Sunday, 26 June 2005
May contain adult materialMAY CONTAIN
ADULT MATERIAL
The Real JC here. I have these distracting
resonances in my Benetton Full 3DVR Bodysuit. You see, my 3DVR Avatar
3D-JC has been experiencing synthhormone-induced lust for Avatar
Konzen Douji 3D. I mean - hey, I too feel those urges to get together
with that drop-dead gorgeous hunk-babe Konzen, understand ? I am fully
aware that it's 3D- who is the cause of this. He/she (I'm using these
grammars because 3D- is an hermaphrodite avatar) can't seem to get
enough of his/her mate. And... is the new term "Hermaphro-Dude" ?
Meanwhile,
if you've read my previous blog entry, you'll know that I've just
returned from my VR Holiday in VR Bali. Holidayed with my f**k-buddy
Prof Nii. The idiot thought he could implant a spy avatar program into
my designer 3DVR bodysuit.
Thanks to the vigilance of a Shaman
Avatar, I was alerted to something unusual, and I did a little
security review on my own. Nii may be one of my fave f**ks, but he's a
sneaky slimey one and my arch-rival in VR research. I'm not going to
let anything get past me, especially if it's coming from him.
Well,
as you also know, I'm still recovering from my various ailments. I'm
working on chimera avatars now. These are codes embedded inside
another avatar and are not there for functional redundancy. They are
actually a dormant Other in each host avatar. I may make such paired
versions of my Alpha Team 3DVR Warrior Avatars. That is to say, the
god-form and human-form could become one entity, for compactness and
stealth during missions.
Now a word about 3DVR Avatar program
contamination. Thanks to new tools in the industry, many 3DVR avatars
are getting their program codes crossed. Only because they must be
screwing around with other Avatars they are not supposed to be with !!
This is a big problem for the companies which produce, own and lease
male, female and trans-gender and even neuter 3DVR Avatars !! Our
Intellectual Property rights are being undermined by our own
creature-assets !
If my avatar horde can't play safe, I shall
have to issue condom programs. In the past, my horde never needed
protection of that sort. The main purpose of a condom program would be
to prevent sexually-transmitted viral and vandal software. But now,
with gateway software opening up cross-species and cross-VR world
interactions, I may have to make it mandatory for all my 3DVR avatars
to use sheath programs.
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(
Late at night. Incoming Message bot awakens me just as I drop off to
sleep. It's Nii, that f*cker.)
Me:"Our connection is bugged."
Nii:"I
know that, Lover-Boy. Hello, General Jiroushin of VR Heaven ! Hello
Princess Royale of VR Hell !"
Me:"I'm in bed; it's way
past midnight, so what do you want ?"
Nii:"You......
Hahaha, no, I was only kidding. Listen, TR-, we need to talk. I've
noted some rogue code in my demon avatars, and it's got your signature
style. Why did you do it ?"
Me:"Talk about the devil...."
Nii:"Why,
I'm human like you, Darling."
Me:"I'm lying here naked and
alone because my personal companion avatar is away on a live concert
tour. I have an erection which refuses to go away because my 3D avatar
is ultra-horny due to some synthhormone dysfunction. I'm not getting
any satisfaction and you want to pick a fight with me. How do you
think I am going to get any rest like the doctors ordered ?!"
Nii:"Self-service
always does it for me, but don't change the subject. Why, TR- ? Why
did you mess up my avatar horde ?"
Me:"I didn't do
anything ! Our avatar hordes are playing around with each other
instead of slaughtering each other - all while they're leased by our
clients. New tools in the 3DVR industry are letting our clients mess
around with yours and mine. Something's got to be done."
Nii:"So
instead of fight games, our clients are now into fuck games, eh? Heh
heh heh heh, I like it."
Me:"Can you hyperjump over to my
coordinates in 3DVR now, Nii, Darling ? I don't care if everything we
do and say is being viewed and recorded by VR Heaven and VR Hell. Just
come to me now. I need you."
Nii:"Sure, Pretty-Boy.
Anything you want."
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(late
next morning)
Me (pulling pillow off face):"Oh, wow... I don't
think we slept much *yawn*. This session has probably been hotter and
heavier than in VR Bali !"
Nii (actually
asleep):"Ummmff... *snork*...huh ?"
Me (sitting up in
bed):"Yikes ! 3D- !!" (My 3DVR Avatar has appeared)
3D-JC:"My
Dear Human, your *-Office Technologies Avatar Health Scientists have
adjusted my synthhormone levels. I'm not a freaking sex maniac for
Konzen anymore. Sorry if my condition caused you some inconvenience."
(rolls eyes in direction of sleeping Prof Nii)
Me:"I'm not
complaining. Oh, hey, 3D-, I have something I wanna show you." (powers
up holographic projection)"This is the background to your Konzen's
name. I believe Minekura Sensei had done some research on him after
all, although he isn't a character in the original work upon which her
fantasy parody version is based."
3D-JC (looking at image):"Oh, yes, it certainly does give the reason
why he left VR Heaven, assumed the incarnation of Genjyo Sanzou 3D,
and accepted the mission in Normal VR. So, my mate-avatar's name
means Golden Cicada, eh ? Not very romantic is it ?! Tee hee hee !"
(sexy wriggling of avatar butt while tittering)
(Nii stirs,
opens one eye, and beholds gorgeous swaying butt of my 3D-JC)
Me
(shutting down holographic projector immediately):"Ok, Ok, enough.
No security breaches here."
General Jiroushin (remote
comms mode from VR Heaven):"Very close call, TR-. You had better be
a lot more careful next time. We are watching you."
Me
(walking naked to bathroom suite, scratching naked butt):" *yawn*
yeah, yeah, yeah .... "
Nii (lying most sexily in bed,
and addressing my 3DVR Avatar, while eyeing him/her with some
lust):"So, you're TR-JC's 3DVR Avatar, are you ?"
Me
(while peeing into toilet bowl):"Don't talk to him, 3D- !! He works
for the other side !"
3D-JC (turns away from Nii, walks
off sexily ):"Gotta run, guys..." (hyperjumps to elsewhere in Normal
3D-VR)
Nii (laughing softly to self):"heheheheh ! TR-, your
hermaphrodite avatar is a whole lot cuter and sexier than you ever
will be !"
Me:"Up-Shut ! I made him/her that way
intentionally. Therefore, I take it as a compliment from you, my
Dear Arch-Rival."
Nii:"Bah, nonsense.... Now where are
my cigarettes ? And where's my lighter... ah..."
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(VR
Heaven, a lovely summer's day.)
Baby Avatar 1 (lifting off
from playground) :"Come on, I'll show you my palace !"
Baby
Avatar 2 (floating in containment bubble):"Why do YOU have a palace
Big Bro ?"
BA1:"Because Grand-Aunt said I could have
one. I don't use it much, though. I'm mostly back in Normal VR with
Mommy 3D-JC."
BA2:"Hey, I like this bubble thingie; at
least I can float and move around off the ground. I can't really fly
in Normal VR, unlike you, Big Bro."
BA1:"Hey, Little
Bro, I'm sorry Grand-Aunt insisted you get into the bubble. She
doesn't want VR Heaven contaminated by a non-god avatar. But in your
case, since Daddy Konzen is partly your daddy as well, she's cool
about you being here."
(The little avatars arrive at
BA1's luxurious palace, a structure befitting BA1's status as
grand-nephew of one of VR Heaven's top 5 god avatars. A line of
servants greet their godling master.)
Servant 1:"Lord BA1,
your Pa-Pa is here. He's resting in the Lotus Chamber."
BA1
and BA2:"Daddy Konzen is here ?!"
