07/03/2005 - 07/09/2005

May contain adult material
MAY CONTAIN ADULT MATERIAL


The Real JC here. I have these distracting resonances in my Benetton Full 3DVR Bodysuit. You see, my 3DVR Avatar 3D-JC has been experiencing synthhormone-induced lust for Avatar Konzen Douji 3D. I mean - hey, I too feel those urges to get together with that drop-dead gorgeous hunk-babe Konzen, understand ? I am fully aware that it's 3D- who is the cause of this. He/she (I'm using these grammars because 3D- is an hermaphrodite avatar) can't seem to get enough of his/her mate. And... is the new term "Hermaphro-Dude" ?

Meanwhile, if you've read my previous blog entry, you'll know that I've just returned from my VR Holiday in VR Bali. Holidayed with my f**k-buddy Prof Nii. The idiot thought he could implant a spy avatar program into my designer 3DVR bodysuit.

Thanks to the vigilance of a Shaman Avatar, I was alerted to something unusual, and I did a little security review on my own. Nii may be one of my fave f**ks, but he's a sneaky slimey one and my arch-rival in VR research. I'm not going to let anything get past me, especially if it's coming from him.


Well, as you also know, I'm still recovering from my various ailments. I'm working on chimera avatars now. These are codes embedded inside another avatar and are not there for functional redundancy. They are actually a dormant Other in each host avatar. I may make such paired versions of my Alpha Team 3DVR Warrior Avatars. That is to say, the god-form and human-form could become one entity, for compactness and stealth during missions.

Now a word about 3DVR Avatar program contamination. Thanks to new tools in the industry, many 3DVR avatars are getting their program codes crossed. Only because they must be screwing around with other Avatars they are not supposed to be with !! This is a big problem for the companies which produce, own and lease male, female and trans-gender and even neuter 3DVR Avatars !! Our Intellectual Property rights are being undermined by our own creature-assets !

If my avatar horde can't play safe, I shall have to issue condom programs. In the past, my horde never needed protection of that sort. The main purpose of a condom program would be to prevent sexually-transmitted viral and vandal software. But now, with gateway software opening up cross-species and cross-VR world interactions, I may have to make it mandatory for all my 3DVR avatars to use sheath programs.

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( Late at night. Incoming Message bot awakens me just as I drop off to sleep. It's Nii, that f*cker.)

Me:"Our connection is bugged."

Nii:"I know that, Lover-Boy. Hello, General Jiroushin of VR Heaven ! Hello Princess Royale of VR Hell !"

Me:"I'm in bed; it's way past midnight, so what do you want ?"

Nii:"You...... Hahaha, no, I was only kidding. Listen, TR-, we need to talk. I've noted some rogue code in my demon avatars, and it's got your signature style. Why did you do it ?"

Me:"Talk about the devil...."

Nii:"Why, I'm human like you, Darling."

Me:"I'm lying here naked and alone because my personal companion avatar is away on a live concert tour. I have an erection which refuses to go away because my 3D avatar is ultra-horny due to some synthhormone dysfunction. I'm not getting any satisfaction and you want to pick a fight with me. How do you think I am going to get any rest like the doctors ordered ?!"

Nii:"Self-service always does it for me, but don't change the subject. Why, TR- ? Why did you mess up my avatar horde ?"

Me:"I didn't do anything ! Our avatar hordes are playing around with each other instead of slaughtering each other - all while they're leased by our clients. New tools in the 3DVR industry are letting our clients mess around with yours and mine. Something's got to be done."

Nii:"So instead of fight games, our clients are now into fuck games, eh? Heh heh heh heh, I like it."

Me:"Can you hyperjump over to my coordinates in 3DVR now, Nii, Darling ? I don't care if everything we do and say is being viewed and recorded by VR Heaven and VR Hell. Just come to me now. I need you."

Nii:"Sure, Pretty-Boy. Anything you want."

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(late next morning)

Me (pulling pillow off face):"Oh, wow... I don't think we slept much *yawn*. This session has probably been hotter and heavier than in VR Bali !"

Nii (actually asleep):"Ummmff... *snork*...huh ?"

Me (sitting up in bed):"Yikes ! 3D- !!" (My 3DVR Avatar has appeared)

3D-JC:"My Dear Human, your *-Office Technologies Avatar Health Scientists have adjusted my synthhormone levels. I'm not a freaking sex maniac for Konzen anymore. Sorry if my condition caused you some inconvenience." (rolls eyes in direction of sleeping Prof Nii)

Me:"I'm not complaining. Oh, hey, 3D-, I have something I wanna show you." (powers up holographic projection)"This is the background to your Konzen's name. I believe Minekura Sensei had done some research on him after all, although he isn't a character in the original work upon which her fantasy parody version is based."

3D-JC (looking at image):"Oh, yes, it certainly does give the reason why he left VR Heaven, assumed the incarnation of Genjyo Sanzou 3D, and accepted the mission in Normal VR. So, my mate-avatar's name means Golden Cicada, eh ? Not very romantic is it ?! Tee hee hee !" (sexy wriggling of avatar butt while tittering)

(Nii stirs, opens one eye, and beholds gorgeous swaying butt of my 3D-JC)

Me (shutting down holographic projector immediately):"Ok, Ok, enough. No security breaches here."

General Jiroushin (remote comms mode from VR Heaven):"Very close call, TR-. You had better be a lot more careful next time. We are watching you."

Me (walking naked to bathroom suite, scratching naked butt):" *yawn* yeah, yeah, yeah .... "

Nii (lying most sexily in bed, and addressing my 3DVR Avatar, while eyeing him/her with some lust):"So, you're TR-JC's 3DVR Avatar, are you ?"

Me (while peeing into toilet bowl):"Don't talk to him, 3D- !! He works for the other side !"

3D-JC (turns away from Nii, walks off sexily ):"Gotta run, guys..." (hyperjumps to elsewhere in Normal 3D-VR)

Nii (laughing softly to self):"heheheheh ! TR-, your hermaphrodite avatar is a whole lot cuter and sexier than you ever will be !"

Me:"Up-Shut ! I made him/her that way intentionally. Therefore, I take it as a compliment from you, my Dear Arch-Rival."

Nii:"Bah, nonsense.... Now where are my cigarettes ? And where's my lighter... ah..."

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(VR Heaven, a lovely summer's day.)

Baby Avatar 1 (lifting off from playground) :"Come on, I'll show you my palace !"

Baby Avatar 2 (floating in containment bubble):"Why do YOU have a palace Big Bro ?"

BA1:"Because Grand-Aunt said I could have one. I don't use it much, though. I'm mostly back in Normal VR with Mommy 3D-JC."

BA2:"Hey, I like this bubble thingie; at least I can float and move around off the ground. I can't really fly in Normal VR, unlike you, Big Bro."

BA1:"Hey, Little Bro, I'm sorry Grand-Aunt insisted you get into the bubble. She doesn't want VR Heaven contaminated by a non-god avatar. But in your case, since Daddy Konzen is partly your daddy as well, she's cool about you being here."

(The little avatars arrive at BA1's luxurious palace, a structure befitting BA1's status as grand-nephew of one of VR Heaven's top 5 god avatars. A line of servants greet their godling master.)

Servant 1:"Lord BA1, your Pa-Pa is here. He's resting in the Lotus Chamber."

BA1 and BA2:"Daddy Konzen is here ?!"

(BA1 leads the way to the Lotus Chamber, where they find uber-gorgeous hunk warrior-god avatar Konzen Douji 3D, snoozing on an opulently decorated day-bed. Gentle heavenly breezes waft the long thin curtains softly about the periphery of the huge chamber.)

BA2 (whispering):"What's he doing here ?"

BA1 (same comms mode):"I dunno."

(The little ones move up close to their father avatar. His warrior-god senses alerted, he opens his eyes and sees his half-godling son BA1 from his mate-avatar 3D-JC, and his accidental son BA2 through his human counterpart Genjyo Sanzou 3D.)

Konzen D 3D (smiling at the little avatars):"My sons..."

BA1:"Dad, wassup ? Why are you here in my palace ?"

Konzen D 3D:"Any others from my palace with you here ?"

BA2:"No. We came on our own. It's safe in VR Heaven isn't it ?"

Konzen D 3D:"Phew, good. Boys, I need to rest. Run along and enjoy yourselves, but keep the noise down."

BA1 and BA2:"'kay."

BA1:"Dad, when you're awake later, play with us, please ?"

Konzen D 3D:"Yep... And don't let any of my concubine avatars know I'm here ! I'm depleted." (falls back into slumber)

BA2:"He's really tired."

BA1:"Yeah. Mommy and Daddy have been very busy the past few days. They've been spending every moment together in the Forbidden Romance Pavilion at home in Normal VR. This is the first time I've seen him in days ! I dunno what they've been working on."

BA2:"Must be some new project for *-Office 3D VR Studios. Let's go, Bro."

BA1:"Let me show you my miniature galaxy playground ! Come on !"

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(Normal VR. TR-JC has made a 3DVR full bodysuit for his mother !)

Mother:"Ooh, Boo-Boo, this is too figure-hugging ! All my folds of fat ! My huge hips and thighs ! My big belly! Ooooh it's horrible !"

TR-JC:"Now, Mother, you'll get used to it. I had this one specially made for you, because there aren't any suits out there to fit YOUR proportions, ahem, cough."

Mother:"Well, can you make me look slim and tall in 3DVR ?"

TR-JC:"Uhmmm, OK. Sure. But not too attractive, OK ? I don't want my lecherous sex-crazed avatar horde trying their luck with my own mother !"

Mother:"Thank you, Boo-Boo. You're precious. Now I can visit you in Normal VR whenever I want !"

TR-JC:"Not too often, please, Ma. I am a very busy man. Unless you want to arrange your own shopping trips and sight-seeing. But that would miss the point of visiting me, right ?"

Mother:"Well, do you have nice shops in Normal VR, Boo-Boo ?"

TR-JC:"I'm not into this shopping thingie. I wouldn't know."

Mother:"Who takes care of you, then ? Is there some nice young lady I haven't met yet ?"

TR-JC:"Mother !!"

Mother:"Ok, Ok. We've been through this before many times. Is there a nice young man I should know about ? - oh, crikey, crumbs, did I just say that. Oh Dear...."

TR-JC:"Mother !!"

Mother:"Older man ?"

TR-JC:"Gimme back the full VR bodysuit, Blob!" (reaches out to unzip his mother from full 3DVR bodysuit)

Mother (imperiously):"Well, no. I shall not, my son. In fact, I am rather curious to see what sort of boyfriends you have in Normal VR. Keep you hands off me ! I'm not removing this bodysuit !" (slaps TR-JC's hands hard.)

TR-JC:"Ouch ! Ma ! Oh, please, I'm beginning to regret this already. I KNEW I should not have done this ! What temporary insanity on my part...."

Mother:"Now how do you control this thing - - yeaaaayahhh !!!"
(hyperjumps haphazardly into *-Office Residential Tower 1, VR park, VR beach, and returns to TR-JC's office in Normal VR within 4 pico-seconds)

TR-JC:"Ma, are you all right ? Ma ?!"

Mother:"OOhh... yes er, I think so... I need to sit down."

TR-JC (hurries to fetch a glass of water from his mini-fridge, gives it to mother):"Take a sip. Rest for a while. I'm sorry, Ma. I feel bad about this."

Mother:"I'll be OK. Just need to rest. It was rather fun, Boo-Boo ! Whoopsie ! heh heh !"

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So, my very own mother from Human Reality now has a custom-made full 3DVR bodysuit. And I've programmed it to show her slightly slimmer and slightly taller in 3D VR.

She has met my personal companion avatar, Hale, who is a famous rock-star in 3DVR and a half-demon. Her disapproval is evident. Too bad for her; Hale has returned from his latest concert tour, and she will have to get use to his presence in my luxury penthouse in 3D VR.

The first night she spent with us, she refused to let Hale and me close our bedroom door on her. She just sat there in one of the designer armchairs in our bedroom, in disbelief that I was actually going to share my bed with a hybrid demon avatar of the same gender. Fortunately, Hale is a creature of the night, and he politely excused himself at 0100 hours for a stint of night-surfing down at the beach.

Me:"Ma, go to bed. Hale's out and won't be back for several hours."

Mother:"Boo-Boo Darling, why ? You could have any woman - sorry, man - you want, but did you HAVE to get a demon hybrid for a boyfriend ?!"

Me:"Sigh... Ma, I need to re-educate you ! You have a Ph D in Management Research Methodologies. I know you're not stupid. You can understand this world if you set your mind to it."

Mother (gets up to leave, at last):"All right, I shall give it a try - for your sake, Boo-Boo."

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My mother from Human Reality has adapted fairly well to life in Normal 3D Virtual Reality. In her custom-sized 3DVR full bodysuit, she does indeed look like a bull walrus on the side of Human Reality. On the Normal VR side however, she appears as a nicely-proportion older woman.

She has tried her best to observe and analyse avatar society in Normal 3D-VR. She is now comfortable with Hale, the Baby Avatars BA1, BA2 and Hellene (Hale's daughter with my very own dear hermaphrodite 3DVR Avatar, 3D-JC), and my 3D Alpha Warrior team comprising Genjyo Sanzou 3D, S Gojyo 3D, C Hakkai 3D, and S Goku 3D. She also thinks these guys are super-duper cool: Konzen Douji 3D, Kenren Taisho 3D, Tenpou Gensui 3D and General Jiroushin 3D, especially that last guy.

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Hale (sharing plate of sushi worms with Baby Avatar Hellene):"There's a stack of hardcopies arrived by hand courier today, TR-. Addressed to your mother. Butler Bot's put it on your desk in your study."

Me:"Thanks." (heading off to check on package) "Wonder what's being sent to Mother, here in 3D VR."

(I hand it to Mother at dinnertime. I have to attend a charity cocktail, so won't be dining with the rest of the household.)

Mother (obvious delight all over face):"Goodie, my manuscript has been accepted ! And there's more !"

Me:"Explain, Ma ?"

Mother:"You mother shall soon be the published author of a series of adult books featuring 3D VR Avatars! And, I am getting my own talk-show on the interactive mass-media digital broadcast channel. Avatars can discuss with me their sex problems, on the show !"

Me:"Mother !!"

Hale:"Cool, Mrs C. Really Cool. Congrats."

Hellene:"Daddy, can I have more worm sushi ? My chopped worm wriggled out of my fingers and onto the floor."

Me:"Ack, my designer carpet. Hellene, try not to drop your food onto it, please, baby-girl. Mother, you're now a porn authoress, and you've got your own sex talk-show ?!"

Mother:"It's NOT porn, TR-. It's erotica. Make the distinction, will you ? Oh, you're just jealous your old mother has a second wind in her career."

Butler Bot:"Time to leave, TR-, Sir. Your limousine is ready."

Me:"Mother, I'll talk with you about this when I get home. I can't believe my own mother is now a porn writer !"

Mother:"Author of erotica, not porn writer !"

Hale:"NannyBot2, please take over. Hellene's made a mess of her worm sushi snack. Yuck, the chopped worms are crawling all over my jeans. I have to go clean up."

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NOTES TO SELF

1. TR, your bishie boys of late have blonde hair - why ?! Get over this hang-up with blondie and move on with purple, red, green and blue hair colours, OK?

2. Why does Genjyo Sanzou 3D frown all the time ? Make him smile a little, for all the ladies' and laddies' sakes.

3. Hiro 007 is adorable - make more scenes starring our young spy guy.

4. Cygnette - too beautiful to be true; re-designate him as Harem Boy Class Avatar.

5. Mitch, Secret Agent 005 - isn't he the younger brother of your personal bodyguard in Normal VR ? No ?

6. Update Prof Nii. We need to see him as Ukoku Sanzou Houshi. But make sure he shaves first - he's letting his personal grooming slip a bit.

7. Sign audited accounts.

8. Designate which entity shares from re-structuring should go to. Appoint accountants.

9. Reminder: go for test at hospital this morning - eeek ! Time to go !!!

Yeah, I love my Freakie Boy !!!

Just another day in VR paradise
( Scene: 3D Virtual Reality. Hill-side resort The Four Seasons, Sayan, Bali, Indonesia. Evening. The Real JC is a guest in the Royal Villa. )

Houseboy Avatar 1:"Good Evening, Sir, your freshly squeezed lemonade and sparkling soda. I'll light the anti-mosquito incense coils, if you don't mind the fragrance."

TR-JC:"Thanks. Please." (Begins to sip drink; decorative fresh orchid perched on rim of tall glass gets stuck in his left nostril; removes flower from orifice.) "I am expecting my fellow guest Dr Nii to check in this evening. He will be arriving on a late flight. Your airport limousine service operates till late, I presume ?"

Houseboy Avatar 2:"Yes, Sir. No problem, Sir."

(TR-JC relaxes on the sofa in the open porch, watching the underwater lights dancing as the water in the pool travels from fountainhead to flow-over ledge. Beyond that is the gurgling stream in the valley below, but it lies in total darkness save for the fireflies. Some jungle noises - crickets, frogs, night-jars, owls. Fruit bats and flying foxes flit through the air from time to time. The lights in TR-JC's villa are turned down low. Soothing, trance-inducing Gamelan music plays quietly in the background - from a hi-fi. The heady aroma of huge bouquets of local flowers stuffed in large vases, fills the air.)

Houseboy Avatar 3 (closing both leaves of the large carved wooden door, as he and his colleagues take their leave):"Please ring guest service for assistance, if you require any. Good Night, Sir."

(TR-JC dozes off. It is almost 45 minutes later when the phone in his villa bleeps quietly. TR-JC has switched his mobile phone off.)

Night Manager:"Dr TR-, Dr Nii has just arrived and we are sending him over to your Villa by buggy."

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Nii:"TR-, I've been trying to call your mobile for the last one-and-a-half hours, for goodness' sake ! Hey, this is a very nice place you've booked us... "

TR-JC (sleepily):"You sound full of energy. How I envy you. I'm still recuperating from all my ailments."

Nii (plonking self onto Balinese day-bed):"Hmmm... you DO look pale and kinda sickly, come to think of it. Well, that's what we're here for - to get you back on your feet. I've been doing some special research; might have something that will work on you." (stretches and lies back, kicks shoes off)"Aaah... think I'll have a midnight swim. Join me ?"

TR-JC:"No thanks. I feel so tired. I lost a lot of blood after surgery. A complication."

Nii:"Yes, I know about that. I spoke with your surgeon about it. Well, excuse me." (strips off clothes and jumps naked into their private pool.)

