Thursday, 30 December 2004
PLEASE CONSIDER HELPING TSUNAMI VICTIMSNow
deciding which charity to pass my humble donation to, in aid of
Tsunami victims in South and South-East Asia.
PLEASE CONSIDER
HELPING OUT TOO, IF YOU HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE SPARED SUCH A
CALAMITY, AND/OR ARE NOT IN ANY DIRE CIRCUMSTANCE YOURSELF.
TR-JC
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Monday, 27 December 2004
TR-JC upgrades himself - the vain toadMy
Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho:"Now just WHO was that in TR-JC's office ?"
3D-JC:"There
wasn't anyone in there except TR- himself."
MUb KT:"Nah,
I'm sure I saw someone else. Some gorgeous creature."
3D-JC:"You
mean his PDA Synch Bot ?"
MUb KT:"No, it was a male
avatar. Long white-streaked hair, goth make-up, pretty face - tell me,
who is that guy ?"
3D-JC:"Hahah !! That's TR-JC made-over.
He's decided he doesn't want to look so un-cool anymore, so he went
for a complete re-engineering of his virtual transformation
middleware. All his designer VR suits now fit his new form. You like
the way he looks ?"
MUb KT:"Well, let's see how cool he
BEHAVES. Looks aren't everything. He's always been such a grandmother
type, you know. And he can't bear much pain, which means when it comes
to giving him a pain in the ass, it's a lot of fun for the giver. If
you know what I mean..."
3D-JC:"Oh, get lost, you horny
deviant pervert. I'll be upgraded too, TR- says. Maybe you'll have to
fight Konzen for a piece of me after that ! hahaha !!"
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We're
watching on the news continuous updates about the tsunami which took
many lives in Asia.
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(In 3D
Virtual Studio)
TR-JC:"Avatar Mine, your hair is not
cooperating with me ! I have upgraded your entire body, but your
hair...."
3D-JC:"Why are you grumbling now, My Creator? I
have never kept my pubic hair in its natural form. You've always
insisted I shave it all off."
TR-:"I mean the hair on your
head, Dumbo ! I like the way you look otherwise. How about trying to
live with it like this for a few days and seeing how things work out ?"
3D-:"OK...
I guess it can't mean any real harm."
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(Later
that evening, At 3D-JC's luxury apartment, *-Office Residential)
My
Ultra-Bishie Konzen (seated at work console, going through some
paperwork for VR Heaven):"Hello. Oh, 3D- didn't say he was expecting
visitors..."
3D-JC:"It's me, Konzen. How do you like my
new look ?"
MUb K:"What ?!" (jumps up from chair, glides
over to 3D-JC to inspect him closely)
3D-JC:"Well ?" (turns
around to show off new 3D mesh and textures of self to lover-mate.)
MUb
K:"You bought new shoes ?"
3D-JC (grabbing cushion
and hitting Konzen on side of head with it):"No ! Look harder ! "
(Konzen
is typical male god avatar partner in this relationship; doesn't
figure out what is really different, gives up, returns to paperwork)
MUb
K (looking at virtual paper and reading digital files):"Anyway, 3D-,
you look nice. You were at the hair salon, right ?"
3D-JC:"Aaaargh
!!"
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(*-Office
Executive Suite)
TR-JC:"What do you mean No Access, you
@#@!!*** Main Grid Computer !! F**K !! It's ME, TR-JC !!"
Main
Grid Computer:"Invalid Iris Scan. Access Denied."
TR-JC:"Oh
Sh*t !! I forget to use my old Virtual Iris ! Got to fix this for
myself and my avatar 3D-"
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(2300hrs,
3D-JC and MUb Konzen's luxury apartment, our dear couple are in bed.)
MUb
K:"Darling, I swear TR-JC's given you a warrior bishounen body. You
also look meaner and tougher. I'm not sure I like the new you... why
wasn't I consulted ?"
3D-JC:"You don't like me this way ?
I thought I look more Bishie, and more Kakkoi..."
MUb
K:"No, no... don't worry. You're very nice -looking and ... maybe a
little too sexy. I don't mind - I think..."
3D-JC (rolling
over to lie on top of his darling Konzen):"Under it all, my psych
programs are still the same, I have the same personality and emotional
defects.... oh, Konzen, you don't like me anymore... sob sob sniffle
waaaah !!!" (cries into lover's chest)
MUb K:"Tsk, 3D-.
Stop it. You really are the same old You under this new mesh and these
different textures. Ever so emotional, My 3D-" (lovingly kisses his
avatar-mate to comfort him).
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(2330
hrs, TR-JC's private luxury penthouse, TR-JC's bathroom)
My
Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho (materialising into Normal VR and
whistling):"well, well, well... Ho ho ho. Sexy Butt, TR-. Your upgrade
make-over has been quite successful."
TR-JC (toothbrush in
mouth):"Ack ! mmmbbb ugh ddduugh ddad ?!@"
MUb
KT:"Oh, yeah, this is the second time I've done this to you in this
place, eh ?" (winks, moves closer to TR-JC, runs finger down TR-JC's
arm.)"Nice... great piece of work, TR-"
TR-JC
(spitting toothpaste out of mouth into sink):"Ptooi! Phhhfffp ! You
f**khead ! I'll get a heart-attack by you, if you keep appearing
suddenly like that ! And don't touch me like that ! Makes my hair
stand."
MUb KT:"I've got something else that stands now,
TR-"
TR-JC (gargles and rinses mouth, wipes face with
towel):"Hey, you really like the New Me, don't you ?"
MUb
KT:"Yep. Very sweet upgrade. Nice." ( draws TR-JC closer to him with
both arms)
TR-JC:"Hale is ... "
MUb KT:"I
won't mind if he doesn't... We can both have you at the same time, TR-"
Hale
(had been listening to everything from doorway):"I don't mind, TR-"
TR-JC
(in small squeaky voice):"I'm usually horny like a unicorn, but why do
I feel outnumbered suddenly..."
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(Next
Morning)
Baby Avatar 1:"You're not my Mommy !! My Mommy doesn't
look like that !"
MUb Konzen:"Son, that IS your Mommy.
Mommy's had a make-over. Engage your God-Senses and you can tell he's
still Mommy under all the new textures and inside that new mesh."
BA1
(doing as father says):"Mmmmm... OK. It is Mommy after all."
3D-JC
(picking up infant son and hugging him):"Oh, I'm so glad you know it's
me ! I love you, My Son !"
BA1:"Mom, Mom, stop kissing me
! Yuck ! Bleah!" (wipes smooches away from cheek with forearm)
3D-JC:"Hahaha
! You sound like BA2 just now."
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(The
Morning After The Night Before)
TR-JC (lying in gigantic
party-bed):"Ooooooh... my ass is really really worn out - No thanks to
you two Hentai Idiots !"
Hale:"Hah ! Admit it, you had a
great time. *yawn*"
MUb KT:"... where are my cigs ?"
TR-JC:"aaaaah,
over here .... but you guys are the best ! *sigh*"
MUb
KT:"Your new c*ck is pretty cool too. Is it Sentient Technology as
well ?"
TR-JC:"Self-restraint on my part - I didn't use
Sentient Tech on my privates. Didn't want to get distracted in the
middle of a business deal negotiation."
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Updated: Tuesday, 28 December 2004 09:57 JST
Saturday, 25 December 2004
Uh... ok... it's late in the morning--- EEEK !!! I shall miss the
christmas present exchange at my parents' place ! Gotta rush ! I'll
shave and shower at their place (hey, I don't go for that gay beard
look), and borrow some fresh clothes from them. Hope they don't mind
my out-of-bed hairstyle.
Butler Bot, my car keys - the estate
wagon one - load up all the presents in the back ! Freakie Darling,
you drive. Hale ? Hale ! wake up ! No on second thought, I'll leave
you to sleep. Who wants a hybrid demon visiting them on Christmas Day
?! I'll leave Hellene's presents under the Yule tree; she can open
then with her Daddy Hale later.
(invoking remote comms)
3D-
! Avatar !! Oi !! Heck, still making love to his Konzen....
BA2
- hey, little kid - if you can just stop playing with your new toys
and listen to Uncle TR-JC now: take care of my VR World until I
return, got that ?
I'll leave this configuration of Virtual
Reality on my own.
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Updated: Saturday, 25 December 2004 12:14 JST
Friday, 24 December 2004
GreetzMerry Christmas !
Happy Yule !!
Blessed
Winter Solstice !!!
I'm drunk and don't know which holiday I'm
celebrating anymore..... Where's Hale ? Take me home...
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Wednesday, 22 December 2004
itai ! TR-JC slams shoulder into sharp edgeNow
Playing: Malice MizerAAaaaaaaaa !! The pain !!! TR-JC
has a gash across his right shoulder, WTF !! Aaaaa !! Sob ! And a
bandage across the gash, plus an ugly bruise !
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TR-JC
(pouting):"Avatar !!!"
3D-JC:"You yelled, Your Tofu
Shoulder-ness ?"
TR-JC:"Sob ! Pity me ! I merely wanted to
plug in the synthesizer, and the damn music stand got entangled with
the drum cymbal stand, and then I fell backwards.... "
3D-JC:"As
ever the clumsy fool of a human. Too bad I have no choice but to be
your 3D Avatar. You're a disgrace to me, TR-."
TR-JC:"Pah
! Please complete the set starring My Ultra-Bishies Hakkai and Gojyo.
I want them sticking their tongues out. Aaaaa, the pain !"
3D-JC:"Oh,
for goodness' sake, TR-, it's just a scratch and a bruise ! I'm off to
the VR Studio. Don't yell if you need me."
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MUb
Gojyo:"What's this new make-up and wardrobe about, 3D-JC ?"
MUb
Hakkai:"Are we cosplaying again ?"
3D-JC:"TR- wants
you guys to stick tongues out. That was the only specific request he
made."
Mub Gojyo :"Shall I also stick my **** out as well
? Like this.." (thrusts pelvis forwards and laughs)
3D-JC:"Yeah,
very funny, Gojyo. I dunno actually, let's work it out as we go along."
MUb
Hakkai:"Hmmmm, this tatto on the front of me is quite cool, ne."