(BA1 leads the
way to the Lotus Chamber, where they find uber-gorgeous hunk
warrior-god avatar Konzen Douji 3D, snoozing on an opulently
decorated day-bed. Gentle heavenly breezes waft the long thin
curtains softly about the periphery of the huge chamber.)
BA2
(whispering):"What's he doing here ?"
BA1 (same
comms mode):"I dunno."
(The little ones move up
close to their father avatar. His warrior-god senses alerted, he
opens his eyes and sees his half-godling son BA1 from his
mate-avatar 3D-JC, and his accidental son BA2 through his human
counterpart Genjyo Sanzou 3D.)
Konzen D 3D (smiling at the
little avatars):"My sons..."
BA1:"Dad, wassup ? Why
are you here in my palace ?"
Konzen D 3D:"Any others
from my palace with you here ?"
BA2:"No. We came on our
own. It's safe in VR Heaven isn't it ?"
Konzen D
3D:"Phew, good. Boys, I need to rest. Run along and enjoy
yourselves, but keep the noise down."
BA1 and BA2:"'kay."
BA1:"Dad,
when you're awake later, play with us, please ?"
Konzen
D 3D:"Yep... And don't let any of my concubine avatars know I'm here
! I'm depleted." (falls back into slumber)
BA2:"He's
really tired."
BA1:"Yeah. Mommy and Daddy have been very
busy the past few days. They've been spending every moment together
in the Forbidden Romance Pavilion at home in Normal VR. This is the
first time I've seen him in days ! I dunno what they've been working
on."
BA2:"Must be some new project for *-Office 3D VR
Studios. Let's go, Bro."
BA1:"Let me show you my
miniature galaxy playground ! Come on !"
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(Normal
VR. TR-JC has made a 3DVR full bodysuit for his mother !)
Mother:"Ooh,
Boo-Boo, this is too figure-hugging ! All my folds of fat ! My huge
hips and thighs ! My big belly! Ooooh it's horrible !"
TR-JC:"Now,
Mother, you'll get used to it. I had this one specially made for
you, because there aren't any suits out there to fit YOUR
proportions, ahem, cough."
Mother:"Well, can you make me
look slim and tall in 3DVR ?"
TR-JC:"Uhmmm, OK. Sure.
But not too attractive, OK ? I don't want my lecherous sex-crazed
avatar horde trying their luck with my own mother !"
Mother:"Thank
you, Boo-Boo. You're precious. Now I can visit you in Normal VR
whenever I want !"
TR-JC:"Not too often, please, Ma. I
am a very busy man. Unless you want to arrange your own shopping
trips and sight-seeing. But that would miss the point of visiting
me, right ?"
Mother:"Well, do you have nice shops in
Normal VR, Boo-Boo ?"
TR-JC:"I'm not into this shopping
thingie. I wouldn't know."
Mother:"Who takes care of
you, then ? Is there some nice young lady I haven't met yet ?"
TR-JC:"Mother
!!"
Mother:"Ok, Ok. We've been through this before many
times. Is there a nice young man I should know about ? - oh, crikey,
crumbs, did I just say that. Oh Dear...."
TR-JC:"Mother
!!"
Mother:"Older man ?"
TR-JC:"Gimme
back the full VR bodysuit, Blob!" (reaches out to unzip his mother
from full 3DVR bodysuit)
Mother (imperiously):"Well, no. I
shall not, my son. In fact, I am rather curious to see what sort of
boyfriends you have in Normal VR. Keep you hands off me ! I'm not
removing this bodysuit !" (slaps TR-JC's hands hard.)
TR-JC:"Ouch
! Ma ! Oh, please, I'm beginning to regret this already. I KNEW I
should not have done this ! What temporary insanity on my part...."
Mother:"Now
how do you control this thing - - yeaaaayahhh !!!"
(hyperjumps
haphazardly into *-Office Residential Tower 1, VR park, VR beach,
and returns to TR-JC's office in Normal VR within 4 pico-seconds)
TR-JC:"Ma,
are you all right ? Ma ?!"
Mother:"OOhh... yes er, I
think so... I need to sit down."
TR-JC (hurries to fetch
a glass of water from his mini-fridge, gives it to mother):"Take a
sip. Rest for a while. I'm sorry, Ma. I feel bad about this."
Mother:"I'll
be OK. Just need to rest. It was rather fun, Boo-Boo ! Whoopsie !
heh heh !"
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So,
my very own mother from Human Reality now has a custom-made full
3DVR bodysuit. And I've programmed it to show her slightly slimmer
and slightly taller in 3D VR.
She has met my personal
companion avatar, Hale, who is a famous rock-star in 3DVR and a
half-demon. Her disapproval is evident. Too bad for her; Hale has
returned from his latest concert tour, and she will have to get use
to his presence in my luxury penthouse in 3D VR.
The first
night she spent with us, she refused to let Hale and me close our
bedroom door on her. She just sat there in one of the designer
armchairs in our bedroom, in disbelief that I was actually going to
share my bed with a hybrid demon avatar of the same gender.
Fortunately, Hale is a creature of the night, and he politely
excused himself at 0100 hours for a stint of night-surfing down at
the beach.
Me:"Ma, go to bed. Hale's out and won't be back
for several hours."
Mother:"Boo-Boo Darling, why ? You
could have any woman - sorry, man - you want, but did you HAVE to
get a demon hybrid for a boyfriend ?!"
Me:"Sigh... Ma, I
need to re-educate you ! You have a Ph D in Management Research
Methodologies. I know you're not stupid. You can understand this
world if you set your mind to it."
Mother (gets up to
leave, at last):"All right, I shall give it a try - for your sake,
Boo-Boo."
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My
mother from Human Reality has adapted fairly well to life in Normal
3D Virtual Reality. In her custom-sized 3DVR full bodysuit, she does
indeed look like a bull walrus on the side of Human Reality. On the
Normal VR side however, she appears as a nicely-proportion older
woman.
She has tried her best to observe and analyse avatar
society in Normal 3D-VR. She is now comfortable with Hale, the Baby
Avatars BA1, BA2 and Hellene (Hale's daughter with my very own dear
hermaphrodite 3DVR Avatar, 3D-JC), and my 3D Alpha Warrior team
comprising Genjyo Sanzou 3D, S Gojyo 3D, C Hakkai 3D, and S Goku 3D.
She also thinks these guys are super-duper cool: Konzen Douji 3D,
Kenren Taisho 3D, Tenpou Gensui 3D and General Jiroushin 3D,
especially that last guy.
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Hale
(sharing plate of sushi worms with Baby Avatar Hellene):"There's a
stack of hardcopies arrived by hand courier today, TR-. Addressed to
your mother. Butler Bot's put it on your desk in your study."
Me:"Thanks."
(heading off to check on package) "Wonder what's being sent to
Mother, here in 3D VR."
(I hand it to Mother at
dinnertime. I have to attend a charity cocktail, so won't be dining
with the rest of the household.)
Mother (obvious delight all
over face):"Goodie, my manuscript has been accepted ! And there's
more !"
Me:"Explain, Ma ?"
Mother:"You
mother shall soon be the published author of a series of adult books
featuring 3D VR Avatars! And, I am getting my own talk-show on the
interactive mass-media digital broadcast channel. Avatars can
discuss with me their sex problems, on the show !"
Me:"Mother
!!"
Hale:"Cool, Mrs C. Really Cool. Congrats."
Hellene:"Daddy,
can I have more worm sushi ? My chopped worm wriggled out of my
fingers and onto the floor."
Me:"Ack, my designer
carpet. Hellene, try not to drop your food onto it, please,
baby-girl. Mother, you're now a porn authoress, and you've got your
own sex talk-show ?!"