TR-JC:"SSh ! You'll wake the whole resort, splashing about like that. They'll mistake you for a herd of wild boar."

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Prof Nii is a scientific genious in 3D Virtual Reality. He is also a grand master of the esoteric arts, but he never attained the red dot (Chakra mark) on his forehead which symbolises the blessings of VR Heaven for his position and rank. His ambition is to control VR Heaven, VR Hell and Normal VR. Because he is employed by VR Hell for their Demon-King resurrection project, he and TR-JC are working for opposing camps. Nii is sensuous in a dark way, and quite a sex-machine. However, he has let his personal tidiness slip somewhat. The truth is, Nii is using VR Hell to further his own ultimate ambition.

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(Later that evening, in one of the several Royal Villa bedrooms which Dr Nii has chosen to use.)

TR-JC:"I'm really grateful you agreed to spend a few days with me here, in neutral territory. Our security nannies are such beasts."

Nii:"HahahaaaH ! You don't talk about your work in your sleep do you ? Hmmm. I don't sleep very much myself, TR-. Maybe I need to de-tox on the caffeine." (unpacks his favourite soft toy rabbit from luggage) "My constant companion - not much alternative companionship these days, is there, TR- old boy ?"

TR-JC:"Thought you were scr*wing your employer, The Princess Royale of VR Hell, on the side. Benefits of the job ?"

Nii:"She finds me ... useful, while her lover awaits resurrection. If I had any feelings towards her, I'd have scuttled that resurrection project without her ever knowing - extend my job benefits, you know what I mean ? Heh heh heh heh ! But enough. We are not allowed to talk about work !" (jumps into bed) "What's this bunch of flowers doing here ?"

TR-JC (settling himself beside Nii):"That's a traditional Balinese offering. It's for protection. You'll see a lot of those all over the place - be careful you don't step on any. I'm really so tired.... " (falls asleep next to Nii)

Nii (speaking quietly):"Poor fool. You have always been the weaker one, just like when we were in post-graduate specialist college all those years ago."

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(Next day. Breakfast served at the poolside cabana of the Royal Villa.)

TR-JC (sipping on freshly-squeezed tangerine juice):"Nii, you need a shave. And a haircut. And a new wardrobe."

Nii (chomping into Balinese rice breakfast):"Hmm ? Typical of you, TR-. You've always been the more particular about aesthetics, of the two of us. This is a holiday, man."

TR-JC (starting on his waffle):"Tsk, do it for me, please, Darling."

Nii:"Ok, ok.. just because you're the sick one."

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(Large bathroom suite of the Royal Villa master bedroom. Nii has finally got rid of the bristles around his lower face.)

Nii:"How do I look ?"

TR-JC (hand poised with comb):"Very good. Now let me comb your hair - "

Nii (evading TR-JC):"No ! One change is enough !" (moves away from TR-JC)"I am going for a walk-about in the rice fields this morning. I'll see you at lunch." (kisses TR-JC, and goes to catch his buggy ride awaiting outside their villa.)

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(Our heroes (?!) are hiding from the fierce mid-day tropical heat and humidity, in the air-conditioned lounge of the Royal Villa at the Four Seasons hill-side resort in Sayan, 3D-VR Bali. Nii begins to tell TR-JC about a health-boosting therapy he is working on. Nii thinks TR-JC should try it out - it uses sex energy to focus and transform one's physical and spiritual condition.)

TR-JC:"Huh, trust YOU to come up with research like that ! Hey, don't get me wrong, if I were the pink of health, I'd be jumping onto you like a male rabbit in heat."

Nii:"Envious that YOU didn't think about it first, my dearest rival in research ?"

(TR-JC bites his tongue to prevent himself from revealing that he already has working Sentient Technology implants in his 3D VR warrior avatars. TR-JC is well aware that no-one has yet discovered how to use advance Sentient Tech.)

TR-JC:"Show me what you have, and we'll see if it really works."

Nii (removing trousers):"Well, at least get your c*ck out of your shorts, man, for a start. How do you expect me to apply this technique otherwise ? It would help if you got rid of your t-shirt as well."

(Nii starts the therapy.)

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Somewhere nearby in the hills of 3D VR Sayan, a local Shaman avatar divines that a rare energy wave has been created and channeled for a healing purpose. But he also senses that a sinister Other has been invoked, hidden within the healing process. He performs a ritual of cleansing and protection to ward off the evil Other, although he has no clue as to who were involved in the invocation rite.

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(Later that afternoon, Nii has gone for his massage at the resort's Spa. TR- and Nii may have been housemates in the past, and are bonking partners when their schedules agree, but they cannot abide spending all their time together in each other's company. TR- is lazing in their private pool at their villa. The tall grass at the edge of the pool moves unnaturally, but TR- ignores the disturbance, assuming it is one of the gardeners doing his rounds. Instead, a local Shaman appears through the greenery.)

TR-JC:"Y-yes ? What's this about ?"

Shaman (giving the local greeting of hands placed palms together as if in prayer, and bowing slightly):"Greetings, Foreigner. Forgive my intrusion, I will be quick. Earlier this afternoon, someone performed a very rare ritual at this place. Something unnatural has happened. I am not entirely sure what exactly. Please be careful." (commences chanting and performing some type of cleansing and protection ritual over TR-JC. Then, as easily as he appeared, the Shaman vanishes into the tall grass.)

TR-JC:"Huh ? What was that all about ?"

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(At sunset, TR-JC and Nii are... well back to their usual mutually-savoured past-time, in their private pool. The service staff have arranged waxed paper standing lanterns along the edge of the pool. From a distance up the hill at the main resort lobby, a Gamelan orchestra is giving its evening recital. Our heroes (!?) are kissing passionately while clinging onto each other in the water, and touching each other beneath the surface. A Service Staff Avatar of senior rank brings a gift-box and places it onto a poolside table.)

TR-JC (eyes light up):"Oh, prezzies !! Is that from you, Darling ?"

Nii:"When have I ever bought you anything, you dope ?" (speaking to senior service staff) "What's that, please ?"

SS Staff:"It's something for Dr TR-. From a very important person in our town. He said he visited Dr TR- earlier this afternoon."

(TR-JC climbs out from pool and heads towards his present)

Nii:"Don't accept presents from strangers, TR-."

TR-JC:"Oooo... it's some sort of amulet or pendant. Wow, it's beautiful."

Nii (joining TR-):"TR-, I don't mean to pry into your private arrangements, Darling, but who visited this afternoon ?"

TR-JC:"Get your wet paws away from this jewellery! I don't really know who he is, actually. He just sort of appeared out of the tall grass over there, said some completely incomprehensible things to me, and disappeared just as easily."

Nii:"Could be some sort of voodoo mumbo jumbo charm. Get rid of it, TR-"

TR-JC:"Well, perhaps he's just an admirer. I am still rather cute and attractive, am I not ?"

Nii:"I am fairly short-sighted, and can't really tell most of the time..."

TR-JC (replacing the amulet into its presentation box):"Oh, well. I'll just leave this in its box for now."

Nii (pulling TR-JC close and whispering into his ear):"Come to me, baby. Let's finish what we were doing in the water." (Nii and TR-JC fall back into the pool together.)

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TO BE CONTINUED

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WARNING - ADULT CONTENT
WARNING - ADULT CONTENT !!!

(Normal 3D Virtual Reality. TR-JC's luxurious penthouse in *-Office Complex Residential. TR- is lounging by the pool. It is very hot and sunny. His hybrid-demon personal companion avatar Hale hates the sunlight, and has holed up in his music studio to work on his next album.)

Butler Bot (sunshade extension invoked):"TR-, your ginger-chillie lemonade."

TR-JC (eyes closed, too lazy to say thanks):"Mmm..."

(Avatar Son Goku 3D sneaks up to TR- and carefully lifts the tiny bit of towel covering TR-'s private property. S Goku 3D scans what has been revealed. Suddenly, TR- becomes aware that he is not alone and is under scrutiny.)

TR-JC (abruptly sitting up and startling S Goku 3D):"By VR Heaven, what do you think you're doing ?!"

S Goku 3D:"Yipes ! You scared the shit out of me ! S Gojyo bet with me that you went for a castration. Isn't that why you're off sex these few weeks ?"

TR-JC:"You bunch of monkeys ! Insufferable water sprites ! "

S Goku 3D:"Watch it, I'm not a water sprite ! But, all your parts are still there."

TR-JC:"I wish Genjyo S 3D were here to discipline the both of you. Humph !" (Turns to lie on his stomach) "Busybody Avatars ! If you must know, I merely had surgery involving my uro-genital system. Now get lost and leave me alone."

(S Goku 3D stares at TR-'s naked butt, and begins to hallucinate in the extreme heat and brightness two delicious Chinese meat-buns. He lunges forward and bites TR-JC's right butt-cheek.)

TR-JC:"Yeeowww !!" (jumps up, whips towel at his errant young 3D creation) "Get out of here !" (rubs his sore bum, as S Goku 3D dashes away.)"Dammit !"

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( Post-training session, *-Office Industries Non-Civilian Technologies Facility.)

S Gojyo 3D (dragging on cigarette):"Ya knows... I would like to try and give TR- an erection. Bet you that he needs to unload."

S Goku:"I don't want to bet on anything about TR-JC ever again !"

S Gojyo:"Did he taste good ? Heh heh heh ! That's the problem with you, Goku, you bite into your food and gobble it up. If it were me and I were hallucinating, I would have licked TR-'s ass first, before biting it. TR-'s response would have been quite different, I guarantee you. Ha hah haaah !"

C Hakkai 3D:"Our creator has not had anything cut out and removed, Goku ? You saw everything that should be there, in place ?"

S Goku 3D:"Let's see... His penis, and two testicles, yup, all there."

S Gojyo 3D (tossing long mane back away from gorgeous face):"You really are an empty-headed stomach-creature, huh. OK, gentlemen. It is decided. I shall seduce our creator TR-JC. Make him come big time."

C Hakkai 3D:"Why, that is so considerate of you, Gojyo."

S Goku 3D:"But, but... Doesn't TR- have Avatar Hale to uhm... er... you know..."

Genjyo S 3D (no longer able to contain his annoyance at the gutter-level conversation of his combat team-mates):"Will you bunch of busybody grand-aunts shut the fuck up ?! Hale is doing the right thing by letting TR- rest and recover. Let the poor idiot of an avatar mad scientist alone !"

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(TR-JC's penthouse. Evening. A lot cooler, and breezy on the patio. The large glass french windows are left wide open to admit the cool air into the cavernous lounge. Hale is playing a goth-rock melody on his guitar. TR- is reclined on the designer sofa and studying the label on the medicine pack his doctor gave him that morning.)

Butler Bot (in guest arrival announcement mode):"TR-, it's Avatar Sha Gojyo 3D to visit. Iris biometric scan cleared."

TR-:"Whoa..." (S Gojyo 3D walks into view)"Gojyo my man, wassup ?"

Hale (suspends playing, looks up at visitor):"Hey, Gojyo."

S Gojyo 3D:"I want to wish my creator a speedy recovery, but looks to me like he's already well on his way."

Hale:"Man, you should have heard him scream in pain everytime he used the bathroom, the few days after he returned from hospital. Oh, that was inspirational !" (clenches both fists, closes eyes and smiles)

TR-JC (licks Hale's eyelids):"And you were so turned on, Hale, my sweet.... Well, very nice of you to come by, Gojyo. Drink? Butler Bot, bourbon for Mr Sha Gojyo, please."

S Gojyo 3D (sitting next to TR-JC on designer sofa):"TR-, I brought you some alternative reading material, for while you're resting up. I know you read all that financial and boffin tech stuff, but this is different." (Hands over a stack of sex magazines to his creator)

TR-JC (going through the porno pile):"uh.. thanks... Um, you really think I should read this, huh..."

Hale (making quick appearance beside TR- and S Gojyo 3D):"Lemme see !" (grabs a mag and flips through it)"Whoo-hoo ! Yeah, Gojyo, you really know how to pick'em !"(licks his hybrid demon lips)

TR-JC:"Ermmm,yes, I'll er ... read these later. Would be impolite of me to forget our guest, Hale."

S Gojyo 3D:"No, no, TR-. Read them now, with me right here beside you. I intentionally got you hard copies - whoops pardon the pun - because no one can trace you reading them. Unlike digital copies, got that ?"

TR-JC (rolls eyes):"How considerate of you, Gojyo... I think."

S Gojyo 3D (sipping on his bourbon):"Look at this one, TR-." (shows TR-JC some pretty spectacular c*cks busy with equally spectacular *ss-holes.)

TR-JC:"Uh-huh. O-K. It's kinda unbelievable some of these contortions."

(S Gojyo 3D studies his creator's face and lower regions for signs of interest)

TR-JC:"Oh, this guy's really cute - ooh ! I should sculpt an avatar face like his."

S Gojyo 3D:"His FACE ?! Man, what are you looking at in these pages ?!"

Hale (pointing to a page from his reading material) : "Damn, hey, TR- wanna try this cosplay sex thing sometime ? I could tie you up with all the ribbons."

S Gojyo 3D (kissing TR-JC's neck while TR- is browsing the very graphic depictions on each page):"What do you like, TR- ? Tell me."

TR-JC (still looking at magazine pictures):"I don't know nowadays. I seem to have lost interest in sex since my doctors decided to cut me up and what-not."

S Gojyo 3D (kissing TR-JC's ear and unzipping TR-JC's virtual pants fly):"Let me see whether everything's still working, all right ?"

Hale (curls up in designer armchair with three magazines):"He's not interested, Gojyo. I've had to f*ck his avatar 3D-JC while he's been frigid. 3D- is such a hot hermaphrodite avatar." (smiles)

S Gojyo 3D (gently caressing TR-JC's exposed genitals):"I KNOW that already, Hale. Hey, TR-, everything's still there, but not working much, are they ?"

TR-JC (putting aside magazine and closing eyes):"Please be very gentle. My c*ck's been through a lot recently."

S Gojyo 3D (shifting position so as to put TR-'s c*ck into mouth):"Let's see if I can get this to work again."

Hale:"Go easy on the dude, Gojyo. I am the one who has to live with his whining, if his c*ck hurts again."

Happily, TR-JC's c*ck responds very well, and because he hasn't unloaded in a while, S Gojyo 3D gets the honour of a huge payload.

S Gojyo 3D:"There we are, My Creator. Feeling better now ?" (roughly pulls off TR-JC's virtual designer trousers - by Hermes - and takes him from behind.)

Hale (putting down magazine to watch):"This is getting interesting."

S Gojyo 3D (whispering harshly into TR-JC's ear):"You want my Sentient Technology or my normal version f*ck, TR- ?"

Hale:"Gojyo, please don't blow up his *ss-hole.... That would be a real pain in the ass ! Hahahaha !!"

TR-JC (panting in heat):"N-normal, Gojyo, p-please... Aahh !! Oh, Ah !"

Hale (walking over to the grinding and bumping couple):"Much as I like my Human lover to make those noises..." (sticks enormous erect c*ck into TR-JC's mouth)

(The threesome continue until all are satisfied. Butler Bot serves up canapes and more drinks. After a short rest, TR-JC and his 3D VR creations jump naked into the pool and splash about happily in the moonlight. It would appear that all functions have returned to normal.)

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important update
Mood: happy
Today, I returned from hospital after more tests and consultation with my specialist.

1. The bladder biopsy histology shows no malignancy.

2. My other condition is stress-related and can be controlled with hormone medication. I do not need surgery. It is not a cancerous condition.

THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR ME !

Of course, I am still under observation, and I return to see my specialists next Monday and Tuesday.

My personal physician (and long-time friend from way- back- when post-graduate studies), was elated when conveying the news of my histology report to me. Apparently, the tumour looked extremely aggressive from the cystoscopy image, and it was in a critical location inside the bladder. There was a possibility that it could have been cancerous, but my friend did not want to worry me unnecessarily about it, before the histology results.

THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR ME TWICE OVER. IT HAS BEEN A WHIRLWIND 3 WEEKS OF UNCERTAINTY, AND THE CULMINATION OF ONE YEAR OF BEING A SEMI-INVALID WITH A PANEL OF 5 SPECIALISTS ATTENDING TO ME.

I was born under the Chinese sign of the year of the dog, and these types of health problems are indicated in persons of my type of profile. I read this years ago, but never believed it would be so. Nowadays, I am grateful for each day I awaken alive without a health problem bugging me.

I celebrated by attending a special by-invitation private screening of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To the Galaxy, with an opening speech by someone from Disney, sorry I forget who.. heh. Some other digital film distribution experts and fancy pants around too, but I forget ....

I had read Douglas Adams' books some years ago, and it was a lot of fun watching the movie version. Better to watch this movie after having read the book - or you might get a little lost. I guess we can look forward to The Restaurant At the Edge of the Universe, film version.

Happy Sigh. Oyasuminasai.

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WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
3D-JC:"My Human, you look so much better now."

Me:"Yes, I do feel much better, thank you, My Dear Avatar."

3D-JC:"Ummm, may I be frank and crudely blunt ?"

Me:"Go right ahead. I am in a pleasant mood. I may not take offense easily."

3D-JC:"Anata no H no kimochi, arimasuka ?"

Me:"Nani ? Doremo, naa... (sigh)"

3D-JC:"Tsk. You really are a recuperating human !"

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(Later, a Japanese restaurant elsewhere in Virtual Reality. End of lunchtime, the bill has been paid.)

Konzen Douji 3D (stunningly gorgeous god-form avatar and mate of 3D-JC):"Oh-ho... our creator is not so horny anymore, is that it ?"

3D-JC:"I think he'll bounce back, eventually. He's made 5 new 3D avatars, and three of them are Harem-Boy Class Avatars."

KD-3D (fast losing interest in the topic):"Has he, now... Right, Dearest, I must return to VR Heaven and file these reports." (gets up, kisses mate avatar and vanishes from Normal VR)

3D-JC (locating baby son's coordinates in 3D VR):"Leaves me alone again, just like that. Where's our Little Precious ?" ( hyper-jumps over to baby's location at private luxury apartment )

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( Luxury Apartment owned by 3D-JC in Normal Virtual Reality )

3D-JC (calling out to Baby Avatar 1):"BA1, mommy's home !"

BA1 (flying up towards hermaphrodite mother avatar):"Mommy ! Uncle Hale is visiting. He brought us a big hamper of fruit. "

Hale (personal companion avatar of TR-JC in Normal VR):"Hello, 3D-." (kisses 3D-JC)

3D-JC ( carrying BA1 in arms) :"Hale, Darling, what a lovely surprise. And thanks for the hamper. Konzen's Aunt is strict about giving her precious grand-nephew BA1 here a pristine diet, and the fruit is good for him."