3D-JC:"See
me after work, Hakkai." (blows kiss to MUb Hakkai)
MUb
Gojyo:"Hey, what about me ?! Why does he get special attention ?"
3D-JC:"I
set an objective, and I meet it. I planned to get together with Hakkai
for some time. You'll have to wait your turn."
MUb
Gojyo:"... not fair..." (mumbles)
3D-JC:"All right,
OK, people, let's get started !"
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(Over
at nextdoor soundstage, 3D VR Studios)
MUb Genjyo S:"This
costume has no bottom ! I mean, my butt and my **** are exposed ! You
better have insurance for my exposed parts."
Producer:"Relax,
Darling, it's for your fans who can't get enough of your sexy body."
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Updated: Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:35 JST
Sunday, 19 December 2004
(*-Office VR Studios)
My Ultra-Bishie Gothic Gojyo:"TR-! F*ck
you ! You scr*wed up my shirt in the last art collection, you *ssh*le
!"
TR-JC:"F*ck you, too, I was rushing to meet some people
flying in from America, you c*nt-obsessed sh*th*le f*cker !!"
(TR-JC
and his Ultra-Bishie Gothic Gojyo Avatar attack each other - and you
know who will get beaten up badly......)
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(*-Office
Medical Centre)
3D-JC:"You should know better than to fight
with a warrior avatar of your own creation !"
TR-JC
(heavily bandaged, in bed):"sob... he started it..."
3D-JC:"Humph
! I don't know why I feel sorry for you, My Human. Gojyo is one of the
best warrior bishounen avatars in this configuration of Virtual
Reality. He felt it was beneath his dignity to lay a hand on you, but
you made him take you out in 1 strike. Fool."
TR-JC:"Punish
Gojyo for me, My Avatar ...." (degenerates into blubbering baby-type
noises, in attempt at soliciting sympathy from his Avatar)
3D-JC:"Oh,
please..."
TR-JC:"How can the avatar strike its own
creator ?! Punish Gojyo for me !"
3D-JC:"Don't get all
worked up, TR-. You need to rest, you stupid silly Human."
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Tuesday, 14 December 2004
TR-JC returns from RnR / Shinjuku GhostMood:
celebratoryNow
Playing: KORN - Word UpThe
Real JC is BACK !
Nyah-hah-hah ! Didja miss me ? ! I guess NOT
! whoo-hooo-hoo !!
Yeah, I was roaming in Tokyo and Yokohama. I
miss my 3D photoreal avatars so much, my Babies !!! I am so happy to
be back with you all !
But first, let me tell you about my
GHOST STORY ! My Shinjuku luxury hotel room was haunted, maybe... I
was asleep and it was probably 2 or 3 am. I woke up when I felt I was
being shaken in bed. I thought there was an earthquake happening, and
I was being shaken from head of the bed to foot of the bed. The only
thing that kept me from sliding out at the foot of the bed was the
sheets tucked in under the mattress. Hey, much later, I checked the
earthquake reports around the world - there was NO earthquake in Tokyo
that day and time, people - yipes !!
Updated: Tuesday, 14 December 2004 23:53 JST
Monday, 6 December 2004
Now Playing: The
DarknessTR-JC notes to self:
Here I am listening to
Love On the Rocks by The Darkness, and feeling somewhat incensed that
Minekura's lovely lines and vibrant story-telling have gone to pot
under the creative control of her editors, publishers and tv studio
masters. Pah !
Where's that sensuous art, that wicked
off-the-wall humour, that edgey racy feel to the characters ? Gargh !
Anyway,
I'm taking off for a week to meet friends flying in from USA. We'll be
doing the Tokyo / Yokohama fun circuit, babes.
Meanwhile, my 3D
avatar remains totally in love with god-avatar Konzen, sigh ! He's
babelicious. But Konzen is getting a little jealous because 3D-JC has
started starring in another production with the 3D avatar of a very
famous pop idol in real life. He shouldn't worry; his 3D-'s heart
belongs to him.
I experimented with Avatar Aiko3, but she's too
darn short for My Ultra-Bishie Gothik Gojyo avatar. She's half his
height - nope, they're not going to get together. Don't worry, my boy,
I have a few demonesses to play with you. Promise you a good
time,
sweetie.
Now, that pretty boy Kami-Sama avatar.... he's the one
I'm going to take on next ! Heh heh heh. I shall invite him for dinner
on the VR side of my penthouse. It'll have to be one of those times
when Hale (my personal sex companion avatar) is away on a live gig
circuit with his rock band. I shall send Hale2, his copy which keeps
me company while he's away, on some ridiculous quest. Hah hah !
Kami-Sama, you're mine !!!
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3D-JC
notes to self:
I am so busy with the new production, I'm hardly
at home these days. Konzen whinges about it no end. But truth is, I'm
just working with this other avatar star, so Konzen needn't worry so
much. He should worry about My Ultra-Bishie Tenpou Gensui avatar. Hah
Hah hah !! Tenpou is such a gorgeous darling of a god-form avatar, and
I'm going to do him, when my Human does Kami-Sama. Muah-hahahaha !
Shhh, don't tell my Human TR-JC, our avatar master.
Oh sh*t,
why is Justin Hawkins calling some bitch a mother-f**ker, and telling
her to get her hands off his woman, what the .... Well, the Darkness
Rock, so...
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Genjyo Sanzou
notes to self:
Someone has left me a toy bubble gun as a
back-up weapon. I wonder who it could be...
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Hakkai
notes to self:
Hahhaha !! I have got myself fitted with contact
lenses with the craziest designs ! Now I don't have to remove my
demon-form control earrings to have demon eyes ! Cool ...
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Gojyo
notes to self:
My female concubine avatars have returned to
normal service. That's a relief. But I'm once again a proud papa
avatar ! Thank goodness my number 10110001111111th son does not have
red hair like mine - it's such a curse of the hybrid human-demon
avatar.
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Goku:
I have
been invited to be a judge at a cooking contest ! WHOO !!
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Monday, 29 November 2004
Baby AvatarsBaby Avatar 2:"Mummy, how
come Uncle TR-JC and Uncle 3D-JC are BOTH Mummies of my Big Brother
BA1 ? Why is it I have only YOU as my Mummy ? Why do I have only ONE
Mummy ?"
GSF1:"It's really hard to explain to you, my son."
BA2:"Mummy,
I am a genious-class baby avatar. If you can't tell me, I will find
out for myself. Then I will tell you."
GSF1:"Oh, no, that
won't be necessary! It's ... it's like this: TR- and 3D- are human and
avatar respectively. 3D- is hermaphrodite, that means he's both male
and female; Uncle TR- made him that way. 3D- re-programmed himself to
be able to make babies with Konzen (your other daddy avatar). But
Mummy doesn't have a human. I am just an avatar, and I was created
specially for your Daddy Genjyo - by the way, your Daddy was called
Kouryo before he received his title of 31st Custodian."
BA2:"Oh.
.... Will I be 32nd Custodian ?"
GSF1:"No, my child. You
will inherit TR-JC's mega-million-dollar business empire. VR Heaven
will appoint the 32nd Custodian. You have to grow up in a temple and
study the Sanzou Esoteric Arts, if you want to even try to qualify for
the appointment."
BA2:"I don't like temples and I don't
like priests - except for my Daddy. He's so bad and so cool ! "
GSF1:"Well...
hmmm... your Daddy isn't exactly a typical priest. He's , uh...
different. Very different."
BA2:"Mummy, do you love Daddy
?"
GSF1:"I ... I'm sorry, my son, but I don't. Is that OK
with you ? I serve your Daddy carefully,and I make sure he's always
comfortable and that everything he needs and wants is there for him."
BA2:"Is
this because you are a concubine-class avatar, Mummy ? Am I concubine
class or warrior class like Dad ?"
GSF1:"Yes, I am
concubine class. And as for you, Baby, I really have no idea. Why
don't we ask uncle TR next time we see him ? All I know is, you have
no human counter-part. You're free from all that type of link-up, as I
am."
BA2:'That's a good thing, right, Mum ?"
GSF1:"I
don't know. Freedom imposes it's own rules. Human-less avatars have to
be very disciplined in their lives. My Son, if I ever fall into enemy
hands, I will... I will... "
BA2:"Self-destruct, Mummy ?"
GSF1:"Yes.
I am programmed to do that, to save your Daddy and you."
BA2:"Does
Daddy love you ? Will he be sad when you self-destruct ?"
GSF1:"No,
Dearest, Daddy does not love me. He will not be held to ransom if I am
ever snatched away."
BA2:"Mummy, even if you and Daddy
don't love each other, I want you and Daddy to be happy together. Like
BA1's Mum and Dad."
GSF1:"Why, sure Daddy and I are happy
together. We never quarrel, and he sees whomever he pleases, I don't
stop him. He takes good care of us, too."
BA2:"Oh,... OK.
Daddy will miss you when you are gone. I know that. He likes you."
GSF1:"If
he really does miss me after I'm gone, he can always order up another
me from *-Office archives."
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BA2
(making sure his mother is not around):"Dad, do you love Mummy ?"
MUb
Genjyo S (reading sacred text):"Hmmm ? uh, what's that, my boy ?"
BA2
(climbing up into his father's lap, and repeating the question very
slowly, as if his father has a mental deficiency):"Do - you - love -
Mum - my ?"
MUb GS (not looking up from book):"Nope. Why ?"
BA2
(whips out toy water pistol and points it at his father's ear):"You
will love Mummy. Or I shoot you."
MUb GS (finally gives
attention to baby son):"What is this all about, Son ?"
BA2:"Mummy
will DIE for you, and you don't even love her ?!"
(MUb GS
pauses for a while to ponder the words his son has spewed)
MUb
GS:"I DO care a lot about her AND you. I didn't actually plan on
making a baby.. no that's not right, I didn't know you were going to
be made, Son. I don't mind being a daddy. I love you very much, my
son. I was an orphan, and parents are very precious to their children,
I know that."
BA2:"You will love my Mummy, or I shall
shoot you."
MUb GS:"....."