Mother:"It's NOT porn, TR-. It's
erotica. Make the distinction, will you ? Oh, you're just jealous
your old mother has a second wind in her career."
Butler
Bot:"Time to leave, TR-, Sir. Your limousine is ready."
Me:"Mother,
I'll talk with you about this when I get home. I can't believe my
own mother is now a porn writer !"
Mother:"Author of
erotica, not porn writer !"
Hale:"NannyBot2, please take
over. Hellene's made a mess of her worm sushi snack. Yuck, the
chopped worms are crawling all over my jeans. I have to go clean up."
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Updated:
Sunday, 26 June 2005 20:58 KDT
Thursday, 23 June 2005
NOTES TO SELF1. TR, your bishie
boys of late have blonde hair - why ?! Get over this hang-up with
blondie and move on with purple, red, green and blue hair colours, OK?
2.
Why does Genjyo Sanzou 3D frown all the time ? Make him smile a
little, for all the ladies' and laddies' sakes.
3. Hiro 007 is
adorable - make more scenes starring our young spy guy.
4.
Cygnette - too beautiful to be true; re-designate him as Harem Boy
Class Avatar.
5. Mitch, Secret Agent 005 - isn't he the younger
brother of your personal bodyguard in Normal VR ? No ?
6.
Update Prof Nii. We need to see him as Ukoku Sanzou Houshi. But make
sure he shaves first - he's letting his personal grooming slip a bit.
7.
Sign audited accounts.
8. Designate which entity shares from
re-structuring should go to. Appoint accountants.
9. Reminder:
go for test at hospital this morning - eeek ! Time to go !!!
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Tuesday, 21 June 2005
Yeah, I love my Freakie Boy !!!
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Monday, 20 June 2005
Just another day in VR paradise( Scene:
3D Virtual Reality. Hill-side resort The Four Seasons, Sayan, Bali,
Indonesia. Evening. The Real JC is a guest in the Royal Villa. )
Houseboy
Avatar 1:"Good Evening, Sir, your freshly squeezed lemonade and
sparkling soda. I'll light the anti-mosquito incense coils, if you
don't mind the fragrance."
TR-JC:"Thanks. Please." (Begins
to sip drink; decorative fresh orchid perched on rim of tall glass
gets stuck in his left nostril; removes flower from orifice.) "I am
expecting my fellow guest Dr Nii to check in this evening. He will be
arriving on a late flight. Your airport limousine service operates
till late, I presume ?"
Houseboy Avatar 2:"Yes, Sir. No
problem, Sir."
(TR-JC relaxes on the sofa in the open
porch, watching the underwater lights dancing as the water in the pool
travels from fountainhead to flow-over ledge. Beyond that is the
gurgling stream in the valley below, but it lies in total darkness
save for the fireflies. Some jungle noises - crickets, frogs,
night-jars, owls. Fruit bats and flying foxes flit through the air
from time to time. The lights in TR-JC's villa are turned down low.
Soothing, trance-inducing Gamelan music plays quietly in the
background - from a hi-fi. The heady aroma of huge bouquets of local
flowers stuffed in large vases, fills the air.)
Houseboy Avatar
3 (closing both leaves of the large carved wooden door, as he and his
colleagues take their leave):"Please ring guest service for
assistance, if you require any. Good Night, Sir."
(TR-JC
dozes off. It is almost 45 minutes later when the phone in his villa
bleeps quietly. TR-JC has switched his mobile phone off.)
Night
Manager:"Dr TR-, Dr Nii has just arrived and we are sending him over
to your Villa by buggy."
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Nii:"TR-,
I've been trying to call your mobile for the last one-and-a-half
hours, for goodness' sake ! Hey, this is a very nice place you've
booked us... "
TR-JC (sleepily):"You sound full of energy.
How I envy you. I'm still recuperating from all my ailments."
Nii
(plonking self onto Balinese day-bed):"Hmmm... you DO look pale and
kinda sickly, come to think of it. Well, that's what we're here for -
to get you back on your feet. I've been doing some special research;
might have something that will work on you." (stretches and lies back,
kicks shoes off)"Aaah... think I'll have a midnight swim. Join me ?"
TR-JC:"No
thanks. I feel so tired. I lost a lot of blood after surgery. A
complication."
Nii:"Yes, I know about that. I spoke with
your surgeon about it. Well, excuse me." (strips off clothes and jumps
naked into their private pool.)
TR-JC:"SSh ! You'll wake the
whole resort, splashing about like that. They'll mistake you for a
herd of wild boar."
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Prof
Nii is a scientific genious in 3D Virtual Reality. He is also a grand
master of the esoteric arts, but he never attained the red dot (Chakra
mark) on his forehead which symbolises the blessings of VR Heaven for
his position and rank. His ambition is to control VR Heaven, VR Hell
and Normal VR. Because he is employed by VR Hell for their Demon-King
resurrection project, he and TR-JC are working for opposing camps. Nii
is sensuous in a dark way, and quite a sex-machine. However, he has
let his personal tidiness slip somewhat. The truth is, Nii is using VR
Hell to further his own ultimate ambition.
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(Later
that evening, in one of the several Royal Villa bedrooms which Dr Nii
has chosen to use.)
TR-JC:"I'm really grateful you agreed to
spend a few days with me here, in neutral territory. Our security
nannies are such beasts."
Nii:"HahahaaaH ! You don't talk
about your work in your sleep do you ? Hmmm. I don't sleep very much
myself, TR-. Maybe I need to de-tox on the caffeine." (unpacks his
favourite soft toy rabbit from luggage) "My constant companion - not
much alternative companionship these days, is there, TR- old boy ?"
TR-JC:"Thought
you were scr*wing your employer, The Princess Royale of VR Hell, on
the side. Benefits of the job ?"
Nii:"She finds me ...
useful, while her lover awaits resurrection. If I had any feelings
towards her, I'd have scuttled that resurrection project without her
ever knowing - extend my job benefits, you know what I mean ? Heh heh
heh heh ! But enough. We are not allowed to talk about work !" (jumps
into bed) "What's this bunch of flowers doing here ?"
TR-JC
(settling himself beside Nii):"That's a traditional Balinese offering.
It's for protection. You'll see a lot of those all over the place - be
careful you don't step on any. I'm really so tired.... " (falls asleep
next to Nii)
Nii (speaking quietly):"Poor fool. You have always
been the weaker one, just like when we were in post-graduate
specialist college all those years ago."
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(Next
day. Breakfast served at the poolside cabana of the Royal Villa.)
TR-JC
(sipping on freshly-squeezed tangerine juice):"Nii, you need a shave.
And a haircut. And a new wardrobe."
Nii (chomping into
Balinese rice breakfast):"Hmm ? Typical of you, TR-. You've always
been the more particular about aesthetics, of the two of us. This is a
holiday, man."
TR-JC (starting on his waffle):"Tsk, do it
for me, please, Darling."
Nii:"Ok, ok.. just because
you're the sick one."
::::::::::::::::::::::
(Large
bathroom suite of the Royal Villa master bedroom. Nii has finally got
rid of the bristles around his lower face.)
Nii:"How do I look
?"
TR-JC (hand poised with comb):"Very good. Now let me
comb your hair - "
Nii (evading TR-JC):"No ! One change is
enough !" (moves away from TR-JC)"I am going for a walk-about in the
rice fields this morning. I'll see you at lunch." (kisses TR-JC, and
goes to catch his buggy ride awaiting outside their villa.)