Hale (putting arms around 3D-JC's waist):"That ultra-high-ranking, uber-sexy hermaphrodite goddess avatar ? Does she still behave like a cranky mother-in-law substitute ?"

3D-JC (blushing a little):"Oh, she's not that bad. She finally recognised BA1 as a baby god avatar, and she's been very good to him. I'm happy with that. Ooohhh, ahhh....Hale, stop doing that ! Not in front of my baby son !"

Hale (not stopping) :"Don't act coy now, 3D-. We've already mated under instructions issued by your Human."

3D-JC:"uh... oh... oohhh... Hale... tsk..." (squirms free and walks away with BA1)"Let me get NannyBot1 to take care of BA1 for a while. I'll be right back."

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Hmmmm, I wonder where my personal companion avatar has gone to. He's been away for some days now, but I don't recall him having rock concerts scheduled for this period. I hope he isn't getting too bored in Normal VR. I haven't been back to my penthouse in VR,since I had surgery. I can't get into my full VR designer bodysuits yet, you see.

I created Hale jam-packed with sexuality. Uh-oh... He's either wanking non-stop or ... Oh dear, my goodness, this isn't good.

Strawberry Personal Assistant Bot, locate Avatar Hale codename HH, please.

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( 3D-JC's luxury penthouse in Virtual Reality.)

Butler Bot:"Master BA1, in-coming communication from Lord Konzen Douji-sama, your Pa-Pa."

BA1:"Pa-pa ! " (switches to personal remote comms link between Normal VR and VR Heaven) "I miss you, Daddy. When are you coming home ?"

Konzen D-3D:"That's what I'm connecting to you about, son. I'm stuck here for several more minutes."

BA1:"So long ?!" (that is a very long time in baby avatar clock-speed, and equivalent to a couple of days in adult avatar clock-speed)

Konzen D-3D:"You be a good baby god avatar, and take care of Mommy, OK ?"

BA1:"But Mommy's busy with Uncle Hale..."

(Thunderbolts strike in the sky above normal VR)

Konzen D-3D:"Hale ? What's that demon half-breed doing there ?! I've been too busy and haven't had time to check up on your mother !" (Note: god-form avatars can read human-type avatars' minds in Normal VR. Konzen D-3D splutters ungodly oaths under his breath)

BA1:"Pa-Pa... are you still there ? I don't understand what you're saying, Dad."

Konzen D-3D:"No matter. Pa-pa will talk with you again later. Bye, son."

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(3D-JC's bedroom pavilion number 2. Some hot goings-on between a human-type avatar and a half-demon avatar.)

WARNING ADULT CONTENT
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3D-JC:"Ah, ah, ah.... "

Hale:"Oh, you're delicious...Mmmmm..."

( BA1 floats stealthily into the pavilion. He hovers directly over the joined couple. His mother avatar shrieks upon sighting him. )

Hale:"Did I hurt you, 3D- ?"

3D-JC:"Eeeeek !! What are you doing here, Young Man ?!"

Hale:"Huh ?" (twists upper body around and sees the little floating intruder ) "Oh."

BA1 (being a genious-grade baby avatar, and already knowledgeable about 3DVR avatar reproduction):"Mommy, are you going to make me another baby sister ?" (referring to half-sister produced by 3D-JC and Hale under TR-JC's directive.)

(Note: Of course, all my 3D VR avatars are fully reproduction enabled but global master setting is now OFF.)

Hale:"Ha ha ha ha ! He's so cute !"

3D-JC (pulling sheets up over lover and self):"What do you want, BA1? Couldn't NannyBot have helped you with it ?"( wriggles to extract Hale's enormous penis from self and sits up in bed. Hale moans and lies face-down on 3D-JC.)

BA1:"Daddy spoke with me just a little while ago."

3D-JC:"EEEEEK !! Why didn't you tell me ?"

BA1 (flying in figure 8 pattern):"I just did, Mommy."

Hale:"Hmmmm, Konzen's still in VR Heaven, isn't he ?" (starts to caress 3D-JC once again under the covers)

3D-JC:"Hale, stop. Oooh, that's nice... stop, it. Eeeeek ! Konzen must have read my mind !! He must be reading it now !! Eeeeek !!"

Hale:"Well, that's nice, 3D-." (kissing 3D-JC very erotically) "He must be getting really steamy by now, in that case."

3D-JC:"Yes, he'll be so heated up, he'll try to take out VR Hell all by himself !"

BA1 (hovering in mid-air, receiving secure remote comms message from father avatar in VR Heaven):"Mommy.... Daddy says not to worry; he's having a great time with his - what's that, Dad ? Con- .. con-tu-binds... no ... oh, concubine avatars, and won't be back for a few minutes."

Hale (from under the covers):"Oh, man that's rich ! Hahahha !" (stops saying anything else after that, because he's got 3D-JC's hermaphrodite penis in his mouth.)

3D-JC:"oh... oh.... BA1, please go back to - oh, oh.... NannyBot and ... ah, ah, ah....get her to fix you ... oh, ah, oh....your ....ah....dinner...."

BA1 (shrugging in mid-flight):"OK. But I want ice cream for dessert today." (banks and heads out of the bedroom pavilion) "NannyBot ! NannyBot !! I don't care what Grand-Aunt says; I want ice-cream for dessert tonight, OK ?! "

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My Avatar Locator Program tells me that my personal companion avatar Hale, is spending a rootie-tootie romp-ie time with my 3D VR self ! Heh heh, well, I did intentionally make my 3D-JC very cute and sexy, and hermaphrodite as well. Heh heh heh !



Strawberry Personal Assistant Bot:"TR-, incoming media comms from Normal VR domain."

Me:"Thanks, accept."

Baby Avatars 1 and 2:"Uncle TR- !!"

Me:"Hey, hello my cutie-pies ! I am so happy to see you this morning !"

BA2 (accidental son of Avatar Genjyo Sanzou 3D):"Can I see your stitches ? Does it still hurt ? Can I tweak your penis to check if it's still painful ?"

BA1 (embarassed by half-brother's impoliteness):"Please forgive our intrusion, Uncle TR-. And please excuse my baby bro's rudeness." (grabs BA2's head and pushes it downwards in a bowing attitude)

Me:"Hey, micro-dudes, my tumour was removed from inside of me. They burnt the wound shut with electricity. For a few days, my pee-hole hurt like I was shitting through it. They did the surgery through my peeing passage, got it, guys ?"

BA2:"You had a bladder papilloma lesion excised using a procedure through your urethral canal ? Cool !"

Me:"Why do I even bother to use simplified terms with my genious-grade baby avatars..."

BA2 (stretches little hand tentatively in position over my nether region):"That means I can't check if it still hurts you."

Me:"You're a little sadist, you know that, BA2 ? OK, kids, wassup."

BA1:"Uncle TR-, we're kinda bored. Can you please send us somewhere nice in VR ? How about a summer holiday away from our parents ?"

Me:"Sorry, no can do. Security risks. You're offspring of very expensive parents. I mean, your fathers play very important roles in the war against VR Hell. VR Heaven pays my company a lot of money to create their kind."

BA2:"Besides, Uncle TR- can't make all those cheesy-sleazy stories about grown-up avatars, if he had to feature us baby avatars only."

Me:"Heh heh, this little one is truly my successor in Normal VR ! Oh, you know me so well, my little heir !"

BA1:"Ah, nuts, this is going to be a boring boring summer holiday.... I know ! I'll visit VR Heaven !"

BA2:"No fair ! I can't go with you; I'm only a human-type baby avatar !"

Me:"You're partly Konzen's son as well, you know, BA2. Both your father and BA1's father share the same 3D mesh and textures. They were both present when you were conceived."

BA2:"Hmmmm. That's right.... Can Daddy Konzen get me into VR Heaven for a short holiday, you think, Big Bro ?"

BA1:"Mebbe... I dunno... Let's go ask him. Oh, you better ask Daddy Genjyo and your Mummy for permission."

(Both Baby Avatars are so excited by now that they have quite omitted to wish their creator a speedy recovery. Thank goodness I am mostly recovered from the surgery, although not completely from my ailments. The little bundles of program code chatter away for a while and then realise they have to say goodbye. I let them log off graciously.)

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YES, I am still recovering.
NO, I am not having fun yet.

Meanwhile, thought I would share this spectacular announcement by Zygote:
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That's USA Dollars we're talking about, folks. Choke gasp coff faint....

Didja miss me ? The surgeon has removed my bladder tumour.

I'm not sick enough to stay at the hospital, but everytime I pee, it really really HURTS ! Damn shit fuck damn I hate this I hate this !!!!!

You know what ? I have to drink a lot of this potassium citrate solution as well as lots of water, and pee a lot and experience pain everytime I pee ?! I hate this ! I hate hate hate hate this !!

sob damn it damn it damn it

In 6.5 hours time, I shall start the pre-surgery preparation. Meaning, no food or drink from then on.

Meanwhile - a little background on the Biseinen you see on the opening page and goodies page of my main website. His name is Lyle. He is a male courtesan, and is proficient in dancing, music, literature, and martial arts. Because of his fighting skills, he is one of the permanent harem members who sleep in the cavernous bed-chamber of his Lord and Master, the Grand High Duke. Lyle guards his Lord and Master with his life, and entertains him as well. The only thing that bothers Lyle is when his Master has a noisy romp at night with the other harem members, in which case, Lyle can't get to sleep.

I was deciding which is a better 3D genital set to attach to him - the rDNA V3Male set, or the RealGens set. Since the pictures are not close-ups of his penis and testicles, either set will do. Lyle says he prefers the rDNA set because they are more comfortable, but he also adds that the RealGens set looks and performs better. Well, Darling, there you go - you can't have everything in life ....

All I can say is that the digital surgery I perform on Lyle is a lot less painful than what my own uro-genital system will be experiencing tomorrow, perhaps ! I'm a real chicken--- simply tofu when it comes to blood, especially my own. I'm quite happy to slice and dice others rather mercilessly, but when it comes to my own flesh.... Yuck. Eek.

3D-JC:"Hahahah !!! The funniest part is when you push that suppository up your anus, and it falls out when you move !"

Shaddup, My Avatar. Not funny.


Hey check this out:
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Important to keep happy at times like this
Mood: cheeky

An e-mail
Dear 3D-JC,

Spent the day at hospital for pre-surgical review and testing. The surgeon will operate on me in four days' time. There is a risk that if scar tissue forms internally, it could block a vital connection in my organs and cause more trouble. It is one of those situations - damned if I do, and damned if I don't. OK. Had faced this type of decision in my late grandmother's case, so it's not new.

My doctor friend was very kind to accompany me all through yet again. This person and I were fellow students in post-graduate studies years ago.

I note that we now have a new Executive Director for one of the related companies in a neighbouring country, and that another person has indicated interest to pursue discussions to head up the business in this country. One of my business partners for this company will be dealing with this, so no worries.

As for our NY-based Global Emerging Markets fund, my partners in that company will have to do without me for now. Pity. We had some interesting items to look into, and some sexy deals to consider. I shan't be able to take care of the China corporate project, unfortunately.

The dust seems to have settled on the case involving a government-related investment entity and my other company. All has been attended to by my partner who has returned from the UK.

3D-, could you please supervise my VR avatars while I am away ? Make sure that the Baby Avatars attend all their training sessions. My god-form avatars should be tracked continuously for security reasons. Their human-form equivalents should remain in Normal VR while I am away. Don't let SGojyo3D womanise too much; it depletes his Sentient Technology consummables. Watch that SGoku3D; he tends to be easily persuaded by offers of food.

If something should go badly wrong during my surgery, please activate Contingency Plan 0110101.

Thanks,

TR-JC



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Earlier this evening, I attended the first anniversary of my restaurant - it was a canapes and cocktail party, with live music and many international guests. But tomorrow, I go back to hospital !

Some kind of silly pendulum swing, of celebration and anticipation.

Where is my Avatar, 3D-JC ?

Avatar !!!

3D-JC:"Mmmpfff - f*ck, get lost My Human. I am serving my Lord Konzen Douji-sama his night-cap."

(KD-3D in background making frustrated sounds)

Me (ignoring KD-3D):"3D-, I'm restless.... I have to go back to hospital tomorrow and listen to the doctors tell me about how they are going to slice me up."

3D-JC:"Tsk, TR-.... it's simply a growth in your bladder."

Me:"But what if it's growing all over the place inside of me ?"

3D-JC:"Hey, let's cross that bridge when we come to it, OK ?"

Me:"I'm chicken.... sob... I don't want to find out how bad it is... sob..."

3D-JC:"Shaddup. I have news which will make you happy. If you will just spend more time in Virtual Reality, you can get to meet your old Ph D friend, Ukoku Sanzou Houshi."

Me:"Really ?! Oh, goodie ! He's quite sexy for an older man - like me. .... But awww, sh*t... My pee-hole will be all sore from the surgery.... "

3D-JC:"Hahahah !! Foolish Human of Mine ! That boffin boyfriend of yours from University days - Dr Nii (aka Ukoku-sama) - will probably be able to fix your health problem with his tremendous scientific knowledge. He is a real genious you know."

Me:"I wish I could spend all my time in VR. Sadly, this medical problem exists only in Human Reality. Avatar, would you please spend tonight keeping me company ? I need your moral support, and a cuddle to calm me."

3D-JC:"You're mad ! You interrupt my having sex with Konzen, and you want me to leave him for the night - just to 'baby' you ? Puh-leeeese...."

Me:"Avatar !! I demand you give consideration to your Human who is a sick man !"

3D-JC:"Huh. You don't sound like you're dying to me."

Me:"sob sob, I feel so alone, somehow, with this sickie thing happening to me."

3D-JC:"Oh for VR Heaven's sake.... All right, I am switching my reproduction version on. Here is a copy of my digital self for you."

3D-JC2:"Good Night, Myself."

3D-JC1:"Yeah, yeah... " (returns to doing sweet things to mate avatar Konzen Douji-sama)

3D-JC:"My Human - you are such a spoiled baby."

(I embrace my 3D self, and the plasma swirls around my digital self and my full VR bodysuit. I leave the computers on this night because I want to be held in the arms of my 3D-JC and comforted in a way which only he/she knows how to dispense ... that I may fall asleep, and awaken a little refreshed, to face tomorrow.)

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I was made to change into two layers of hospital kimono wraps. They made me lie on a table under a machine. They stuck a needle into my right arm inside the elbow, and pumped in the chemicals. They placed heavy weights above my hips and strapped those weights down onto the bed. They took pictures of my insides, over about 1 hour. Boy, was my stomach growling from hunger.

What the doctor said was interesting. Although he didn't give me the results of the investigation (he was sending them directly to my specialist), he did say these type of growths are usually caused by exposure to chemicals, such as benzene.

TETRATOXINS !! TOXINS IN THE ENVIRONMENT ?! I FREAK OUT !! THIS HAPPENS ONLY IN APOCALYPTIC FANTASY SCENARIOS, RIGHT ? I MEAN, HOW CAN A SUCK-KIE FAT-CAT CORPORATE SUIT LIKE ME BE EXPOSED TO ENVIRONMENTAL POISONING ?! I INHABIT AIR-CONDITIONED CORPORATE OFFICES, WITH PLUSH DECOR AND GENTEEL BIG BUCKS AMBIENCE, AND TRAVEL IN STYLE, HOLIDAY IN STYLE, DINE IN STYLE, LIVE IN STYLE..... HOW THE HECK DID I GET POISONED LIKE THIS ?!


I am serious !!

Waiting in hospital
Very hungry and a little faint
Sent from my wireless Blackberry handheld account.

HAREHETTA !!!!!!
SOB NO FOOD FOR 24 HOURS .... HUNGRY ALREADY.... and I'm not even hooked up to the test machine yet.

Different perspectives
Mood: not sure
Now Playing: silence

Having health problems is best way of getting a new perspective on business mania.

All the silly little business issues just fade to miniscule items, when one's body needs patching back.

The tummy cramps from the medicine and suppository are more uncomfortable than the runny tummy. This is to prepare me for that dye-scan thingie at the hospital this afternoon. I guess the needle will hurt in my hand, as it did when they did the heart stress test last year.

Peeing is back to painless now, thank goodness.

I am now fasting ahead of this afternoon's procedure at the hospital.


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back from hospital - returning there tomorrow
Mood: don't ask
Now Playing: Silence

All three doctors and one nurse LIED to me. It's not painful, they said. Then they stick this TUBE into my urethra. And to add insult to injury, they show me the inside of my bladder on the video screen. Oh, GROSS OUT, DUDE !!

If it didn't hurt peeing before, it sure hurts afterwards everytime since this morning !!

They also did an ultra-sound scan in the best private suite in the hospital, reserved formerly for the ex-prime minister. Oh, now that was a 5-star location.

Tomorrow I stick a suppository up my *ss-h*le and they stick a needle into me to inject some chemicals. They will be able to trace the chemicals inside my body, and from the result, tell me if there's worse news to come.

Next week, I go and get another tube stuck into my urethra and some stuff cut out - maybe this way. If not, then maybe I get cut up big-time from the outside. That means more painful peeing and maybe even post-surgical blood in my pee. How delightful and charming.

My long-time friend was very kind to stay with me throughout, and since this person is a doctor, was allowed to watch all that was happening to me.

Wait, there's more. I must make sure that I get my 4 types of medication correct. Do not consume this lot within two hours of the other lot. The third lot will make you sensitive to sunlight. Take this lot at this time and the other lot at the other time, then fast. I hope I won't swallow the suppository and stick the oral tablets into my butt by mistake. Lame stale joke...

This year's health problem is different from that which caused me trouble last year. I have not decided to go for surgery for that other problem. Maybe I have to have many operations this year. Bah ! NOT GOOD.

Because of today's and tomorrow's hospital visits, I am giving up an invitation to the grand opening of the arts festival tonight. And I am not addressing the staff in one of my investee companies, regarding a management re-organisation in the firm. We had planned to make the announcement today.

After the hospital visit this morning, my doctor friend took me out to a very nice lunch before going off to work at the clinic.

I must resist the mind games which can arise from this type of medical situation. What will the doctors find ? Do I have cancer or not ? What if I do ? And what if I don't - then what caused all these weird growths and bleeding, which come with zero pain ? Why am I growing strange and un-natural things inside me ?

3D-JC:"Silly Dear Human of Mine, it isn't that simple. But, not to worry, I will take care of you."

