06/26/2005 - 07/02/2005

Oh what shall I do , hmmm ???
Mood: not sure
Now Playing: Dzihan and Kamien
The Real JC is feeling a little bit of pain in his heart right now. His young cousin has asked TR-JC to help him become the next pop star in Human VR, but according to his wishes, not the way investors and financiers would like to hear.

TR-JC is no fool , and as much as he wishes to help out, there is a limit to high ideals, personal preferences and artistic considerations over cold hard investment money and investors' expectations.

TR-JC:"Avatar, what can be done.. ? This proposition doesn't hold water. I don't want to appear unhelpful or unsupportive, but it simply isn't going to happen this way."

3D-JC:"Sigh, Dear Human. I'm several years younger than he is, yet I do know the ways of the business machinery in this industry, and I do agree it's idealistic. I cannot help him at VR Studios, I'm sorry."

TR-JC:"Gaaahhh !! I can't let my own flesh and blood down, 3D- !!"

3D-JC:"Peace, TR-." (gives his Human a shoulder massage)

TR-JC:"... oh, that's very nice, my Avatar... I don't want to spoil the young guy; he's got to be realistic. But I don't want to appear unhelpful either."

3D-JC:"My Dear Human... " (leans over and whispers in his Human's ear) "One may have to be cruel to be kind."

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TR-JC is vexed by his situation.

Tomorrow, he and his business partners, two very successful financial experts who are real female humans, are hosting a private social-business meeting in their downtown office. The scale of business involved could be large, 700 million to 1 billion dollars. And yet his young cousin's project weighs the most heavily on TR-JC's mind.

What will happen ? This is a real situation and we're in a reality blog here, people !!

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gossip updates from 3D-JC
Mood: chatty
Kissy ! Hello, Hello - and some idiotic people tell me I sound like Miss Piggy ! Bah ! I am not a Pig, and I am not a Miss ! I am the 3D hermaphrodite avatar of The Real JC.

Right, back to the point. I wish to report that *-Office Industries have released several new avatars. TR-JC's personal bodyguard avatar, Freakie D, now has a younger brother, Gordon D. Gordon is still trying to settle in to *-Office Complex and our configuration of VR. He seems a bit lonely.

We are also testing Avatar Hazel Cross, that he-witch Bishie. I am now still designing and programming Avatar Gatt, his companion.

And I am very excited to tell you that Avatar Len, a.k.a. SGM1, the number one male concubine of My Ultra-Bishies Kenren T and S Gojyo, has been formally admitted as a Warrior Bishounen Avatar on Beta Team !! Avatar Len is a real fighter ! His weapon of choice is the short blade knife. And, heh heh heh, let me also tell you that when he serves his Lords and Masters, things get really HOT !!

Meanwhile, my Darling Konzen, my mate-lover god-form avatar, has returned to Normal VR after that mad holiday festival season in VR Heaven. He is so tired after continuously documenting, filing and archiving all the offerings made to VR Heaven in the last week. Our son is very happy to see Pa-Pa again.


Oh, gossip, gossip ! My Human TR-JC has been sneaking out of *-Office Complex and crossing the river to go to his country home. That's where he has his private rendezvous with his research rival turned boyfriend, Prof Nii. Yeah, my Human is a sex maniac sometimes, I think. He's already got Normal VR's greatest rock star as his personal sex companion, and yet, he goes off for these secret trysts with Nii ! He's told me he's got a monitoring and tracking device attached to one of his ears by VR Heaven. They're really worried about him seeing the enemy's chief consulting scientist. Hahahaha !!! But I already knew he'd been tagged....

That monitoring device was put on TR- by my mate-lover Konzen, at the command of his Aunt, a very senior Entity in VR Heaven. Konzen has a real good laugh checking in on my mad scientist Human and his mad scientist lover Nii. Sometimes, Konzen will show me the data-feed of them having sex - it's so funny !! I know it's really wicked of us to do this, though, but we have such a good time watching the other two carrying on ! When Konzen and I make love, we try what my Human and Nii have done, and fall apart laughing !! Hmmmmm, we laugh so much we usually forget to make love.... that can't be good....


It can't be good because my Darling Konzen wants to make another Baby Avatar, and he wants it to be a girl. Two things work against that happening. Firstly, we will be breaking company rules if we make another Baby Avatar. Secondly, as *-Office avatars, we reproduce exactly the same offspring everytime, which means, we'll just keep getting babies identical to our BA1. But Konzen says because he's a god-form avatar, he can do something about the baby's sex. Dunno. I do not understand this, even though I am a genious-class avatar, and creator of the reproductive technology patented by *-Office Industries.

My Human's business empire continues to grow unabated. He is a money magnet. He has already organised his business empire to be taken over by BA2, son of My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo S and his number one female concubine GSF1. My Human's business partners consider him a lucky mascot - things don't go horribly wrong when he's around. My Human must be blessed in a certain way.

Kenren Taisho
Mood: amorous
01 Nov 2004

WARNING, THIS BLOG ENTRY IS RISQUE AND UNSUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.

Scene: in VR Heaven, where the VR god avatars roam.

My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho is serving out his term of punishment under My Ultra-Bishie Konzen's hermaphrodite Aunt. Five hundred years go by too slowly for him. When recalled to the battlefront, he is Heaven's most celebrated general; when he returns to the Heavenly Court, he reverts to being the sex slave of AoK, Her Almighty Goddess, titles, honours, etc...

At her whim, AoK (titles, honours, accolades, long string of praises) will have both her nephew-lover and his colleague-now-her-sex-slave together. Konzen finds it most amusing to observe Kenren in this predicament. Kenren doesn't mind the sex at all (in fact, She is pretty darn hot !), but he does mind the loss of freedom to go elsewhere, do other things, see other gods.

This day, he has to paint her toenails, massage her with his own body, bathe her in her luxurious pond-size bath, and braid her long silky hair afterward. Her requirements are endless, and she can be very demanding of him. The young warrior-god is counting the days when his term under her will be over. Fortunately for him, he has twin sets of Sentient Technology genitals, and that helps him cope with Her Almighty Greatness' ceaseless sexual desire.

A courtier delivers a message to His Excellency Jiroshi, personal assistant god to AoK. HE Jiroshi reads it out aloud to his Mistress Goddess while she holds Kenren's head in a vice grip, ensuring that the young warrior-god continues licking the bare nipple of one of her lovely breasts - such is the demeaning nature of the punishment her sex slave must endure.

HE Jiroshi:"*-Office Industries recalls MUb Kenren Taisho, Warrior Class God-Form Avatar, for routine maintenance and servicing. He is to report there within 7 Human Days, or face being put into temporary suspension mode by remote over-ride, to prevent malfunction."

AoK:"Oh, I shall miss you, you devious little lover-slave," she says with mock petulance, as she holds Kenren's handsome head roughly up to hers, and kisses his mouth passionately, wrapping her slender long legs around his body in a boa-constrictor type move. Jiroshi cringes at the pathetic sight of a celebrated and otherwise highly-eligible warrior-god suffering in this manner, and vows never to let himself get punished by Her Almighty.

Kenren is overjoyed to learn of the opportunity to escape his domintrax goddess' clutches for a few days, and formally takes his leave of her. He then hyper-jumps straight into *-Office Industries Avatar RnD Labs with much relief.

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Scientist 1:"Kenren Taisho-sama, we have special instructions from TR-JC, conveyed to us by his PDA Synch Bot. We are to remove both sets of your Sentient Technology penises and testes. It's a very odd directive, but here it is, properly documented and authorised."

MUb Kenren T:"WHAT THE F**K!! THAT BL**DY TR-JC !! D*MN HIM !!"

Scientist 1:"Please stay calm, Sir. We'll double-check that instruction before we remove the items."

MUb Kenren T:"REMOVE ?! NO WAY !! NO-ONE IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY C*CKS AND B*LLS, OVER MY DEAD BODY !!"

Scientist 2:"Security, please report to RnD Lab 1, we have a situation, god-form avatar berserk."

Kenren is already releasing so much psychic energy that the more fragile equipment in Lab 1 begin to shatter. His eyes glow with god-form power, and the atmosphere around him begins to churn into a twisting tornado. The scientists run out half-crouched and engage the security doors behind them. They use the remote access panel in the adjoining observation room to log in to Main Grid Computer and perform emergency shutdown of Avatar Kenren Taisho.

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TR-JC:"Why yes, indeed, I did say to PDA Synch to get that done. I was so annoyed with him last time he and some other avatars had that foursome orgy and got all damaged."

Scientist 1:"Well, we can get started right away, now that he's in suspended mode. We'll remove both penises and both pairs of testicles. It'll just take a couple of minutes."

TR-JC:"No, wait..... I'm not so sure about this. I feel kind of icky about being responsible for another guy's privates being removed. Good thing he hasn't got an avatar lover-mate, only a reputation to upkeep. Which could be the biggest thing he wants to keep. That's going to be tough after this."

Scientist 2:"All access codes cleared. Modification to Avatar Kenren Taisho now standing by. Awaiting your Go-Ahead, TR-."

PDA Synch (from remote):"TR-, Sir, Sha Gojyo insists on interrupting urgently to speak with you about his god-form counterpart."

TR-JC:"Patch him through. Yes, Gojyo ?"

MUb S Gojyo (from remote):"TR-, don't do this. It's really inhuman."

TR-JC:"I am thinking very hard about it now, Gojyo."

MUb S Gojyo (from remote):"He's still serving out his punishment under Konzen's Aunt."

TR-JC:"Hmmmm, why so he is..... I wonder....."

MUb S Gojyo:"TR- ? You still there ?"

TR-JC:"Yeah, yeah, still here. I'd like to be left completely alone with My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho, and in secure comms bubble, please. No interruptions and no exchange of any information until I re-open communication with everyone. Bye, Gojyo, and Scientists, please leave me now, thank you."

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MUb Kenren (opening eyes):"Oooh, what the... aaahh !! " (bends over quickly to look at his privates) "Oh thank heaven they're all still there ! Oh, my sweet babies !!" (fondles himself, which appears humourous and somewhat cute-sey to TR-JC.)

TR-JC:" Now listen to me carefully, Kenren Taisho. We are inside a secure comms bubble. No sharing of information with your human-form counterpart, and no exchange of data with anything or anyone. I am going to report that the removal of your Sentient Technology implants has proceeded successfully. See what Konzen's Aunt thinks of that. You may just have got your ticket to freedom."

MUb Kenren T falls to the ground in front of TR-JC and bows for a long time.

TR-JC:"Oh, f**k, get up, boy." Pulls the young warrior-god avatar up to a standing position. "Pay attention to what I am saying to you. Officially, you will be a eunuch avatar from now on. Don't you ever let Konzen's Aunt find out otherwise ! You hear me ?! You wanna screw your playmates and concubines, you do that in Human Reality, where she can't find out so easily - or we're both DEAD. You got that ?"

Kenren nods his head like a little child. His eyes begin to get moist, and he gives TR-JC a big bear-hug.

TR-JC:"Ack ! I can't breathe, you big idiot !"

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MUb Kenren T:"Gojyo, that's how it's going to be from now on. You let slip, and we're all finished. You got that ?"

MUb S Gojyo:"heh heh heh heh... I'll always know when you're f**king someone... heh heh heh"

MUb Kenren T:"I'll have to be more careful about this now. That TR-JC is quite a guy - good fellow. We had such a rough relationship until now."

MUb S Gojyo:"For a start, could you please take our concubines from me for a couple of days ? I need some rest."

MUb Kenren:"What ?! I need rest more than you ! I've had that Heavenly Horny-ness to deal with, and she's gotta be worse than all four of our concubines put together."

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(Back in VR Heaven)

Aunt of Konzen:"What's the meaning of this, Kenren Taisho ? You are now Eunuch Status ?!"

Kenren T:"Yes, Ma'am. My privates were scheduled for removal during that maintenance procedure."