:::::::::::::::::::::::::
(Our
heroes (?!) are hiding from the fierce mid-day tropical heat and
humidity, in the air-conditioned lounge of the Royal Villa at the Four
Seasons hill-side resort in Sayan, 3D-VR Bali. Nii begins to tell
TR-JC about a health-boosting therapy he is working on. Nii thinks
TR-JC should try it out - it uses sex energy to focus and transform
one's physical and spiritual condition.)
TR-JC:"Huh, trust YOU
to come up with research like that ! Hey, don't get me wrong, if I
were the pink of health, I'd be jumping onto you like a male rabbit in
heat."
Nii:"Envious that YOU didn't think about it first,
my dearest rival in research ?"
(TR-JC bites his tongue to
prevent himself from revealing that he already has working Sentient
Technology implants in his 3D VR warrior avatars. TR-JC is well aware
that no-one has yet discovered how to use advance Sentient Tech.)
TR-JC:"Show
me what you have, and we'll see if it really works."
Nii
(removing trousers):"Well, at least get your c*ck out of your shorts,
man, for a start. How do you expect me to apply this technique
otherwise ? It would help if you got rid of your t-shirt as well."
(Nii
starts the therapy.)
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Somewhere
nearby in the hills of 3D VR Sayan, a local Shaman avatar divines that
a rare energy wave has been created and channeled for a healing
purpose. But he also senses that a sinister Other has been invoked,
hidden within the healing process. He performs a ritual of cleansing
and protection to ward off the evil Other, although he has no clue as
to who were involved in the invocation rite.
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(Later
that afternoon, Nii has gone for his massage at the resort's Spa. TR-
and Nii may have been housemates in the past, and are bonking partners
when their schedules agree, but they cannot abide spending all their
time together in each other's company. TR- is lazing in their private
pool at their villa. The tall grass at the edge of the pool moves
unnaturally, but TR- ignores the disturbance, assuming it is one of
the gardeners doing his rounds. Instead, a local Shaman appears
through the greenery.)
TR-JC:"Y-yes ? What's this about ?"
Shaman
(giving the local greeting of hands placed palms together as if in
prayer, and bowing slightly):"Greetings, Foreigner. Forgive my
intrusion, I will be quick. Earlier this afternoon, someone performed
a very rare ritual at this place. Something unnatural has happened. I
am not entirely sure what exactly. Please be careful." (commences
chanting and performing some type of cleansing and protection ritual
over TR-JC. Then, as easily as he appeared, the Shaman vanishes into
the tall grass.)
TR-JC:"Huh ? What was that all about ?"
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(At
sunset, TR-JC and Nii are... well back to their usual
mutually-savoured past-time, in their private pool. The service staff
have arranged waxed paper standing lanterns along the edge of the
pool. From a distance up the hill at the main resort lobby, a Gamelan
orchestra is giving its evening recital. Our heroes (!?) are kissing
passionately while clinging onto each other in the water, and touching
each other beneath the surface. A Service Staff Avatar of senior rank
brings a gift-box and places it onto a poolside table.)
TR-JC
(eyes light up):"Oh, prezzies !! Is that from you, Darling ?"
Nii:"When
have I ever bought you anything, you dope ?" (speaking to senior
service staff) "What's that, please ?"
SS Staff:"It's
something for Dr TR-. From a very important person in our town. He
said he visited Dr TR- earlier this afternoon."
(TR-JC
climbs out from pool and heads towards his present)
Nii:"Don't
accept presents from strangers, TR-."
TR-JC:"Oooo... it's
some sort of amulet or pendant. Wow, it's beautiful."
Nii
(joining TR-):"TR-, I don't mean to pry into your private
arrangements, Darling, but who visited this afternoon ?"
TR-JC:"Get
your wet paws away from this jewellery! I don't really know who he is,
actually. He just sort of appeared out of the tall grass over there,
said some completely incomprehensible things to me, and disappeared
just as easily."
Nii:"Could be some sort of voodoo mumbo
jumbo charm. Get rid of it, TR-"
TR-JC:"Well, perhaps he's
just an admirer. I am still rather cute and attractive, am I not ?"
Nii:"I
am fairly short-sighted, and can't really tell most of the time..."
TR-JC
(replacing the amulet into its presentation box):"Oh, well. I'll just
leave this in its box for now."
Nii (pulling TR-JC close
and whispering into his ear):"Come to me, baby. Let's finish what we
were doing in the water." (Nii and TR-JC fall back into the pool
together.)
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TO BE
CONTINUED
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Updated:
Monday, 20 June 2005 22:47 KDT
Saturday, 18 June 2005
New Biseinen !!Now
Playing: Lush 99.5FM
Who says DAZ3D's FREAK figure can't be Bishie ?
Here he is, as a
very sexy Biseinen:


And here's our new man Apollo Maximus by Anton Kisiel !!


runtimeDNA
and DAZ3D M3 clothes converted to Apollo Maximus fit using PhilC and
Kamilche's Wardrobe Wizard.
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Friday, 17 June 2005
WARNING - ADULT CONTENTWARNING - ADULT
CONTENT !!!
(Normal 3D Virtual Reality. TR-JC's luxurious
penthouse in *-Office Complex Residential. TR- is lounging by the
pool. It is very hot and sunny. His hybrid-demon personal companion
avatar Hale hates the sunlight, and has holed up in his music studio
to work on his next album.)
Butler Bot (sunshade extension
invoked):"TR-, your ginger-chillie lemonade."
TR-JC
(eyes closed, too lazy to say thanks):"Mmm..."
(Avatar
Son Goku 3D sneaks up to TR- and carefully lifts the tiny bit of towel
covering TR-'s private property. S Goku 3D scans what has been
revealed. Suddenly, TR- becomes aware that he is not alone and is
under scrutiny.)
TR-JC (abruptly sitting up and startling S
Goku 3D):"By VR Heaven, what do you think you're doing ?!"
S
Goku 3D:"Yipes ! You scared the shit out of me ! S Gojyo bet with me
that you went for a castration. Isn't that why you're off sex these
few weeks ?"
TR-JC:"You bunch of monkeys ! Insufferable
water sprites ! "
S Goku 3D:"Watch it, I'm not a water
sprite ! But, all your parts are still there."
TR-JC:"I
wish Genjyo S 3D were here to discipline the both of you. Humph !"
(Turns to lie on his stomach) "Busybody Avatars ! If you must know, I
merely had surgery involving my uro-genital system. Now get lost and
leave me alone."
(S Goku 3D stares at TR-'s naked butt,
and begins to hallucinate in the extreme heat and brightness two
delicious Chinese meat-buns. He lunges forward and bites TR-JC's right
butt-cheek.)
TR-JC:"Yeeowww !!" (jumps up, whips towel at his
errant young 3D creation) "Get out of here !" (rubs his sore bum, as S
Goku 3D dashes away.)"Dammit !"
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(
Post-training session, *-Office Industries Non-Civilian Technologies
Facility.)
S Gojyo 3D (dragging on cigarette):"Ya knows... I
would like to try and give TR- an erection. Bet you that he needs to
unload."
S Goku:"I don't want to bet on anything about
TR-JC ever again !"
S Gojyo:"Did he taste good ? Heh heh
heh ! That's the problem with you, Goku, you bite into your food and
gobble it up. If it were me and I were hallucinating, I would have
licked TR-'s ass first, before biting it. TR-'s response would have
been quite different, I guarantee you. Ha hah haaah !"
C
Hakkai 3D:"Our creator has not had anything cut out and removed, Goku
? You saw everything that should be there, in place ?"
S
Goku 3D:"Let's see... His penis, and two testicles, yup, all there."
S
Gojyo 3D (tossing long mane back away from gorgeous face):"You really
are an empty-headed stomach-creature, huh. OK, gentlemen. It is
decided. I shall seduce our creator TR-JC. Make him come big time."