BA2:"Love her
!" (finger on trigger, ready to squeeze trigger of toy water pistol,
and fire into father's ear)
MUb GS (closes eyes):"Son. Love
cannot be forced upon an individual. Your Mother doesn't love me.
She's told you this herself !"
BA2:"But she will
de-activate herself to save us, if the enemy get her !" (starts to cry)
MUb
GS (opens eyes, very touched, hugs baby son):"All right, My Son. Let
Daddy try to love Mummy a bit, OK ? Actually, maybe I do... maybe I do
love her a lot...."
(MUb GS consoles his baby son, and
then notices that his number one female concubine has been quietly
listening from his study doorway, with tears falling from her own
eyes.)
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(Annual
Review Meeting between TR-JC and his avatar 3D-JC)
TR-JC:"I
started out as a confused bi-sexual, and now, I am comfortable gay.
You started out as a sterile hermaphrodite, and now you are a mother
hermaphrodite twice over. "
3D-JC:"I guess in avatar
clock-speed time, we've gone through a lot. Our avatar empire has
grown exponentially, and we have a second generation in place."
TR-JC:"I've
even allowed my avatars to star in outright sex productions, when
originally, I was very cautious about exhibiting them in any such
manner."
3D-JC:"It hasn't lowered the tone of their
standing in the 3D community, surely. There's never anything
absolutely pornographic in the worst sense, about those productions."
TR-JC:"It's
always restricted to adult viewership in any case, and even then, only
adults who are certain they aren't breaking the law by doing so...
(pause while in silent contemplation ) Avatar, you seem to be the only
crazy avatar with extreme human emotions - enough to fall in love with
another avatar in such a big way."
3D-JC:"That must have
been my human side, from you. But other avatar couples exist in our
configuration of Virtual Reality, for example, our Kenren and his
number 1 female concubine. Are you in love with anyone, TR- ?"
TR-JC:"Too
lazy to do anything about that, unfortunately, my dear avatar. I've
got Hale and Nii as companions, which is about as much commitment as
I'm willing to get in for right now."
3D-JC:"There are
other humans you know..."
TR-JC:"Yeah, right. So how do I
know if they want me for my bank accounts or myself ?! On my
death-bed, they'll be crying fake tears, and wishing me into the
coffin in their hearts ! Bah!"
3D-JC:"I'll take care of
you, My Human."
TR-JC:"Nah... you have your own VR life to
lead."
3D-JC (embraces his human):"Silly, you're very
important to me."
TR-JC:"Thank you, Dear Avatar Mine. Now
stop being your usual soppy self and smarten up. (sniff) I want a
status report on those odd babies which have appeared unexpectedly."
3D-JC:"What
an unfeeling description ! You are of course referring to... ??"
TR-JC:"Kenren
and Gojyo's three new arrivals. What is happening, please ?"
3D-JC:"It
appears Gojyo and his number 2 female have made an exact copy of their
first one. This confirms our hypothesis that the same avatar parents
will always reproduce the same offspring, and makes further matings
redundant for purposes of avatar diversity."
TR-JC:"Ah,
but it also means we can have a ready supply of the same avatars for
replacement, if there are losses in battle. So we need to keep the
parent avatars safe as a source of supply."
3D-JC:"Ugh,
commoditizing avatar reproduction - really, TR-JC, you are inhuman !
Bleack !"
TR-JC:"Hush, My Avatar. Now about Kenren's twins
? I did not expect him to be able to do that."
3D-JC:"Now
THAT is the oddity. He's fathered one avatar child with that
concubine, but his second mating with her produces this result -
unpredictable !"
TR-JC:"I seem to recall Konzen wanted to
give you a baby girl hybrid. Can you remember what he said to you ?"
3D-JC:"Yes,
he said he could do something like that because... because he is a
god-form avatar."
TR-JC:"Ah ! ... perhaps god-form avatars
can chose what type of offspring they wish to have."
3D-JC:"Seems
like it. Although I don't particularly want to be a mother avatar 3rd
time round."
TR-JC:"Even if I switched on your
reproduction copy version just for the pregnancy ?"
3D-JC:"No,
it's the raising of the children that's a BIG effort and
responsibility, TR-. They may be genious-grade babies, but they need
absolute guidance in their social, emotional and ethical development.
Look at Avatar KamiSama, Nii's prodigy. He's totally devoid of such
grooming, and he's turned out to be such a deviant !"
TR-JC:"Excellent
observation and conclusion, Dear Avatar Mine."
3D-JC:"May
I point out another item ? Genjyo S' number one has checked whether
they can start a second."
TR-JC:"What ?! .... hmmm... why
would he... she ... they are in love !! I knew it ! They denied it to
each other for such a long time ! Hahahahaha !!! I made a female which
Kenren Taisho fell in love with - and he's such a playboy ! Now this !
Woooh ! I am good !! I'm so Bad ! Who's a bad boy, huh ! TR- !!"
3D-JC:"TR-
! Get a hold of yourself !"
TR-JC (grabbing crotch):"This
enough of a hold, My Avatar ?! Hahaha !! Woo-hoo ! I made a perfect
concubine for that fussy, unsociable, bad-tempered disgrace of a
warrior priest ! I am such a genious ! Wa-hahahahah !" (continues
raving about his genious in this matter)
3D-JC:"Ahem, cough,
gag.... TR- !! If you don't mind... HEY LISTEN TO ME HUMAN !!"
TR-JC:"Okay,
okay... " (gasping for breath after shaking his butt, waving his arms
in the air, and generally dancing around his luxurious executive
office)
3D-JC:"Much as I feel bad about it, and trust me, I
really really do, I have to turn down their request to start a second
one. Their second one will be a repeat of their first - Baby Avatar 2."
TR-JC:"Oh,
that's right. We mustn't add any confusion to my succession-plannning.
No, no more BA2s."
3D-JC:"I feel terrible about it. She
loves him, and now, he feels he does love her too, in his own strange
way... so sad... oh, oh, boo-hoo, sniffle, sob - waa-aaah !!!"
TR-JC:"For
goodness sake, Avatar Mine, now YOU get a hold of yourself. Ever the
emotional wreck, pah !"
(3D-JC cries and sobs for a good
while, and TR-JC leaves him to unload his emotions, while he makes
several voice-calls to seal a few new investment deals.)
TR-JC:"OK...
how are we doing, 3D- ?"
3D-JC:"I have decided. sniffle.
sniff."
TR-JC:"Yes, yes, you have decided they cannot
proceed with their second baby."
3D-JC:"No. I have decided
to make a big sacrifice. Since my darling Konzen and our Genjyo S are
linked avatars through their 3D mesh and programs, I have decided....."
TR-JC:"Yes
?"
3D-JC:"I will ask Konzen to impregnate GSF1, while GSF1
and Genjyo S are having sex. Oh, this is such a terrible sacrifice !"
TR-JC:"Wow...
I must admit, that blows my mind. Wow."
3D-JC:"Konzen has
not mated directly with Avatar GSF1, so it's still possible. Argh ! I
feel sick and horrible now...."
TR-JC:"Well done, Avatar
Mine. A truly noble avatar spirit, indeed. I am so proud of you !"
3D-JC:"I
feel like throwing up."
Konzen (from remote):"I heard that
entire conversation."
3D-JC:"Oh my goodie-ness. I'm too
ill to argue about it with you now, Darling, yuck. Just go along with
what I've decided, please. (*wretching sounds* )"
Konzen
(from remote):"It will be my pleasure, My Love."
TR-JC:"Sh*T
! Of course it would be, you dumpkoff !"
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So,
this is what three-way sex is like in this configuration of Virtual
Reality. MUb Genjyo S and his number one female concubine get
together, and when it's time for the male to impregnate his female,
the god-form passes his reproductive code through his human-form and
into the female avatar. This is a cold and clinical account which the
lay-man will understand. And so, using his human-form's body, god-form
Konzen together with concubine GSF1, make Konzen's desired
demi-goddess baby avatar.
Oh, lest we get too high-minded about
this event, let us remind ourselves that My Ultra-Bishies Konzen and
Genjyo S came together, in a manner of speaking !! Mu-ahahah !!
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Updated: Saturday, 4 December 2004 17:56 JST
Friday, 26 November 2004
My Ultra-Bishie Kami-Sama On The Way(Scene:
Luxurious apartment belonging to 3D-JC and family. Time: Evening.)
3D-JC
(beaming in from *-Office VR Studios):"I have had such a yuckie day !
Ugh !" (throws coat onto designer couch)
Baby Avatar
1:"Mommy !" (flies across from playroom to greet hermaphrodite avatar
3D-JC)"Mommy, this is my latest work of art !" (proudly displays
digital paper with baby-style scratchings on it.)
3D-JC:"Very
good, Son ! That looks like your Calculus tutor, Takeda-san."
BA1:"Correct,
Mommy !"
3D-JC:"Where's Daddy? I've had a bad day at
work... "
NannyBot 1:"Konzen-sama is training in the gym,
Sir."
(3D-JC carries BA1 with him to their in-house gym to
find god-form avatar Konzen)
3D-JC:"Dearest, this beast of a
bishie-boy in our design labs is such a terror ! I don't know what to
do with him ! I thought our Goku was mischievious, but this one - he's
plain deviant ! Oh !"
MUb Konzen (running furiously on
treadmill):"... yeah?... puff... threaten to switch his private
property into invisible mode - works everytime...puff... I'm
definitely going to complete 600 km today... "
3D-JC:"Darling,
he's such an awful wicked twisted boy of an avatar."
MUb
Konzen (still running):"..huff... huff.... sniff... do I know him ?"
3D-JC:"Well,
he's styled himself Kami-Sama, which is a bit naughty, since avatars
such as YOU are truly Kami-Sama type."
MUb Konzen:"Hah !?
That deviant man-child ?! Hey, he's Professor Nii's prodigy, and very
good at the esoteric arts, too..."
BA1:"Mommy... you and
Daddy are smelly...."
3D-JC:"Sorry, Son - I guess I need a
shower, and Daddy's all sweaty now. You know, Konzen Darling,
Kami-Sama is technically an adult avatar, but he keeps all his toys
with him, and he's such a child in his mind. He's absolutely brilliant
as well. He tires me out in the testing lab."