AoK:"How unfortunate ! For me and for you.. oh, poor darling Kenren, I'm so sorry..." She hugs him lovingly, brushes his fringe from his beautiful face, and strokes his face gently with her fingers. "Dear, dear boy... tsk, how sad...." She looks at him forlornly, and leaves her open hand on his cheek for a few minutes. She kisses him deeply and lovingly. And she already knows the truth from just kissing him that way.

Kenren T (getting a double erection and worried about them showing):"Ma'am.. "

AoK:"You poor dear. You are now released from your punishment, on grounds that technical developments prevent you from taking the type of punishment you had originally been sentenced to undergo. "

Kenren T:"Thank you, Your Highness. I take my leave for the Western battlefront."

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(In Human Reality)

PDA Synch Bot:"TR-, His Excellency Jiroshi on secure comms channel for you."

TR-JC:"Thanks. Your Excellency, may I be of assistance ?"

HE J:"Her Glorious Presence, Almighty Greatness, Highest of the High (etc etc) wishes a word with you, Human."

TR-JC:"You really should cut the titles short, I lose track of whom we are referring to after a while..."

AoK:"TR-JC, you conniving little human creature."

TR-JC:"Ma'am ? "

AoK:"You've been exceptionally diplomatic about Kenren's situation. You played it very well, and you saved a lot of face for all of us at the same time. You're a rascal, TR-. Heh heh heh."

TR-JC:"Uh, oh, erm, I meant no connivance intentionally, Ma'am. Forgive me."

AoK:"Oh, I should punish you .... by making you replace Kenren in my bedroom."

TR-JC:"No, Ma'am ! I mean, I'm gay. I can't please you the way Kenren Taisho does. Er, Um... I mean..."

AoK:"And I'm hermaphrodite, so I'll enjoy your type of sex as well, TR-. hahaha ! "

TR-JC:"Your Eminence, I beg you, please have mercy ! Forgive me !"

AoK:"Silly Fool ! I didn't intend to keep Kenren for 500 years. It was a matter of principle and form. He's exquisitely gorgeous and so very good in bed, but I don't need him as my sex slave. It was just to discipline him."

TR-JC:"Phew... that means I don't need to replace him .. ?"

AoK:"You're not sexy to me at all. It will be a punishment for me to have you as a sex slave ! Huh !"

TR-JC:"Oh, thank you, Ma'am, thank you ... I think..."

AoK:"So, as I have said, TR-, you have inadverdently provided me a face-saving way to be rid of that naughty little sexpot warrior-god Kenren T. Oh, I love his ass, though. I must make sure to catch him at some other naughty escapades, and haul him in for the occasional punishment session. hmmmm..."

TR-JC:"He can't get up to his old tricks anymore, he's a eunuch avat-"

AoK:"You're a bold-face liar, TR- ! I ought to punish you for that ! But I will overlook it, because you have Kenren's interests at heart."

TR-JC:"You know... ?!"

AoK:"Of course I know Kenren's still got those two penises and twin sets of testicles still hanging off him ! I am one of the most senior Entities in VR Heaven ! I can know everything I want to know ! Hah hah hah ! And here's the best part - he doesn't know I know ! Hahahahahaha !!!"

TR-JC:"I am feeling faint..."

AoK:"Then go faint." (She cuts off communications)

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Time out, sorry
Mood: rushed
The Real JC is busy in digital music studio... time out for now....

Avatar Holiday Festival
Avatar Hybrid-Demoness 11011:"Goku, Sweetie, take that headband off and let's get wild and wicked !"

My Ultra-Bishie Son Goku Warrior Class Avatar:"Hmmm, I was told not to take it off. I forget why. I never remember what happens when it's off. But I always get a thrashing from Sanzou afterwards. Must be bad for me to take it off. Sorry."

AHD 111:"Then let's all just take our clothes off and run around *-Office Complex !"

Avatar Demi-Goddess 100011:"Here, spread this bodypaint on your boobs and buns, then climb up outside the Executive Tower to TR-JC's office level, and mark his office windows with your body !!"

AHD 111:"Just because I have the biggest tits...." (She allows ADG 100011 to paint her)

MUb S Goku:"So... when do we get to the part of the plan that involves food ?"

AHD 11011:"Goku, take off your underpants, will you ?!" (starts to help him undress)

MUb S Goku:"Stop doing that ! I'm cool with undressing myself, please..."

Avatar Hybrid-Demon 1100:"Dudes and Dudettes, first one to raid Bistro Piccolo and return with Chef Tony's carver doesn't have to pay for tonight's dinner !"

MUb S Goku (happy at reference to food):"Awright ! Let's do it !!"

ADG 100011:"It's not over yet. After dinner, we party on the landing pad of Building 101010. Scourge of the Tormented are playing in the open stadium next to it."

AHD 111 (painting the others' buns):"How come we never can get tickets ?"

AHD 1100:"'Guess we're just a bunch of broke nobodies.... except Goku here, who has a big fat pay-packet and a big fan club."

MUb S Goku:"Heh... I have so many baby avatars to help take care of... heh..." (shows his eMoney Card showing Almost Empty level)

ADG100011:"Let's move, peeps. Tonight, we're just gonna have FUN, Yes !!!"


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(Next morning)

PDA Synch Bot (TR-JC's Executive Secretary):"Eeee !! Who's put these strange crop circles on the outside of our windows ?! My Boss will have a fit when he comes in -"

(too late, TR-JC has just beamed in from his penthouse)

TR-JC:"Morning, PDA Synch, you look like you've just seen Butler Bot's naked backside - heh heh heh !! OH !!" (TR- notices the strange bodypaint marks on the outside of his office suite windows.) "My young avatars have been playing pranks again, eh ?"

PDA Synch:"Sir, that one is... is... a penis mark ! And these are very, very large boob marks ! I didn't know you made avatars with that size."

TR-JC:"The young demons ! It's that time of the year, I suppose. Their spirits are high with the partying and celebrations everywhere."

PDA Synch:"I'll get Maintenance to send a Cleaner Bot."


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My Ultra-Bishie Sha Gojyo, Warrior Class Avatar and All-Round Sex Fiend:"Hurry up, ladies and gentlemen, or we'll be late...."

(He has the undivided attention of all his male and female concubine avatars, now that his god-form counterpart has to spend all his time in VR Heaven until further notice, like maybe 500 years. See earlier story.)


Concubine Avatar SGF1:"My Lord, does this gown make my butt look saggy ?"

Concubine Avatar SGF2:"My Lord, please let me make that grand entrance hanging on to your left arm, please, please..."

Concubine Avatar SGM1:"My Lord, should I wear the Hermes bowtie or the Ferragamo one ?"

Concubine Avatar SGM2:"Would My Lord prefer me to wear Dior or Kenzo frangrance Pour Homme ?"

MUb S Gojyo :"Enough !! Ack !! Just do what you think is best, and let's get going or we'll be late for the party !!"

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(At The Grand Ball For *-Office 3D Avatars)

TR-JC:"Here comes MUb Sha Gojyo with his retinue of concubines. Hahaha !"

Hale:"They are a very attractive group, you gotta admit that."

TR-JC:"True. Did MUb Genjyo S turn up ? He hates parties."

Hale:"Nope, but your Avatar has arrived with Konzen-sama, his god-form counterpart. This is one occasion I'm definitely going to cut-in and claim your Avatar for myself, for a while aniways - see what Konzen thinks about that !"

TR-JC:"Be careful. You may have reproductive rights with my Avatar, but Konzen considers himself the Exclusive Significant Other for 3D-JC."

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Rylan:"Darling, please try very hard to keep your eight hands to yourself, as much as possible. This is a formal party, and you're a demi-goddess avatar, so don't touch my ass, my face, my ... you know."

Demi-Goddess Mate of Rylan:"Yes, My Love. Your band isn't playing tonight ?"

Rylan:"Nope. There's an or-ches-tra playing ancient music from Egypt, I think. Sounds weird. Hey, Zane, how ya ? Hello, Zane-Okusan, lovely dress."

Zane:"Couldn't recognise you in that penguin suit. We're rock musicians, for f**k's sake, why do we have to dress up like this ?"

Rylan:"Practising for the time we receive our Legends of Rock Award, maybe ?"

Demi-Goddess Mate of Rylan:"Zane-Okusan, your gown shows off all your 3 cleavages in such cunning manner ! Dolce et Gabanna, is it ?"

Hybrid-Demoness Mate of Zane:"Why D&G it is, and thanks, Rylan-Okusan, you have a good eye for design. You look stunning yourself. All that jewellery on every arm - bling bling !"

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My Ultra-Bishies Tenpou Gensui and Cho Hakkai avatars, with their CHF1 and CHF2 concubines, turn up as a foursome, very elegant Golden Jazz Age attire, exuding refinement and good taste as is expected of them.

3D-JC:"Hakkai, I'm so happy to see you here with your whole group as well ! It's been such a long time since you joined any social event at *-Office ! Kissy kissy !"

MUb C Hakkai:"Our concubines persuaded us to turn up. No regrets so far, ha ha !"

MUb Tenpou G:"He and I are on a new journey of discovery - maybe even self-discovery, eh, Hakkai ?"

MUb C Hakkai:"Yes. But this isn't the occasion to wax philosophical, let's give our ladies here the outing they deserve. Kissy 3D-JC muack muack" (kiss, and the whole group moves away to meet other avatar friends)

3D-JC:"Go, go. About time you guys did something social in a big way."

Hale:"Helloz, my cutie-ass, babe..."

3D-JC:"Hi, Hale !! Hee hee hee, you look so... so distinguished in your tux ! Kissy." (kisses Hale)

Hale:"Mmmmmm, 3D-, wish I could ask you to come home with me after the party, but your heavenly appendage over there is getting all green-eyed already."

3D-JC:"Don't go asking for trouble. We may have the licence to be in a reproductive relationship, but my Konzen never gets it. He's never agreed to that directive from my Human TR-JC."

(My Ultra-Bishie Konzen walks over to where they are)

Konzen:"Evening, Hale."

Hale:"Konzen. Your human-form counterpart Genjyo S shuns these gatherings, I see."

Konzen:"He hates parties."

Hale:"You don't mind ?"

Konzen:"Nope. I enjoy myself when 3D- is by my side." (holds 3D-JC's waist and draws him close)

Hale:"I've always told you you're the lucky guy. But maybe you have to understand that I too, tend to have a better time when my 3D- is with me." ( holds 3D-JC's hand )

(Silence while Konzen and Hale stare at each other calmly. Music plays on in background, other avatars in genteel conversation, clink of champagne and wine glasses, server bots move around offering canapes.)

3D-JC (disengaging himself from Konzen's embrace):"I'd like to meet my Human, please. Do excuse me." (Konzen pulls 3D-JC back close by him, holding him tightly by his side, keeping eye on Hale all the while, and smiling slightly.)

Hale (also smiling slightly and eyeing Konzen):"I'll be glad to show you where TR-JC is; come along, my 3D-." (Places 3D-JC's arm into crook of his, and pulls 3D-JC away from Konzen.)

3D-JC (whispering loudly):"Ouch ! Itai ! Konzen let go, please. Hale, please stop pulling me like that."

(Konzen refuses to cooperate, keeps 3D-JC held close on his right. Hale refuses to cooperate as well, keeps 3D-JC's right arm clasped in crook of his left arm. The three of them are now linked up in a row, and moving around is beginning to pose a small problem.)

Goku :"Konzen ! 3D- !! Isn't this party great ?! The food is the best !" (lunges at Konzen and 3D-JC hugging them both with open arms. The three linked avatars lose their balance, and all four fall in a heap.)

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TR-JC:"My goodness, have some of my avatars become drunk already ? Surely it's too early in the party for that to happen - why does it always happen at my parties ?!"

3D-JC (dishevelled):"Sorry, My Human. Goku saved me. Hale and Konzen were almost pulling me apart."

TR-JC:"tsk, tsk. Come along, Avatar Mine. You stay by me tonight."