C
Hakkai 3D:"Why, that is so considerate of you, Gojyo."
S
Goku 3D:"But, but... Doesn't TR- have Avatar Hale to uhm... er... you
know..."
Genjyo S 3D (no longer able to contain his
annoyance at the gutter-level conversation of his combat
team-mates):"Will you bunch of busybody grand-aunts shut the fuck up
?! Hale is doing the right thing by letting TR- rest and recover. Let
the poor idiot of an avatar mad scientist alone !"
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(TR-JC's
penthouse. Evening. A lot cooler, and breezy on the patio. The large
glass french windows are left wide open to admit the cool air into the
cavernous lounge. Hale is playing a goth-rock melody on his guitar.
TR- is reclined on the designer sofa and studying the label on the
medicine pack his doctor gave him that morning.)
Butler Bot (in
guest arrival announcement mode):"TR-, it's Avatar Sha Gojyo 3D to
visit. Iris biometric scan cleared."
TR-:"Whoa..." (S
Gojyo 3D walks into view)"Gojyo my man, wassup ?"
Hale
(suspends playing, looks up at visitor):"Hey, Gojyo."
S
Gojyo 3D:"I want to wish my creator a speedy recovery, but looks to me
like he's already well on his way."
Hale:"Man, you should
have heard him scream in pain everytime he used the bathroom, the few
days after he returned from hospital. Oh, that was inspirational !"
(clenches both fists, closes eyes and smiles)
TR-JC (licks
Hale's eyelids):"And you were so turned on, Hale, my sweet.... Well,
very nice of you to come by, Gojyo. Drink? Butler Bot, bourbon for Mr
Sha Gojyo, please."
S Gojyo 3D (sitting next to TR-JC on
designer sofa):"TR-, I brought you some alternative reading material,
for while you're resting up. I know you read all that financial and
boffin tech stuff, but this is different." (Hands over a stack of sex
magazines to his creator)
TR-JC (going through the porno
pile):"uh.. thanks... Um, you really think I should read this, huh..."
Hale
(making quick appearance beside TR- and S Gojyo 3D):"Lemme see !"
(grabs a mag and flips through it)"Whoo-hoo ! Yeah, Gojyo, you really
know how to pick'em !"(licks his hybrid demon lips)
TR-JC:"Ermmm,yes,
I'll er ... read these later. Would be impolite of me to forget our
guest, Hale."
S Gojyo 3D:"No, no, TR-. Read them now, with
me right here beside you. I intentionally got you hard copies - whoops
pardon the pun - because no one can trace you reading them. Unlike
digital copies, got that ?"
TR-JC (rolls eyes):"How
considerate of you, Gojyo... I think."
S Gojyo 3D (sipping
on his bourbon):"Look at this one, TR-." (shows TR-JC some pretty
spectacular c*cks busy with equally spectacular *ss-holes.)
TR-JC:"Uh-huh.
O-K. It's kinda unbelievable some of these contortions."
(S
Gojyo 3D studies his creator's face and lower regions for signs of
interest)
TR-JC:"Oh, this guy's really cute - ooh ! I should
sculpt an avatar face like his."
S Gojyo 3D:"His FACE ?!
Man, what are you looking at in these pages ?!"
Hale
(pointing to a page from his reading material) : "Damn, hey, TR- wanna
try this cosplay sex thing sometime ? I could tie you up with all the
ribbons."
S Gojyo 3D (kissing TR-JC's neck while TR- is
browsing the very graphic depictions on each page):"What do you like,
TR- ? Tell me."
TR-JC (still looking at magazine
pictures):"I don't know nowadays. I seem to have lost interest in sex
since my doctors decided to cut me up and what-not."
S
Gojyo 3D (kissing TR-JC's ear and unzipping TR-JC's virtual pants
fly):"Let me see whether everything's still working, all right ?"
Hale
(curls up in designer armchair with three magazines):"He's not
interested, Gojyo. I've had to f*ck his avatar 3D-JC while he's been
frigid. 3D- is such a hot hermaphrodite avatar." (smiles)
S
Gojyo 3D (gently caressing TR-JC's exposed genitals):"I KNOW that
already, Hale. Hey, TR-, everything's still there, but not working
much, are they ?"
TR-JC (putting aside magazine and
closing eyes):"Please be very gentle. My c*ck's been through a lot
recently."
S Gojyo 3D (shifting position so as to put
TR-'s c*ck into mouth):"Let's see if I can get this to work again."
Hale:"Go
easy on the dude, Gojyo. I am the one who has to live with his
whining, if his c*ck hurts again."
Happily, TR-JC's c*ck
responds very well, and because he hasn't unloaded in a while, S Gojyo
3D gets the honour of a huge payload.
S Gojyo 3D:"There we are,
My Creator. Feeling better now ?" (roughly pulls off TR-JC's virtual
designer trousers - by Hermes - and takes him from behind.)
Hale
(putting down magazine to watch):"This is getting interesting."
S
Gojyo 3D (whispering harshly into TR-JC's ear):"You want my Sentient
Technology or my normal version f*ck, TR- ?"
Hale:"Gojyo,
please don't blow up his *ss-hole.... That would be a real pain in the
ass ! Hahahaha !!"
TR-JC (panting in heat):"N-normal,
Gojyo, p-please... Aahh !! Oh, Ah !"
Hale (walking over to
the grinding and bumping couple):"Much as I like my Human lover to
make those noises..." (sticks enormous erect c*ck into TR-JC's mouth)
(The
threesome continue until all are satisfied. Butler Bot serves up
canapes and more drinks. After a short rest, TR-JC and his 3D VR
creations jump naked into the pool and splash about happily in the
moonlight. It would appear that all functions have returned to normal.)
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Updated:
Friday, 17 June 2005 03:36 KDT
Wednesday, 15 June 2005
important updateMood:
happyToday,
I returned from hospital after more tests and consultation with my
specialist.
1. The bladder biopsy histology shows no malignancy.
2.
My other condition is stress-related and can be controlled with
hormone medication. I do not need surgery. It is not a cancerous
condition.
THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR ME !
Of course, I am
still under observation, and I return to see my specialists next
Monday and Tuesday.
My personal physician (and long-time friend
from way- back- when post-graduate studies), was elated when conveying
the news of my histology report to me. Apparently, the tumour looked
extremely aggressive from the cystoscopy image, and it was in a
critical location inside the bladder. There was a possibility that it
could have been cancerous, but my friend did not want to worry me
unnecessarily about it, before the histology results.
THIS IS
GOOD NEWS FOR ME TWICE OVER. IT HAS BEEN A WHIRLWIND 3 WEEKS OF
UNCERTAINTY, AND THE CULMINATION OF ONE YEAR OF BEING A SEMI-INVALID
WITH A PANEL OF 5 SPECIALISTS ATTENDING TO ME.
I was born under
the Chinese sign of the year of the dog, and these types of health
problems are indicated in persons of my type of profile. I read this
years ago, but never believed it would be so. Nowadays, I am grateful
for each day I awaken alive without a health problem bugging me.
I
celebrated by attending a special by-invitation private screening of
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To the Galaxy, with an opening speech by
someone from Disney, sorry I forget who.. heh. Some other digital film
distribution experts and fancy pants around too, but I forget ....
I
had read Douglas Adams' books some years ago, and it was a lot of fun
watching the movie version. Better to watch this movie after having
read the book - or you might get a little lost. I guess we can look
forward to The Restaurant At the Edge of the Universe, film version.
Happy
Sigh. Oyasuminasai.