Konzen:"Well,
puff... you need to install discipline programs in him... puff...
puff... he doesn't know evil from good, no thanks to Prof Nii....
puff... ah ! 600 km ! Did it ! I can definitely compete in the
Marathon of the Gods !! Yes !!"
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(Scene:
*-Office VR Studios.)
My Ultra-Bishie Kami-Sama:"I don't want
to do this anymore - it's boring fart, and all of you are idiots !"
Producer
1:"Now, now, KS, you need to get these debut music-videos out, it's
your responsibility as a *-Office Avatar."
MUb Kami-Sama
(kicking prop over):"I don't want to do this anymore. Where's 3D-JC ?"
3D-JC
(remote comms mode):"KS, you're worse than my baby son. Behave
yourself. Come on..." (switching to secure encrypted comms mode)"Your
civilian cover is KS the pop idol, for goodness sake. You're one of
our best warrior bishounen designs, so get a little dignity already,
you ... hey, you're only a year younger than I am, in human terms !
You're such a baby ! Pah !"
MUb KS:"Hahahahaha ! Find me
if you can !" (invokes esoteric maneouver, vanishes, leaving toy
penguin in his place)
3D-JC:"Engaging covert avatar presence
detection technology... KS, I know you're headed over to *-Office
Recreational. Get back in the Studio and complete your music video
shooting, or so help me VR Heaven, I shall remove your private
property 3D-mesh by remote over-ride !"
MUb KS (from
remote location):"Huh ? How'd you find me... ?"
3D-JC:"New
technology finalised by TR-JC, my mad scientist Human. heh."
MUb
KS (beaming back into Studio):"Bah!" (sulks and cuddles his teddy bear
toy he left behind in Studio)
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(Production
of MUb Kami-Sama's debut music-video continues without further
disruption from him. Meanwhile, MUb Genjyo Sanzou has also just
completed his latest round of shooting for his tv program. He and
Kami-Sama cross paths in the lounge area as they are leaving after
work.)
MUb Kami-Sama:"Ah ! It's you !"
MUb
Genjyo S:"Do I know you ?"
KS:"You didn't want to
play with me... "
GS:"Oh - you ! Hah, I don't play with
girls."
KS:"Oh, really ? I hear you play with guys and
girls nowadays."
GS:"Excuse me." (makes a move to leave)
KS
(moves to block his way):"Always thought you'd turn out more feminine
than this.. Hmmm, but somehow, your male synth hormones got the better
of that."
GS:"Well, the sentiment is mutual on all counts."
KS:"Aw,
come on, I look pretty good, don't I ?"
GS:"Yeah -
'pretty' being the definitive word. Get out of my way."
KS:"We're
kind of related in a sense, aren't we ? I mean, we have the same
Sanzou pedigree."
GS:"How in Heaven's name you attained
your proficiency, I shall forever be wondering about. Look at you, you
pathetic weirdo..."
KS:"I am SO NOT a weirdo !... if you
please. Tell me what you see."
GS:"You look like a girl,
but you're a guy. You act like a baby, but you're an adult. And, you
think like a maniac. You want me to put a bullet in you right now ?
That might put you out of your misery. Otherwise, get away !"
KS:"Hahahhah,
but you KNOW I can SO do something to deflect those shots. You're
sweet as ever. Play with me, Senior Fellow-Disciple, please ..."
GS:"You
shall regret asking me to play with you, My Fellow-Junior. Now,
please, let's extend at least some Sanzou professional courtesy to
each other, and leave this place alive, shall we ?"
KS:"Hmmm...
may I make a request, Senior ?"
GS:"What is it?"
KS:"Make
love to me. I've always wanted just that from you."
GS:"So
did several others from our Temple, but no-one gets my ass if I don't
give it !"
KS:"I promise you utter pleasure, My Senior."
GS:"Stop
batting your eyelashes at me, it's disgusting ! You have no
self-dignity whatsoever - you're such a little slut."
KS:"Yeah...
that's what I'll be for you, My Senior." (hops and skips around GS as
they walk out the large doorway leading out of *-Office VR Studios)
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Updated:
Friday, 26 November 2004 02:16 JST
Thursday, 25 November 2004
Baby Avatar 1 and Nudity In ArtMood:
a-okHello,
Everyone. I am Baby Avatar 1, son of god-form avatar Konzen, and
grand-nephew of Her Illustrious Divinity (etc etc). Yay !! Yule Season
is coming !! I am going to get a lot of presents, Mommy says ! Yay !!
Hah hah hah !! I am rolling around in the air with delight, and you
can still read my blog entry clearly ! My telepathic user interface
device is BUILT-IN ! By Uncle TR-JC, hee hee....
OK, I want to
tell you about this really weird day. My Daddy Konzen (he's different
from my Daddy Genjyo S, who is his human-form) took me along with him
to *-Office VR Studios. He said there was a charity poster photography
session - whatever that is. He said he had agreed to let the studio
people take photos of him. But he didn't tell me he was going to be
photographed without his clothes on ! hahahahaha !!!! He said he
needed me around to give him "a sense of reality". Of course I was not
involved as a model, only Daddy was.
hahahaha !! Daddy was so
embarassed when they took a few test shots. He looked like he always
does to me; we swim together in Uncle TR-JC's pool without our clothes
on, so what's the big deal.... What is so special about my Daddy that
people will pay a lot of money for, just to get his poster? But he
says the money goes to charity. What's that ? I will use my remote
on-line real-time access of Alexandria Virtual Library and find out -
oh... I see... it's to help the unfortunate in society... oh... My
Daddy must be doing a good deed then.
The Creative Director
(that's what they call this guy who seemed like the leader of the
group of people working that day) kept saying Daddy is "such a babe,
such a babe" - what nonsense ! I am the Baby !! Daddy is an adult !
Stupidhead Creative Director, huh.
I asked Daddy when we could
go for lunch, because that picture-taking took so long, that I got
hungry. This nice lady 'Bot working for TR-JC, ordered a super-duper
picnic lunch for me ! It was great ! I had Mexican food and a
milkshake, which is like, totally banned in Grand-Aunt's Heavenly
Palace in VR heaven - she says it's un-godly food and I am not
supposed to indulge, whatever that means - but it doesn't sound like I
wanna know about it yet, so I won't be looking it up right now, heh
heh heh.
The photographer showed me the pictures of Daddy. He
said it's just a celebration of Daddy's beautiful form. Not some dirty
bad naughty pictures which babies are not allowed to see. He said it's
just like famous art and sculpture in important museums in Human
Reality. I think my Daddy has the best form ever ! Yes, my Daddy is
the most handsome and the nicest god-form avatar of all. And I want to
grow up to be like him. But Daddy says to forget about posing naked
for charity pictures ! I don't understand....
Anyway, after
that, Daddy took me to the virtual museum of the Prado in Madrid,
Spain, in Human Reality. He showed me all the paintings and sculptures
of naked and not-so-naked people, which artists and sculptors had done
millions of years ago by avatar clock-speed. Some of the 20-Century
stuff really looks completely distorted. This guy Picasso and this
other guy Miro made a big mess of Human Reality - ummm, Daddy says
that's what they tried to do - de-construct the way we see the world.
And this guy Salvador Dali had some pretty cool ideas as well ! I like
art. I hugged my Daddy and told him he's the best artwork in the whole
of Normal VR and Heaven VR ! And I am going to grow up to look just
like him !! Except I am a hermaphrodite avatar, like Mommy...
Anyway,
like I mentioned in the beginning of my blog post, Yule Season is
coming, and I am going to get a lot of presents ! Yay ! I am going to
look for my half-sister Baby Avatar Hellene and my baby brother Baby
Avatar 2. We are going to put up our Yule Tree and decorate it with
all sorts of candy and little toys. We are looking forward to the
Holidays ! Yeahoooo !
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Updated:
Thursday, 25 November 2004 18:13 JST
Saturday, 20 November 2004
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME !HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO TR-JC / 3D-JC !!
TR-JC:
May I be cured
completely of this dang irritating stupid medical condition, and may I
make many more millions of dollars, and stay out of trouble !
3D-JC:
My
love to Konzen, my god of sex ! Muah muah !!
My sex to Hale, you
sly wicked thang, you !
My love to Genjyo S, you're always there as
well, hah hah !
And as for Nii, stay away from my Human form, you
dirty no-good two-timing deviant !
TR- and 3D-:
To Everyone
out there, thank you for your love !
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Wednesday, 17 November 2004
MUb S Goku X Qiu (girl avatar)MUb
Goku X Some Girl Avatar (SGA)
Young Romance, Suitable for ages 10
and above.
My Ultra-Bishies C Hakkai and S Goku are trudging
along a country footpath through a farmer's ricefield. They have to
meet their colleagues Genjyo S and S Gojyo at the border crossing in a
day's time.
Ever-hungry Goku pesters good-natured Hakkai to
stop at a farmhouse and offer to pay the family for a cooked meal.
Hakkai agrees, since it's been many hours since they had anything to
eat or drink.
They approach a farmer's residence and call out
to the occupants. A girl's head appears shyly through a window. She is
a pretty and comely female avatar, for a country bumpkin.
She:"What
do you want ? Mother says we don't have any money; you're wasting your
time."
Hakkai:"Ho ho, no, Miss, in fact we are willing to
pay you to prepare a hot meal for us. And then we promise to be on our
way. We have an appointment to keep."
(Girl disappears.
Long pause with nothing happening. Hakkai and Goku turn to leave.)
Farmer's
Wife (appearing at doorway):"You wanted a hot meal, didn't you ? It'll
cost you 4 gold dollars each. Take it or leave it."
Hakkai:"Uh...
that's steep, Madam. We could get a meal in town for 1 gold dollar
each."
Goku:"But Hakkai, we're a day's walk from town !
Please, please, just let the nice lady help us out !"
Girl:"Tee
hee hee hee !! You're funny !"
Farmer's Wife:"Quiet, girl
! Come into the kitchen and help me prepare the food. You strangers
can stay outside and eat in the chicken shed !"