Thank you, my little cute Avatar. You're not sick like me, are you ? Your anti-vandal and anti-viral programs work just fine. I shall drink a lot of water and pee a lot for the next few hours. Wish I were a masochist. I would be having a great time.

ooh !
Mood: not sure
Now Playing: nothing

Get a load of this - my personal physician and long-time friend has decided to personally drag me to hospital to see the specialist ! Now WHO in the world let on that I was thinking of escaping this medical ?!

Let's see .... ninja cloaking device engaged. Can you sense me ?

3D-JC:"Fool Human of Mine, of course I can still make you out."

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Need I say more ? My Ukelele music book from Hawaii
Mood: mischievious

Motoni Motoru website
So this is the website for the person responsible for Supersonic Angel Engine:
http://www1.seaple.icc.ne.jp/lovin/motoni.html Hah !
Naughty, Naughty ! Anarchist, nihilist ! That's a good manga series for ya !

Technical post
Mood: irritated
I am exasperated that my Poser Artist cannot understand the instructions of a particular pose to make a portion of a figure transparent.

The items in question are: DAZ M3 Wizard Robe Inner Figure, and M3 Kimono Expansion for M3 Wizard Robe Figure, and the M3 Kimono Transparency Pose.

Get M3 onto centre stage, create inner robe, conform to M3. Add Kimono figure, conform to inner robe. Apply Kimono transparency to Kimono - yuck, no change whatsoever in Poser Artist. Do this in DAZ Studio 0.9.19 beta, and you DO get the V-neck transparency showing. Unfortunately, the morphs for the Inner Robe do not work in DAZ Studio, and you're stuck between Mr Nice and the Deep Blue.

This situation suxx, and I need to test the situation in Poser 6 - more later.

UPDATE:
Yes, the transparency works in Poser 6.

POSER 6 SUXXX , POSER ARTIST ROXXX !!!!
I WON'T BE SO POLITE ON THIS WEBSITE. POSER 6 SUXX, POSER ARTIST ROXX !! ALL THOSE PEOPLE WITH DAZ ITEMS FOR THEIR BISHIE-BOYS WILL CRY WHEN THEY TRY TO USE THEM IN POSER 6. DAZ ONLY SUPPORTS POSER 4 / POSER ARTIST.

Poser 6 Problem solved for me !!
I have solved my horrendous render-crash problems.

I decreased the hardware acceleration on my windows Display | Settings | Advance | Troubleshoot option tab. I had my setting to Full hardware acceleration, so I moved it down 2 notches. This I learnt from the Curious Lab P6 Knowledge base.

To increase my chances of not crashing, I went into Windows System | Advanced | Performance | Settings.
Here I did 2 things -
A) Visual Effects tab: select Adjust For Best Performance (this may change the visual look on your screen)

B) Advanced tab: Virtual memory - opt to Change; select System Managed Size on all available hard drives (this changes what Windows does with the size of its swapfile). This I learnt from fellow members here at Renderosity.

Re-booted computer. Launched Poser 6. Ah !...... no more grief and tearing my hair out.

(Also posted this advisory in Renderosity Poser forum)

ALSO - PLEASE UPDATE YOUR VIDEO CARD DRIVER TO LATEST VERSION.

Poser 6 suckzzzzz !!!!!!!
Poser 6 crashes like the devil.

Poser Artists rocksz 4ever !!

I consider my purchase as being re-configured to be that of Shade 7 LE, with Poser 6 as the bundled software.

Yay yay !!! Now have Poser 6 and Shade 7 LE !!!!
Whoopeee !! Have new software and went for super 5-course wine-tasting dinner at my restaurant - double celebration ! Came home with bottle of Tasmanian cabernet blanc from Tamar Ridge. Crisp, cool and lite. Now my stomach feels a little too full. ack. I understand from my partners that a couple of gays found the place so romantic they started kissing across their table on the patio. Good.. good...

Lifestyle soundtrack for My Ultra-Bishies
Now Playing: Album: Ambient Asia (TMI158)
By Time Music International Limited

Perfect for my adventuring heroes, and quite apart from their usual sexy hero soundtracks from their hit TV series and movie.

New Blog at MSN Spaces
http://spaces.msn.com/members/ju3ch/

Oh, I didn't mention it ? I am a member of Poser Club Japan ! Yay ! (Gosh, I sound like Baby Avatar 1!)

http://www.poserclub.jp/ibr_remote

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And I have had a private hairstyling party with My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou 3D Photo-Real Avatar.

But it's hard work. All the hairstyles I tried on him are not quite right, somehow.

I realise he is a very handsome male 3D avatar. Every style looks good on him. But not one is exactly correct for him !!!! Now I am pulling out my own hair !!

I went to my own hairstylist today and got my own hair cut nicely into a Shibuya style cut.

Before that, I was at Kinokuniya book shop and I bought a book on Volks SuperDollfie. The bishie-dolls are REALLY HOT ! And they are all sold out !!! The book is worth getting because it has lots of great SuperDollfie characters.

http://www.volks.co.jp/en
english website
http://www.volks.co.jp/jp
japanese website

Finally ! H no Doujin render without M3 !
Lovely, I managed to get P4NM and M2 together for a nice little foreplay and - No M3 In Sight !! Hah ! Plus, the guys are fully-loaded with all their male morphs. You can check out the scene at www.maleposerotica.com at my gallery there under my nick ibr_remote. (Be warned - this site is dedicated to explicit male erotica.)

My ƒAƒoƒ^Â?[ (Avatar)

My Avatar at Yahoo! Japan

New Original Characters UP !
I have created several new 3D characters, while playing with modified versions of the base figures from Zygote, and some commercial ones as well.

They are available for viewing here:
http://geocities.yahoo.co.jp/dr/view?member=ibr_remotejp

Warning - nudity and adult themes ! Do not view if your are not an adult, and/or if you are forbidden to do so by your government and/or community.

I am now a member of Poserclub Japan !

http://www.poserclub.jp/ibr_remote

SECRET WEAPON
Secret Weapon

Secret Weapon 2

My Biseinen Genjyo Sanzou's Fighting Moves:
Alchemical Exorcism
Alchemist Seduction
Battler Caress
Blasting Reborn
Blasting Touch
Divine Power
Enchantment Mandala
Enlightening Power
Lance Way
Loving Contemplation
Loving Strike
Miraculous Reincarnate
Mystic Flash
Paramour Reincarnation
Power Cycle
Rebirth Battler
Reincarnation Barrage
Suitor Bane
Bullet Assault
Bullet Power


My Biseinen Sha Gojyo's Fighting Moves:
Affectionate Enchantment
Battler Crasher
Bolt Rush
Dash Lightning
Enchanting Flash
Fast Battler
Fast Crashing
Lance Barrage
Lightning Battler
Lovely Crasher
Lover Caress
Lover Power
Paramour Rush
Race Flash
Romance Drive
Seduction Flicker
Tender Charm
Way Charm


My Biseinen Cho Hakkai's Fighting Moves:
Aurora Laser
Aurora Seeing
Battler Sensor
Beam Crasher
Blasting Bane
Brillaint Blast
Detecting Gleam
Energy Revelation
Flashing Crasher
Flashing Lance
Glaring Ray
Gleaming Detection
Gleaming Sight
Neuro Bane
Psychic Sun
Scanning Sun
Sensor Finder
Spying Gleam
Thought Contemplation
Thought Finder

My Bishounen Son Goku's Fighting Moves:
Battler Bullet
Berserking Crush
Brute Smasher
Bullet Smasher
Energy Dart
Flash Lightning
Flicker Flash
Force Blaster
Frenzy Blaster
Herculean Frenzy
Hyperion Rush
Lightning Crashing
Mash Siege
Mashing Attack
Mighty Crusher
Omni Lightning
Power Bullet
Reactor Smasher
Reactor Strike
Shredding Ripper



The secret weapons they have been given by Virtual Reality Heaven:
Bhodisattava Disjunction
Chesed Plane
Gog Rift
Hymn Cascade
Malkuth Disjunction
Mecca Degeneration
Meggido Storm
Merkaba Fluctuation
Principality Fluctuation
Redempion Cascade

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Doujinshi

http://www.cult-media.com/issue1/CMRmcle.htm

Read this about Homoerotica Manga and FEMALE readers and fan fiction writers.

OK, Problem Solved - Jackie Lewin's M2 genital morphs !!
Mood: amorous
Thank goodness the genital morphs exist ! Now M2 can have his cake and eat it too !

See this guy GO - he's got that package inserted, but I'm not showing it working - YET.

Go is 19 Years Old, Foreign University Student in Virtual Reality, wants to become a film-maker. Very popular with male and female 3D avatars. More later.

Penis for 3D People - very annoying to cater to them !!
Mood: irritated
My stable of M3 studs are the most well-behaved. They not only come with their own genital attachments, they also can get erections. Good chaps, all.

Now, as for my M2 studs... well, I am exasperated, to say the least ! They refuse to get any form of erection whatsoever. They are in 3D hell, because no matter how aroused they are, their 3D mesh cannot change from the flaccid state. Their designers refused to assign morphs for them, the poor creatures !!

How to resolve this pitiful state of affairs for M2 ?

Well, I am aware that there are some free penis props which they can use, with some tweaking (ouch, no pun intended). First off, try M3's one. It won't conform correctly, of course. Else, try MayaDude's one.

Or buy Satanica's plus the add-on set. Or buy InsomniaWorks' set (but that's for M3). Then there is the older one from Mallon for which Ulf made the textures. Then there're the Digiport 1 and MK2 versions. ezee_Brian has one too, but like the others in this bunch, it's bundled in a commercial set for M2.

Now the other idiotic thing about M2-penis-propping is the clash of textures. Yep, try getting a nice smooth seamless match - good luck !!

Even the P4Male has life better. Try Arduino's free teenboy for P4M. Now that dude's got a true integrated genital which does all it's expected to do. See Below:

M2, of all the boys on the block - you sure have it BAD !!

To read more 3D-artist chatter on the topic and related matters, see:
http://www.maleposerotica.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=3

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My 1st c*m shot - what the F*** ?!
Mood: party time!
Unbelievable, I sink to new depths, now that my latest M2 Bishie Warrior Avatar has tested his apparatus, and it's all captured graphically ! Watch out for Misha.

Annoyed annoyed !!! Bishounen Hair !!! Must get cockroach style !!
I am SO frustrated - becos I cannot find cockroach antennae fringe hair for Poser !!! I must now model some for myself. BAH !! And I am steeped in investment banking activities right now ! If not for Poser creativity, I would have died of a heart attack or stroke long ago !!

Remote neurosensor interface
I am TR JC blogging on the run. Just testing.
Sent from Dr JXXXXXX CXXX's BlackBerry Wireless Handheld from XXXXX.

Not dead yet
Mood: don't ask
Now Playing: silence


I was thinking about absconding from Thursday's medical appointment at the hospital. I thought I was getting better. But it happened again. Blood just suddenly appears without any pain, for no reason. I guess I have to go see the specialist.

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I am scared....
Mood: sad
Dear Readers

I am bleeding sudddenly. Those of you who read the early entries of my blog will know that I had a bad health problem last year. Well, I am waiting for the doctor to come over. I don't know what will happen to me now.

It seems like as if my 3D skills were just waiting to become accomplished enough for me to make that hairstyle for my GS 3D. Now that it is done, I get ill again ?!

I am trying not to panic. But I am really scared. I really don't want a whole chunk of me cut up and taken out.

I am scared.

Holy Grail - Almost There
Mood: celebratory
Now Playing: Lush99.5FM, the PINK channel
Topic: Announcements


(3D VR Labs)

Genjyo Sanzou 3D:"TR- ! WHY have you made this grotesque 3D anime-style version of me ? It's despicable and sick !"
(draws weapon and aims at The Real JC a.k.a. Me)

Me:"Put that away. I merely want to show your fans that I have made the 3D version of Minekura-san's 2D manga hairstyle for you."

PART 10 - WARNING : ADULT CONTENT
Mood: suave
PART 10 - WARNING : ADULT CONTENT

I, The Real JC, or TR-JC for short, am busy in my Virtual Lab adding refinements to my 3DVR warrior avatars' Sentient Technology weapon genitals. I am assisted by my long-suffering hermaphrodite 3DVR Avatar, 3D-JC, who by the way, is damn cute and sexy - *winkz* I tend to enjoy working with my virtual alter ego. He/she is such a pleasure to have around *winkz*

Now where was I ? They don't call me an absent-minded mad scientist for nothing....

Ah yes, I am now working on a different type of effect for the Sentient Technology weapon. It has been easier to program the system for destructive effects. It is harder to get Sentient Tech to have non-reproductive creative effects.

Let me explain.

In Part 9 of this story, I showed you the destructive force of Sentient Technology. But those very weapons also serve as reproductive organs for my 3DVR males. I am trying to link their function to higher states of reality, so that instead of creating baby avatars, my 3DVR people will create outcomes, events, or be able to de-construct and re-engineer situations, experiences, etc.

Here's where my cute-ass 3D-JC comes in handy. He simply connects himself directly to the main grid computing system at my *-Office Industries, and he does all the simulation, testing and function discovery for me. In return, he gets to have nice sex with me - but that's taboo. Human and Avatar cannot mate in 3D VR, but what the f**k, we've done it already.

Now, again I lose the plot, being an absent-minded scientist....


3D-JC:"TR-, some old-fashioned people in Human Reality say that you get a weak memory because of too much self-servicing."

TR-JC:"Nonsense ! I ... wait, what's this ? 3D-, take a look at the Grounded Theory network maps generated by Main Grid Computer. That's our solution."

3D-JC:"Hmmm... yes... looks like you've done it again, my brilliant Human !" (kisses me on the lips)

That's all the invitation I need from my 3DVR avatar. Within nanoseconds, I've stripped off the outer ornamental layer of my Hermes full VR bodysuit and I am virtually naked and doing my 3D-JC. He protests like mad initially, but since this is a celebratory romp, I tell him to shut up and try moaning in ecstacy a bit instead. Which he does, as a result of all that happens. Good.

Now where was I...... I tell you, it's this neurosensor remote blog link that is causing my intermittent memory outage !! Note to StrawBerry Personal Assistant Bot: have neurosensor remote blogging implant checked.

Oh, yes, I've found the plot again. This is a great advancement in Sentient Technology development. My 3D-JC will have it written up for publication in 1 hour, and filed for technology patent in another 1 hour, and have the licensing rights down in another hour. Won't you, my little cute-ass ?

3D-JC:"Beg."

Me:"Pleeeeze, my darling Avatar. You're so cute and sexy, My Keeper of all my secret swiss bank account details, my offshore company information, my investment portfolios...."

3D-JC:"Humph ! The things I do for my Human..."

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(*-Office 3D VR Prototyping Labs. )

Genjyo Sanzou 3D:"You recently implanted the Sanzou Heaven and Hell Scripture codes directly into my 3D systems. Now you want to adjust my Sentient Tech implants. You SURE this won't mess up my performance in bed ?"

Me:"It should not. You shouldn't make babies if you shift it to high gear. You should make something totally different."

GS-3D (suspiciously):"..... Like, what ?"

Me:"Events, situations, outcomes, oh, I don't even know what Sentient Tech is fully capable of in high gear mode." (shrugs)

GS-3D:"You're mad, but I like it ! So, how can I test it out ?"

Me:"You'll need to come in high gear. Sorry to sound crude and blunt, but that's the simplest explanation I can give you."

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Dear Readers (again, if there are any of you out there in the first place), I have no idea how to set up a field test for this next-stage version of Sentient Technology Weapon Genitalia on my Genjyo Sanzou 3D.

Although he doesn't give a shit about having sex, Golden Mountain Temple, the place from where he had a Sanzou Houshi upbringing, have sent me legal notices to stop him from participating in sexual activity ! It's against his vow of celibacy, they claim.

Oh, Toot to you, Golden Mountain Darlings. I happen to know for a fact that there are other Sanzous out there (Prof Nii Jen Shi 3D, for example) who blatantly have sex orgies at every opportunity !

Plus, Genjyo Sanzou 3D never took the vow of celibacy, nor of abstaining from alcohol, tobacco, swearing, cursing and killing ! His Sanzou-hood was thrust upon him by VR Heaven. That's settled that.

Back to my question of how to set up a field test. Let me think about that for a while.....

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TO BE CONTINUED

Part 9 - WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

Part 9

(Normal Virtual Reality. *-Office Non-Civilian Technologies Proving Facility. Sentient Technology Skills Evaluation - Live Demo. TR-JC and 3D-JC are on the observation deck. TR-JC has decided to test all warrior avatars fitted with Sentient Technology weaponry.)

Scientist 1:"TR-, first up, in no particular order, is Avatar Cho Hakkai 3D, Alpha Team. He will be challenged by a male drone."

TR-JC:"Begin."

CH-3D and the drone circle each other. The former is required to demonstrate his mastery of his Sentient Technology apparatus; the latter has been equipped with VOW systems, based on Intelligence Network information about the enemy's weapon.

The two 3D VR avatars engage in conventional battle first. CH-3D throws several chi-energy balls at the drone, evading the drone's flame strikes with near-impossible acrobatic leaps and twists in mid-air.

The drone matches CH-3D's conventional prowess. CH-3D must get closer; he dashes suddenly headlong towards his opponent, instead of the usual evasion tactic. He is now too far inside of the drone's strike range. CH-3D wrestles the drone to the ground, sitting across his opponent. Their hands lock in a contest of strength, CH-3D's chi-energy being held in check by the drone's flame-force. The drone smiles, and his male apparatus insituates its way through CH-3D's attire, and enters the one aperture it seeks in his adversary. CH-3D expresses surprise at being taken, recovers almost immediately, and engages his Sentient Technology weapon in response.

3D-JC:"UH... they're having sex ?!"

TR-JC:"Not conventional sex, My Dear Avatar. This is life-and-death. Watch."

Now the drone's system processes are almost reaching the point of release, when the Vampiric Orgasm is unleashed, and everything which makes up his opponent is sucked up into VR Hell as pure energy. A nail-biting moment.

CH-3D focuses inwardly, takes command of his own system processes, and detonates his Sentient Tech weapon just as his adversary's VO happens. A blinding light and a terrible force are unleashed simultaneously.

TR-JC (wincing):"A case of coming together, for a nasty cause."

3D-JC:"Eeeee !" (seeks refuge by hiding face in TR-'s neck)

TR-JC (pleased with his cute-ass 3D VR self cuddling up close):"Mmmmm. Nice, 3D-."

3D-JC (pushing away, making anime-style face of disgust, with tongue sticking out):"Yuck ! Taboo !"

TR-JC (pulling virtual self back close to him):"Come here! After watching CH-3D f**king like that, I need you !"