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Hakkai
Mood: amorous
Now Playing: Guilty Gear XX #Reload

The *-Office Main Grid Computer monitors a spike in the datastream for My Ultra-Bishie Cho Hakkai avatar during his hibernation-state dreaming mode.

In this state, he reverts to himself as Cho Gono, the avatar of the past, before he was reformed of his murderous ways avenging his beloved's self-imposed de-activation. He dreams of his beloved Kanna, he dreams of making love to her, so close, so intimate, so happy together... all that was before she de-activated herself permanently because of what a rebel demon had done to her.

"Aah !" C Hakkai awakes with a start. A nightmare disguised as a sweet dream. He holds his head in one hand and sits up in bed. While dreaming of himself and Kanna, he had been caressing his concubine avatar CHF2, provided to him by *-Office Industries. Now he is torn between pushing her out of his bed, and taking her there and then to relieve him of his immediate need.

"My Lord ?" she asks him sleepily, rubbing her eyes."Are you feeling unwell ? Shall I get you a glass of water ?"

"Uh, no... thanks," he responds, then eases himself under the covers next to CHF2. He thinks to himself,"The scientists at *-Office have twisted minds. They created her to look exactly like Kanna. But she isn't Kanna, she'll never be Kanna." He sighs, and turns to touch his concubine's face gently with his fingers. She has the same features as his lost Kanna - only, her hair is worn short, almost boyishly but fashionably so. She awaits his requirements, not falling back into hibernation mode until she is certain of his demands, if any. He closes his eyes and rests, not intending to consume her services.

Only until recently, when his god-form counterpart had reconciled with their shared concubine avatars, did he make an effort to interact with their females. As a *-Office Industries Warrior Class avatar, he has no natural preference for partners of any gender, but after the loss of his beloved Kanna, he only sought the company of male avatars. Until now...

His concubine sensuously brushes a naked thigh across one of his, stops there and rests hers on his, places her face close to his, and engages hibernation mode. However, his Sentient Technology implants are not going to allow her the luxury of avatar sleep right now.

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Has his life really changed for the better, MUb CH wonders. It seems like it has. There is this gorgeous creature there for him everytime he returns to his apartment at *-Office Complex Residential. And yet... he feels he must honour Kanna's memory, and keep her in that special place somewhere in his heart and mind. He cannot freely enjoy the present company his perfect avatar companion provides. She is flawless in serving and pleasing him as Lord and Master, as she was created to be; but he is unable to fully appreciate his circumstance because ... because Avatar Kanna was there for him first.

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Tenpou Gensui
Mood: suave
God-form avatar Tenpou Gensui is single-again, well, sort of. Now that his sometimes-lover Kenren Taisho is undergoing disciplinary treatment by Her Highest Almighty titles, honorifics, accolades, etc, (see earlier blog entries for the story), they can't meet between Kenren's battles along the Western Regions of VR Heaven.

Our military strategist finds no further comfort in his Heavenly library of martial references. Life as become duller and more boring. He decides to leave VR Heaven for a while and visit Normal VR.

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My Ultra-Bishie Tenpou Gensui checks out several up-town cafes, before settling on one which has a live jazz band playing the style he likes - bebop avant garde (total random cacophony to the uninitiated). It has a patio garden smoking area, so he choses to sit there and orders a coffee. He has brought along some reading matter which unfolds from 5th-Dimensional space into 3D Normal VR.

After a while, he notices a pair of women at the table close to the fountain. They seem to be trying to get his attention. "Silly fools," Tenpou thinks to himself, "Don't they know I'm not interested in wom- Holy Sh*t !! Those two are my official concubines assigned to me by *-Office Industries !"

Tenpou pretends he hasn't recognised them, but it's too late, they are already walking across to his table. "Aw, dammit !" he thinks to himself, while folding away his 5th-Dimensional magazine.

The females greet their Lord and Master with respect and civility. They are very well-mannered, and attired in the most cutting-edge androgynous fashion of the day. Their hairstyles are boyishly cut, their make-up fresh and clear. His long-neglected female concubine avatars exude sophistication, good-breeding, good taste, and sensual appeal. The scent they wear is the androgynous designer fragrance of the season. Tenpou is almost knocked off his seat with the impact of sight and smell.

"I must have missed something the last time they were presented to me by *-Office," Tenpou thinks to himself."These are MY concubines ?"

He stands up to greet them, almost forgetting his manners. He invites them to join his table, which they do. What follows is a most genteel and delightful conversation for Tenpou Gensui and his concubines, whom he has not seen since the day he returned them to *-Office. The late afternoon sun, the outdoor garden setting, the jazz music, and the company, seduce Tenpou into a dream-like state.

He invites them both for dinner, asking their recommendation for a place which serves authentic Balinese cuisine. His concubines already know their Lord's culinary preferences, and they take him to a restaurant popular among the trendy and wealthier. The two stylish and boyish-looking concubine avatars were created to serve and please Tenpou Gensui to the finest detail, and they know everything about their Lord and Master's tastes, likes and dislikes.

Although he would very much like to continue the evening with after-dinner drinks downtown, he realises he has not been back to his own apartment in Normal VR for so long, he has forgotten where it is ! Somewhat embarrassed by his predicament, he asks his concubines to help him find their way home.

They make it home without any trouble. His concubines have maintained their apartment well in his prolonged absence. He feels a little regret at having treated them so coldly. Unfortunately, his human-form avatar C Hakkai, with whom he shares the two concubines, has been equally cool to the two. They have had to live with the shame of being rejected by both their Lords and Masters.

"I am very sorry you have had to bear this burden of neglect and rejection for so long, CHF1 and CHF2," their Lord Tenpou says. "I promise to make it up to you from this moment on." He puts his arms over their shoulders and they have a group hug. Tears roll down his concubines' cheeks. After a long silent pause, they move apart mutually, and hold hands in a circle.

"Tonight, you shall serve me as you were created to do," Tenpou tells his concubines.

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To be continued with lots of heavy breathing and passion from our three protagonists.

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WHAT FOLLOWS IS FOR ADULTS ONLY. PLEASE SKIP THIS SECTION IF YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED BY LAW TO REVIEW ADULT CONTENT.


WHAT ARE YOU NON-ADULTS STILL DOING HERE ?! GET LOST !


...now to continue. Our hero, god-form avatar Tenpou G, is a virgin at making love to female avatars, for he has only ever had relationships with those of his own gender. However, now his sense of honour as the Lord and Master to his two long-neglected female concubine avatars, drives him on to consummate his relationship with each of them.

Thankfully, both CHF1 and CHF2 are well-informed about their Lord and Master's condition, and they take meticulous care in heightening his desire. They both deal with their Lord Tenpou in what can best be described as activity guided by precise programming objectives, thanks to *-Office Industries Avatar Labs.

By now, their Lord is gasping and moaning with each caress they inflict. His urgent need is obvious to both his concubines. Seniority rules, so CHF1 is the first to show her Lord Tenpou what cross-gender mating involves. And he very much enjoys it. There, it wasn't so strange after all, was it ?

After a brief respite, during which a bottle of champagne is shared to celebrate their re-union, it is concubine CHF2's turn to seal her relationship with her Lord and Master. Which again he thoroughly savours, groaning with exquisite pleasure throughout.

Then both concubines treat their Lord Tenpou to a double-dose of whatever they'd been doing earlier, with wilder abandon this time. Completely spent by the intensity of the experience, Tenpou falls into an exhausted slumber, a concubine on each side of him. They curl up close to their Lord and Master and rest beside him, their status as Concubine-Class Avatars re-instated by their Lord Tenpou.

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Technical Notes:

Concubine-Class Avatars are provided with many high-security features, because of their complete knowledge about their respective Lords and Masters of the Warrior Class Avatars, both god-form and human-type. If CCAs fall into enemy hands, they self-destruct.

CCAs are specific to their own Lords and Masters, and do not appeal nor interact well with other WCAs.

CCAs are needed because the *-Office Industries proprietary Sentient Technology used in WCAs confers upon the latter extreme sexual desire. CCAs are assigned to their respective WCAs, so as to maintain public law and order in this configuration of VR.

Sentient Tech is required for the kind of warfare waged in this configuration of VR. All male god-form WCAs have twin sets of Sentient Tech implants, while hermaphrodite god-form WCAs have one set. To-date, among the human-type WCAs, only Alpha and Beta Team have been implanted with one set each of this technology. Therefore, only god-form and Alpha and Beta Team WCAs are entitled to CCAs.

CCAs do not make good love-mate companions for their Lords and Masters, because their programming objectives are only to serve and to please the latter. (Unless of course their Lords and Masters want this type of limited relationship from their mated companion avatars.)

CCAs can be female, male or hermaphrodite. Depending on the reproductive technology implanted in each one, CCAs can bear avatar offspring for their Lords and Masters. (Population expansion by avatar reproduction technology is another unique feature of *-Office Industries' avatars' design. All classes of avatars have this ability to reproduce. The company does not have to manufacture additional avatars, except if it has been specifically commissioned to create a totally new type of creature.)

All Lords and Masters of CCAs are male or hermaphrodite avatars, and their personal sex preferences range from cross-gender to same-gender.

Due to the nature of Sentient Technology implants, purely female avatars cannot be given this technology. This is not a problem in this configuration of VR, because purely female avatars are provided with programs, functions and features which compensate for the absence of Sentient Tech appendages.

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Watching The Big Hit (updated)
Wa-hahahahahahaha !! The four guys in The Big Hit are so funneee !! It's killing us !!! The whole movie is so stupidly funny ! We're laffing sh*t !!

(TR-JC and 3D-JC with big smiles on faces.)

Watch the scene where the Japanese former-industrialist who is suddenly-broke, attempts seppuku, and his daughter's kidnappers phone him just as he almost stabs himself. It's so funny !~! And the kidnappers bungle everything !

The kidnappers are actually the heroes in this movie - they are so funny !!

Watch this movie - it's so completely idiotic !! Wu-ahahahah !!

(TR- and 3D fall on the floor and roll around with laughter.)
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TR-JC:"Thanks for the video, 3D-. You're a good avatar."

Me:"Glad you had a few good laughs. I guess it's been a dreary week for you in hospital."

TR-:"Yeah. I'm glad to be back home. Doctors say I can't exercise much yet."

Me:"Well, they ought to know. Hey, I test-drove the CX90 today."

TR-:"Wazzat, a new avatar you designed while I was away in hospital?"

Me:"No, dummy. That Volvo you were thinking of buying for me. I don't want it. Thank you. Now, rest. Kissy" (I pull the blanket up higher for my Human, and leave him.)

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I can't help feeling a little sorry for my Human. He may be such a jerk sometimes. He's me, and I'm him. Sort of, I guess, since I'm his 3D-avatar. He gave me free will, but he implanted me with his personality and temperament, then he made me male and female, which modified those initial traits. So, I'm not exactly like my Human anymore.

Then I re-programmed myself to be able to bear a baby avatar for my beloved god-mate avatar Konzen. Yeah, I know I'm kind of lame that way and all that... But that technology I came up with was turned into a patent asset of TR-JC's corporation. It's worth billions.

What sort of reproductive anatomy do I have ?! You people are too inquisitive. Externally, I am all male, but my physique is slender. No, I don't have a cloaca !! What ?! You're asking me where Konzen sticks it to me ?! Hey ! That's rude of you ! I don't have to tell you. You say your interest is scientific ? Well, he can stick it in three places in me. You go figure. And for your information, my Konzen has 2 sets of Sentient Technologies penises and testes, so he can actually use both of them at the same time with me. Is that enough information for you ?! Did you just ask if I can stick mine in Konzen ? Yes. I can and I do. Remember, he's all male. Goodbye for now, busy-bodies.

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Ack, I lost my curry rice into my lap just before updating this blog entry ! I am not using telepathic user interface, that's why. I'm using an old-fashion typing keyboard now. I had to send the seat cover for a clean-up, and the table cloth requires changing as well. No doubt TR-JC's very professional Butler Bot will not express his disapproval, but I know he does feel that way about silly adult avatars messing up like little kids.