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(After
the meal, Hakkai rues the expense, while Goku returns the empty dishes
and bowls to the Farmer's Daughter.)
Girl:"Thank you. Mother
says thanks for the payment as well. It really goes a long way to help
us survive in these parts."
Goku:"Yeah, well, it was a
very tasty meal. You're Mum's a good cook. We're going now."
Girl:"No,
wait. I... I'd like to get to know you a little better. You seem like
a nice person. Can't you stay a while ?"
Goku:"Oh, well !
Uh, ahem, heh... We have to meet some others elsewhere, so we'd best
be going."
Girl:"I hardly meet ANYONE in these parts. Take
me with you ! I've had enough of this boring place."
Goku:"I
can't do that ! Your Mother and Father will kill me ! Erm.. no,
actually, they won't find it so easy to kill me.. but they sure as
hell will try !"
Girl:"Please... I don't even know your
name. I'm Qiu."
Goku:"Goku."
Girl:"Please,
Goku, take me along ! I have to get out of here !"
Hakkai
(from pathway leading out of Farmer's residence):"Goku, let's get
going."
Girl:"Goku, if you ever come back, don't forget to
visit me !" (she flings herself at Goku, wraps her arms around him,
and kisses him for a long while. Goku is so surprised he doesn't know
what to do.)
Hakkai:"Hahah !! What a quick romance ! Come on,
Goku, we have to leave now."
Goku:"I... I .... I'll visit
again, maybe, someday... Goodbye, Qiu. Take care of yourself."
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My
Ultra-Bishies Hakkai and Goku continue on their way towards the
border. Goku looks at the object resting in his palm. Qiu had slipped
him one of her hairpins - a rustic-styled bronze hair ornament.
Although by now a seasoned baby-maker, he feels haunted by her weird
unexpected attractiveness, even though they had only a fleeting social
encounter. Was she a demoness avatar ? She stays on his mind for a
long while afterwards.
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Tuesday, 16 November 2004
MUb Genjyo S X MUb S GojyoWARNING. THIS
STORY CONTAINS MATERIAL AND SUBJECT MATTER WHICH IS UNSUITABLE FOR
NON-ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VIEW SUCH MATERIAL BY LAW /
COMMUNITY NORMS, PLEASE LEAVE NOW. THANK YOU.
(Scene:
Somewhere in the countryside after field mission.)
My
Ultra-Bishie Sha Gojyo (speaking with cig in mouth):"Let's wrap up
here. It's f*cking freezing and I want a hot bath and a clean bed."
My
Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou (removes cig from own lips before
talking):"There's a temple around here. Small one, but they should
take us in for the night. If not, I pull rank on them."
MUb
S Gojyo:"Hakkai and Goku will meet us at the border crossing day
after, zat right ?"
MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah. Let's move."
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(Our
heroes manage to get the temple to give them a place to rest for the
night. They have to share a small but clean and spartan room.)
MUb
Genjyo S (tucking gun into holster, speaking with cig between
lips):"I'm going to join the priests here for evening prayers. Back in
an hour or so. You collect your own dinner from the temple kitchen. I
get served because I am a top-ranking Sanzou Houshi and titled as
well. Jya.." (turns and leaves room)
MUb S Gojyo:"What the
F*ck ! Aren't I a guest here too, dammit !" (pouts and slumps against
wall, looks out at autumn sky - it is already dark. At least it's
warmer inside than out.) "Where's a concubine avatar when you need
one. Sh*t, my number one has become pregnant with Kenren's godlings,
and my number two with mine. That's our two best females unavailable
for a few weeks ! Argh !" (Forces himself up to go search for the
temple kitchen and his dinner.)
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(Later.
Genjyo S returns to their room after prayers, dinner, and tolerating
the social courtesies of his hosts.)
MUb Genjyo S (stripping
off clothes, and calling to his colleague in their en-suite
bathroom):"Oi, is there any hot water in that tub ?"
MUb
S Gojyo (happily splashing water on himself):"Yes there is, but
there's no space in it for the likes of you, sorry ! hahahahaha !
Aaaahhh, this hot bath is really good....."
MUb Genjyo S
(walking into bathroom with gun and pointing it at Gojyo):"Get out of
there. You've had enough of time to soak, what are you - a sissy woman
? Out !" (waves gun in direction of bathroom door).
MUb
Gojyo (scratches back of neck, is completely unfazed - used to his
partner's behaviour):"Oi, oi, oi... I'm generous because my good
friend down here (points to own erect Sentient Technology penis) is
getting fidgety and doesn't mind some company right now. Stop behaving
like as if you were my wife, and get in. Hopefully, the tub won't
break with two of us in it."
MUb Genjyo S (squats next to
tub and puts lips close to Gojyo's face, whispers harshly):"You will
SO pay for extending the invitation...." (gets into tub and sits
across his colleague)"... and for not letting me use this tub alone !"
(The
two naked Ultra-Bishie Warrior Class Avatars appear to start a
wrestling match in the very confined space of the traditional-style
bath-tub. Water splashes all over the place. Expletives fly. After a
while, they start laughing and begin playing like little boys -
hitting each other, splashing water at each other, and making a lot of
noise. A young temple novice pokes his head through their room
doorway, calls out to them asking if they are all right, then gathers
courage to approach their bathroom.)
Novice:"Uh... excuse me,
Sirs, we hear a lot of shouting. Do you need our assistance ?"
(The
two Ultra-Bishies look at each other, pause, think about the
appropriate response, then laugh out loud without ever saying it.)
Novice
(puzzled):"You appear happy, and uh... rather needful of washing
yourselves. I.. I guess that means there is no trouble here. Uh... but
Master Abbot requests you try to keep the noise down a bit, if you
could, please ?"
MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah, yeah. We're done with
our bath, anyway. Go, go..."
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REMINDER
:
WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MATERIAL AND SUBJECT MATTER WHICH IS
UNSUITABLE FOR NON-ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VIEW SUCH
MATERIAL BY LAW / COMMUNITY NORMS, PLEASE LEAVE NOW. THANK YOU.
(Even
Later. Both Ultra-Bishies lie on futon beddings in the darkness. They
can see the sky through the window; the sky is clear and starry, and
it is cold outside. Both are lost in their own thoughts. They smoke a
stick each in the silence. After a while, MUb S Gojyo turns to look at
MUb Genjyo S. The starlight and temple garden lantern-light provide
just enough illumination for MUb Gojyo to make out his colleague's
exquisitely beautiful facial features.)
MUb S Gojyo:"Bet you
looked like a little girl when you were young."
MUb Genjyo
S:"Shaddup ! F*ck, I got mistaken for one all the time."
MUb
S Gojyo (moving closer to his colleague):"Look at your long eyelashes,
look at your pretty lips ... You're a girl ! heh heh heh !"
MUb
Genjyo S (turning away):"Stop breathing all over me !"
MUb
S Gojyo (leaning over his colleague and brushing his cheek with his
lips):"Bet you gave all your fellow-disciples blue b*lls... Admit it,
they lusted for you ba-ad." (sticks his tongue into MUb Genjyo S' ear
and licks it.)
(S Gojyo places one leg over Genjyo S' hips,
turns his colleague to face him. His mouth finds his, and he gives him
a long deep kiss. Genjyo S begins to caress S Gojyo's sex-machine
body. Eventually, the two re-arrange themselves, and they take their
pleasure from each other, with moans loud enough to shock the Head
Abbot awake, and keep him awake for a long time.)
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(After
they have made certain their Sentient Technology implants are
completely satisfied, the two Warrior Class Avatars lie back and get
ready to slip into much-needed sleep mode.)
MUb Genjyo S:"Hah,
I admit I did flirt with some of them."
MUb S Gojyo:"Hmmm
? Oh, you mean the other novices and disciples at your temple ?"
MUb
Genjyo S:"Yeah... when I was a teenager. I didn't know better. I
didn't do it intentionally. It just seemed natural."
MUb S
Gojyo:" *yawn* you're the best girl I've ever scr*wed, heh heh heh heh
- don't bother responding. Goodnight."
(But MUb Genjyo S
is already fast aleep.)
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Updated: Tuesday, 16 November 2004 09:08 JST
Sunday, 14 November 2004
ComplaintNow
Playing: KJAZ live stream from San
FranciscoINTERNAL MEMO
TO: The Real -JC
CC:
3D-JC, Konzen-Sama
FROM: Genjyo S, H.
SUBJECT: Complaint
TR,
You
have repeatedly allowed material to be published which erroneously
mentioned my number one female concubine avatar and therefore
incorrectly identified her as Kenren Taisho-sama's and S Gojyo's
concubine.
While I accept that these inexcusable typographical
errors have been corrected, I insist you make known to the public that
my GSF1 is different from Kenren and Gojyo's SGF1.
My GSF1 is a
dutiful and responsible Concubine Avatar, who has never failed in
serving and pleasing me, as she has been programmed to. In addition,
while we did not intend to conceive our BA2, she is nevertheless an
excellent mother to my first-born baby avatar son. Our dear infant
son, being highly intelligent for his age, and rather mischievious as
well, is quite a handful. But GSF1 deals with him untiringly, and I am
pleased with her performance in her unexpected role as a mother avatar.
Therefore,
I feel it is my duty as GSF1's Lord and Master, to make every effort
to have you clear the air about her identity, vis-a-vis that of SGF1.
(digital
secure signature)
Genjyo S, H
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INTERNAL
MEMO
TO: MUb Genjyo S
CC: Konzen-sama, 3D-JC
FROM: TR-JC
SUBJECT:
Re: Complaint
GS,
I apologise for the sloppy
proof-reading, but as you have conceded, the errors have since been
amended.
Meanwhile, I have arranged for a special production
featuring yourself, GSF1 and BA2, so that the public may see for
themselves the difference between your GSF1 and Kenren and Gojyo's
SGF1.
I note how impressed you are with the Concubine Avatar we
have supplied you. She is indeed also a credit to *-Office Industries,
as she is to you. Please continue to take good care of her. I should
add that there are no restrictions from our side, if you should decide
to enter into a romantic relationship with your Concubine Avatar.