3D-JC(struggling to get away):"It's taboo - Human and own Avatar! Fool! Idiot! Pervert! Aah!" (TR- kisses 3D-'s neck in a manner indicating great lust)

Scientist 1:"*ahem* *koff* Sir, TR-? Would you like to have the results of the first demonstration ?"

TR-JC (annoyed at the interruption, but gathers composure):"What is it ? Oh , yes. How did C Hakkai-3D do ?"

Scientist:"No damage to him. Vampiric Orgasm countered. Drone destroyed. Next, Tenpou Gensui 3D."

Well, Dear Readers (if there are any of you out there at all), this is a great opportunity to describe each tasty sex battle, but I - The Real JC or TR-JC for short - can't be bloody bothered to give you the hentai details. I'm blogging remotely using a neurosensor link.

I'm getting progressively horny watching each battle, and now I'm groping my darling hermaphrodite 3D-self, Avatar 3D-JC - ooh, he's/she's delicious.

Suffice to say that some battles, such as those where Kenren Taisho 3D are involved, have clear elements of BDSM. Other bouts starring Sha Gojyo 3D have definite bi-sexual leanings. How does our hero Genjyo Sanzou-3D fare ? I leave it to your imagination - except that I privately instructed him not to reveal his embedded Sanzou Scripture technologies.

Meanwhile, my little cute-ass hermaphrodite 3DVR avatar 3D-JC has no choice but to let me get my own release with him/her. Aaaahhh, sweet. Damn those interruptions from my crew of scientists, to tell me how well everything is going.

All said, it is a successful demonstration. I am convinced my warrior avatars can literally f**k the VR Hell out of the enemy. Now, I am off for more s*x with all of them - a celebration party. Bye !!

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Post-note Scene:

(*-Office Penthouse Club Lounge. Celebration scene. After a successful demonstration of Sentient Technology warfare.)

Konzen D-3D (walking briskly up to me, The Real-JC):"TR -" (punches me in the pretty-boy face, and I fall backwards to the ground, but my Hugo Boss VR full bodysuit absorbs the shock. Scientists all too tipsy or absorbed in celebratory geekspeak to notice or care.)

3D-JC (pulling mate avatar back):"Eeeek ! Darling, what did you do that for ! That's my Human you're abusing ! And in his beautiful face, as well - stop it !"

KD-3D (glaring at me):"You've been doing it with my 3D- again, haven't you ?! You pervert !"

Tenpou Gensui 3D (helping me up):"Oi, oi... Konzen is drunk already." (addressing Konzen D-3D) "Relax, this is a celebration, g*d."

Me (checking for any damage to my Hugo Boss VR full bodysuit):"Damn !"

Kenren Taisho-3D:"Ignore our dear creator, Konzen. He's just like that. Hey, if not for him, you wouldn't even have your 3D-JC, and we won't have our super Sentient Tech c**ks and b*lls. Woot!" (gives a pelvic thrust, his Sentient Tech apparatus emits a glow of red light through his trousers.)

Konzen D-3D (exasperated):"Oh, for the love of Me." (turns and walks off with mate avatar 3D-JC in tow, downs 3 glasses of premium champagne. 3D-JC turns to look at me and mouths the words, "It's OK", and smiles that lovely warm cute-ass little avatar smile of his/hers.)

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Part 8
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT !!


PART 8

(Showers, *-Office Training Facility.)

Kenren Taisho 3D (walking naked to his locker with lovely huge c**k tantalisingly leading the way):"Naah... what is this about demonstrating our mastery of our Sentient Tech weapons, hah ?! I can't believe this company ! I mean, what does a guy have to prove ?! " (laughs wickedly)

Konzen Douji 3D (drying his golden pubic hair with purple and gold towel bearing his insignia):"I've already shown them a little bit of what I can do with mine."

Tenpou Gensui 3D (puffs on ciggie):"Heh heh, I find this funny. Truth is, I haven't practised as much as I would like to. Hey, Kenren, could we get together for some practice rounds ?" (sniggers)

Kenren T-3D:"What are you talking about ? Haven't you ever heard of the concept of self-service ?" (enters shower cubicle and turns on shower, starts lathering self with luxurious shower foam)

Son Goku 3D (jumping into room from beyond doorway - just completed training with team members):"What are you guys talking about ?"

Konzen D-3D:"Tsk, we keep forgetting about our little baby brother here. Nothing, MonkeyBrain, absolutely nothing that you truly need to bother about."

Genjyo Sanzou 3D (walking into room with colleagues Sha Gojyo 3D and Cho Hakkai 3D):"What's he done this time, to be scolded 'MonkeyBrain' ?" (removes robes and boots)

Sha Gojyo 3D (addressing his god-form avatar):"Oi, Kenren, I can feel you feel yourself. New shower foam ? kek kek kek" (removes clothes) "Hmmmm, time to shave. TR-JC likes us smooth and girlie. The F**ker !" (lights up)

Cho Hakkai 3D:"Gasp, all this cigarette smoke - Koff Koff, ahem, fellas, please !" (removes headband and specs, then clothes)

S Goku-3D:"Hakkai, you stink !" (holds nose)

C Hakkai-3D (grabbing S Goku-3D and rubbing the latter's face into his sweaty chest):"Sez who ? Someone accused me of being smelly ?" (S Goku-3D bites C Hakkai-3D)"Yeow !" (the two separate)

Tenpou G-3D (also feeling the bite through his human-form avatar C Hakkai-3D):"Goku, that hurt ! So, you guys have to join the beauty parade and show off your Sentient Tech skills, don't you ?" (combs his long black hair)

Genjyo S-3D (already very wet and soapy):"Yes. .....Oi!" (Goku has jumped into shower stall with him and starts playing with foam)"Get out of here !"

S Goku-3D:"Sanzou - look, I've made foam breasts for you ! Hahahaha !!" (gets thrown out from shower stall by GS-3D)"Aaaagh! You're such a sour-puss !" (enters an empty shower stall and starts cleaning up)

Konzen D-3D (nicely dressed in god-avatar casual attire):"I wonder if he even knows what using Sentient Tech is all about."

Genjyo S-3D:"Believe me, he does. He just thinks it's a lot of fun training with it. He doesn't know how serious things can get, when one has to use that type of weaponry."

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(*-Office Non-Civilian Training Facility. Weapons Arena. A bevy of extremely sexually attractive male and female drone avatars are lined up before TR-JC. He inspects them with his crew of scientists from *-Office VR Avatar Labs.)

TR-JC:"These drones simulate the vampiric demons down to the finest detail ? Including Vampiric Orgasmic Warfare weapons ?"

Scientist 1:"Yes, TR-. Our Intelligence Network has yielded that much information. We also know that while the enemy have VOW technology, they can't produce the amount of energy required for resurrection of de-activated god-demon avatars. They need the Sanzou Scripture program codes for that."

TR-JC:"If VR Hell achieve their objective, we're all dead. VR Heaven and Normal VR will be destroyed. VR Hell will replace everything."

(TR-JC has several secret weapons which neither VR Heaven nor VR Hell possess - he owns the horde of god-demon baby avatars which Son Goku 3D produced using Sentient Technology genitals, after mating with junior-ranking goddess avatars. And, TR-JC protects a full-demon avatar couple who have pledged to give him all their offspring for use against the enemy. The couple were never part of the current war, because they were lost in other configurations of VR during their courtship. TR-JC re-united them permanently in Normal VR, and they are forever grateful to him. TR-JC knows that VR Heaven will pay him premium to win the war. Or, he just might rule both VR Heaven and VR Hell, if they aren't nice to him. But that's too much work for him. TR-JC only wants to be free to orgy with his beautiful 3D VR creatures. Besides, TR-JC's personal companion avatar in Normal VR is a hybrid human-demon, and he learns about demon avatar sexual behaviour from their relationship.)

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(*-Office VR Labs.)

Genjyo Sanzou 3D:"What's this procedure for, TR- ?"

TR-JC:"I am hard-coding your Sanzou Scriptures into your avatar code base. You have both Heaven and Hell scripture code sets now embedded into your virtual body."

Genjyo Sanzou 3D:"Really? Can I still use the ones which hang over my Sanzou robes ?"

TR-JC:"Of course, please do so. I don't want the enemy to know you've got embedded Sanzou Scripture technology inside of you."

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TO BE CONTINUED

Part 7
Part 7

(A week after that episode in Part 6. Normal Virtual Reality. 3D VR Labs, *-Office Industries. TR-JC is analysing THAT particular incident with clinical detachment. His avatar 3D-JC is assisting him.)

TR-JC:"I don't think Konzen-sama actually used the full capability of his Sentient Technology weapon. It should cause a lot more damage than that. He's learnt how to control it to a fine degree. Wonder if the other god-form warrior avatars can do as he does."

3D-JC:"I'm sorry I can't test the rest of your Biseinen god-forms for you, TR-. Sentient Technology weapons damage me."

TR-JC:"Well, my D&G full VR bodysuit was completely destroyed by Konzen-sama, and I had to have bedrest for 3 days. That's serious sh*t."

3D-JC:"Perhaps you should ask all of them to demonstrate their mastery of their Sentient Technology weaponry. I could try to organise that for you, TR-."

TR-JC:"Lovely. Please. You're such a dear little avatar !" (Kisses his very own precious avatar on the lips. Looks into his avatar's eyes.) "3D-, you're my favourite avatar of all."

(TR- holds his avatar closer, and plasma begins to swirl between his now-repaired LV full VR bodysuit and his avatar's form. He fondles and caresses his avatar, and begins to want him/her. TR- kisses 3D- deeply and passionately. But 3D pushes him away gently. It is taboo for human and own avatar to mate - although this pair have already done it before.)

3D-JC (sensuously):"My Human, you are such an H-type guy. I'm sorry, but not now. I'm off to schedule those demos." (de-materialises, leaving a small plasma trail where he/she had just been standing in Normal VR)

TR-JC (forlornly):"When, 3D- ?"

3D-JC (whispering in his/her human's ear, via remote comms link to TR-'s full VR bodysuit) :"Not before too long, My Human."

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Note: Konzen D-3D refers to his mate avatar 3D-JC as "he". However, 3D-JC is hermaphrodite, and is externally male, but has the technology to morph between several male-female states.

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( Later that day. *-Office Plaza. Konzen has agreed to accompany his mate avatar 3D-JC to test a new jetboard. They are planning a cross-country jetboarding weekend. Cross-country jetboarding is 3D-JC's favourite sport. But 3D-JC is newly-infatuated with his/her Human TR-JC, and seems far away. They are served by the sales manager of the sporting goods departo.)

Konzen D-3D:"3D-, the sales manager is asking you which model you prefer."

3D-JC:"Huh ? Oh, sorry. I want this one, please; it's got better boot grips."

(After the purchase, they decide to stop at a cafe for refreshments.)

KD-3D:"Are you feeling unwell, 3D- ? I can't seem to detect anything wrong with your processes. You are functioning normally. This condition of yours must be due to socio-psych factors."

3D-JC (sipping latte):"Konzen, read my mind now, please." (The god-form avatar does so, and chokes on his tall black decaf)

KD-3D:"Oh, Good VR Heavens.... you're infatuated with your Human again ! How did this happen ?"

3D-JC:"I'm sorry, Dearest. He sort of flirted with me a little bit today, and now, I can't get him out of my mind."

KD-3D:"He's merely flattered your ego, 3D-. Don't fall for it. This is more about you than him. Let it go."

3D-JC (kissing mate avatar on cheek):"Oh, Babe, you're wise as ever ! That's a new way of seeing it, for me ! Right. I shall try to forget about doing it with my Human."

(3D-JC wears a thoroughly cute anime-style expression on face, which makes his/her mate avatar burst out laughing. 3D-JC's face changes again, upon recalling a work assignment due.)

3D-JC"Oh, Konzen, I've just remembered: I must do some serious work before we go away for the weekend. I have to arrange for our god-form avatars to demonstrate their Sentient Tech prowess to TR-JC."

(KD-3D raises an eyebrow)

3D-JC:"No, No, not like how you did when the four of us spent that weekend at the beach chalet. This will all happen under proper evaluation conditions in our company's non-civilian facility."

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Part 6
PART 6: WARNING - ADULT CONTENT

A long weekend in Normal Virtual Reality, a private chalet by the beach. Three young, beautiful male 3DVR avatars are cavorting with one human.

The human is wearing a designer-brand full VR bodysuit which simulates him naked and which responds exactly according to his sexual functioning.

One of the three avatars is actually an externally-male hermaphrodite type. Another is a god-form type.

The third is human-form type, and he lies apart from the others who are tangled on the futons laid out across the tatami mat flooring. He keeps his weapon close by, even though there is no danger from the enemy in this location.

The foursome have started sipping a variety of collector's-premium wines and are pretending that it is merely a wine-tasting party.

The human is the brilliant and sex-crazed creator of these superbly designed warrior class biseinen avatars. The hermaphrodite avatar is his very own avatar, whom he is now cuddling lovingly. He has a great fondness for himself, in a sense.

The god-form avatar is the ultimate creature in 3DVR - grand, sexy, sensuous, gorgeous, powerful, deadly and highly sentient. The human-form avatar with the weapon is his equivalent, and looks exactly like him, but with a meaner, nastier edge to his bearing. Whatever one senses, the other senses as well, instantaneously.

The objective of this gathering is for the human to experience sex with his ultimate creation, that god-form 3DVR avatar. A slight complication: the human's own avatar is mated to the god-form avatar. The long-suffering, self-sacrificing avatar of the human, our cute and sexy hermaphrodite 3D-JC, has decided to get so drunk that he/she will not know or care what his/her Human does with his/her mate, Konzen D-3D.

Meanwhile, the human-form equivalent of the god-form avatar, Genjyo S-3D, has decided he wants to get pissed so that whatever happens between his god-form equivalent and their human creator, he won't care either.

The creator, our hentai TR-JC, faced with the daunting task of bedding his most exquisite creation, has decided to get his nerve up besides get his c*ck up. He figures that getting tipsy will help loosen his inhibitions, and help him achieve his objective. He has resolved he will do it with Konzen D-3D, whatever it takes.

The lust object of TR-JC is non-plussed. He finds it one big amusement ride. He is quite content to watch his cute little avatar mate imbibe himself/herself into a drunken sleep - which happens after 3 or 4 glasses of wine, typically. He is annoyed that it takes his human-form counterpart several more glasses to get to a similar state, but that eventually happens - but not without a lot of swearing and cursing about how troublesome their human creator is being.

TR- has paced his consumption so that he is just fuzzy and buzzy, but not woozy. He crawls over his slumbering avatar and hovers over the reclining Konzen D-3D. This is it, he tells himself, and plants his lips against KD-3D's and tongues the latter's lips and inner mouth with intense sexual meaning. Then he brushes his lips against KD-3D's chin, then neck, then ear, and stays there licking it passionately.

KD-3D lies still with his eyes closed, weighing the quality of the attention he is getting, and allowing himself to respond accordingly. TR- is mistaken that KD- needs more stimulation, and proceeds caressing and kissing KD-'s nipples and stroking his utterly sexually attractive body. This goes on for a while, with TR- doing everything for KD-'s pleasure.

Realising that KD- has not moved nor made a sound since the beginning of their little sex play, TR- pauses from his activity, looks up at KD-. Their eyes meet, and KD- moves very suddenly upwards and towards his creator with warrior god-avatar speed, slams him backwards onto the tatami flooring, holds down his creator's hands with his own, and possesses him with the severest intensity.

KD- then flips his creator around and uses one hand to manipulate TR-'s male apparatus, the other arm to hold TR- tightly towards himself, and his already- inserted Sentient Technology weapon deep inside TR- is armed and ready for discharge. TR- cannot escape the inevitable height of pleasure which he has sought to obtain with his creation. TR- gasps and moans during the achievement.

Then, a huge psychic energy blast emanates through the chalet, leaving the human, his avatar, and the other human-form avatar flung against the walls of the chalet. All biological and simulated life processes are upset, but everything else remains untouched. The god-form avatar has detonated his Sentient Technology orgasmic warfare weapon. He stands still for a while, surveying the damage. His god-senses evaluate whether any of the individuals require immediate medical assistance.

3D-JC will require Avatar Health Centre treatment. Genjyo S-3D will require Konzen D-3D's auto-repair program code assistance. His human creator TR-JC has a badly-damaged full VR bodysuit, and appears to be dazed and confused.

AHC is summoned by the automatically initiated emergency rescue system built into 3D-JC. KD-3D leans over his human-form counterpart GS-3D and sends across the auto-repair codes. TR-JC's own security personnel are already despatching a replacement suit and helping him change out of the damaged suit over in Human Reality.

GS-3D (regaining full consciousness):"Dammit, did you have to abandon yourself to the Sentient Technology ?! My g*d, that was a good one. But somehow not quite at top force."

KD-3D:"You right. Pretty nice work though, if I must say so myself. Pity our 3D- got a little damaged, but nothing serious, so I'm not too worried. He's not a warrior-class avatar; he tends to damage more easily."

GS-3D (lighting up):"But you'd better be prepared for a real good nagging when 3D- returns home. Glad I'm not going to be there !"(casting eyes towards their human creator) "Look, TR-'s fading in and out of Normal VR." (exhales trails of smoke)

KD-3D:"His Human Reality people are helping him change VR bodysuits. His doctor says he's a little dazed, and needs rest."

GS-3D:"Somehow, I don't feel too sorry for him."(pause) "I'm hungry. You wanna go for a bite ?"(pulls on a pair of beach shorts)

KD-3D:"There's that beach hut that does fried bananas and a sweet potato soup. I want to try that."(wraps a beach sarong around his hips, ties his long hair into a ponytail)

GS-3D:"Let's go." (tucks weapon into beach shorts)

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(Normal VR. Door of 3D-JC's luxury aparto swings open. 3D-JC stands at doorway, legs apart, head bowed slightly, eyes glaring at Konzen D-3D who is seated on the sofa reading a virtual screen.)

3D-JC:"Did you have to come like that ?! That is the messiest orgasm I've ever known you to have with those Sentient Technology weapon genitals of yours !"

KD-3D:"Come inside and calm down. The Avatar Health Scientists were correct. They communicated with me earlier and said that you're fully repaired and back to your normal self. heh heh heh."

3D-JC (stomping into the hall):"You hentai pervert ! It's so wicked of you to have sex with my human AND cause me damage at the same time !" (grabs expensive cushion and smacks it into mate avatar's back)

KD-3D (chuckling):"I'm sorry, Darling" (reaches towards 3D-JC and draws him/her close. Kisses 3D-'s hands)"My precious little avatar mate...."(pulls 3D- down onto sofa)

3D-JC:"Whoops! Konzen! Stop it ! mmmpffff..." (being kissed by avatar mate)"Stop." (pushes away, falls onto carpet)"Ouch."