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Updated: Wednesday, 15 June 2005 02:59 KDT
Sunday, 12 June 2005
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT3D-JC:"My Human,
you look so much better now."
Me:"Yes, I do feel much
better, thank you, My Dear Avatar."
3D-JC:"Ummm, may I be
frank and crudely blunt ?"
Me:"Go right ahead. I am in a
pleasant mood. I may not take offense easily."
3D-JC:"Anata
no H no kimochi, arimasuka ?"
Me:"Nani ? Doremo, naa...
(sigh)"
3D-JC:"Tsk. You really are a recuperating human !"
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(Later,
a Japanese restaurant elsewhere in Virtual Reality. End of lunchtime,
the bill has been paid.)
Konzen Douji 3D (stunningly gorgeous
god-form avatar and mate of 3D-JC):"Oh-ho... our creator is not so
horny anymore, is that it ?"
3D-JC:"I think he'll bounce
back, eventually. He's made 5 new 3D avatars, and three of them are
Harem-Boy Class Avatars."
KD-3D (fast losing interest in
the topic):"Has he, now... Right, Dearest, I must return to VR Heaven
and file these reports." (gets up, kisses mate avatar and vanishes
from Normal VR)
3D-JC (locating baby son's coordinates in 3D
VR):"Leaves me alone again, just like that. Where's our Little
Precious ?" ( hyper-jumps over to baby's location at private luxury
apartment )
::::::::::::::::::::::::
( Luxury Apartment
owned by 3D-JC in Normal Virtual Reality )
3D-JC (calling out
to Baby Avatar 1):"BA1, mommy's home !"
BA1 (flying
up towards hermaphrodite mother avatar):"Mommy ! Uncle Hale is
visiting. He brought us a big hamper of fruit. "
Hale
(personal companion avatar of TR-JC in Normal VR):"Hello, 3D-."
(kisses 3D-JC)
3D-JC ( carrying BA1 in arms) :"Hale, Darling,
what a lovely surprise. And thanks for the hamper. Konzen's Aunt is
strict about giving her precious grand-nephew BA1 here a pristine
diet, and the fruit is good for him."
Hale (putting arms
around 3D-JC's waist):"That ultra-high-ranking, uber-sexy
hermaphrodite goddess avatar ? Does she still behave like a cranky
mother-in-law substitute ?"
3D-JC (blushing a little):"Oh,
she's not that bad. She finally recognised BA1 as a baby god avatar,
and she's been very good to him. I'm happy with that. Ooohhh,
ahhh....Hale, stop doing that ! Not in front of my baby son !"
Hale
(not stopping) :"Don't act coy now, 3D-. We've already mated under
instructions issued by your Human."
3D-JC:"uh... oh...
oohhh... Hale... tsk..." (squirms free and walks away with BA1)"Let me
get NannyBot1 to take care of BA1 for a while. I'll be right back."
::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Hmmmm,
I wonder where my personal companion avatar has gone to. He's been
away for some days now, but I don't recall him having rock concerts
scheduled for this period. I hope he isn't getting too bored in Normal
VR. I haven't been back to my penthouse in VR,since I had surgery. I
can't get into my full VR designer bodysuits yet, you see.
I
created Hale jam-packed with sexuality. Uh-oh... He's either wanking
non-stop or ... Oh dear, my goodness, this isn't good.
Strawberry
Personal Assistant Bot, locate Avatar Hale codename HH, please.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(
3D-JC's luxury penthouse in Virtual Reality.)
Butler
Bot:"Master BA1, in-coming communication from Lord Konzen Douji-sama,
your Pa-Pa."
BA1:"Pa-pa ! " (switches to personal remote
comms link between Normal VR and VR Heaven) "I miss you, Daddy. When
are you coming home ?"
Konzen D-3D:"That's what I'm
connecting to you about, son. I'm stuck here for several more minutes."
BA1:"So
long ?!" (that is a very long time in baby avatar clock-speed, and
equivalent to a couple of days in adult avatar clock-speed)
Konzen
D-3D:"You be a good baby god avatar, and take care of Mommy, OK ?"
BA1:"But
Mommy's busy with Uncle Hale..."
(Thunderbolts strike in
the sky above normal VR)
Konzen D-3D:"Hale ? What's that demon
half-breed doing there ?! I've been too busy and haven't had time to
check up on your mother !" (Note: god-form avatars can read human-type
avatars' minds in Normal VR. Konzen D-3D splutters ungodly oaths under
his breath)
BA1:"Pa-Pa... are you still there ? I don't
understand what you're saying, Dad."
Konzen D-3D:"No
matter. Pa-pa will talk with you again later. Bye, son."
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(3D-JC's
bedroom pavilion number 2. Some hot goings-on between a human-type
avatar and a half-demon avatar.)
WARNING ADULT CONTENT
+++++++++++++++++++++
3D-JC:"Ah,
ah, ah.... "
Hale:"Oh, you're delicious...Mmmmm..."
(
BA1 floats stealthily into the pavilion. He hovers directly over the
joined couple. His mother avatar shrieks upon sighting him. )
Hale:"Did
I hurt you, 3D- ?"
3D-JC:"Eeeeek !! What are you doing
here, Young Man ?!"
Hale:"Huh ?" (twists upper body around
and sees the little floating intruder ) "Oh."
BA1
(being a genious-grade baby avatar, and already knowledgeable about
3DVR avatar reproduction):"Mommy, are you going to make me another
baby sister ?" (referring to half-sister produced by 3D-JC and Hale
under TR-JC's directive.)
(Note: Of course, all my 3D VR
avatars are fully reproduction enabled but global master setting is
now OFF.)
Hale:"Ha ha ha ha ! He's so cute !"
3D-JC
(pulling sheets up over lover and self):"What do you want, BA1?
Couldn't NannyBot have helped you with it ?"( wriggles to extract
Hale's enormous penis from self and sits up in bed. Hale moans and
lies face-down on 3D-JC.)
BA1:"Daddy spoke with me just a
little while ago."
3D-JC:"EEEEEK !! Why didn't you tell me
?"
BA1 (flying in figure 8 pattern):"I just did, Mommy."
Hale:"Hmmmm,
Konzen's still in VR Heaven, isn't he ?" (starts to caress 3D-JC once
again under the covers)
3D-JC:"Hale, stop. Oooh, that's nice...
stop, it. Eeeeek ! Konzen must have read my mind !! He must be reading
it now !! Eeeeek !!"
Hale:"Well, that's nice, 3D-."
(kissing 3D-JC very erotically) "He must be getting really steamy by
now, in that case."
3D-JC:"Yes, he'll be so heated up,
he'll try to take out VR Hell all by himself !"
BA1
(hovering in mid-air, receiving secure remote comms message from
father avatar in VR Heaven):"Mommy.... Daddy says not to worry; he's
having a great time with his - what's that, Dad ? Con- ..
con-tu-binds... no ... oh, concubine avatars, and won't be back for a
few minutes."
Hale (from under the covers):"Oh, man that's
rich ! Hahahha !" (stops saying anything else after that, because he's
got 3D-JC's hermaphrodite penis in his mouth.)
3D-JC:"oh...
oh.... BA1, please go back to - oh, oh.... NannyBot and ... ah, ah,
ah....get her to fix you ... oh, ah, oh....your ....ah....dinner...."
BA1
(shrugging in mid-flight):"OK. But I want ice cream for dessert
today." (banks and heads out of the bedroom pavilion) "NannyBot !
NannyBot !! I don't care what Grand-Aunt says; I want ice-cream for
dessert tonight, OK ?! "
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::
My
Avatar Locator Program tells me that my personal companion avatar
Hale, is spending a rootie-tootie romp-ie time with my 3D VR self !