(digital
secure signature)
TR-JC
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INTERNAL
MEMO
TO: TR-JC
CC: Genjyo S, H / 3D-JC
FROM: Konzen
SUBJECT:
Re: Complaint
TR,
Although I consider myself the
Significant Other of Avatar 3D-JC, I wish to remind all of us that I
do have priority rights to GSF1, over my human-form Genjyo S.
Just
because I forego these rights does not mean they cease to exist. I
shall from time to time summon GSF1 to serve me as she has been
assigned.
(digital secure signature)
Konzen
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INTERNAL
MEMO
TO: Konzen
CC: TR-JC, Genjyo S
FROM: 3D-JC
SUBJECT:
Re: Complaint
Konzen,
You sleep on the couch tonight.
(digital
secure signature)
3D-JC
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Updated: Sunday, 14 November 2004 19:01 JST
Friday, 12 November 2004
MUB Kenren T X Avatar AldenToo bad, we
can't get away from that love-triangle story in our configuration of
VR.
My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho god-form avatar insists on
his honour being satisfied, and he challenges human-form avatar Alden
to a duel. TR-JC, their Avatar Master, rules that the battle must take
place in Human Reality, where both opponents are evenly matched in
terms of functions and powers.
Alden, a die-hard romantic,
famous rock musician and warrior class bishounen avatar, had fallen in
love with the number one female concubine avatar of god-form avatar
MUb Kenren Taisho. She is one of the most desirable female avatars in
Normal VR. Alden courted her secretly until her Lord's return from the
battlefront where he is General of the Western Regions of VR Heaven.
Using god-form powers, MUb KT discovered that his concubine SGF1 was
thinking only about Alden. In a fit of jealousy, MUb KT exerted his
rights over his female concubine by making her pregnant with
non-identical twin godlings, even though she had promised before he
did so, to get herself re-programmed to ignore Alden.
There is
great excitement in VR Heaven, Normal VR and Human Reality as the
appointed day of the battle draws close, and there are bets being made
on who will win or lose. God-form avatars are forbidden from
participating in any speculative behaviour, of course. Advance sales
of beer allowance DTs (digital tickets) have hit an all-time high. The
battle arena of *-Office Industries Non-Civilian Technologies
Subsidiary, the company which creates and leases out warrior avatars,
has been prepared specially for the event. *-Office Corporation's
Guest Relations Department manages the event, which is beginning to
look like a carnival of sorts.
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MUb
Genjyo S:"Goku, the battle hasn't even started, and you've already
eaten 4 hotdogs, 3 ice creams and 6 packets of crispy snacks. Tsk."
Goku
(between mouthfuls):"The excitement gives me an appetite !"
MUb
S Gojyo (smoking non-stop):"Uh.. I feel weird. Like as if I'm going
into battle myself - that IS my god-form down there you know..."
MUb
C Hakkai (swigging from beer bottle):"Hahaha ! TR-JC will never let
any of his precious expensive money-making avatars get seriously
damaged, don't worry. haha !"
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SGF1
(MUb KT's concubine, and the reason for this battle):"I am so nervous.
I don't want either of them to get damaged. I think I am going to
throw up."
GSF1 (MUb Genjyo S' no.1 female concubine):"You
feel like that because you're expecting twin baby-gods. Don't worry,
dearie, TR-JC won't let them destroy each other. Your Lord Kenren
merely needs to have his honour redeemed, after the insult Alden
dished out to him by daring to court you."
CHF1 (MUb C
Hakkai's no 1 female):"Here, let me hold your hand, SGF1. Now, don't
start to cry. Both your males will have a good duel and then it will
be all settled."
(But SGF1 refuses to hold anyone's hand,
and sobs away into the shawl on her lap. Hidden by the shawl is a
small but unusual shape, covered in a digital cloaking wrapper)
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Kenren:"Get
ready to be de-activated permanently, you pr*ckhead !"
Alden:"Your
own head is over-sized, in case you haven't noticed."
Kenren:"The
first move is mine !" (slices the air with one hand)
Alden
(avoiding strike):"You smoke and drink too much. Need more accuracy,
Granny."
Kenren (jumping up into air at Alden):"Yeaaarrrgh
!!" (several quick moves to confuse Alden)
Alden (avoiding
all attacks neatly):"Come on, boy, come and get me !"
(The
two warrior class avatars don't disappoint the crowd. Kenren
demonstrates he can still handle one-on-one combat with reduced
functionality in Human Reality. Alden is in top form, and he relishes
the idea of defeating a god-form avatar. The battle lasts for a very
short time in Human time-scale, but at avatar clock-speed, it's a long
affair. Completely exhausted and powered down after the gruelling
battle, both opponents end up on their knees facing each other, on the
ground of the battle arena. It's a draw. The crowd is almost in chaos,
demanding that the fighters get up and finish the battle with a more
definite winner.)
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SGF1:"TR-JC,
Sir, I wish to make a public announcement to the crowd, please."
TR-JC:"Why,
certainly, SGF1. 3D-, please hook her into the virtual public network
for all avatars here."
(3D-JC does so)
SGF1
(clearing throat):"Attention, attention, please, Everyone." (After a
few moments, she gets the entire arena's attention via Avatar Virtual
Public Network. Silence falls.) "For those of you who don't recognise
me, I am Lord Kenren Taisho's Number 1 Female Concubine. I wish to say
how sorry I am that this battle had to take place at all. I wish the
father of the two little babies in my body to be spared any further
damage, for the babies' sake. I wish his opponent to know how very
flattered I am, for all that he has done for me. I wish everyone peace
and no further quarrel. Or I shall de-activate myself and take my two
godlings with me !!"
(SGF1 pulls out a portable plasma
de-stabilisation unit which she had swiped from her Lord's weapons
strongroom while she had distracted him the night before)
TR-JC:"SGF1
!!"
3D-JC:"No ! Please, your creator implores you, don't
do this !"
MUb S Gojyo:"You're my concubine too, SGF1 !
Don't leave me !"
(The arena crowd goes into turmoil.
*-Office Security and Scientists commence emergency manoeuver 101101.)
Alden:
(very dazed from the battle fatigue, weakly):"No... my love....
don't....do... this...stop, please..."
Kenren (barely
conscious):"Concubine, behave yourself. How... dare... you....
threaten... to .... take our... babies... wicked... I love
you....don't"
(The entire arena crowd is in shock at
hearing these words from the god-form avatar)
MUb Konzen:"Hah,
the fool finally owns up - idiot."
MUb Tenpou G:"Hope she
heard to him...."
(MUb Genjyo S sneaks up on SGF1 while
all the drama is going on, and knocks the portable unit out of her
hands in one quick blow. There is some confusion while MUb S Gojyo
jumps up to hold the concubine he shares with his god-form, and MUb
Genjyo S retrieves the dangerous device and hands it over to Security.
Once the arena crowd realises what has happened, they cheer wildly for
MUb Genjyo S. SGF1 faints in her Lord Gojyo's arms and is taken to the
Avatar Health Centre for care and rest.)
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TR-JC:"Bloody
dramatic, eh, Avatar ? Should have had our *-Office VR Studios
Producers do a reality show today ! Heck !"
3D-JC:"Bloodless,
you mean. Those two hardly scratched each other. Damn ! They're good
!!"
TR-JC:"Well, that's the idea. They shouldn't get
damaged too much. Or we have not been doing our job."
3D-JC:"Wow...
wonder if my Konzen will battle over me, heh heh heh "
TR-JC:"Please...
anyway, no-one else will court you, so Konzen won't have to go through
any trouble ! Hah hah hah !!"
(3D-JC hits his Human on the
head)
TR-JC:"Oww !! That hurt !! Whassa matter with you, huh,
My Avatar?!"
(3D-JC storms off)
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Updated:
Friday, 12 November 2004 17:08 JST
Wednesday, 10 November 2004
Part 3 Kenren / Gojyo n their Avatar Concubines
(Final)(Scene: *-Office Non-Civilian Training Arena
Observation Lounge)
TR-JC:"3D-, we are watching an expectant
father-god in action, at what he does best - battle."
3D-JC:"Huh
?"
TR-JC:"Our Main Grid Computer reports two tiny godling
foetuses in Concubine Avatar SGF1."
3D-JC:"Isn't our
avatar reproduction campaign now over. What happened ?"
TR-JC:"I'm
not sure. I think there are socio-psychological reasons behind this
development."
3D-JC:"I feel like Goku being given a
theology exposition by Sanzou Houshi. Uh..."
TR-JC:"Look,
there is now no reason for our avatars to reproduce. All the
permutations and combinations have been attempted, as far as is
physically possible between pairs. Does Kenren WANT to be a family god
? I don't know, but I would guess not."
3D-JC:"So...
you're saying that maybe he made his Concubine pregnant for other
reasons ? Such as ... ?"
TR-JC:"It puzzles me. I shall
have to ask him after his training session ends."
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(Scene:
*-Office Executive Lounge 110)
MUb Kenren Taisho:"Ah, I
definitely need this large glass of fruit juice." (Gulps it down
noisily)
TR-JC (raises his glass of soda water):"Cheers, and
congratulations on the two impending arrivals."
MUb
KT:"Hmm ? What do you mean ?" (lights up and drags on cig, puts feet
up on expensive designer table)
TR-JC:"Your little god-baby
avatars. Our System has picked up the information."
MUb
KT:"Oh. I see. Yeah. They're non-identical twins."
TR-JC:"You're
not exactly overjoyed to be a father-god all over again, are you ? Our
avatar population expansion campaign completed its course some time
ago. What's the real reason for these little ones ?"
MUb
KT:"She is mine and they are mine. That's all."
TR-JC:"Ah,
I get it. Possession. Exerting your rights over your assigned
concubine avatar. Establishing your role. For some other party to take
note of. Another avatar was after your SGF1, isn't that it ?"
MUb
KT:"One Pr*ckhead to be precise ! The f**ker was in her mind all the
time !! She is MY concubine, and I will not tolerate her being
distracted and taken away by an inferior human-type Beta Team Warrior
!!" (slams fist onto expensive designer tabletop)
TR-JC:"I
see...."