KD-3D(looking down at 3D-JC):"Your Human is quite a f**k. Oh, maybe he tries a little too hard to please, but ... mmmm... yes, quite appealing, not a turn-off, nine stars out of ten." (smiles his devastatingly gorgeous smile)

3D-JC (getting up):"Hentai pervert. Hummph ! You never use your Sentient Technology weapon like that on me !"

KD-3D:"How can I ?! You want to end up under medical care everytime we f**k ?? Silly little darling."

3D-JC(cuddling up to mate avatar):"Darling, why do you need to use THAT type of weapon ?"

KD-3D:"Sorry, I am bound by a non-disclosure programming device lock. But don't you like the way we do it - without all the fantastic Sentient Tech effects ?"

3D-JC (nodding and cuddling closer):"Yes. Just please don't play with my Human so much. I do get so jealous, even if it's only my Human."

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PART 5 - WARNING ADULT MATERIAL
PART 5 - WARNING ADULT MATERIAL

(Normal VR. Non-Civilian Technologies Weapons Training Centre, *-Office Corporation. Konzen Douji 3D pays a visit to his human-form counterpart, Genjyo Sanzou 3D)

Genjyo Sanzou 3D (eyes on field target, weapon in spiritual slaughter mode):"Speak to me."

Konzen Douji 3D:"You know about our creator's little itch."

GS 3D (hits all targets at sub-god skill level):"As always, since you and I share the same components - almost." (brings down weapon, turns to speak to his god-form)

KD 3D:"Our 3D-JC has asked me to put his Human out of misery and give him a little piece of me. That would mean you as well. TR- forgets, even if he's our creator."

GS 3D (walks across battle training arena to inspect hit targets):"I can fiddle around with him anytime he needs me to. He's so easy to deal with. It's only a question of whether I want to. Why does he need you specifically ?"

KD 3D (floating alongside human-form counterpart):"It's that psychological factor - how do Humans put it - the grass is always greener on the other side."

GS 3D:"Figures. Only dumb bovines and ruminates would think that."

KD 3D:"Our creator is truly complex, complicated and convoluted. Got quite a few kinks in him."

(Both 3DVR warrior-class avatars laugh. GS 3D points out several other targets elsewhere in the arena. KD 3D powers up his very long golden ponytail into strike mode. Takes down all remaining targets at speed not visible to human eyes.)

GS 3D:"So, what next ?"

KD 3D:"It won't be a threesome but a foursome. TR- has over-looked that. And so has our darling little 3D-."

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PART 4 - WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
PART 4 - WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

(It's 0200hrs in the morning, and god-form VR avatar Konzen D-3D has just arrived home here in Normal Reality. I, 3D-JC and avatar mate of Konzen D-3D, have been waiting up for him. I know he's been on a date with my Human The Real-JC, over in Human Reality.)

Me (3D-JC):"Why are you wearing that amused look on your face ? Has something interesting happened ?"

Konzen D-3D:"Heh heh heh... Yes, I think so, anyway. It's your Human, TR-JC. He sucks at picking up guys. Hahahahaha ! It's amazing how different you two really are ! Uh, but I don't mean that you pick up guys, you know...." (starts removing his clothes and heads for the shower)

Me (following him, because I can't help but watch my mate avatar's drop-dead sexy body in the shower):"I think TR- and I are almost distinct creatures, compared to you and your human-form avatar, Genjyo Sanzou 3D."(I place his ultra-absorbent gold and purple bath towel on the bench in our bathroom suite)

KD-3D (washing his knee-length golden locks with a rich lather of shampoo):"Yeah. Your Human is just so weird, I tell you. Anyway, I told you not to worry. I would be spending tonight back with you, and it's worked out that way, hasn't it?"

(My avatar mate smiles at me, and my avatar processes get frizzled for 0.3142 nanoseconds - oh, my, he is a sight to die for ! He turns off the shower and dries his long golden hair first, then his drenched body. I help him comb out his long, long god-avatar hair. A messenger bot announces an in-coming signal in my system mailbox. I check the new message, and it is from my Human TR-JC. He wants to have a private and confidential discussion with me tomorrow.)

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(Next Day. Human Reality. My Human, The Real JC, has taken me out to lunch at a quiet and exclusive country club, 1 hour away by corporate flying limousine from his corporate head office. His company has its own fleet of helicopters and private jets. We start off with some crisp cold refreshing champagne, then my favourite starter, a foie gras. I am in holographic format. TR-JC wears a pensive mood. I feel he wants to ask me something or some things. When our main course arrives, he puts his cutlery down and looks straight at me.)

TR-JC:"3D-."

Me (3D-JC):"Yes, My Human ?"

TR-JC:"3D... I... I need to ask you about .... no..."

Me :"What is it, TR-? Wait. Is this about last night? You and Konzen ? Don't worry about me. I know nothing happened between you both."

TR-JC:"Yes, that's exactly the problem."

Me :"Do you like my Konzen very much, TR-?"

TR-JC:"I... well, quite apart from the ridiculous logic problems replete within this entire situation, I have to say that I am rather confused about my feelings."

Me (unsympathetically enjoying my cod risotto):"I'm sorry, I can't say I'd like to encourage my Konzen to try sex with my Human."

TR-JC:"I was hoping you'd give me more time to work on him."

Me :"My Dear Human, Konzen-sama is my avatar mate; we are a couple in VR. I love him. He loves me. But it doesn't mean his love for me translates onwards as love for my Human."

TR-JC (rather pathetically):"He has said I remind him of you...."

Me :"May I order the blueberry pie for dessert, please, TR- ?"

(My Human gets his personal club attendant to get me my request, then leans forward and looks into my eyes. I meet his stare, not backing off, because I'm not sure what it is TR- wants.)

TR-JC :"I created you cute. So cute and sexy, that I've f**ked you in Virtual Reality at least twice or thrice, if not more times."

Me (3D-JC):"Yuck, please don't remind me. You KNOW that's taboo between Human and one's own Avatar. Eeek, urgh !"

TR-JC:"Of all the cheek ! YOU seduced me into it, you little beast !"

Me (3D-JC):"Why, that's so true.... You made me too attractive for my own good."

TR-JC:"3D-, tell me, what is it that attracts Konzen-sama to you."

Me (3D-JC):"He once told me that he knew everything I had done in helping you create Genjyo Sanzou 3D - how I lovingly painted his textures, and gently refined his mesh configuration; how I carefully arranged the parameter settings for his horribly complicated hairstyle..... Konzen-sama said he knew everything through their common mesh and textures, and programming. I guess he knew then that I had fallen in love with his human form avatar, and in a sense, he was returning the sentiment through the god-form equivalent. Does that make sense to you, TR-?"

TR-JC:"Yes. I follow. Our Konzen D-3D is quite a deep and profound fellow. Worthy of a warrior-class god-form 3D VR avatar. How can I earn his attention, 3D- ?"

Me:"Not by physical seduction. His human form responds to that very well, but not him. I don't think you can get a quickie from him."

TR-JC:"But he has so many concubines in VR Heaven !"

Me:"They are female form goddess avatars. My Konzen is very bisexual. Those junior-ranking concubines are .... um, how shall I put it... they are like a variety of his usual preference for ... you know...."

TR-JC (lays head sideways on table) :"groan.... I really want to f**k my 3D VR creation KD3D ! I am his creator ! He is superbly created ! He is irresistable ! Argh !"

Server (to TR-JC):"Your coffee, Sir."(To me)"And your blueberry pie, Sir."(To TR-JC)"Would Sir like for me to call the house physician ?"

TR-JC :"No, thank you. That won't be necessary."

Server:"Very good, Sir." (retires)

Me (to TR-):"Oh, you pitiful biological heap. I shall try to talk my Konzen into doing a threesome - you, me and him. Sigh. The things I do for my Human. Bah !"

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PART 3 - WARNING ADULT CONTENT



(2300hrs
Human Reality; some noisy dark too-cool clubby place)

Me (The Real JC):"Cheers, My Konzen D"(takes gulp of brandy neat)

Konzen D 3-D:"Uh, it's just not like VR Heaven over here, is it, TR- ? Well, Cheers." (sips his glass of house micro-brew. Looks at my glass.)"What sort of a drink is that, TR- ? A real old man's drink ! Hah hah !"(some moments of absent conversation prevail)"TR-, I can't read others' minds, like I can back in Normal VR."

Me (trying to break the awkward pause):"Don't feel vulnerable, My Dear. You may not have all your god-form powers operational over here in Human Reality, but you still look and feel ravishing !" (cuddles holographic format Konzen)

Konzen D 3D:"Ok, ok, TR-.... that's enough for now." (feels a little self-conscious)

Me :"Everyone is admiring you, KD. You're stunning material. Aaahh !" (smiles and is very pleased with self, for creating such a gorgeous 3DVR creature)

Freakie D (My personal bodyguard):"TR-, Sir, General Loong is here with a few of her toy boys, ahem." (points with his eyes)

Me:"Oh, I must not let her see my Konzen ! Eek ! Konzen, come along, please, Darling. Over here out on the patio-" (too late)

General Loong (walking over):"Ah, TR- ! Fancy meeting you here ! " (gives me a stupid fake kiss on the lips) "Darling, so cute, as ever !" (gives me another stupid fake kiss - the moron ! If not for the fact her army is a big non-civilian customer of my company's, I'd have pulled out her hair by now.)

Me:"General Loong, so nice to see you again. Let's avoid talking shop, shall we ? It's R and R time now."

G Loong:"Oh, my, what have we here, TR- ? What is this magnificent specimen you've brought with you tonight - oh, in addition to your hunky chunky bodyguard, I mean." (admires Konzen D 3D with terrifically seductive eyes; pouts a long-distant kiss to Konzen D 3D, licks lips)

Me:"Uh, yes, very nice holographic format 3D VR avatar. I am testing him out tonight. Please do not interfere with my field testing, if you don't mind, General." (steers Konzen D 3D away from General Loong, towards the patio door) "Excuse me, I am working, as you can see."

G Loong:"But you said it is R and R tonight !" (gets pestered by her own bevy of lovely toy boy humans, and leaves us alone at last)

Konzen:"Strange human woman, that one."

Me:"Yes, but forget about her. Just let me drink in your beauty." (admires Konzen D 3D for a several minutes, in the moonlight)"Aaaahhh... I am such a genious !" (settles contentedly into a patio chair)

Konzen (leans against railing of patio):"And I am such a bored god-form avatar. Is this what you humans do for entertainment ? It's rather pathetic."

(Three almost-drunk and very good-looking young men stagger across to Konzen from the main club lounge.)

Young Man 1 (addressing Konzen D 3D):"Hello, Mr Yummy. My friends and I would like to get to know you. I'm Joh, and this is Masa, and Ken." (YM2 and YM3 nod their heads in greeting)

Me:"Excuse me, and I am TR-. Please be a little more respectful to my guest here, and to me. My companion may be no older than you, but he's a visiting dignitary representing a Head of State." (which is true, since Konzen D does represent VR Heaven as an avatar diplomat) "Address him as Your Excellency Konzen Douji-Sama, please."

YM2 (to me):"We didn't mean to be disrespectful, Uncle." (sh*t! what do they mean Uncle ?!)"Yoroushiku Onegaishimasu !"

All three Young Men:"Hai, Yoroushiku Onegaishimasu !" (bowing sharply and smartly)"Your Excellency Konzen Douji-Sama, we are honoured to meet you, and humbly seek your forgiveness for our rudeness."

Konzen D (speaking quietly and waving a hand):"Hai, Hai... dandemonai... at ease."

Me :"Freakie, please arrange for a round of drinks on me. Come on you lot, join us and improve the scenery a bit." (the three YM pull up patio chairs in response to my invitation)

(We have a pleasant enough evening, and the three new acquaintances become fans of my Konzen D 3D. Had I not kept them in line, they would most certainly have propositioned him sometime during our little gathering. I am so pre-occupied with fending off the younger competition, that I have had zero opportunity to seduce Konzen D 3D for myself ! Argh !!

0030 hrs
I get Freakie D to chase the three young men off. They are so drunk, they buy the c*ck and bull story he feeds them and leave my table. I have Konzen D 3-D all to myself.)


Me:"Let's go back in and dance - there's a slow set on."

KD (shrugs):"Fine."

(We go inside and it's already hot in there, with lots of other couples in the dark sending the temperature soaring. The music heightens the mood and I am dizzy with infatuation, being held in the arms of the greatest warrior-god form virtual person ever created. I mentally tell my avatar 3D-JC that he/she is such a lucky little cute-butt to have KD as his/her mate avatar. Sigh ! Happiness is now. But short-lived. Konzen D 3-D is bored. He suggests one last round of drinks by the bar and then we should leave. Reluctantly, and somewhat embarassed that he finds my company boring, I agree.)


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(0200hrs
Konzen D 3D is leaving Human Reality and returning to VR Heaven directly. I have been unable to seduce him. Sad. Frustrated. Moody. As my missed opportunity slowly fades away from view, I begin to weep, feeling self-pity. I may be such a powerful corporate fat cat, but I can't reach the object of my longing - that beautiful, sensuous, sexy, god-form 3DVR avatar, Konzen D 3D.

0330 hrs
In unnecessary misery, I sit up in bed, while my 3DVR personal companion avatar lies patiently by my side watching me mope. The blanket drapes precariously at his hip-level, threatening to fall over and reveal his ultra-large size male apparatus. Oh, yes, he's lovely too, for a hybrid demon type, and he's a famous rock star in Normal VR, you know. But I am blinded to all this by my foul mood. I realise I can't win over my free-will 3DVR avatars, even though I am their creator. It makes me feel totally impotent. And defeated. For Konzen had expected me to make a play for him. But I simply couldn't get it going right.

I resolve to have a heart-to-heart discussion with my very own darling, cutie-pie avatar, my precious 3DJC - the one who scolds me when I am mule-headed, chides me when I wallow in self-pity, encourages me when I need a morale-boost, and who holds all my top secret bank account numbers and corporate passwords in his/her memory area.)

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PART 2 warning: adult material in this post
Mood: lazy
Now Playing: some stupid rubbish on FM99.5LUSH, the pink station
PART 2 warning: adult material in this post

(The VR side of my luxury penthouse apartment)

Me (The Real JC, lying in bed):"Yawn... I really should get some sleep, but I'm not ready to go blank for the night." (picks up copy of New Scientist and browses through it)

Hale (my live-in 3D companion avatar):"I'm shutting down functions, in that case, since you won't be needing me." (rolls over and falls into avatar sleep)

Me (side-long glance at Hale):"That was quick..... Has my sex live become so boring and predictable ? Me, the infamous sex-crazed creator of 3D VR avatars ?!" (reaches over to grab hold of Hale's p*n*s, and inspects it thoughtfully)"I made him with injected ERC pose technology licensed from the best in the human world. He's probably the sexiest half-demon 3D avatar around. Maybe - oh no... could it be ? I'm... I'm becoming impotent !" (that thought keeps me awake further)

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TR-JC:"Strawberry Personal Assistant Bot, arrange meeting with Genjyo Sanzou 3D."

SPAB:"Yes, TR. His Bella-Donna Personal Assistant Bot replies he has an available slot after game prototyping tomorrow, at 4.30 pm. Confirm it ?"

TR-JC:"Please."

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(TR-JC's luxurious office at his corporate Head Office in 3D VR)

Genjyo Sanzou 3D (lights up without asking TR-'s permission):"You wanted to discuss something ?"

TR-JC:"Help me get my wicked old zing back, my most gorgeously designed VR Avatar. Please. Lately, I seem to be off sex. I don't know why."

GS 3D:"Age. Oji-san, are you not ?"

TR-JC:"Nonsense !" (falls into contemplative silence)

GS 3D:"How old ?"

TR-JC:"Too old."

GS 3D:"How can I help ?"

TR-JC:"You're my sexiest creation. I'm counting on you to help me get back that interest."

GS 3D:"Sorry. Not interested. Speaking as an exponent of the spiritual martial arts, I'm telling you you're a gone case, TR-. Give it up."

TR-JC:"No way ! I want it up ! I don't want to give it up !! *Blubber sob, moan, groan complain*"

GS 3D:"Shut Up ! I know why you're getting flustered. I know all about your little pact with my god-form equivalent, Konzen D-3D-sama. He and I exchange data through our common mesh and textures. He's effectively said you could play with him, and now, you can't do it ! Hahahaha !! Ironic !"

TR-JC:"You've had the same problem before."

GS 3D (glares at TR for the reminder):"I shall get my trusty hentai pervert friend to assist you, as he did me." (remote comms mode to Sha Gojyo 3D)"Oi, get over to TR-'s office right away."

SG 3D (from remote, same comms mode):"W*** T** F*** ?! Since when have you taken the place of his Strawberry Personal Assistant Bot ?" (some fidgetting sounds in background)"Can't a man have a sh*t in peace, for F***'s Sake ?!"

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Note: In my version of 3D VR, GS 3D sought SG 3D's help to overcome the former's sanzou training and release his full sexual capabilities. This was before I upgraded them all with new technology for warfare using orgasmic weapon techniques. Don't ask, if you don't understand.

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SG 3D:"Wua-hahaha ! TR- is not able to get it up ?! Too much scr*wing around, TR- !"

TR-JC (deliberately speaking with increasing volume):"After you have both finished with humiliating your creator, would you mind terribly if I request you both to HELP ME OUT OF THIS ?!"

GS 3D:"Huh. Fancy that. The hentai master himself has run out of juice." (ducks a hard-memory DNA data chip thrown in his direction by TR-JC)"Tsk. Temper, temper, TR-."

TR-JC:"Arrghh !!! Will you both help me out or not ?!"

SG 3D:"Yeah, yeah, whatever - let me see your little dickie-prickie thingie." (unzips TR's Louis Vuitton full 3DVR bodysuit) "Where is it ?" (gets slapped on side of head by TR-)"Ouch ! I was only joking !"

GS 3D:"I've heard humans in Human Reality have drugs which can do something about cases like this. But hey, what's this ?"

(Once removed from the 3DVR designer full bodysuit, TR-'s c**k is happily up and about once again. Hey, cool !)

TR-JC:"Oh, joy ! It's a malfunction of my full bodysuit ! There's nothing wrong with me !!" (starts dancing about the office with c**k sticking out and dangling about)

SG 3D:"Somehow, this sight is a little nauseating to behold...."