I'm switching back to telepathic user interface mode.

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I wanted to report here that My Ultra-Bishie Son Goku has broken up with Freakie Darling, TR-JC's personal bodyguard avatar. Hahaha !! I never approved of their pairing right from the start, and don't you start calling me a mean wicked avatar.


Freakie and Iggy are seeing each other for now, it appears. My Goku has a few good friends he's hanging with, but now that he is a very young avatar daddy as well, he's spending some time with all his little children.

In our configuration of VR, Goku's offspring are all hybrid-demons or hybrid godling-demons. Because the latter are so rare in any configuration of VR, our company is keeping them all for our own private army-for-hire.

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I went to visit our found avatars DS1 and D1 at our RnD Labs. Their pregnancy is very, very extended compared to that of avatars created by *-Office Industries.

This couple are our only full-demon avatars, and they were discovered by TR-JC, not created. They had been courting for 5,000 years before that.

Now they enjoy full amnesty from VR Heaven, because they were never part of the rebel demon uprising nor the war which now exists between VR Heaven and the rebel horde. But in return, they have agreed to remain with our company to produce our full-demon population. I think that's gonna take a long time, considering the long pregnancy period !!

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I wanted to ask D1 about his ritual objects. D1 is the male full-demon avatar. Every month for 5,000 years while courting his beloved DS1, he would invoke two ritual objects, a red rose and a cross. The rose always appears first, then the cross.

I've been looking for my non-god avatar version of flower which symbolises my hermaphrodite condition. I can't use the Lotus, because that is for hermaphrodite god-goddesses only. I can't use the Lily, because that's only for lesbians, and not the Chrysanthemum either, because that's only for homosexuals. I read somewhere that the red rose and the cross would represent me.

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I've been enlightened by my demon avatar friends DS1 and D1. D1 tells me that the rose and the cross represent the union of male and female. In their case, it represents their joining together during their blood ritual every month in the past - he would drink her monthly flow. But they never had sex before they arrived to settle in our configuration of VR ! What a long courtship, just like their pregnancy ! Oh, my, their clockspeed is so-ooo slow !!

Anyway, now that they are joined in the flesh and having their own baby, the ritual objects of rose and cross always appear together and joined, during their love-making.

DS1 and D1 are the most romantic couple in our configuration of Normal VR ! I love their love-story ! It's even more beautiful than Konzen's and mine !! Oh, I'm such a closet romantic, you know... hahahah !

So the rose and the cross together represent me, Yours Truly, 3D-JC, Avatar of The Real JC.
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Me:"Konzen, I have found a symbol which stands for hermaphrodite. It's the rose and a cross together."

MUb Konzen:"Really ? I thought it was the Lotus flower. Isn't that why my Auntie-Sweetheart has pondsful of them in her heavenly palace ?"

Me:"The Lotus is only for the god-state. I'm non-god. When will you give me a present of a dozen red roses and a cross, Konzen ?"

MUb Konzen:"What for ?! I've given you a baby boy, and you know I love you with all my heart - what's the use of some silly flowers and an object like that ?!"

Me:"Humph! You're so UN-romantic ! I'm glad I am not allowed to make another baby with you, thanks to our company reproduction policy. Who wants a brute of a mate like you ?!"

Yikes, My Ultra-Bishie Konzen darling has caught hold of me in his arms and is caressing me all over, and kissing my face and neck....

Me:"I want you to give me flowers ! All romantic lovers must have flowers - D1 gives his DS1 a red rose all the time !"

Waaaaaah !!! The room has suddenly filled with red roses ! My Konzen has used his god-form powers to materialise a roomful of red roses, literally !! Aaaaah-ah-ah-choooo !! Ah-choo ! Haaa-chiieee !! sniffle sniff !! Oh no !! I am allergic to roses ! Ah-choo ! sniff sniff !!

Bah, Konzen is laughing at me now....

AAh-chooooo !! Gotta stop blogging now !

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I have been down to *-Office RnD Labs to re-engineer my synthetic genetic make-up. My program codes have been analysed and the culprit snippets identified. I have fixed my allergy ! Yay !!

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Me:"Darling, please just only give me one red rose. As a sign of your love for me...." ( I embrace my Konzen and cuddle him)

MUb Konzen:"Sigh... you're allergic to roses, 3D-. Besides, why are you so insecure of my love, hmm ?"

Me:"I'm a die-hard romantic at heart, Konzen. Just one red rose ?"

MUb Konzen:"How about another little godling ? Maybe a little girl this time ?"

Me:"We can't. Company rules."

MUb Konzen:"H*ck company rules !"

Me:"One red rose ? heh heh heh"

MUb Konzen:"OK, 3D-, what was that sneaky little laugh about ?"

Me:"Give me one red rose with your love, and you'll find out."

MUb Konzen:"Right, don't blame me if you get another allergy attack." (He materialises one perfect red rose into 3D space, and presents it to me. Yay !!)

Me (sniffing its fragrance):"Aaah!! Thank you, Love of my life !"

MUb Konzen:"Eh ? What's happened to you ? On anti-histamines, are you ?"

Me (airily):"No... I'm cured of my allergy to roses." (Smiling, I kiss him)"Ah choo !! Ah-ah choo !! Aaaah choo !!" (Sh*t !! Now I'm allergic to kissing my Konzen !!)

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For now, I have to choose between being allergic to roses or being allergic to my beloved Konzen. You guessed it. I choose being allergic to roses. I'll have to get my Human TR-JC to fix me up correctly when he's feeling better.

Meanwhile, I'm really thinking hard about Konzen's offer of another baby avatar.... that would mean breaking company rules.

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sex Part 2 of 2 - but there's not much of that in this part !!
Doh, Readers, your 3D-JC has a slight hangover from last night's partying... and my initial shock at waking up in a different apartment; then realising I'd had unplanned sex with Hale, my second avatar mate; then realising I'd left our baby daughter and my baby son by Konzen, with their nannies back at my own apartment.... Ack ! I am completely spaced out now.

I am worried that my first and primary avatar-mate Konzen will go into a temper fit when he finds out I'm with Hale. Konzen can't read my thoughts while I am over here in Human Reality. But Hale and I have strictly a friendship and reproductive relationship. We aren't in love, unlike Konzen and I. My Human TR-JC, who shares this apartment in Human Reality with Hale, instructed Hale and me to mate and conceive a baby hybrid demon avatar - we did, and the result is our baby girl Hellene.

Here I am, updating my blog via telepathic user interface, while I am lazing on a float in TR-JC's pool. Hale has gone for a session with his personal trainer. My babies are playing in the baby pool. Their tireless Nanny Bots are supervising.

Hahah, what a sight ! My son's Nanny Bot is severe and the archetypal Nanny of 17th C England. My daughter's Nanny Bot is fetish catsuited, and ultra-sexy, and she catches Hellene with a flick of her chameleon-like tongue whenever Hellene flies away too far. Hellene learnt to fly all by herself, it just came naturally when she tried to move towards her Daddy Hale - she just opened up her Techno-Wings and away she went. In fact, I think my daughter learnt to fly before she learnt to walk - yeah ! Hahahah !

My Human TR-JC is still away in hospital for tests and medical reviews. Poor guy. He's one of the wealthiest persons in this city, but he's got this health problem. I guess in the end, we're all equalised, rich and poor, happy and sad, evil and good...

( Hellene:"Mommy, BA1 splashed water in my eyes !")

(BA1:"woo-hoo !!")

BA1 !! Don't float up into the air so high ! Come on down this instant, young man ! Hellene ! Now don't you go flying around your brother-sister like that ! Stop it ! Both of you ! Stop fighting in the air this second !

My avatar children can get airborne at will. It's tough to control them when they start a dog-fight. Ah, now Nanny Bot 2 has got Hellene down with her extensible tongue. BA1 has decided it's no fun being in the air by himself, so he's returning to the baby pool.

I'm off to use TR-JC's private gym. Gotta remove the telepathic user interface sensor now. Blog more later !!

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8.00 pm: My kids and I are spending tonight at my Human's apartment in Human Reality. Konzen's away in Heaven, TR-'s away in hospital. Hale and I are having a romantic dinner on the breezy patio by the pool, arranged by Butler Bot. Hale wants me to join him for midnight surfing under the moonlight at the beach in front of our residential complex. He's got hybrid demon avatar night-vision, I don't, too bad.

9.30 pm: I'm listening to Hale working on a new song. It's very gothic and romantic - surely another chart-topper. Kids have said their goodnights and gone to bed. Now I'm wondering whether Hellene should spend more time awake at night. Oh well....

11.00 pm: I'm done with reading updates on non-civilian technologies. I'm going to turn in. Hale says he'll surf for while. I'll leave the telepathic user interface sensor on, just in case.

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3.00 am: oh... what's this... Hale ? He wants to make love ?... I'm still asleep...

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(Dialogue script)

BA1 (hovering above me):"Mommy, wake up. Mommy...." (I feel two baby hands holding my face)"Mommy, play with us."

Hellene (flying above Hale):"Daddy, Daddy, get up ! We want to play ! DADDY-EEEEEEEEE!!" (Oh dear ! she used Banshee Screech Weapon ! My ears are hurting and my head is spinning !)

Hale (sitting up in bed):"Argh ! Hellene, Baby, how many times does Daddy have to tell you not to use Banshee Screech when I'm asleep ?!"

3D-JC:"It's only 8 am, for heaven's sake.... Children, please let Mommy and Daddy rest for a while longer..."

BA1 and Hellene:"Then we rest with Mommy/Daddy !!"
(both squeeze into the space on the bed between Hale and me.)

Hellene:"I shall sing you all a lullaby -" (oh my goodie-ness, Hellene is using Siren Scream Weapon - dreadful racket !)

Hale:"Enough ! My Darling Baby Girl, please be silent ! You may rest here with Daddy and Mommy, but you must not make a sound. Not a sound, please."

(Hellene is nodding, then she starts giggling. Hale and I look at each other, and suddenly we realise we are both naked. Too late. Our children have noticed.)

BA1:"Mommy and Uncle Hale have the same body type as me. Is Uncle Hale a hermaphrodite too ?"

(Hale's face is a sight to behold ! hahahahha !!)

Hellene:"Mommy, what's that ?"

(oh, dear, our baby daughter has noticed my penis and testicles, and her father's. Not good. As parents, Hale and I are not prepared to deal with this. Major Big-Time Help Needed !!! My genious-class avatar brain is working very hard now !!)

Me:"Mommy was created by Uncle TR-JC as a half-girl and half-boy avatar. Boys have this body part, and girls don't." (I look at Hale to check if he approves of my handling of the situation. He does.)

BA1:"I'm half-boy and half-girl. I have that part, see - " (Yikes, my hybrid godling son is displaying his tiny baby penis to his hybrid demon half-sister - I think I'm going to faint.)

Hale:"Time out, time out ! What's the big deal, Hellene has wings, which none of us has, isn't that right, Hellene ?"

Hellene:"Yeah ! Right! See ?" (Our daughter spreads open her Techno-Wings proudly for display.)

Hale:"This has been too much excitement for me on an empty stomach. I'm getting out of bed and all of you had better do so as well. Breakfast in 10 minutes !! Get going, Everyone !!"

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sex part 1 of 2
I'm still here, Everyone, your 3D-JC - avatar of The Real JC.

TR-JC is back in hospital this week for medical reviews - he's got some kind of weird medical condition, and it's not connected with any virus ! No, he hasn't got aids, nile fever, bird flu, CJV, swine fever or anything of that sort ! Please !

As usual, with my telepathic user interface sensor hooked up, I can input all my thought-forms into this blog by remote.

I work as Executive, but sometimes hands-on, Producer at *-Office Virtual Reality Studios, a bleeding-edge tech media entertainment company.