Heh heh, well, I did intentionally make my 3D-JC very cute and sexy,
and hermaphrodite as well. Heh heh heh !
Strawberry
Personal Assistant Bot:"TR-, incoming media comms from Normal VR
domain."
Me:"Thanks, accept."
Baby
Avatars 1 and 2:"Uncle TR- !!"
Me:"Hey, hello my
cutie-pies ! I am so happy to see you this morning !"
BA2
(accidental son of Avatar Genjyo Sanzou 3D):"Can I see your stitches ?
Does it still hurt ? Can I tweak your penis to check if it's still
painful ?"
BA1 (embarassed by half-brother's
impoliteness):"Please forgive our intrusion, Uncle TR-. And please
excuse my baby bro's rudeness." (grabs BA2's head and pushes it
downwards in a bowing attitude)
Me:"Hey, micro-dudes, my tumour
was removed from inside of me. They burnt the wound shut with
electricity. For a few days, my pee-hole hurt like I was shitting
through it. They did the surgery through my peeing passage, got it,
guys ?"
BA2:"You had a bladder papilloma lesion excised
using a procedure through your urethral canal ? Cool !"
Me:"Why
do I even bother to use simplified terms with my genious-grade baby
avatars..."
BA2 (stretches little hand tentatively in
position over my nether region):"That means I can't check if it still
hurts you."
Me:"You're a little sadist, you know that, BA2
? OK, kids, wassup."
BA1:"Uncle TR-, we're kinda bored.
Can you please send us somewhere nice in VR ? How about a summer
holiday away from our parents ?"
Me:"Sorry, no can do.
Security risks. You're offspring of very expensive parents. I mean,
your fathers play very important roles in the war against VR Hell. VR
Heaven pays my company a lot of money to create their kind."
BA2:"Besides,
Uncle TR- can't make all those cheesy-sleazy stories about grown-up
avatars, if he had to feature us baby avatars only."
Me:"Heh
heh, this little one is truly my successor in Normal VR ! Oh, you know
me so well, my little heir !"
BA1:"Ah, nuts, this is going
to be a boring boring summer holiday.... I know ! I'll visit VR Heaven
!"
BA2:"No fair ! I can't go with you; I'm only a
human-type baby avatar !"
Me:"You're partly Konzen's son
as well, you know, BA2. Both your father and BA1's father share the
same 3D mesh and textures. They were both present when you were
conceived."
BA2:"Hmmmm. That's right.... Can Daddy Konzen
get me into VR Heaven for a short holiday, you think, Big Bro ?"
BA1:"Mebbe...
I dunno... Let's go ask him. Oh, you better ask Daddy Genjyo and your
Mummy for permission."
(Both Baby Avatars are so excited
by now that they have quite omitted to wish their creator a speedy
recovery. Thank goodness I am mostly recovered from the surgery,
although not completely from my ailments. The little bundles of
program code chatter away for a while and then realise they have to
say goodbye. I let them log off graciously.)
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Updated: Monday, 13 June 2005 03:35 KDT
Thursday, 9 June 2005
YES, I am still recovering.
NO, I am not having fun yet.
Meanwhile,
thought I would share this spectacular announcement by Zygote:
"Version
2.0 of Male Anatomy Collection Introductory Offer To End Jun 15th
Version
2.0 of the Human Anatomy Collection from Zygote will return to $13,995
on June 15th. The introductory price of $9,995 offers a tremendous
savings and will only be available a short while longer. Act now!"
That's
USA Dollars we're talking about, folks. Choke gasp coff faint....
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Updated:
Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:21 KDT
Monday, 6 June 2005
Didja miss me ? The surgeon has removed my bladder tumour.
I'm
not sick enough to stay at the hospital, but everytime I pee, it
really really HURTS ! Damn shit fuck damn I hate this I hate this !!!!!
You
know what ? I have to drink a lot of this potassium citrate solution
as well as lots of water, and pee a lot and experience pain everytime
I pee ?! I hate this ! I hate hate hate hate this !!
sob damn
it damn it damn it
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Sunday, 5 June 2005
In 6.5 hours time, I shall start the pre-surgery preparation. Meaning,
no food or drink from then on.
Meanwhile - a little background
on the Biseinen you see on the opening page and goodies page of my
main website. His name is Lyle. He is a male courtesan, and is
proficient in dancing, music, literature, and martial arts. Because of
his fighting skills, he is one of the permanent harem members who
sleep in the cavernous bed-chamber of his Lord and Master, the Grand
High Duke. Lyle guards his Lord and Master with his life, and
entertains him as well. The only thing that bothers Lyle is when his
Master has a noisy romp at night with the other harem members, in
which case, Lyle can't get to sleep.
I was deciding which is a
better 3D genital set to attach to him - the rDNA V3Male set, or the
RealGens set. Since the pictures are not close-ups of his penis and
testicles, either set will do. Lyle says he prefers the rDNA set
because they are more comfortable, but he also adds that the RealGens
set looks and performs better. Well, Darling, there you go - you can't
have everything in life ....
All I can say is that the digital
surgery I perform on Lyle is a lot less painful than what my own
uro-genital system will be experiencing tomorrow, perhaps ! I'm a real
chicken--- simply tofu when it comes to blood, especially my own. I'm
quite happy to slice and dice others rather mercilessly, but when it
comes to my own flesh.... Yuck. Eek.
3D-JC:"Hahahah !!! The
funniest part is when you push that suppository up your anus, and it
falls out when you move !"
Shaddup, My Avatar. Not funny.
Hey
check this out:
http://penguinfood.blogspot.com/
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Updated:
Sunday, 5 June 2005 19:51 KDT
Friday, 3 June 2005
Important to keep happy at times like thisMood:
cheeky
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Thursday, 2 June 2005
An e-mailDear 3D-JC,
Spent the
day at hospital for pre-surgical review and testing. The surgeon will
operate on me in four days' time. There is a risk that if scar tissue
forms internally, it could block a vital connection in my organs and
cause more trouble. It is one of those situations - damned if I do,
and damned if I don't. OK. Had faced this type of decision in my late
grandmother's case, so it's not new.
My doctor friend was very
kind to accompany me all through yet again. This person and I were
fellow students in post-graduate studies years ago.
I note that
we now have a new Executive Director for one of the related companies
in a neighbouring country, and that another person has indicated
interest to pursue discussions to head up the business in this
country. One of my business partners for this company will be dealing
with this, so no worries.
As for our NY-based Global Emerging
Markets fund, my partners in that company will have to do without me
for now. Pity. We had some interesting items to look into, and some
sexy deals to consider. I shan't be able to take care of the China
corporate project, unfortunately.
The dust seems to have
settled on the case involving a government-related investment entity
and my other company. All has been attended to by my partner who has
returned from the UK.
3D-, could you please supervise my VR
avatars while I am away ? Make sure that the Baby Avatars attend all
their training sessions. My god-form avatars should be tracked
continuously for security reasons. Their human-form equivalents should
remain in Normal VR while I am away. Don't let SGojyo3D womanise too
much; it depletes his Sentient Technology consummables. Watch that
SGoku3D; he tends to be easily persuaded by offers of food.
If
something should go badly wrong during my surgery, please activate
Contingency Plan 0110101.
Thanks,
TR-JC
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Updated: Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:53 KDT
Earlier this evening, I attended the first anniversary of my
restaurant - it was a canapes and cocktail party, with live music and
many international guests. But tomorrow, I go back to hospital !
Some
kind of silly pendulum swing, of celebration and anticipation.
Where
is my Avatar, 3D-JC ?
Avatar !!!
3D-JC:"Mmmpfff - f*ck,
get lost My Human. I am serving my Lord Konzen Douji-sama his
night-cap."