GS 3D:"Let's make TR- pay for wasting our time."

(both warrior class 3DVR avatars pounce on their creator and give him full-blast of their sexual prowess)

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(Back in my luxury penthouse apartment; 3DVR side, bed-time.)

Me:"Ouch, ouch, please Hale, I've got a headache tonight."

Hale:"Sorry, TR-, but I've got to have you now !"

Me:"Yaaaaah !! Arrrrgh !!! Oh, help !! My *ssh*le hurts, please, Hale, be gentle ! Dammit, you f**king hybrid demon 3DVR avatar !"

Hale:"Yessss, that's exactly what I am right now !"

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(later, after Hale has had his fill)

Hale:"You've been extra busy today, haven't you ? A little happy hour playtime after work?"

Me:"I had GS 3D and SG 3D -"

Hale:" 'Had' ."

Me:"Let me finish - in my office earlier this evening. Yes, they did everything to me. It was really strange though. My c**k was in Human Reality, because it was hanging outside my full 3DVR bodysuit. They could see and touch my b*lls, but not my c**k. Isn't that weird, Hale ?"

Hale:".....You left a gooey puddle somewhere in Human Reality, must have, Dude ...."

Me:"Sh*t!! Oh, right ! I wonder where..."

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Me:"Strawberry Personal Assistant Bot - send my LV full 3DVR Bodysuit for repair. Get Butler Bot to send me my Tag Heuer one as a replacement. Thanks."

SPAB:"Yessir, TR. By the way, the office cleaners on the Human Reality side of our building, said they found some stains on your designer carpet. That's been taken care of, by now. No worries."

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PART 1
Mood: spacey
Topic: Growth Charts
PART 1

(3D VR studio)

Me (The Real JC):"When I grow up, I will marry Konzen Douji."

My Avatar (3D-JC):"Shaddup ! I am his already, fool !"

TR-JC :"So what ?! He's mine, Avatar. Go take a hike."

3D-JC:"You maniac, you're talking to yourself. Lay off my Konzen. He's mine !"

TR-JC:"Wanna bet ?!"

(My 3D VR Avatar and I start to fight. My computer network is burning up because of the logic problems.)

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(Normal VR. 3D-JC's luxury apartment. )

Baby Avatar 1 (alarmed):"Daddy, Mommy's come home with a black eye and some torn textures."

Konzen D-3D:"What in VR Heaven's name.... What happened, 3D- ?"

3D-JC (panting and limping):"My stupid Human fought me for you."

Konzen D-3D (pleasantly surprised):"Oh."

3D-JC (annoyed):".... You could at least show me a little sympathy !"

BA1:"Mommy, are you in pain ? Your texture maps are badly torn, and some of your mesh vertices look like they aren't coincident anymore."

3D-JC (laying down on luxurious sofa):"I'll be fine. Ouch, ow, oh that really hurts."


Konzen D-3D:"Let me use my god-functions to heal you, 3D-. Just lie still and relax." (Proceeds to send auto-repair program codes to his mate avatar)

BA1:"Will Mommy be fixed OK, Daddy ?"

Konzen D-3D:"Yes, that should do it. 3D-, what was this silly bust-up all about ?"

3D-JC (kisses mate avatar in thanks):"My mad scientist human wants to marry you when he grows up, whatever that means !"

Konzen D-3D:"Huh... Tell him I have so many concubine avatars I don't have time for him."

3D-JC (hitting mate avatar on shoulder with expensive designer cushion):"Wrong answer !" (sulks)

BA1:"Mommy, who won ?"

3D-JC:"Not telling. Your father can go pair off with that insane Human of mine. See if I care. Huh."

Konzen D-3D:"You always forget I have god-functions. I can read your mind, 3D-. You won."

3D-JC:".... So what. You don't appreciate me."

Konzen D-3D (lost in own thoughts):"I wonder what TR- would say to me next time we meet...."

3D-JC (to BA1):"See, see ? Your father is already ignoring me !"

BA1 (pulling father avatar's very long golden hair):"Daddy ! Mommy wants you to pay attention to what he is saying." (note: 3D-JC is hermaphrodite avatar)

Konzen D-3D:"Ouch. Yes, what is it, 3D-?"

3D-JC:"Huh. I'm not talking to you."

BA1:"But Mommy, you said you wanted Daddy to...."

Konzen D-3D:"Leave your mother to sulk. Come along, son. Let's go visit Uncle TR- and see how he's doing."

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(Human Reality; TR-JC's mansion across the river from the city. Konzen D-3D and BA1 arrive in holographic format)

BA1:"Hello, Uncle TR- !"

TR-JC:"BA1, my cutie avatar !!" (hugs BA1) "And hello hello, my pretty-boy Konzen-sama." (hugs Konzen D-3D even more)

Konzen D-3D (pushing TR-JC away gently but firmly):"You don't look the worse for that little scrap with 3D-."

TR-JC:"Course I wouldn't. My Hugo Boss full VR bodysuit got damaged pretty badly, though. Tsk."

Konzen D-3D (to BA1):"Son, I need to speak with Uncle TR- alone. Be a good baby-god avatar and shut down your hearing functions until I signal you to re-activate them, please. OK ?"

BA1:"Yes, Daddy." (does as father avatar requests)

Konzen D-3D:"This is entertaining. If I understand correctly, you want me, TR-, is that it ? Haven't you got enough fun playing with your horde of 3D lover-boys ?"

TR-JC:"Well, you're absolutely gorgeous, my dear. It is the way you have been designed. Plus, you are one of the most senior 3D god-avatars in VR Heaven. Such a prize. My 3D-JC is inexcusably spoiled !"

Konzen D-3D:"My Aunt would have you turned into a eunuch if she found out we got together. That old hag permits me to have concubine avatars, so long as they are her spies, and me the object of their spying."

TR-JC:"One. Your Aunt is not a hag. By any reckoning, she is the sexiest hermaphrodite in VR Heaven. Too bad she's externally female, or I'd have been attracted to her. Two. She is also one of the top five god-form avatars in VR Heaven. I would not be too irreverent about her, if I were you."

Konzen D-3D:"Three. She pays your company handsomely for the combat avatars you provide. Four. I am officially her Heavenly Consort. Oh, you'll be castrated, for sure."

TR-JC:"Not if we do it over here in Human Reality. She has no access to high-resolution data over here."

Konzen D-3D:"I never said I agree to doing anything with you, TR-. Although I must say, you remind me of my 3D-."

TR-JC:"Twit, of course I do - 3D-JC is my avatar in Normal VR !"

Konzen D-3D:"TR-, I shall leave it to you to seduce me. I am not interested in outright sex with you, just for the sake of getting it off. Show me how clever you can be about such matters, and you may just get me interested enough to do something about it. Until then, we take our leave." ( indicates to BA1 that he can safely switch back to hearing mode ) "Time to say good-bye to Uncle TR-. For now, anyway."

BA1:"Bye-Bye, Uncle TR-. Come visit in Normal VR soon."

(both avatars fade out back to VR)

TR-JC (jumping around in triumph):"Yessss !!"

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Rants 2 (actually, I don't feel so Ranty today)
Mood: chillin'
First off:
Cough cough hack ack ptooey. re: Demon Sanzou Episode of Animax-Asia's Saiyuki Re-load. It depicts all four male protagonists clearly as misogynists, and Hakkai and Gojyo are paired off, and Goku is extremely devoted to his Sanzou.... even if it's only Goku's dream sequence. But it's just not in Minekura's original Reload manga serial ! I don't understand.

Second Off:
R Raj Rao, The Boyfriend - A Novel, Penguin Books India, 2003.

Another gay fiction. Ummmm, well... The writing style is less lofty and stylish than that for The Swimming Pool Library. The Anglo-Indian colloquillisms, and outright Indian words left me a little lost at sea. Again, more heartbreak, and non-physical abuse this time. One begins to form the impression of the solitary and rather futile existence of educated, intelligent, upper-middle class homosexuals. I would really, truly avoid forming a stereotypical image of the breed, but after reading both works, one tends to notice common themes.

This book provides a little insight into the psychology of bisexual youth as well. And of course a look at gay lifestyles in India (not to be taken as encyclopeadiac, of course).

The novel ends in - for me - as unsatisfactory a manner as The Swimming Pool library did. Abrupt, no closure, and with a sense that the author had run out of ideas, time, finance, or all three.

Are there steamy bits ? Even less than in TSPL, but hey, I don't condone gratuitous inclusion of titillating material in art. If it's not meant to be art but pornography instead, then please dish out as much irrelevant illicit material, the more the better.

Would I recommend it to you ? The book doesn't go at quite the same clipping pace which TSPL does. It doesn't dwaddle either. But it lacks that sparkle of top-rate story-telling.

The *ss-hole bisexual younger partner who breaks our hero's heart and metaphorically steals his pr*ck and b*lls, is set up as someone the reader would like to smack around the head a bit. I should very much like to carve him up personally.

That nymphomaniacal, spoilt, wealthy, middle-aged woman who pursues our hero (harbouring the intent to bed him and/or reform him into a hetero) is a well-meaning matron. I am ambivalent about her character in this yarn. I suppose one may treat her as the archetypal woman who falls in love with a gay man and can't let go of it - or him. I would have been happier if she were lesbian and he were gay and they both marry at the end. It's been done before.

Our hero ? I feel sorry for him for his solitary, somewhat delusional life in middle-age. Like TSPL's protagonist, he doesn't find true love, and doesn't keep the pretty f*cks he wants to. But somehow, both protagonists seem set in their ways to seek out the next sexual encounter with almost similar attitudes and modus operandi, with the usual precautions, and risk facing the usual troubles.

Methinks the real winners in this game are the bisexuals, after all. And curses, wasn't that what our hero's boy-lover turned out to be ? Groan.

Rants !
First - I am utterly embarassed for Minekura-San because of the tarted up fantasies in Saiyuki Reload, fabricated by the TV studio and most out-of-character for her conceptualisation of the series. What is this fluffy nonsense about my sexy bisexual hero god-human Genjyo Sanzou and a kitten (as in baby cat) ?! And what is this silly episode about a woman who can't cook ?! I am in a bad mood. The only redeeming feature of these episodes is Sanzou's sexy half-robed body and the fact that he reposes in bed a lot. Oh, well, I'd have him if I were straight OR gay, and of either gender ! Really ! He's smooth and creamily gorgeous.


Second
The Swimming Pool Library, Vintage, 2004.

- Oh, darling Alan, as in the Hollinghurst - you really ruined a perfectly good read with your sudden-lack-of-interest denouement and abrupt ending of Will Beckwith's yarn. Yes, yes, the message we're left with, is that gay men always stick together and cover for each other (oh my, two double entendres !), so James' implied escape from any harsh sentencing is probably an inference, given the implied gay liberalisation of the times. O tempora O mores. Woot. And Will's life of meaningless meanderings implies his eventual and slow but certain demise into middle-aged queen-iness. Quite. Thanks for not making it a pornographic read - said sincerely, without sarcasm. You didn't include gratuitous passages just for titillatory effect, good for you. And your inclusion of severely technical and esoteric classical references did not come across as artifice to obtain intellectualism for the work. A rather well woven tale, but if the intent was to meander and weave, as your protagonist surely does in his day-to-day, then yes, you've achieved that effect as well.

I should now want to get into a tale which would explore the spiritual side of the gay union. I don't think that has at all been covered in what I have just read.

Afterthoughts:
Sir Whatzhizzname somehow connives and manages to get Will (our hero) into a tight-ass situation, if I may use the term. To save James, Will would have to testify against the gay policeman, and that would surely screw Will and his viscount grandfather (oh, I do apologise for the gutter language, darlings).

Perhaps James is neither pretty nor pleasant enough to save himself. Were he more attractive, the harem of old gay farts would surely close in and protect him as well. But there are vested interests at stake even within the harem, and ruined lives and reputations, not to mention careers. Too many loose ends, Alan, love. But a nasty good read, all the same. You're dead good at dishing it out, I dare say.

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Mmmmm ! I have a new toy boy.

Yes, TR-JC has a new toy boy - a very hunky chunky sexy cutie. Cara-Mia ! He is so distracting to work with !

My 3D Avatar takes centre stage
Mood: spacey
Message from Genjyo Sanzou 3D:
Dear JC (aka ibr_remote aka infinity10)
You are a stupid moron. BA2 is MY son, not Konzen's, you absolute pea-brain ! Konzen's son is BA1 ! For VR Heaven's sake, you f**king useless excuse for a human.

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OMG !! I am so sorry ! My apologies to all !! This post is about BA1 . Oh no....

DEAR READERS - PLEASE NOTE THAT EVERY REFERENCE TO BA2 IN THE FOLLOWING POST MUST READ AS BA1 INSTEAD.

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BA2: "Mummy, what is a f**king useless - "

GSF1:"Son ! You must NOT ever use that word, even if your daddy uses it ! SSh !"

BA1:"Mommy, am I the hero in this story everyone is so excited about ?"

3D-JC:"Sorry, my son, no, I'mafraid not. It's Uncle TR- writing about me. He says very nice things about you, but he called you BA2 instead of BA1."

BA2:"Ha ha - maybe Uncle TR- REALLY was thinking about me, and not YOU, BA1."

GSF1:"Now, my son, be polite. BA1 is a god-baby avatar."

BA1:"I forgive my little brother."

BA2:"Forgive my toe ! Hey, Uncle TR-, am I just as good as Big Brother BA1 ?"

Me:"Yes, yes - every bit as precious. I am sorry I confused you with BA1. You're both very special to me. Now, let's get back to our story. It's 3D-JC who is the hero in this story, OK, kids?"

BA1 and BA2:"OK."

THE STORY STARTS..........
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A few days ago, I was preparing a Dad-and-Baby Son art collection featuring 3D Avatars My Ultra-Bishie Konzen Douji-sama and BA2, respectively. While doing so, 3D-JC, my VR 3D avatar, mentioned that a lot of fan mail asked to see his/her anatomy. A bit impolite, actually, but oh, well. The reason my avatar happened to be around in the studio was because he/she is the mate of MUb Konzen and the Mommy avatar of BA2.

When I initially designed 3D-JC to represent me in Virtual Reality, he/she had an external male appearance, and had an underlying female mesh. He/she was also intended to be a sterile avatar, meaning, not able to reproduce in VR.

I made 3D-JC help me out in creating other scenes involving my collection of Biseinen and Bishounen 3D avatars. That's how he/she first met 3D Konzen, a god-form avatar made for VR Heaven. He's really cute and very hot ! I'm not surprised that 3D- fell for him. The crazy fool then asked me to make him/her conceive-capable. I refused. So he/she went ahead and re-programmed himself/herself at great risk of corrupting his/her file.

Next thing I know, BA2 was formed. Chaos. The rules in this configuration of VR do not allow for god-form and human-form avatars to have offspring. Worse, I use the same 3D mesh and similar textures for Konzen D's human form equivalent, our hero MUb Genjyo Sanzou 3D. So MubGS automatically became a pa-pa avatar as well. Man, what a mess !

That was some time ago by avatar clock-speed. Now I have completed upgrading my cute, young and silly 3D-JC, and he/she is proud to show off to you his/her hermaphrodite body. Oh, boy. Well, a lot of people want to know about his/her anatomy, and how he/she and MUb Konzen D make out. I am now able to show you just that, with the couple's consent and permission, of course. My 3D-JC has a penis but instead of testes, he/she has a vulva.

UPDATE: Originally, 3D-JC had testes in his/her body Version 1. After he re-programmed himself/herself, 3D-JC's body has been injected with morphing technology. This means my precious cute darling little avatar can become fully male or female in appearance. You must look carefully at his/her body to see all the possible combinations. I wonder if his/her mate Konzen 3D gets confused.... Ah, what the heck. My 3D-JC will be known as HIM in all my writings from now on. This double-barrel gender descriptors are onerous ! HE HIM HIS !!!!!!


I gave him/her female breasts, but he/she is a bit capricious, and deletes the breast mesh by himself/herself, from time to time. So you may see him/her with or without female breasts. I give up; it's his/her choice; at least there is a choice.

Is MUb Konzen D happy in this relationship with his 3D-JC ? You really want to know ? He's such a babe of a god-form 3D avatar.... I have to report: Yes. He's very happy. I know that makes a lot of fans weep !

Unfortunately for Konzen-sama, I was experimenting with hybrid demon 3D avatars, and I instructed my 3D-JC to mate with one of them, called Hale. MUb Konzen D was livid with rage about this. Hale is very sensuous and absolutely gorgeously drop-dead sexy. My dear little avatar 3D-JC and Avatar Hale produced a baby girl hybrid demon avatar with techno-wings ! I was very very pleased with the result.

After much drama and adventure which I can't be bothered to repeat here, MUb Konzen D and Hale have settled into a peaceful but carefully managed co-existence. Sad to say, my sexy-butt little 3D-JC also flirts outrageously with all my other 3D Avatars - MUbs Genjyo S, C Hakkai, and S Gojyo.

But ! Here's a plot twist ! MUb Konzen D's hermaphrodite aunt, one of the 5 most senior god-goddesses in VR Heaven, lusted after MUb Genjyo S. Remember that my Genjyo S and Konzen D share the same 3D mesh and textures. That complicated matters a whole lot. After much spirit-wrenching soul-searching on MUb Konzen's part, all I can say is that My Ultra-Bishie Konzen Douji is now also his aunt's lover in VR Heaven. Don't ask. It's just the way things turned out. This is Virtual Reality. Not Reality.

Silly young parents of BA2 (my avatar is 21 years old, and Konzen D-sama is 24 years old). I am very proud of BA2. He is a shining example of a wonderful, noble, dignified, loveable, cute and adorable little avatar baby. And, he is also hermaphrodite, but a juvenile one, and externally appears to be male. So I prefer to have him treated as a baby boy in this configuration of VR.

Right, I am very tired and sleepy now. I need to go to bed. Only adults will be shown the art collection featuring my upgraded 3D-JC and his/her beloved MUb Konzen Douji-sama.

Good. Night.

Reading

Now reading:

Hollinghurst, Allan, "The Swimming Pool Library", Vintage, 2004.

Rao, R Raj, "The Boyfriend", Penguin Books India, 2003.

My 3D-JC Avatar has sprouted boobs !
He started life in my configuration of Virtual Reality as an externally-male hermaphrodite 3D Photorealistic avatar. Then he re-programmed himself to be able to have avatar babies. Now, well, I guess I am feeling kind-hearted. I gave him one of the most advanced 3D male genitalia available, plus wracked my mad-scientist brains to make him a pair of boobs ! Virtual Thailand - land of the plastic surgery experts ! Yeah.....