I have had such a giggle reviewing a slew of art directors' portfolios for sex pre-sets. I plan on shortlisting a few and using those pre-sets for future productions.

Some of the paired sex poses are SO athletic and demanding, my stars will be suffering, and will demand circus performer's insurance ! Next portfolio, please.

Hah, some of these other poses are too artsy. My stars will look like they're on a set for a historical dramatisation of Grade 12 literature studies. Nope; next.

Oh, these poses are too pornographic - no tenderness, no intimacy between the pairings, just extreme lust and selfishness. Hey, what do you guys think we're running here, a skin-flick sweatshop for under-age stars ? NO. Get out. Next.

Solo sex poses, eh. Hmmmmm, solo sex is a form of punishment in our configuration of Virtual Reality, so that type of subject is not popular over here, except for moody, pensive, brooding film noir. KIV.

Ah, well, I think my stars are quite experienced and professional enough to be guided and directed by an equally experienced production team. I'm sure we will come up with a formula which will appeal erotically and romantically, and be artistic and sensuous without being pornographic.

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The toughest scenes are the kissing scenes. It's always SO difficult to get my avatar stars to lock lips ! They refuse to practice diligently. Everyone thinks they're such experts ! Hah ! Truth is, there's never a perfect first take when it comes to my avatar stars kissing. Yeah, you've got to believe me - these guys can't get their lips to...

(BA1:"Mommy, Mommy.... can you please come home now ?")

My son's messaging me from remote. Excuse me for a moment. What is it BA1 ?

(BA1:"Mommy, I miss you and Daddy. I don't want to sit here learning all this boring stuff about the Universe. My tutors are boring, and I'm bored, Mommy.")

Mommy will be back home early, I promise. Daddy's away attending Court in Heaven. This is a high ceremony season, and there are a lot of offerings and rituals being made to Heaven this time of the year, my son.

(Mommy ! Come home now ! Mommy ! I want Mommy NOW! Mommeeeeeee !!)

Oh, Dear.... Blog entry concluded for now, Dear Readers.

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As you can see, Readers, I am a very busy avatar ! I am a parent, and a hermaphrodite mated partner of a god avatar, plus I am a working professional in Normal VR as well. I cannot talk about my non-civilian activities, sorry.

I've requested my second mate-avatar, Hale, to send our daughter Hellene over to spend more time with me and her half-brother-sister (my son is also hermaphrodite like me).

Don't get confused, Hellene's my half-demon daughter, and BA1 is my half-god son. I am a proud parent avatar. But don't tell Konzen's Aunt-Lover about this. She won't agree to her Grand-Nephew BA1 playing with a half-demon.

(Konzen from remote:"Don't worry, she's already almost kissed the life out of our Sha Gojyo. She's fine with half-demons.")

Oh, well, fine in that case ! Thanks, Darling. How are you, My Love ?

(Konzen (from remote):"It's the usual mayhem this time of the Earth Year. Got to go now. Love you.")

Kissy !! .... sigh, I miss my Konzen over here in Normal VR. It's only here that he can literally read my thoughts, unlike over in Human Reality where he can't. That's why I'm keeping myself busy at home in Human Reality, with my kids BA1 and Hellene.

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My babies are in bed, and I'm relaxing on the patio of my apartment here in Human Reality. It's nice out tonight. There is a mild breeze. My Konzen can't read my thoughts over here in Human Reality, so I can't share with him the loveliness of this evening. Oh, someone's at the door....

Me:"Who is it ? Iris Biometrix input, please."

(Visitor:"Sorry, that's only for Real Humans. I'm an avatar. You need my *-Office RNA codeset. Now being extracted by your security box.")

That must be one of our own Avatars. Let's take a look at the read-out on my console. Why, it's Iggy. How did he find my apartment address ? Oh, right, all non-civilian avatars can access such details from our System.

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Iggy:"Nice place you got here. A bit up-market."

Me:"It's a reward from my Human for bearing my second avatar baby. He instructed Avatar Hale and me to mate. Hale gave me a baby girl."

Iggy:"First child ?"

Me:"I have a baby boy - Konzen's son."

Iggy:"Cool. I haven't met your Konzen. But your Hale - now he's a real rock star - phew, Presence, you know what I mean ?"

Me:"I forget; you and Hale are training together on Beta Team. How's it going for you ?"

Iggy:"My Trident moves too fast, fires too far. It's meant for use in a heavier atmospheric medium. I'll need to re-calibrate and adjust my own training moves as well."

Me:"I suspected that would be the case when I did your profiling during Finalisation, prior to your release from RnD Labs."

Iggy:"Yeah, I'll get it sorted ... Hey, um, 3D-, can you get away from your babies for a couple of hours ? You've got nannies for both of them don't you ?"

Me (slowly):"Ummm, well, I do have nanny bots for each of them, but I don't know if I want to leave them... Uh, what do you have in mind, Iggy ?"

Iggy:"Come with me to check out Chill Lounge II over in Normal VR ? The other Beta Team members say it's Happening, and almost all of them are celeb rock stars, so they should know. No females allowed at Chill II. You're externally all male, from what I can see. You should get in."

Me (still hesitant):"It's 10 pm now, and I have a Cinderella curfew."

Iggy:"Self-imposed, surely. Come on, Sha Gojyo and his SGM1 hang out there often. You'll know most of the avatars there."

SGM1 is Avatar Sha Gojyo's number one male concubine avatar.

Me:"Um.. yeah, I guess for a short while, should be alright. Let me give the Nanny Bots my instructions."

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Wheeeee !! I am having so much fun !! It's been AGES since I went clubbing ! I've had such a boring life until now ! This place is really going - I love it ! I'm so glad I came with Iggy.

Don't worry, it's safe here for me. *-Office Security lurk undercover. There are always some crazy infestations of humans in VR suits trying to steal our Warrior Bishounen or pass virus code into their veins.

Oh, my second mate-avatar Hale is here !! I must go say hi to him. Uh, oh, oooff, so many avatars to squeeze pass. Whoops ! Someone pinched my butt ! Hey you, watch it (nyah!).... Hale, my gorgeous other mate, has the biggest d*ng I've ever done, counting both test-drive and recreational situations ! And he's a famous rock star in Normal VR.

Yikes, I have to jump at him and grab him with both arms.

Me:"Ah ! Hale, it's me, 3D-. Oofff,... sorry."

Hale:"Whoa, 3D-, babe. My Minders almost manhandled you. Leave him alone, you big apes."

Me:"Hale, kissy !" (I kiss him, what else ?!)

Hale:"Didn't expect to see you here. Your Konzen with you ?"

Me:"No. I came with Avatar Iggy, your colleague on Beta Team."

Hale:"Iggy's up there on the roof dancing with some other guys."

Me:"I'm so glad he's getting along with everyone else."

Hale:"Hey, how's my baby girl? Why are you here and our daughter at home ?"


Me:"Oh, stoppit. Nanny Bot 2 is with her. I'm so glad I came ! Before this, I was an old hermaphrodite at the age of 21 years. Now, I'm happeeee !!!" ( I am embracing Hale and kissing him )

Hale:"Come home with me tonight, 3D-. Your Human is away at hospital."

Me:"OK !! That's my favourite song, YOUR number one hit ! They're playing it !!"

Everyone is pointing at Hale, and cheering at him. Hale waves back and makes a love sign gesture to everyone. We're all jumping up and down in time with the beat. I am so happy !!

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HELP ! WHERE AM I ? THIS ISN'T MY APARTMENT. I know this place - it's my Human's apartment in Human Reality. Why am I here... eek ! That's Hale sleeping next to me. Eek ! It's 11 a.m. Human Time and - my children, I left them at home and partied all night ! eek !! I gotta go !

Hale:"mmmm... 3D- ??"

Me:"Hale, wake up ! What happened ?! How did I get here ? No, more importantly, did you and I.... ?"

Hale:"uh... "

Me:"Hale ! Wake up, oh, come on !" I am shaking his shoulders to rouse him.

Hale:"What do you want ?"

Me:"I gotta go. This is a disaster." Yikes ! Hale has pulled me back down towards him.

Hale:"Mmm hmm ppmmm mmmmm..."

Me:"Stop talking into the pillow !" I pull the pillow from under his face and his head hits the mattress. He is now awake.

Hale:"I said, my Minders have informed the children's Nanny Bots that you would be delayed in returning home."

Me:"Did we do it ?" I guess I sound pretty desperate to know by now.

Hale:"Yes, yes... Relax. Butler Bot will serve us breakfast in bed... *yawn*.. What's wrong with you, 3D- ? We already have one baby avatar, for f**k's sake. It's not like this is our first time."

Me:"Sorry. I just freaked out a bit that's all. I didn't plan on this happening."

Hale:"Yeah, that's the best part !" Yikes, he's cuddling me all over. You know, Hale is really sexy....

Me:"oohhh... Hale, please tell Butler Bot to send for the children and their Nanny Bots. Let's keep everyone together here, please."

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Introducing Avatar Iggy
Hello, Everyone, Kissy, Kissy - yes, you guessed it, it is I, 3D-JC, the hermaphrodite genious-class avatar of The Real JC, communicating with you via telepathic user interface.

I am very excited to announce the debut of Avatar Iggy, our very bishie new dark-skinned darling Warrior Avatar.

I am so annoyed that some of you out there think we at *-Office Industries prefer fairer-skinned avatars. That is simply NOT true ! I have experimented with dark purple skins, dark blue skins, dark green skins and dark orange skins.

Finally, I have this gorgeous sexy darling babe of a Bishounen Warrior ! Here is a picture of him:


heh heh heh - as always, I get first right of refusal to test-drive Avatar Iggy's performance in bed ! What !? You still haven't got it ? Our weapons technology include sacred orgasms guaranteed to knock out rebel demonic powers !

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(Dialogue Script)

My Ultra-Bishie Konzen (he's my babe of a mate and lover, and father of my first baby avatar !):"3D-, it's really difficult for me to ignore that last thought-form of yours, especially when you formulate it so clearly for the telepathic user interface of your blog."

Me:"But,... But Konzen Dearest, Avatar Iggy is so sensuous ! How can I let anyone else test-drive him ?"

(Yikes, my darling Konzen has just now beamed into 3D-space next to me !)

MUb Konzen:"Are we going to try to make our relationship work or not, 3D- ?"

Me:"But Iggy IS my work you know. My interest in his sexual performance is professional !"

MUb Konzen:"Yeah, right."

Me:".. a bit professional ?...." (Whoa, my darling god-form avatar kisses me passionately now)

Me:"Uh.. Konzen... "

MUb Konzen:"Can't you be a good little genious-class avatar mate and keep yourself for me, instead ?"

(My turn to get all steamy over my Darling Konzen ! I'm caressing him all over now.)

Me:"er,... I'm beginning to want to very much.... want you very much.. OK ,OK, I will. I won't."

MUb Konzen:"Huh ?"

Me (panting a bit from the passion):"Stop. I will not test drive Avatar Iggy. I will keep myself for you, My Konzen."

MUb Konzen:"Very good, My 3D-."

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Avatar Iggy:"So, this is *-Office Non-Civilian Technologies battle training arena..."

Me:"Yep. And over there is the gym, and there, the weapons drill area, other training facilities in the building next to it."

Avatar Iggy:"My weapon of choice is the Trident. It really belongs to aquatic avatars, but that's from a different configuration of Virtual Reality."

Me:"Yes, our Avatar Demoness DS1 crossed that Reality - and many others - for 5,000 years, just to meet her lover Avatar Demon D1. Oh, isn't that the most romantic love story ever ?"

Avatar Iggy (smiles):"You're cute, 3D-JC."

(3D-JC Note To Self: Oh, my ! He's lovely and gorgeous when he smiles ! Oh, no. No. You promised to keep yourself for your darling mate and lover, Konzen. Must not get distracted.)