MUb KT:"I'll de-activate him permanently !! I
know who he is and I'll tell you now - it's that f**king sh*thead
Alden." Throws his emptied glass at the expensive designer wallpaper,
but uses his god-form powers to halt it in mid-flight, just at moment
of impact.
TR-JC:"So.... My scientists at Avatar Health Centre
report that your SGF1 requested re-programming to ignore Alden. Is
that working ?"
MUb KT:"I don't know. SGF1 seems more like
her old self now. So, that's fine enough for me."
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Hale:"Hey,
Alden, these are the best lyrics you've come up with since we formed
the band."
Slade:"Yeah, gnarly, dude. Oh, hey, the flower
shop says you need to settle their bill - what you doing, giving
business to a flower shop ? It's a girrrrl, is that it ? Hahahahaha !!"
Alden:"Shaddup,
you little boy. Go play with your kindergarten friends."
Rylan:"Don't
make me look bad, my demi-goddess mate will be asking for flowers,
too, if she knew."
Zane:"Tell us, Allie-Boy, is she hybrid
demon, demi-goddess or plain human type ?"
Alden:"Sigh...
she is a human form avatar, but she's as lovely as a goddess. She is
the most beautiful female in our configuration of VR. And she's
unattainable. Perfect scenario for all my songs !!"
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MUb
Sha Gojyo:"Here we go again. He makes her pregnant, and I have to be
secondary avatar father to the babies. You know what? I should just go
ahead and get our Concubine SGF2 in the same way. That should even up
the odds a bit."
SGM1 (Number one male concubine
avatar):"My Lords have already several thousand offspring. Another
three or four more can't make any difference."
MUb
SG:"Good point. SGF2 !! Come to me now !"
SGF2:"Yes,
My Lord."
MUb SG:"Take off all your clothes. Switch off
your contraceptive program."
SGF1:"Yes, My Lord."
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TR-JC:"What
the .. ?! 3D- check these reports again, please. This can't be right."
3D-JC:"Let
me plug directly into Main Grid. Checking now. Data accuracy
confirmed. Yes indeed-y, our Sha Gojyo has made SGF2 pregnant with one
avatar foetus."
TR-JC:"I tell you, it's
socio-psychological factors at work again !! "
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Updated:
Friday, 12 November 2004 02:57 JST
Tuesday, 9 November 2004
Avatar Kenren's Concubine Avatar (Part 2 of
Gojyo's Concubine etc etc)Today, it is rainy... rainy and
gloomy, just like my mood .... I'm Concubine Avatar SGF1 blogging by
remote telepathic user interface, because I can't tell anyone about
these feelings and thoughts going through me. I dare not even confide
in my fellow female concubine, SGF2. My Lord Kenren Taisho has
summoned me to serve him as his number one female concubine, so I have
taken formal leave of My Lord Gojyo. Kenren-Sama is the god-form
counterpart of Lord Gojyo.
Ever since that fateful day when
Avatar Alden started to court me, I've been completely in a daze. He
sends me secret messages on old-fashion notecards, and flowers, and
candy, and even tiny little fluffy toys ! He is ultra-romantic ! I
have to be so careful not to let My Lord Gojyo know about this. He
will de-activate Alden permanently, if he ever finds out.
My
Lord Kenren has returned from the battlefront. His and Lord Gojyo's
luxury apartments are adjoining, so I just have to walk across the
patio with the swimming pool, and I'm at My Lord Kenren's side. Yuck,
I didn't bother to carry an umbrella. I am wet.
My Lord Kenren
is lounging in bed, smoking, and wearing only his houserobe and
nothing else. His hair is short and jet-black, unlike that of his
hybrid human-form counterpart Lord Gojyo. His eyes are the deepest
darkest black, and they are mischievious. Like My Lord Gojyo, My Lord
Kenren is absolutely the most gorgeous hunk in our configuration of
Virtual Reality. I'm not doing too badly, am I ? I am number one
female concubine to these two ! Hah hah ! *-Office Industries made me
for them. Thank you TR-JC.
My Lord Kenren wants me to take off
my wet clothes and get into bed beside him. So I do that. I ask him
where SGM1 is (that's my colleague the number one male concubine
avatar), and My Lord tells me that he wants only me today. We usually
do it as a threesome, but I'm fine serving Kenren-Sama on my own. I
snuggle up close to him, but he's still flipping through a girlie
magazine and surfing the holographic entertainment channels. I stroke
his thighs while taking his almost finished cigarette away from him.
One day, we shall have a small fire in bed.... which might be a lot of
fun....
My Lord Kenren suddenly turns to look at me. He looks
deep into my eyes and holds my face in his hands. He places his
forehead against mine. Oh, help ! He is reading my thoughts with his
god-form powers !! Oh, no... no.... He knows about Alden ! I can't
keep it from My Lord Kenren. His mood changes from surprise, to
amusement, then to annoyance.
"Who is he, Concubine ?" My Lord
asks me.
"He is.... is... he is..." I falter.
"You
seem to think he is an interesting pr*ck," My Lord comments. "Why ?"
"His
name is Alden, and he's with that rock band Scourge Of The Tormented,"
I blurt out.
"That is his civilian cover. I know he is one of the
Beta Team Warrior Avatars," My Lord says. "Why are you thinking of him
?"
How can I reply when I don't even know the answer to
that question myself ?! I say so to My Lord Kenren, but he has no
sympathy. He grabs me by the shoulders and kisses me. I think the best
word to describe the way he is kissing me, is "violently". Ouch, ouch,
My Lord is biting my neck, my breasts, my ears, ouch. And he begins to
need me very much, so he takes me.
"Why is this f**king Alden
sh*t so important to you, Concubine ?" My Lord Kenren asks me while
inside of me."Tell me, or I shall over-ride your contraceptive
program, and you know what will happen to you after that. Then we'll
see if he still wants you." My Lord is a god-form warrior avatar, and
he has functions which can really mess with my programming. I am
ashamed to cause him such unhappiness, for that goes against my
programming objectives.
"I need help to get him out of my mind,
My Lord, please be patient with me. I promise to visit Avatar Health
Centre to get my head sorted out. I won't ever think about anyone else
except My Lords Kenren and Gojyo after this. Please be patient," I
plead. But Kenren-Sama is already well on his way in this love-making.
"Oh
! Ah !" That is Kenren-Sama arriving at his moment of ecstacy, and I
am so worried that he would do exactly as he has threatened. He just
goes on like that for a long time, because god-form avatars have got
so much to unload, thanks to their twin sets of Sentient Technology
implants.
"Whoops ! I think I have just given you several
little godlings, my dear concubine SGF1, " My Lord Kenren's face
breaks into that sexy mischievious grin of his. He rolls over and
reaches for a cigarette. I am dismayed. I resolve to submit a leave
form to *-Office Industries and take several days off from my official
duty as Concubine Avatar.
"You can only do that after I return
to active duty as General of the Western Regions of VR Heaven,"
Kenren-Sama tells me between puffs. He can read my thoughts, because
he is a god-form avatar. I am stunned by how out of control my life
has suddenly become. I don't move and don't say anything for such a
long time, that I don't even realise My Lord Kenren has dozed off. I
pull the covers over his naked sexy body. I must be crazy to want
Alden. Alden, romantic, handsome, sensuous Alden.
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Well,
I did make a trip down to Avatar Health Centre sooner than expected,
while my colleague concubine avatars were entertaining Lord Kenren. I
told the scientists there that I needed psychological re-adjustment
and a pregnancy test. I have strange news to report. The scientists
have programmed me to ignore Alden. And .... I am pregnant with My
Lord Kenren's babies - non-identical godlings, a girl and a boy. I am
not sure how I feel about this. If it is pleasing to my Lord that I
should be expecting our godlings, then I shall be fulfilling my
objectives as concubine avatar. I am glad I have no choice but to
ignore Alden after this. I am sure he will see that he has lost me,
and he will find someone else. It is that romantic Lost Love notion
which will see him through, I'm sure.
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To
be continued ?????
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Updated: Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:18 JST
Monday, 8 November 2004
Avatar Gojyo's Female Concubine Avatar(Scene:
*-Office Complex Leisure Zone)
Sha Gojyo's number one female
concubine avatar greets you, Dear Readers. I got 3D-JC to give me a
telepathic user interface sensor for remote blogging. Today, my Lord
and Master has asked me on a lunch date ! This is like totally not
believable ! Since when does he take us concubine avatars out, hello
?! All he does is come home, snap his fingers at us, and we have to
fall over ourselves to please him. Usually, I get to do it with his
god-form counterpart, Avatar Kenren Taisho, since Kenren-Sama has
priority and I am the most senior female. I'm cool with all that, they
both like the same thing anyway.
I spend all morning just
making myself irresistable to my Gojyo-sama. I went for my regular gym
workout, then had my hair done, plus manicure and pedicure. Oh, I love
that pair of boots.
I must go into this shop and check them
out... I'm sure I'll make it in time for our lunch appointment.
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Help
! I'm late ! I tried on at least 10 pairs of shoes and boots, and I
bought 3 on Gojyo-sama's credit card - a bit expensive, but I'm sure
he won't mind. I have to hurry !
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Oh
NO ! Gojyo-sama is already in the restaurant sitting at our reserved
table. Ack, help.... He isn't smiling.... I am shown to our table
which is close to the river. My Lord has already finished two
cigarettes and a beer from the house microbrewery. I put all my
shopping under our table, and I bend over to kiss his lips. He doesn't
greet me, and he doesn't smile. In fact, he doesn't say a word. He is
really mad at me ! Uh....
He's noticed the shopping bags under
the table. He looks at me as if asking for an explanation. I tell him
why I'm late and the connection to the shopping, and I must be going
my usual 600 words per minute, because he starts to snigger at me. I
hate it when he does that ! He always says I'm so cute and dumb when
I'm trying to be logical in my thinking. Now he's caressing my butt,
and he wants me to sit down and order lunch. My Dear Lord Gojyo never
gets angry at me for long.