(KD-3D in background making frustrated sounds)
Me
(ignoring KD-3D):"3D-, I'm restless.... I have to go back to hospital
tomorrow and listen to the doctors tell me about how they are going to
slice me up."
3D-JC:"Tsk, TR-.... it's simply a growth in
your bladder."
Me:"But what if it's growing all over the
place inside of me ?"
3D-JC:"Hey, let's cross that bridge
when we come to it, OK ?"
Me:"I'm chicken.... sob... I
don't want to find out how bad it is... sob..."
3D-JC:"Shaddup.
I have news which will make you happy. If you will just spend more
time in Virtual Reality, you can get to meet your old Ph D friend,
Ukoku Sanzou Houshi."
Me:"Really ?! Oh, goodie ! He's
quite sexy for an older man - like me. .... But awww, sh*t... My
pee-hole will be all sore from the surgery.... "
3D-JC:"Hahahah
!! Foolish Human of Mine ! That boffin boyfriend of yours from
University days - Dr Nii (aka Ukoku-sama) - will probably be able to
fix your health problem with his tremendous scientific knowledge. He
is a real genious you know."
Me:"I wish I could spend all
my time in VR. Sadly, this medical problem exists only in Human
Reality. Avatar, would you please spend tonight keeping me company ? I
need your moral support, and a cuddle to calm me."
3D-JC:"You're
mad ! You interrupt my having sex with Konzen, and you want me to
leave him for the night - just to 'baby' you ? Puh-leeeese...."
Me:"Avatar
!! I demand you give consideration to your Human who is a sick man !"
3D-JC:"Huh.
You don't sound like you're dying to me."
Me:"sob sob, I
feel so alone, somehow, with this sickie thing happening to me."
3D-JC:"Oh
for VR Heaven's sake.... All right, I am switching my reproduction
version on. Here is a copy of my digital self for you."
3D-JC2:"Good
Night, Myself."
3D-JC1:"Yeah, yeah... " (returns to doing
sweet things to mate avatar Konzen Douji-sama)
3D-JC:"My Human
- you are such a spoiled baby."
(I embrace my 3D self, and
the plasma swirls around my digital self and my full VR bodysuit. I
leave the computers on this night because I want to be held in the
arms of my 3D-JC and comforted in a way which only he/she knows how to
dispense ... that I may fall asleep, and awaken a little refreshed, to
face tomorrow.)
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Updated:
Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:02 KDT
Friday, 27 May 2005
I was made to change into two layers of hospital kimono wraps. They
made me lie on a table under a machine. They stuck a needle into my
right arm inside the elbow, and pumped in the chemicals. They placed
heavy weights above my hips and strapped those weights down onto the
bed. They took pictures of my insides, over about 1 hour. Boy, was my
stomach growling from hunger.
What the doctor said was
interesting. Although he didn't give me the results of the
investigation (he was sending them directly to my specialist), he did
say these type of growths are usually caused by exposure to chemicals,
such as benzene.
TETRATOXINS !! TOXINS IN THE ENVIRONMENT ?! I
FREAK OUT !! THIS HAPPENS ONLY IN APOCALYPTIC FANTASY SCENARIOS, RIGHT
? I MEAN, HOW CAN A SUCK-KIE FAT-CAT CORPORATE SUIT LIKE ME BE EXPOSED
TO ENVIRONMENTAL POISONING ?! I INHABIT AIR-CONDITIONED CORPORATE
OFFICES, WITH PLUSH DECOR AND GENTEEL BIG BUCKS AMBIENCE, AND TRAVEL
IN STYLE, HOLIDAY IN STYLE, DINE IN STYLE, LIVE IN STYLE..... HOW THE
HECK DID I GET POISONED LIKE THIS ?!
I am serious !!
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Updated:
Sunday, 29 May 2005 00:44 KDT
Waiting in hospital Very hungry and a
little faint
Sent from my wireless Blackberry handheld account.
HAREHETTA !!!!!!SOB NO FOOD FOR 24
HOURS .... HUNGRY ALREADY.... and I'm not even hooked up to the test
machine yet.
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Different perspectivesMood:
not
sureNow Playing:
silenceHaving health problems is best way of getting a
new perspective on business mania.
All the silly little
business issues just fade to miniscule items, when one's body needs
patching back.
The tummy cramps from the medicine and
suppository are more uncomfortable than the runny tummy. This is to
prepare me for that dye-scan thingie at the hospital this afternoon. I
guess the needle will hurt in my hand, as it did when they did the
heart stress test last year.
Peeing is back to painless now,
thank goodness.
I am now fasting ahead of this afternoon's
procedure at the hospital.
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Updated: Saturday, 4 June 2005 02:54 KDT
Thursday, 26 May 2005
back from hospital - returning there tomorrowMood:
don't
askNow Playing:
SilenceAll three doctors and one nurse LIED to me. It's
not painful, they said. Then they stick this TUBE into my urethra. And
to add insult to injury, they show me the inside of my bladder on the
video screen. Oh, GROSS OUT, DUDE !!
If it didn't hurt peeing
before, it sure hurts afterwards everytime since this morning !!
They
also did an ultra-sound scan in the best private suite in the
hospital, reserved formerly for the ex-prime minister. Oh, now that
was a 5-star location.
Tomorrow I stick a suppository up my
*ss-h*le and they stick a needle into me to inject some chemicals.
They will be able to trace the chemicals inside my body, and from the
result, tell me if there's worse news to come.
Next week, I go
and get another tube stuck into my urethra and some stuff cut out -
maybe this way. If not, then maybe I get cut up big-time from the
outside. That means more painful peeing and maybe even post-surgical
blood in my pee. How delightful and charming.
My long-time
friend was very kind to stay with me throughout, and since this person
is a doctor, was allowed to watch all that was happening to me.
Wait,
there's more. I must make sure that I get my 4 types of medication
correct. Do not consume this lot within two hours of the other lot.
The third lot will make you sensitive to sunlight. Take this lot at
this time and the other lot at the other time, then fast. I hope I
won't swallow the suppository and stick the oral tablets into my butt
by mistake. Lame stale joke...
This year's health problem is
different from that which caused me trouble last year. I have not
decided to go for surgery for that other problem. Maybe I have to have
many operations this year. Bah ! NOT GOOD.
Because of today's
and tomorrow's hospital visits, I am giving up an invitation to the
grand opening of the arts festival tonight. And I am not addressing
the staff in one of my investee companies, regarding a management
re-organisation in the firm. We had planned to make the announcement
today.
After the hospital visit this morning, my doctor friend
took me out to a very nice lunch before going off to work at the
clinic.
I must resist the mind games which can arise from this
type of medical situation. What will the doctors find ? Do I have
cancer or not ? What if I do ? And what if I don't - then what caused
all these weird growths and bleeding, which come with zero pain ? Why
am I growing strange and un-natural things inside me ?
3D-JC:"Silly
Dear Human of Mine, it isn't that simple. But, not to worry, I will
take care of you."
Thank you, my little cute Avatar.
You're not sick like me, are you ? Your anti-vandal and anti-viral
programs work just fine. I shall drink a lot of water and pee a lot
for the next few hours. Wish I were a masochist. I would be having a
great time.
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Wednesday, 25 May 2005
ooh !Mood:
not
sureNow Playing:
nothingGet a load of this - my personal physician and
long-time friend has decided to personally drag me to hospital to see
the specialist ! Now WHO in the world let on that I was thinking of
escaping this medical ?!
Let's see .... ninja cloaking device
engaged. Can you sense me ?
3D-JC:"Fool Human of Mine, of
course I can still make you out."
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