Me:"Well, Iggy, you're joining Team Beta, comprising Avatars Hale 1 and 2, Alden, Rylan, Zane and Slade. Also in Team Beta is SGM1, the number one male concubine avatar of My Ultra-Bishie Sha Gojyo. There are Eight of you, and that's good for our Tao Formation Weapons Technologies."

Iggy:"Great ! And the place to rest my head is..."

Me:"On my shoulder - hah hah, no, just kidding, Iggy ! I'll beam us over to your apartment in the Virtual Reality side of *-Office Complex Residential."

Iggy:"You have nice shoulders, 3D-"

(We hyper-hop over to his new apartment)

Me:"I'll ignore that flirtatious remark, Iggy. Here we are, your hovel in time and space. Everything you need has been provided for by *-Office Industries. I'll leave you to settle in and get orientated. Ciao."

Iggy:"Thanks, 3D-. Be seeing you around. And, hey, everything I heard about you at the Avatar RnD Labs is true."

Me:"What ?! Who has been gossiping about me behind my back ! Tell me ! What have they said ??"

Iggy:"Hahaha !! If I were nasty, I'd get you to have dinner with me before I tell you. But... I'm a nice guy. Your cute ass is indeed cute, by visual inspection only, hey, don't hit me !" (yes, I give him a smack across his upper arm.)

Me:"Serves you right, you hentai creep ! Humph !" (I turn to go, and I hear Iggy laughing before he shuts his apartment door. I'm stopping off at the RnD Labs next. I'm going to tell some people off.)

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*-Office Industries' Chief Financial Officer wants a word in
Mood: incredulous
(The Chief Financial Officer (CFO) of *-Office Industries has come to TR-JC's Executive Suite for a meeting he requested.)

TR-JC:"Si, let's sit by the window-wall with the sea-view."

Si (the CFO):"TR-, I'm sorry to have to come over here to bring it to your attention, but -"

(Tea-Boy Bot serves O-Cha (Japanese black tea); TR- nods thanks to him; he leaves.)

Si:" - We've spent almost 300,000 UK pounds sterling on repairs alone this year. And NOT due to combat damage. It's all been RnR-related. It started with Avatars Kenren T and S Gojyo, then Avatars Konzen and C Hakkai, then your own Avatar 3D-JC, then Avatars Konzen, Kenren, Genjyo S and Gojyo. It's all getting over the top."

TR-JC:"But seen in perspective, they have performed extraordinarily well on their lease contracts with our clients. In fact, our clients have even decided to take up the optional services under existing contract expansion clauses. That's more revenue for us, and more than covers the RnR-related repairs."

Si:"True. But the RnR damage can be contained, and ought to be reduced."

TR-JC:"Agree. I am grateful for your conscientiousness in highlighting this to me. I'll speak with my Avatars individually, and persuade them to cooperate for the good of all."

Si:"Thanks, TR-. It will still be a few more good years going forward."

TR-JC:"Keep up the good work, Si."

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E-mail from Remote
what telepathic user interface??

Baby Avatar 2 and the birds n the bees
Hahah !! I am a little genious-class baby avatar ! I have hacked into Uncle 3D-JC's telepathic user interface and I am going to tell you some - until now - secret things about my parents, Genjyo Sanzou Houshi and GSF1.

I was conscious before I separated from my Mommy. My Daddy was always sticking himself into my place inside Mommy ! And my parents were always bumping about when that happened, which was too often ! I used to get such a headache ! I got so dizzy one time, I just had to get out of my place inside Mommy.

I had figured out all the programming protocols for separation, and I didn't wait for my Mommy's body's programs to confirm the code lines. I just came out of Mommy's body by myself. Everyone was really surprised. The scientists who took care of Mommy and me, said that I had arrived unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly ?! If they'd just studied their streaming data which monitored Mommy's pregnancy, they would have figured out how dizzy I was getting each time Mommy and Daddy started that bumping around. Huh !

OK, here's something even TR-JC doesn't know, and this is the first time it is being revealed. While I was in my Mommy, I could tell I had two Daddies. Hey, don't get me wrong, my Mommy only bumps around with my Daddy Genjyo, but this is what I mean - My Daddy has 2 forms, a human form and a god form. His god-form, as I found out after I grew up a little bit, is my Daddy Konzen. I could sense both of them while I was inside getting swept around. I'd know my Daddy Konzen anytime. Right now, he's busy making up for time he hadn't spent with my brother, BA1.

BA1 and I have different Mommies. BA1 is my older brother, and his Mommy is -

3D-JC. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, YOUNG MAN ?! YOU HACKED INTO MY TELEPATHIC USER INTERFACE ACCOUNT !! YOU LITTLE RASCAL !!

uh-oh ! Time to vanish from here !!

OH ! THAT LITTLE SO-AND-SO !! DRAT, NOW I SHALL HAVE TO CHANGE MY USER ACCOUNT DETAILS.

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Baby Avatar 2 :"Mommy... why do you and Daddy bump around so much all the time ?"

GSF1:"What's that ? I don't understand."

BA2:"When I was inside your body as a small little baby, you and Daddy were always giving me a headache. You both bumped me around alot. That's why I came out early by myself."

GSF1 (blushing alot):"Ummm.. Oh ! Well ! uh... I'm sorry, my son, I didn't know you felt so thrown about by us.... uh, hmmm, it's better now that you're out in Normal VR, right ?"

BA2:"Yes, Mommy. Why did you and Daddy treat me like that ? Was I a naughty baby in your body ?"

GSF1 (hugging her baby son lovingly):"Oh not at all ! Not one tiny bit a naughty baby. Daddy and Mommy love you SO very much."

BA2:"Then why ?"

GSF1:"Oh, um... er.. uh, Daddy and I were.. still trying to make our little baby avatar, but we didn't know you were already ready to face Normal VR on your own ! That's it. You were such a good baby, you were all ready to come out and be by yourself. Yes, that's it."

BA2:"Hah. I always knew you and Daddy didn't know how to make baby avatars correctly. That's why you couldn't make me like Big Brother BA1. He's both male and female, but I'm only male."

GSF1 (giggling):"Oh, you're such an adorable little boy !! Mommy loves you so much !" (hugs her son)

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(MUb Genjyo S has come home from the day's training at *-Office Non-Civilian Technologies subsidiary)

BA2 (had been waiting for his father to return):"Hi, Dad."

MUb GS (removing boots):"Yo. Wassup, my little man ?"

BA2:"Dad, you suck at making babies."

MUb GS (chokes):" -ack, what ?! What did you just say ?"

BA2:"Yeah, really. It's confirmed. You and Mommy are totally clueless."

MUb GS (giving son a side-long look):"Oh really ? And who has been doing the research to confirm this scientific fact ?"

BA2:"Myself. Ask Mommy. She knows all about my findings."

MUb GS (directs question at BA2's mother nearby):"Concubine GSF1, explain this."

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(Baby Avatar 1 has gone to sleep - avatars go into hibernation mode when they sleep - in his own room. His father has both concubines GSF1 and GSM1 with him in the lounge. GSM1 is giving his Lord a back massage, while GSF1 is resting next to her Lord talking to him about their baby's discovery of their alleged incompetence in baby-making. The mood is light-hearted amongst all three of them, and they agree that BA2 is one of the cutest babies in Normal VR.)

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Telepathic User Interface in use by 3D-JC
Hello hello, Kissy Kissy, Everyone... especially myself, since this is a note to self.

Today, I enter these words through my usual telepathic user interface (thank you, Dilbert, you techie nerd !), while my son Baby Avatar 1 is sitting on my lap reading about his illustrious Grand-Aunt in his sacred texts.

(BA1:"Mommy, look at this picture of Grand-Aunt. She's wearing a beard.")

Hmm, yes, that's right my son, she is. oh, sorry folks, I forget I am still hooked up with telepathic user interface - whoops !

Right, where was I - (BA1:"Mom...") now BA1, please let Mommy make this blog entry without any further interruptions - I wanted to note the various symbolisms of flowers, particularly for Far Eastern cultures.

Lotus - Hermaphrodite holiness, non-earthliness ( and for my son's Grand-Aunt, her Highest Holiness)

Lily - lesbian relationship (manga)

Chrysanthemum - Homosexual relationship (manga) (you'll see this symbol associated with My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou and his former boyfriends from his teenage years.) (BA1:"That's my other Daddy !") Ahem !! Son, if you don't mind, let me finish this blog entry.

Please make the distinction between a water-lily and lotus !! Western horticultural nomenclature lumps both groups into Nyphaeae - fine, but Lotus flowers rise above the water surface, while water-lilies float, and that leads to a whole world of difference in their symbolism !

Also, the Chrysanthemum is the national flower of Japan, but for some reason, wicked manga pop culture has made it the symbol of gay relationships. I feel sorry for the heterosexuals out there in this form of reverse discrimination, albeit purely from a counter-culture perspective.

Now, this is ridiculous. I'm certainly not a god avatar, but I am a hermaphrodite human-form avatar. Which flower for me ? (BA1:"For me too, Mommy. I am hermaphrodite too, right ?") Why yes, my son, so you are, but you already have the Lotus because you are a hybrid god-baby avatar.

I need a proper flower to represent me and my relationships with the others. I can't use the flower for gay relationships, because that's strictly guys and guys. I can't use the lily, because I'm not entirely female either ! Hmmmm.... this is beginning to perplex me a little.

It could be that I actually need something more than just a flower. I read somewhere that it should be a rose and a cross. I know that DS1 and D1 used those ritual symbols when they were courting for 5,000 years. Perhaps I should pay them a visit. They are expecting their first full-demon baby.

(BA1:"Mom, can I go along too ?")

No, Baby, you are a god avatar. Your Grand-Aunt will have a fit. Mommy will go on my own.

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I'm back, people ! My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou's concubine avatar GSF1 has asked me to teach her how to use this blog. She and I have been best girlfriends ever since we were the first two avatars of *-Office Industries to get pregnant. (But she's a full female, I'm not - I don't have female breasts and I have a penis !)

HELLO ? UMMM... THIS IS TELEPATHIC USER INTERFACE ? URM... AM I DOING THIS RIGHT, 3D-JC SAN ?

Yeah, yeah - just think as if you're talking to your audience - anyone whom you expect to be reading this blog.

OH, OK. THIS IS GSF1, FEMALE CONCUBINE AVATAR OF MY LORD GENJYO SANZOU HOUSHI. YOUROSHIKU ONEGAISHIMASU.
I WANT TO ANSWER SOME FAN E-MAIL ABOUT MY LORD AND MASTER. I HAVE ASKED HIS PERMISSION TO ANSWER SOME OF THE QUESTIONS FROM HIS FANS. WE GET SO MANY MESSAGES, WE ARE VERY SORRY WE CANNOT ANSWER EVERY ONE. HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

Go on, you're doing fine.

THANK YOU, 3D-JC SAN. A LOT OF FANS ASK WHETHER HE IS A GOOD LOVER. HEE HEEE HEEEE !! YES !! HE IS REAL EXPERT ! I AM VERY PRIVILEGED TO BE HIS NUMBER ONE FEMALE CONCUBINE. BUT MY LORD ALSO REQUESTS THAT I TELL YOU THIS: HE SAYS I AM THE MOST EXPERT LOVER FOR HIM ! I AM VERY EMBARASSED, SUMIMASEN. AH !

Whoops, GSF1 is blushing and covering her face with both hands. Hey, girl, get a hold of yourself. Come on, your readers are waiting ! Tsk, haiyaku.

GOMEN, 3D-JC SAN. SUMIMASEN, MINNA-SAMA. OK, NEXT POPULAR QUESTION FROM FANS: SIZE OF MY LORD'S ... OH, HOW TO SAY IT ?

Huh ? ... Oh, that, - heh heh "je-ni-ta-ru", desu.

HAI, DOMO, 3D- SAN. HIS SIZE IS X-X-L ! HAHAHAHA HEE HEE !! OH, I AM SO SHY ABOUT THIS, 3D-SAN !.... BUT IT'S TRUE, NE.