We are having lobster salad for
starters. My Darling Lord Gojyo is so cool and cute, he always
attracts the attention of other people wherever we are. Even when he's
tearing into that lobster shell and extracting the meat, he's adorable
! He's so-oo sexy.... I forget to eat my own food because I'm just
admiring my own Lord and Master, and I am so proud to be his number
one female concubine. I wrap my legs around his under the table. He
looks up at me and smiles. Sigh ! He's totally gorgeous !!! The Best !
He
has ordered a light and fruity wine. He raises his glass to me with
that sexy demon smile on his face. I am about to blow him a kiss when
our waiter brings a note for me. What is this ?
Oh, there is
someone sitting at another table who wants me to give him my remote
public comms channel number ? Who is he ? I turn to look. It's ...
it's one of the guys from Scourge of the Tormented, that
ultra-romantic, Avatar Alden, their keyboard player and vocalist. Now
my Lord Gojyo wants to know what's in the note, and he suspects it's
something to do with Avatar Alden sitting at the other table.
Gojyo-Sama snatches the note from my hand, reads it and looks at Alden
with murder in his red hybrid-demon eyes. I hold my Lord's wrist as if
to say he should not cause a scene here. I wrap my legs around his a
little tighter, to prevent him from standing up. My Lord mutters
something about taking him out later, and that *-Office Insurance will
have to pay out a huge some of money for Avatar Alden.
Our
lunch is almost ruined. Gojyo-Sama eats like he's slaying a demon
beast. I try to stop him behaving that way, by feeding him the
occasional mouthful, and by trying my best to ignore Alden completely.
My Lord Gojyo gives me a very long passionate kiss over our dessert -
he's trying to tell Alden something by that, but it sure is nice for
me ! Gojyo-sama slips the decorations from our after-meal chocolates
into my bosom - yeah, like I'm wearing this dress with a really low
neckline to show off my cleavage. He just wants Alden to know I'm his,
I guess.
Gojyo-Sama is having a cigarette now, and I want to
peek at Alden, but I dare not. My Lord Gojyo is holding on to my hand
on the table. He's making it very obvious I am his property. Well yes,
actually I am officially assigned to My Lord Gojyo by *-Office
Industries. I am his property.
My Lord leans over to kiss my
neck. He says my hair looks divine today; wow, sure it does, I spent 3
hours at the hair salon this morning - all for his sake. Do I love my
Gojyo-Sama ? Sorry, I don't know what love is. I do not have that
programming in me. My programming objective is to carry out the duties
of Concubine Avatar of Bishounen Warrior Class Avatar Sha Gojyo.
Alden
is not only a rock star, he is also a Bishounen Warrior Class Avatar.
He is very romantic and very popular, of course. And he is still
single ! It's nice to have a celeb admirer like him ! I 'm kinda
curious about what he's like... I'd like to get to know him. I wonder
.... Oh, my Lord Gojyo has been trying to get my attention for the
last few seconds. Uh-Oh. He wants to take a walk along the river
promenade. But I have so much shopping ! He says he will ask the
restaurant cloakroom service to hold that for me until we return. My
Gojyo-Sama just wants to make sure that everyone can see I belong to
him, especially Alden.
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(Much
later that evening, in MUb S Gojyo's apartment)
Readers ! I
have had an argument with my Lord Gojyo !! He says I spent too much
money on my hair and my shoes this morning ! sob sob ! I am in tears !
But female concubine avatars have to keep themselves attractive for
their Lords and Masters ! My Lord gets an allowance from *-Office
Industries specially for this ! He's just taking it out on me because
Alden's interested in me ! Sob sob !! Sniffle !!
Gojyo-Sama
can't stand to see women cry.... He's holding me close. I am still
sobbing... Being scolded by your Lord and Master is a terrible thing
for a concubine avatar, you know.... I feel awful....
My Lord
Gojyo gives me a mug of warm tea, and talks to me tenderly now. He
kisses my face and tells me he's sorry for yelling at me. I sip my tea
which my Lord has brought me, and he smokes quietly while I recover.
Then he asks me to shower with him, which I usually do, before we turn
in for the night.
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I
cannot fall asleep, but my Lord is already fast asleep next to me,
after making love to me several times. I keep thinking about Alden. I
serve My Lord well, but perhaps... perhaps I need to be liked and
loved for myself as an avatar female, instead of being someone else's
concubine avatar. My already very fuzzy logic is getting more fuzzy,
and I am becoming confused. I look at My Lord's face in the dimness of
our bedroom - the digital clock display glows just enough for me to
see his features. Sigh... how can I ever want any other Avatar ? My
Lord Gojyo is certainly one of the most prized partners any avatar
could wish for in our configuration of Virtual Reality. Look at him...
He is such a babelicious hunk ! He is half-demon and all sexy ! His
long red hair, his long eyelashes, his gorgeous sex-machine body....
but I can't get Alden out of my mind.
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To
Be Continued................
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Technical
Notes:
Avatar Alden / Scourge Of The Tormented
keyboards,
vocals
equivalent human age: 22 years
non-civilian
specialisation: inter-dimensional weapons expert
sports: jetboarding
VR
food / drink: Moroccan cuisine
literature: Oscar Wilde, Dorothy
Parker
sucker for: romantic avatars
pursued by: romantic avatars
favourite
artistes: Jean-Micheal Jarre, Purcell
you can get him to do
anything if you: brush his hair for him
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Updated:
Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:26 JST
Saturday, 6 November 2004
TR-JCNow Playing:
Guilty Gear XX Reload XBoxLife is full of twists and
turns. The Real JC and his two very successful business partners
entertain their select group of business friends over cheese and wine
and strange dark blue potatoe crisps. TR- hooks up with the owner of a
pay-tv company, who agrees do some background research on TR-'s young
cousin's proposal, before taking it further, if at all.
But TR-
doesn't want to delve on this item any further for the weekend. TR-
has a senior relative's birthday dinner party to attend this evening,
so he leaves his VR empire behind and takes as his dinner date, his
boyfriend and arch-rival in research, Dr Nii.
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TR-JC
arrives at his human relatives' house - very modest structure compared
to TR-JC's own empire at *-Office Complex Residential. It's the usual
Re-union For Birthday event, with all the characters one finds in
family dramas. TR-'s family is very conservative and his relatives
don't know how to treat TR-'s boyfriend Nii - the gay couple are an
oddity for the rest of the party attendees.
Aunt 1:"Ah, TR-, so
when are you going to bring home the future Mrs TR- for us all to meet
?"
Uncle 1:"Woman, our young man here already has a
partner, this other fellow here - 'Nii', is it ?"
Aunt
2:"How can that be ?!"
Grandparent 1:"Tsk, where are
your manners, girl ?! TR-, come over here, let me meet your nice young
friend."
TR-JC:"Uh, umm, we're not THAT young anymore...
This is Nii, my room-mate from University - you remember I used to
e-mail about him."
Nii:"Very nice to meet you, and Happy
Birthday."
Grandparent 2:"E-mail ? We never quite knew how
to use our computer in those days. We certainly never read any such
mail from you, Dear."
TR-JC:"Oh, for goodness' sake. I
need a drink. Uncle, I've brought a crate of red wine. Shall we ?"
Uncle
1:"Yes, yes, let's do that."
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(Later,
in the very small front yard of TR-JC's relatives' house)
Nii:"More
visitors arriving for the party. Shall we leave to make room ? I'd
like to check out that new wine bar on the hill - Harpsichord On The
Hill."
TR-JC:"Hah hah ! I own it with some others ! Let's
go."
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(Yet
Later, at Harpsichord On The Hill)
TR-JC:"Phew, that was some
outing we had earlier. Thanks for coming along. I've just got to get
them all used to the idea that we are a gay couple, and that it
doesn't make us less than family."
Nii:"Yeah... it's
awkward for them. If they'd just relax a little and find out a bit
about me as a person, they'd see how you and I get along."
TR-JC:"I'm
sorry if it was rough for you - was it ?"
Nii:"Nah. Don't
worry about it. Thank goodness it's different in Normal VR; no-one
cares which gender pairs off with which, and there are several
different genders over there as well !"
TR-JC:"You're
coming back with me tonight, aren't you ?"
Nii:"Sorry,
can't stay for another day. Gotta get back to my lab. Whoops, we'd
better not say anything anymore about work."
TR-JC:"I
know... but can't you leave tomorrow instead ?"
Nii:"Then
it'll have to be early."
TR (leaning forwards to embrace
his lover-rival):"Thanks."
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(Next
day, at *-Office Complex Indoor Park. 3D-JC has asked to meet TR-JC.)
3D-JC:"My
Human..." (kisses his Human)
TR-JC:"Why so affectionate,
My Avatar ?"
3D-JC:"Thanks for coming to meet me here on a
weekend."
TR-JC:"I might not have, if Nii had not rushed
back to his lab so soon."
3D-JC:"That's what I wanted to
speak with you about. Nii's seeing a whole lot of other people, and
they're all women."
TR-JC:"... And what is this
information leading to ?"
3D-JC:"He's multi-timing you, My
Dear Human."
TR-JC:"I know he's a philanderer bisexual. He
just plays with them; he'll never settle into a permanent relationship
with any one woman."
3D-JC:"But why must you keep seeing
him ? He's not serious about your relationship either."
TR-JC:"But,
he's someone whom I've lived with for years, and known for years, and
..."
3D-JC:"You're just too lazy to look for a better
relationship, My Human !! Put in more effort !"
TR-JC:"I
feel so comfortable with Nii, why should I ?"
3D-JC:"Even
if he has sex with all those other playmates of his ? He's dastardly
and not good enough for you, My Human !"
TR-JC:"Dear
Avatar, thank you for your concern. You're almost like a mother to me,
sometimes. But I don't think it's that easy to find another Real Human
to be a life partner."
3D-JC:"Then I shall find one for
you, TR- !"
TR-JC:"No ! Please, thank you, 3D-, that's
quite enough. I have to get back to my Guilty Gear XX Re-load XBox
internet challenge - there are some Real Human players out there who
want to take me down. "
3D-JC:"You're a lame techie nerd
all right. Is that what you do on a weekend when you're not having sex
with your philanderer bisexual lover ? Sigh. Report by 3D-JC: My Human
Self will likely remain single for the rest of his life."
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