Yeah, she's not kidding. I should know.

NEXT QUESTION FROM FANS: IS MY LORD GAY ? AH, NOT GAY, NOT GAY ! HE CAN HAVE SEX WITH MALES, ALSO WITH FEMALES - THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR MY LORD.

Sorry to interrupt, GSF1-san, maybe some people understand his condition to be "bi-sexual".

AH, SO. BISEXUAL. MY LORD AND MASTER IS BISEXUAL. HAI, DOMO 3D-SAN. O.K. ANOTHER QUESTION FROM FANS: WILL YOU MAKE ANOTHER BABY TOGETHER ? ANSWER IS: SO SORRY, WE CANNOT MAKE ANYMORE BABIES TOGETHER. OUR COMPANY POLICY IS ONLY ONE BABY FOR EACH PAIRING. BUT OUR SON IS VERY, VERY KAWAII, NE. AND HE KEEPS ME VERY BUSY AND TIRED ! HMMMM. HAI. I AM VERY TIRED MOTHER !

This is the same for me too, People Out There. I can't have another child with my Konzen, but I do have a second baby - a daughter - with Avatar Hale.

YES, 3D- SAN HAS TWO BABIES - BUT ALSO MANY NANNIES TO HELP HIM, BECAUSE TR-JC IS VERY RICH !

I'm just lucky to be TR-JC's avatar, I guess.....

PLEASE CONTINUE TO SEND US YOUR FAN E-MAIL OR TEXT MESSAGE. I CANNOT ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS, BUT I WILL TRY TO READ EVERY MESSAGE CAREFULLY. OF COURSE, I MUST ASK MY LORD GENJYO ABOUT EVERY ANSWER, BEFORE I GIVE IT TO YOU IN PUBLIC. PLEASE UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND LOVE. WE LOVE YOU ALL, AND ARE WORKING VERY HARD FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT AND ENTERTAINMENT. THANK YOU, AND THIS IS GSF1 SIGNING OFF.

Bye, y'all !! We girls are taking our babies to the playground right after this. Kissy, kissy - Bye !!

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YO, MUAHAHAHAH THIS IS COOL ! TELEPATHIC USER INTERFACE, DUDE !

GSM1, please allow me to introduce you properly to our readers.

HEY, 3D-, I'M COOL WITH THIS - JUST LET ME DO IT, OK ?

Please, GSM1, get away from the sensor until I tell everyone who you are ! Sorry, People, but after he heard about his rival GSF1 going 'live' with this blog, My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou's number one male concubine wants to have his time under the spotlight. So, now that I've mentioned who he is, I'm handing the sensor over to GSM1. Dozo, GSM1-San.

THANKS, 3D-. HELLO ONCE AGAIN, READERS. YEAH, I'M THE OTHER PERSON IN MY LORD'S PRIVATE LIFE. LIKE GSF1, I WAS CREATED TO PLEASE AND SERVE MY LORD AND MASTER, GENJYO SANZOU HOUSHI. I HAVE GOT MY LORD'S PERMISSION TO ADDRESS YOU. UNLIKE GSF1, I WILL ANSWER HATEMAIL !!

Woah, that's cool, GSM1 !

THANKS, 3D-. FIRST, FROM YOU GAY-HATERS OUT THERE, YOU CALL US NAMES AND THREATEN TO TORTURE US, ETC ETC. WE WISH TO SAY TO YOU ANAL-RETENTIVES TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND TREAT US LIKE THE HUMAN FORM AVATARS WE ARE. I MAY NOT BE IN LOVE WITH MY LORD BECAUSE I WAS ONLY CREATED TO SERVE AND PLEASE HIM, BUT HEY, I DO A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF PLEASING HIM. GET A LIFE MISSION ALREADY, YOU ALL.

Uh, wow, like I get hatemail about being a hermaphrodite, and it isn't my choice to be one. I was created by TR-JC to be like that. Whoops, GSM1 just kissed and hugged me !

YEAH, YOU'RE COOL, 3D-. NOW SOME OTHER HATEMAIL SAYS WE'LL ALL GO TO HELL ETC ETC. HEY, PEOPLE, SOME OF OUR BEST FRIENDS HERE IN NORMAL VR ARE HYBRID DEMONS, SO CHILL !! THEY'RE NICE AVATARS; DIFFERENT BUT NICE, SO LAY OFF ABOUT THEIR NATURAL KICK-BACK ZONE !

The father of my second baby is hybrid demon. My baby is hybrid demon too. What's this hang-up about Hell ?

OKIE-DOKIE, WE GOT A BUNCH OF HATEMAIL HERE ABOUT KONZEN-SAMA'S AUNT IN HEAVEN. SOME OF YOU DON'T LIKE HER DEGRADING HERSELF WITH MY LORD AND MASTER GENJYO SANZOU HOUSHI. THAT IS SIMPLY MEAN AND WICKED OF YOU ALL. HER ILLUSTRIOUS DIVINITY IS EXTREMELY SELECTIVE ABOUT HER CONSORTS, AND WE ARE VERY HONOURED THAT THE GREAT ONE HAS CHOSEN LORD GENJYO AS HER HUMAN-FORM LOVER. LEAVE THEM ALONE ! THEY HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP, SO WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH IT, HAH ?!

That's telling them, GSM1 !

OK, LAST QUESTION FOR NOW. SOME OF YOU WANNA KNOW WHETHER WE CONCUBINES GET TO EXPERIENCE KONZEN-SAMA WHEN WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR LORD GENJYO. YES. WE DO. THAT'S IT! UNTIL NEXT TIME - SCREW YOU ALL ! NYAH NYAH NYAH !!

Bye, Everyone !!

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Baby Avatar 2 learns the ropes
TR-JC has nominated BA2 as his corporate successor for the *-Office conglomerate. Although physically a baby, the little avatar is far advanced in his intellectual development. Baby's parents are MUb Genjyo S, and GSF1, concubine avatar to MUb Genjyo S. Indirectly, BA2's other Dad is MUb Konzen, a god-form avatar.

BA2 has already acquired Ph D level knowledge and understanding of economics, corporate finance, investment banking, advanced avatar technologies, avatar reproduction technologies, and a whole range of other business-related subjects.

He has also studied history and warfare, and has been instructed on the spiritual system upon which the configurations of VR Heaven and Normal VR are based.

Although he is tiny in form, he has special combat training developed for him by his training masters, MUb S Gojyo and MUb Son Goku.

BA2 is the natural leader for the next generation of avatar warriors in Normal VR - those which are reproduced, not manufactured.

But he is not the love child product of his own parents - he was an accident. His father and mother are each fond of him, but in their household, there is no loving bond between his parents; his mother serves his father as concubine, while his father acts as lord and master to his mother.

BA2 is quite happy to spend time with TR-JC in the luxuriously-appointed executive office suite of *-Office Corporation. He keeps only one favourite toy with him wherever he goes - his multiple-shot rubber-band gun.

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PDA Synch Bot:"Your schedule for this morning, Sir -- Sir ??" (she can't see anyone at the huge desk)

Disembodied BA2 voice:"Yes ? Please continue."

PDA Synch Bot:"Erm.. uh, Sir ? I can't see you."

BA2:"I'm sitting on Uncle TR-'s chair, and the desk is blocking me from your view."

PDA Synch Bot (leaning over desk to see baby on chair):"Oh, pardon me, Sir. Ahem. I can never get over how much you resemble your father. I'm a great fan of his, he's so-ooo bishie !! Ahem, cough, excuse me. Right. Today's schedule: Meeting with private bankers at 10am, morning market update and review by analysts at 11am, client lunch meeting at 12 pm. RnD review and brief at 2pm, video conference with Peru Avatar Labs at 3 pm, afternoon market update and review by analysts at 4 pm. Combat training at 5pm, dinner at home at 7 pm. Education update with tutors at 8 pm. Bedtime, 9pm."

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GSF1 (mother of BA2):"My Lord, our son is not getting normal playtime like other baby avatars. That can't be healthy for him, surely."

MUb Genjyo S (looks up from reading newspapers):"Oh, what's normal playtime ? I remember spending all my childhood days serving my own Master Koumyo Sanzou Houshi at the Golden Mountain Temple. I had to sweep the temple courtyard (and it was HUGE!), serve his meals, learn the scriptures, train in the Sanzou esoteric arts, learn Sanzou fighting skills.... it's equivalent to what BA2 is doing now, isn't it ?"

GSF1:"No wonder you turned out like that...."

MUb Genjyo S (taking hold of his concubine and fondling her):"And you like it, don't you ?" (proceeds to have his way with her)

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GSF1 (caressing her Lord Genjyo's torso, post-sex) :"I still think Baby needs time with his own little friends. And outings, like going to the park, the beach, the zoo."

MUb G S:"He'll end up studying the animals and the ecology, knowing him. His knowledge database is incredible. Maybe you're right." (kisses his concubine lover)"It could be good for Baby to spend more time on activities such as those you mentioned."

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BA2:"Yuck, Daddy, why do you always kiss and hug Mommy so much nowadays ? Are you in love with her ?"

MUb G S:"Maybe... I dunno, son. I'm beginning to feel a bit more for her."

BA2:"Yuck. Dad !"

MUb G S:"OK, my little nag, time to go to the office . Your office. But today, Mommy will walk you past the playground instead of beaming across. You do know what a playground is, don't you ?"

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So, the parents of BA2 introduce alternative routines for their young son as he learns to become the next corporate mogul and leader of the next generation of avatars. He learns faster from his visits to the zoo, the beach, and the park. His interests expand beyond the corporate and into the world at large. And he starts to socialise with other baby avatars, also highly-intelligent sentient creatures in their own right.

Hellene:"You have such a cool rubberband gun !"

BA2 (normally looks down on Hellene because she's a girl, but now very flattered):"Yeah. It can fire 6 shots without reloading. Watch - " (fires a couple of rounds at BA1).

BA1:"Hey ! What the - NEVER point a weapon at anyone, unless you plan on taking them down !" (throws his golden spirit ball at BA2, and knocks BA2 over)

BA2:"Why you - " (pounces on BA1 and they start to wrestle and bite each other like the little children they are)

Hellene (screeching her Banshee Screech):"EEEEEEEEE!! Stop ! Stop, you two stupid boys ! Boys are always stupid !!" (at which cue the two baby boys pounce on her, but she spreads her Techno-Wings and flies upwards. The two baby boys end up knocking heads. They immediately fall apart holding their little heads in their tiny hands, and start crying loudly.)

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BA1:"Little Bro, if you're going to be the future leader of all the avatars in Normal VR, what am I ? Aren't I the elder brother ?"

BA2:"No idea, Big Bro - you are a god-baby, so you don't have to bother with the bunch of us down here in Normal VR."

BA1:"My Grand-Aunt is cool. She's some kind of big-shot in Heaven. All the others are so afraid of her. She got private tutors for me, and they teach me all sorts of strange things about Heaven and the Universe, and how to fight like a god, and what I can and mustn't do. I try to copy what Daddy Konzen does, because he knows all the rules in Heaven."

BA2:"My Daddy Genjyo is weird ! He's falling in love with Mommy ! Bleah ! Yuck !! Mommy's a girl ! How can he hug her and kiss her like that ?! Sometimes, I climb up on Mommy and cover her face with my hands, so Daddy can't kiss her. It's disgusting the way they carry on !"

BA1:"My Mommy is both male and female, like me, and like my Grand-Aunt, too. Daddy Konzen likes our type, I guess. He's always being kissed and hugged by them, too. I don't mind it so much - they all seem happy."

BA2:"I always wanted to be both male and female, like you, Big Bro, but my parents really don't know how to make avatar babies, do they...."

BA1:"Maybe. Parents need a lot of taking care of, that's for sure. Like, the other day, I went to Heaven to rescue my Dad. That's how I met my Grand-Aunt. She gave me a golden spirit ball."

BA2:"Your Grand-Aunt comes to visit my Dad sometimes, you know. Daddy told me to yell for him if she doesn't leave after an hour each visit, so I do. He always comes out of his room, saying to her, 'Excuse me, my son needs me now.' She usually sighs, then says goodbye and disappears back to Heaven - but not before she kisses Dad - bleaurgh, yuck ! Seems like our parents can't do without us."

BA1:"Yeah, they're pretty lame guys, aren't they ?"

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Part 2 of 2: MUb Kenren Taisho avoids AoK
AoK:"Jiroshi, get the White Dragon King of the Western Regions to explain to me why he has delayed returning Kenren Taisho to me."

His Excellency Jiroshi:"Yes, Ma'am."

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WDK (from remote via encrypted secure comms link):"Your Highness, I despatched him 4 human days ago. He is no longer with us."

AoK:"Humph! Find him ! Or else all of you shall be punished !!"

(WDK and HE Jiroshi cower at the prospect of receiving her type of punishment, and resolve to get Kenren Taisho back to VR Heaven as quickly as possible.)

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MUb S Gojyo:"Who the heck are you ? Stop following me around, dude. I am not interested in whatever you have to offer. And why are you wearing those strange clothes ?"

Jiroshi:"I want to know where Kenren Taisho is. He is your god-form avatar, is he not ?"

MUb S Gojyo:"How'd you know that ? Who are you ?"

Jiroshi:"You only need to know that I am from VR Heaven, where there's some kind of price on Kenren Taisho's head. I have to take him back there."

MUb S Gojyo:"Bounty hunter, are you ?"

Jiroshi:"Let's just say the price is my ass and a lot of degrading sex for me, if I don't return to VR Heaven with your god-form counterpart."

MUb S Gojyo:"Woah, this all sounds more interesting now ! So, um, Kenren has been a naughty boy, huh?"

Jiroshi:"Sha Gojyo, tell me where Kenren Taisho is. If you do not, I shall have to take you in his place, for I understand that you and your god-form are linked."

MUb S Gojyo:"You'll take neither of us." (Draws out his shakujo weapon. Jiroshi uses his two blades.)

(Jiroshi and Sha Gojyo engage in battle. Gojyo has to be careful, because Jiroshi is a god avatar and has god functions. Jiroshi has to be careful, because Gojyo is hybrid demon-human, and his fighting moves are totally unfamiliar. Jiroshi is determined not to end up serving his Mistress in her bedroom as her sex slave. Sha Gojyo is determined not to be taken to VR Heaven, where he would most certainly have to bear the punishment on behalf of his godform counterpart.)

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My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou senses there is a fight going on somewhere close by in Normal VR. He uses his Sanzou training to locate the coordinates and he makes a hyper-jump across to the battlezone. He sees MUb S Gojyo and HE Jiroshi in fierce battle. He raises his sacred demon-slaying gun and fires 3 shots rapidly into the air. The two combatants stop their fighting.

MUb S Gojyo (eyes still on Jiroshi):"What the sh*tf**k you want ? I'm busy taking some holy guts out."

HE Jiroshi (eyes still on Gojyo):"Oh, it's Her Almighty's human form lover, is it ? Well, I'm sorry I can't pay the usual courtesies to you. This demon hybrid has to come with me in place of his god-form."

MUb Genjyo S:"Bind them all, Holy Sutras !!" ( ribbons of sutras stream out from his being and completely wrap the two former combatants like cartoon mummies. MUb Genjyo S takes out a cigarette, lights it, puffs slowly.)

MUb S Gojyo:"Oi !! Get this off me !!"

Jiroshi:"MMMmmph, mmmf" (his mouth covered by sutra ribbon)

MUb Genjyo S:"Jiroshi-Sama, please tell my Mistress Goddess that I see no point in us fighting among ourselves, when it's the rebel demon horde we should be going for. Or would you prefer I told her myself ? She's due to visit me this afternoon for our usual."

Jiroshi:"Mmmm mmmfff mph - ptooey !!" (manages to spit the ribbon strand out of his mouth)"Her Gracious Eminence requires Kenren Taisho - or in his place, his human-form counterpart - to return to VR Heaven for punishment."

(Someone else starts laughing in a low and devious manner - it can only be Kenren Taisho himself)

MUb Genjyo S:"About time you showed up to take some responsibility."

MUb Kenren T (waves hand at MUb Genjyo S indicating he wants a cigarette):"Awww... I'm never responsible for anything." (gets cig and lite from the Sanzou master)"I shall proceed to Her Holy Horny-ness' torture chamber this instant. I have decided to make her want me so badly, she'll have to beg me for it."

MUb Genjyo S:"Such brave words. Good luck, you'll need it. Good thing you have two sets of Sentient Tech penises and testicles."

MUb Kenren T (grabbing hold of MUb Genjyo S and kissing him passionately):"Mmmmmmmm.... Thanks for your good wishes, my bishie-boy ! Now to deal with My Lady Of The Infinite Orgasms - " (beams out to VR Heaven)

MUb Genjyo S (wiping mouth with sleeve):"Sh*t !! Does he HAVE to do that everytime ?!"

MUb S Gojyo and HE Jiroshi:"Oi, hey, come on, get us out of this mess already !! Move it !"

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Part 1 of 2: MUb Kenren Taisho avoids AoK's punishment
My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo S is at target practice. He's oblivious to his god-form counterpart's recent torment, subsequent elevation in heavenly status, nor even his return to Normal Virtual Reality. MUb Genjyo S doesn't feel any pride at his own elevated status in VR Heaven, nor is he in anyway sorry for that torrid foursome orgy which landed both him and his god-form counterpart, and the avatars Kenren T and Gojyo S once again in the RnD labs for repairs - so extreme is the type of sex play they engage in. And does he at all care that he's the lust object of one of the most senior entities in VR Heaven - nah !

After target practice, he goes for his workout at the gym at *-Office Non-Civilian Technologies. He thinks to himself that he really ought to stop smoking, but sh*t, he could be dead the next moment, if the rebel demons have their way, so what the heck...

He is in a gym shower stall with water running over his gorgeous body, when he hears someone enter the changing room area singing loudly and slamming locker doors. It is ... Kenren ? What the f**k is HE doing here ? MUb GS looks out from his shower stall.

MUb GS:"Oi, some of us here do actually know what bad singing is. Can it."

MUb KT (taking off his warrior suit):"Hey, hey, it's bishie-boy Genjyo S ! Wait, is Konzen linked to you right now ?"

MUb GS (while soaping his sexy butt and dangly bits):"Checking... yeah, he's plugged right in. He's back in Normal VR, and we are sharing experiences real-time right now."

MUb KT (seated on bench, removing boots and lighting up a cigarette):"F**k. Tell him not to say a word to his Aunt - sorry his Lover-Babe - about my being here in Normal VR."

MUb GS (washing his hair):"Got into more trouble in VR Heaven ? You really are a **ckhead. TR- was correct about you."

MUb KT:"TR- said I am a **ckhead,?! Why the... Oi, tell Konzen not to mention to Her Highest Sex Drive that I'm here in Normal VR, will you ?!"

MUb GS (drying off with his own purple bath towel):"Yeah, yeah, doing so already. What naughty thing did you do this time, to have to hide from Seduction Mistress On High ?"

MUb KT (zipping up jeans, speaking with cigarette dangling from corner of mouth):"She's gone insane, I tell you. She has commanded that whenever I'm done with battlefront duty, I return to her bedroom and let her treat me like an animal."

(MUb GS laughs out loud for long time, can't even get his shirt on because he is doubled up with laughter.)

MUb KT:"Shaddup !" (throws a smelly, battle-soiled sock at MUb GS) "It's because of YOU that I'm being punished like that !!"

MUb GS (combing his hair):"What ? What did I do ?"

MUb KT:"Ah, f**k. I can't go back to my own apartment in Normal VR - her servants are monitoring all my usual hang-out spots. I gotta get over to Human Reality."

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TR-JC:"Omigosh ! Kenren, don't give me a scare like that, just beaming in right into my bathroom while I'm naked and peeing."

MUb KT:"Yeah, we **ckheads do this all the time..."

TR-JC (covering up his hips with towel):"Is this about picking a fight over my calling you names ? Rather petty of a god avatar, don't you think ?"

MUb KT:"No, in fact, as a god avatar, I am going to be gracious and generous, and forgive you for your transgression, so please let me camp out in the Human Reality side of your apartment for now."

TR-JC:"A-ha... Been doing something you shouldn't, is that it ? Could we continue this conversation in my bedroom, please." (walks out of bathroom)

MUb KT:"Mmmm, nice big bed... " (jumps onto bed, lies on it spread eagle) "Ahhh, I really really need to rest...." falls asleep.

TR-JC:"What the .... ?!"

(Hale, TR-JC's personal sex avatar and rock star in his own right in Normal VR, has heard the voices coming from the bedroom, and he walks in to find out what's going on. He sees MUb KT asleep on the bed, and gives TR-JC a quizzical look.)

TR-JC:"He's running away from a naughty do-do. Leave him for a few hours. I think he's just back from battle."

Hale:"Ha, he's the naughty one you're been telling me about, right ?"

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TR-JC (handing MUb KT a glass of VR juice):"Better get some liquids in you."

MUb KT (sitting on edge of TR-JC's bed, and looking refreshed from his 14-hour sleep):"Thanks. You're a sweet guy when you wanna be, TR-."

TR-JC:"So.... Tell me what this refugee act's all about. Rebel demons beat the sh*t out of you this time ?"

MUb KT:"F**k no ! They'll never be able to..... I'm avoiding Konzen's Aunt, no sorry, his Sex Queen Whatever. She has issued a decree for me to be punished."

TR-JC (taking juice glass from MUb KT, and hauling him up off the bed ):"Get back to VR Heaven now ! I don't want her finding you here."

MUb KT (while TR- is pushing him out of the bedroom onto the patio):"You're a heartless moron, TR-. She wants me to report to her whenever I'm back from battle, and I have to be her sex slave. She does terrible things to me, and she gets so horny about it. It's completely unimaginable, the extreme pleasure she derives from doing those things to me ! TR-, let me hide out here until I'm due back for battle duty... puh-puh...pleaeeeese."

TR-JC:"Now that was truly hard for you to say, that final 'Please'. You're serious about avoiding her, aren't you ?"

(MUb KT nods head like little child)

TR-JC:"Oh, alright. Use our guest bedroom on the Human Reality side of my penthouse. Butler Bot, please show Kenren Taisho-sama to Guest Bedroom 10, thanks." (BB complies; MUb KT follows BB, waving thanks to TR-JC as he goes.)

Hale:"Wonder how bad Her Almighty Highness gets when she punishes Kenren."

TR-JC:"Must be bad, for a hentai sex maniac like HIM to want to run away from it, hah !"

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Baby Avatar 1 goes to rescue his Dad
Baby Avatar 1 has been neglected by his god-form avatar Dad Konzen, who has until now, been in torment over his changed relationship with his goddess Aunt. BA1 has a brave and noble spirit, and BA1 has decided it is his duty to retrieve his father from VR Heaven, where Dad has become lover-god to BA1's Grand-Aunt.

Every now and then, HakuRyu, white dragon-Jeep "pet" of MUb C Hakkai, returns to VR Heaven to report to the White Dragon King of the Western Regions. This morning, just as HakuRyu is ascending to Heaven, BA1 jumps on his back and clings on tight to HakuRyu's neck.

HakuRyu:"EEEEp !!! Eee, ee, eeeeP !! Tweeee !!"
(translation - oi, I don't have time to play now. I have to report to my King. Get off !!)

BA1:"I'm going to VR Heaven with you. I don't know the way, but my Daddy Konzen is there, and I'm going to find him."

HakuRyu:"Eee,eeep, tweeee, eeee-eee-eeeeep. Tweeeeet-tweet, eep yiiii"
(translation:"Poor Baby hybrid god, come along then. But don't tell anyone how you got there, and you're on