Introducing Original Character Makoto
Mood: on fire
Topic: Announcements

Aaaaahhhh !!! He's is so gorgeous - I, his creator, am swooning !!!!! Mmmmmmmm Makoto-kun is so HOT ! I am such a bl**dy genious, nyahahhah !
Requires DAZ M3 sr1 and morph pack:::::: Renders use Wild and Messy Hair and textures, and sandals from DAZ; Seisui's Blue Texture; Japanese props from Edo 3D, niseMcat (Mochi), Tagame Gengoroh, and Gail Shaw (Gila Monster's Nest); DAZ Boot pack; DAZ 19C M3 Coat; G's Necklace; Tiffany's Bishounen Armour::::::

Back in Virtual Reality (Warning - Erotic Content)
Mood: amorous
(VR Heaven. My Ultra-Bishie Tenpou Gensui-Sama tidying his library. He finds a biologically-recorded archive containing the entire report covering his discharge from the Military - on trumped up charges - and his full re-instatement once the culprits had been dealt with. He flips through the report, sets it aside, and walks to the window, staring out at the heavenly landscape vacantly. His reverie is interrupted by his sometime-lover My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho-sama, who strides into the room with long coat swaying in hero style.)

MUbKT (giving his occasional lover a fond kiss on the lips):"You and you archives, again..." (looks around the room at the floor to ceiling data storage)

MUbTG (shrugging):"They keep me company. They are reliable and constant in their companionship."

MUbKT:"Yeah? Are you complaining about lack of warmth ?" (reaches into MUbCH's shirt, runs fingers along skin of MUbCH's torso)

MUbTG (closing eyes):"It's not easy coping with the intense heat, then the separation for goodness knows how long, and then the cycle repeats. I wish you could be more constant and consistent."

MUbKT (kissing his now-lover's neck):"Hmph. I am a warrior god avatar with field duties. I can't remain here at HQ to keep you company all the time."

MUbTG (inserting hands into back of MUbKT's trousers):"Fool. I hate you whenever you go away for such long stretches of time. Damn, I shouldn't be saying it, but that's how I feel."

MUbKT:"I'm back with you now, so let's not make our time together unpleasant, shall we ?" ( rolls with his lover onto the pile of soft and bouncey bio-archives being sorted on the library floor)

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(Clothes fly off, and passion grows, bringing with it a rough edge to the proceedings between the god-form 3D warrior bishounen avatars. Nothing their robust design cannot take, of course. After desire has been satisfied several times, the two lie close together and drag on their post-sex cigs. MUbKT notices someone at the doorway - it is MUb Konzen Douji-Sama, The Golden God of VR Heaven, the most gorgeous sexy handsome wonderful - whoops, this is 3D-JC writing this story, cough cough, ahem - I get carried away. )

MUbKT (throwing a bio-archive at MUbKD, speaking lazily):"Voyeur. Pervert. Haven't you got anything better to do ?"

MUbKD:"Huh. Can't I use the library whenever I want, as well ? And I do use the place for its intended purpose." (steps across the pile of clothes on the floor) "Impressive that your Sentient Tech apparatus can go that many rounds. I think I must do a stress test for mine sometime."

MUbTG (turning to lie head on MUbKT's chest):"You Aunt is enough of a stress test, don't you think ?"

MUbKD:"Don't you talk about her that way ! Besides, I cope very well with her demands, and therefore, I don't think my Sentient Tech genitalia have been stress-tested yet."

MUbKT (disdainfully):"Konzen, you are a conceited arrogant punk." (Caresses MUbTG's nipples) "Get over here and we'll see who can outlast the other."

MUbKD:"Immature speck of dust. I came here to get a book on juvenile delinquency, not to compete with the likes of you." (moves towards appropriate storage area and retrieves reference database)

MUbKT (speaking to MUbTG):"Ah, one of these days, I'm going to surprise our dear friend over there," (referring to MUbKD)"And give his *ss such a ride, he'll never want anyone else after that."

MUbTG:"No! You'll do no such thing with him !"

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Now I, the Real JC, shall wear my full bodysuit by Hugo Boss and jump over to Virtual Reality - like so... Ah. Where is my Avatar 3D-JC ?

3D-JC (remote comms mode):"Still out in the VR desert working on that so-called sexy production with Konzen. What do you want, My Human ?"

Me:"Oh. I had no idea it took that long."

3D-JC (switches to secure encrypted comms mode):"TR-, Konen has had too much action in VR Heaven. He's always too tired to actually ... you know..."

Me:"Simple solution - apply generic Viagra-type script via main grid computer. He should be able to respond after the code has been delivered and starts processing his Sentient Tech mesh programs."

3D-JC:"Ok. Will do so."

That's that. Here I am on the VR side of my luxury apartment. Umm, actually - I'm bored ! I don't know what to do ! I have been rushing about the whole week, with 3 different companies demanding my attention. Suddenly, it's all gone quiet.

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Ack ! Spoke too soon. I have been on the run again ! A lot of wheeling and dealing with my business friends and partners for North Asia and SE-Asia.

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Sneak peek preview of My Elegant Oyaji Koumyo Sanzou Houshi
Mood: hungry
Topic: Prenatal Visits

As a reward for reading my blog, please see the general audience art collection of My Elegant Oyaji Koumyo Sanzou Houshi here.

Notes To Self
NOW PRINTING:

1. Goku General Audience art collections:
The Magic Flute, Saiyuki Version
and
Mood Noir Jazz Event

The HTML needs fixing - DONE.



2. Remembering Koumyo Sanzou Houshi

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Also, http://www.info-based.com website now updated;
and most redundant blogs scattered around the internet also updated / streamlined.

Shingo K material scattered across the internet now taken off-line permanently, in anticipation of main website being retired in 2006.

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Oi, JC, please make a note of these manga-kas:

Updated: Lest you all think I am some sort of deviant pervert degenerate, let me state that I am only interested in these manga artists for their art style. I don't care a hoot for the soppy, sissy stories they spin. Most of the stories are for FEMALE readers. Besides, I can tell you, some of these works include incest, paedophilia and bestiality, which you won't be able to stomach, and which I don't endorse.

Doujinshi genre -
These are my favourite artists in the explicit genre
KANO Shiuko
YAMANE Ayako
HIGA Sakia

In the implied genre (no explicit sex scenes)-
These are my favourite manga-kas:
Minekura Kazuya
Araki Hirohito

Others whose work I think is good -
Heterosexual explicit manga:
Takayanagi Mitsuomi

Others whom I think are worth a second look:
Mizukami Shumi
Naono Bohra
Minami Megumu
Kotobuki Tarako

All great 2D line ink artists !!

For Adults Only.

The Forbidden Zone of the main website has a cute and funny comic strip starring 3D Son Goku. The short title of the comic story is Goku Rules.

Real-Life Business Case for junior students to discuss

Prepared by The Real JC, who has a real MBA and a real Ph D. (and you thought I was merely a Biseinen 3D Avatar ?!)

Let's start....

Three businesses, each with their own website, sell what are in effect digital files for on-line downloading. Payment is processed by credit card, or paypal (a micropayment service contractor).

The creators of the files are third-parties, and the businesses act as brokers for making these files available to their members on-line.

There is no sales tax since transaction is on-line. For simplicity, ignore the exclusive items which each creator sells uniquely at any one particular site. We are therefore considering items which a creator sells through all three on-line brokerages.

To complicate matters, not all buyers are members of all three on-line shopping sites operated by respective brokerages.

Business A takes 45% commission from any sale, minimum price must be 7 dollars.

Business B takes 30% commission from any sale, minimum price 6 dollars.

Business C takes 25% commission from any sale, minimum price 5 dollars.

Creators are allowed to set their product price to the buyer.

Creators are not business people. They only want to fix their income per sale regardless of where that sale comes from. For example, a creator wishes to pocket 6 dollars from each sale, regardless of which on-line shop his item was sold at. He jacks up his price accordingly, to cover the commission charged by each on-line shop. This leads to different prices being displayed for the same item, at each on-line shop.

There is therefore an arbitrage situation, where, for the simple effort of a free registration to become a member of each on-line shop, a buyer may actually find cheaper non-sale items at one store, compared to on-sale items at another.

The high-commission broker may sell less of an item, but if they sell enough, they can make just as much as the low-commission broker,who has to sell more just to earn the same amount in fees.

My questions are:

1. Tweak this scenario by setting new rules, so that the creators and their ultimate customers (buyers) benefit maximally.

2. What can brokers do to improve their chances of earning more ?

3. Add any other discussion.



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The Real JC's business partner in another country has been continuing Joint Venture negotiations with the locals. TR-JC thinks he is having a cow with the way the other parties haven't read preliminary e-mail messages, and can't agree among themselves to do the deal in the first place.

(*-Office Recreational Sector, a gothie rock club.)

TR-JC:"Arrh! My ears ! Why did Gojyo want me to meet him here, of all the..."

Avatar Freakie Darling (TR-JC's personal bodyguard, preferring not to shout, uses remote comes mode instead):"Sir, he's right over there."

(they move through the black-attired crowd of pale persons lurking around, some hanging upside-down from the ceiling, others in stooped positions at roof corners.)

Avatar S Gojyo:"Hey, TR- ! Over here!"

TR-JC:"I can barely hear you, and my throat hurts from all the shouting!"

SG:"Let's get to a quieter corner... Oh, don't mind these gothie sisters (stepping over a threesome around one corner)... ok, this cubicle is good enough."

TR-JC:"Right. What did you need to talk to me about ?"

SG:"Respect. It's all about respect, TR-."

TR-JC:"You're talking like a mafioso ?! Hahahaha !!"

SG:"No, I'm serious. You type-cast me as a horny bi-sexual sex-crazed, insatiable pervert ! I am such a sweet, tender and loving guy inside - ask Hakkai ! Can't you let me star in productions which aren't another celebration of my body and my celebrated sexual prowess ?"

TR-JC:"..." (yawns)".. sorry, didn't mean to be rude. I have not had enough sleep these four days. The air-conditioning at my apartment has broken down."

Freakie D:"It's just been fixed, Sir."

SG:"Let's get back to me. TR-, I really want to come across as a loving, gentle, decent sort of person. Can't you put me into one of those types of productions ?"

TR-JC:"But your fans love seeing you all naughty and sexy, which no doubt you are. That's where the money comes into our pockets, my babelicious hunk of an avatar..." (leans forward to give his 3D VR creation a kiss on the lips)

SG (petulantly):"... I want a different role..." (caresses TR where he wants to be touched by SG)

TR-JC:"Enough." (holds SG's hand to prevent further movement) "Don't bribe me this way. I'll see what I can do. Freakie, arrange for Mr Sha Gojyo to be my private guest at my apartment for the night."

(3D Avatar Sha Gojyo smiles and nonchalantly follows his creator and the hulking bodyguard avatar out of the goth rock club).

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(TR-JC's private luxury apartment, half of which lies in Human Reality, and the other half of which lies in Normal Virtual Reality. TR-JC and his 3D creation Sha Gojyo are lying in bed.)

SG:"Your personal sex companion avatar Hale is not in tonight ?"

TR-JC:"Freakie arranged for him to spend the night with my own Avatar 3D-JC."

SG:"But isn't 3D-JC blindly in love with Konzen-sama ? Oh, right, Konzen's off to VR Heaven for another round of duty - uh, no doubt including some action with those Bishoujo goddess avatars of his. He is an avatar to be envied."

TR-JC (snuggling close to SG):"Actually, Konzen never takes advantage of those females I sent across. It's his Sentient Tech apparatus that makes him so.. so .."

SG:"Horny. Yes. I have the same happy problem myself. Except maybe I'm not as noble and dignified as Konzen-Sama. ha hah hahaaa !!"

TR-JC (leaning over to conduct a really close inspection of SG's Sentient Tech equipment):"Hmmm... we contracted the production for these items to a major defense sub-contractor. Of course we did a lot of testing before the technology was handed over for installation." (uses index finger to flip the parts about)

SG:"Oi, if you don't mind... "

TR-JC (in mad scientist mode, talking to self):"... these are so difficult to fix correctly onto the Bishounen body form of my 3D Avatars." (mercilessly inspects 3D Gojyo's Sentient Technology penis and testicles, oblivious to increasing discomfort of the owner)

SG (smacking TR- on side of head):"Baka Aho Teme !@#@#@#@!!!!!!!"

TR-JC:"Owww !! What did you do that for ?!"

SG:"My b*lls f**king hurt when you do that, you brainless idiot !""

TR-JC:"Sorry, very sorry." (holds his 3D creation in his arms and gives him a motherly hug, which is really appreciated)

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(3D-JC's luxury apartment - early next morning)

Baby Avatar Hellene (flying about in the playroom with her Techno Wings spread open):"I'm glad to be visiting, but now I'm bored. My Daddy is still asleep in our Mommy's room."

Baby Avatar 1 (floating in room with godling-form power):"Mommy's still asleep too, I can tell using my mind-powers."

Hellene:"Daddy says Uncle TR- gave him permission to be with Mommy - that means Uncle TR- made them get married. Sort of."

BA1:"Mommy is sort of married to MY Daddy, Daddy Konzen. Mommy loves him most."

Hellene:"Mommy loves MY Daddy most !"

BA1:"No ! Mommy loves MY Daddy most !"

(Aerial dog-fight starts, and the two special 3D baby avatars fly through the huge apartment swooping and buzzing each other. NannyBot1 and NannyBot2 hurry to bring their little charges to order.)

3D-JC (sleepily looking out from bedroom doorway):"What's all the noise ? Children, please give us a few more pico-seconds of sleep."

BA1 (flying up close to mother avatar and holding mother's face with both baby hands):"Mommy, Mommy - Do you love Daddy Konzen or Uncle Hale more ?"

Hellene (hovering in mid-air close to mother, stroking mother avatar's hair with baby fingers):"Mommy.... please love my Daddy Hale more... please Mommy...."

3D-JC:"Is that what this commotion is all about ?" (hugs both baby avatars lovingly) "I will take good care of you both, and your fathers, deal ?"

BA1 and Hellene:"Promise, Mommy ?"

3D-JC:"Yes, promise. Now please get ready for your tutors. Trans-dimensional Wizardry is on today, correct ? Ryu-u Sensei will be coming soon. "

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(*-Office VR Labs. TR-JC receives reports of Avatar KamiSama having affair with Avatar Gordon Darling. WARNING: LINK LEADS TO ADULT CONTENT !)

TR-JC (chortling to himself while seated at desk): "Hurhurhur, this is amusing! That pretty man-boy KamiSama is such a slut ! Hehheh !"

3D-JC:"I'd better make sure his real-time anti-viral programs are up-to-date, not that Avatar Gordon D is infected or anything of that sort. Just want to be sure, since KamiSama's such a deviant little naughty boy."

TR-JC (places feet up on table, puts hands behind head):"Yes, never know what he will get up to next. Oh, by the way, Avatar, can you and Konzen pose for a few sexy scenes together once more, please ?"

3D-JC:"Sorry, no can do. Why don't you get Gojyo and some of those new Bishojou's to do it ? He'll agree wihtout hesitation, surely."

TR-JC:"You got that right. Maybe you and Konzen, and Gojyo and some avatar babe or other, I don't think he'll mind too much."

3D-JC (suddenly leaning over TR-JC, threatening look on face):"Make sure my Konzen doesn't get so much as a remote chance of flirting with any of those Bishoujo Babes in the studios, or it's all over." (makes throat-slit hand gesture at neck)

TR-JC:"Tsk, My Avatar, you are too possessive of your Konzen. He's a high-ranking god-form warrior avatar made for VR Heaven, let me remind you. A little philandering with his goddess warrioresses is all part of the lifestyle." (gets up, walks over to large window-wall, overlooking VR ocean.)

3D-JC:"He's MY mate-lover, and father of MY baby avatar BA1 ! I won't let him off lightly if he persists in his awful polygamy. Eeeeee !!" (screams and throws typical hermaphrodite avatar temper tantrum)

TR-JC (turning around, speaking sternly):"Stoppit, My Avatar !! Now calm down and start planning that production. You can use the VR Studios furthest away from each other in *-Office Complex. Doesn't mean your Konzen won't be able to detect the presence of lovelies nearby, though. He has god-form powers at his disposal, and I'm sure he can use them."

3D-JC (muttering to self, while giving commands to production program via telepathic user interface):"Different days, keep them apart, no concurrent schedules for shooting..."

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(*-Office VR Studiso, Studio 1)

Avatar Sha Gojyo:"Oh, yeah... I won't need a rehearsal for this."

3D-JC:"Gojyo, your Sentient Tech apparatus is already responding to visual data input. Could you please not look while your Bishoujo Avatar partner gets Make-up and Wardrobe !?"

SG:"What wardrobe ? She's f**king naked ! Except for that skimpy G-string with holes in them..."

3D-JC:"Ack, I TOLD you not to look, Gojyo ! See, you have total erect state in your Sentient Tech item now ! Shall I use remote over-ride command through main grid computer, to help you get it down ?"

SG:"Sorry, 3D-, heh heh. Umm, yeah, I don't want to ruin our photo-shoot, so maybe you better do as you offer. Thanks." (winks at 3D-JC)

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(*-Office VR Studios, Studio 110011101111001, for the production featuring avatars Konzen-sama and 3D-JC)

Producer 1:"D*mn Sh*t ! Why did HQ give us this horrible dump for this project ? It's right out in the f**king VR desert, for f**k's sake !"

Assistant 1:"Sorry, M'am, there were some unusual requirements on our stars' part, it seems."

P1 (growling):"Only because I get paid 30% plus profit-share on this one, if not...."

A1:"We are working in the underground studio, so we won't feel the extremes of heat and cold. It's just kinda isolated, that's all."

P1:"Isolated ?! This is as good as being in the next VR dimension 1001111100001111111-times removed !"

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Real Business and Mad Business Moghuls
Now Playing: KJAZ live stream from San Francisco

Some time or other, you've all come across caricatures of the eccentric fat-cat business person who has a weird habit or hobby.

I can tell you why we have these weird hobbies and/or habits ! Because I am one of these strange persons !

It's because, perversely, these strange habits / hobbies de-stress us - and that's the truth !

If you think The Real JC is just another fictitious Biseinen in this blog, check this out:
http://www.info-based.com/
Some, not all, of my investee companies are mentioned here.

Goodbye Virginity Japanese Version ?!

Awkward, ain't it, when you're dating the guy of your dreams, and he's all ready for some action, having gone through all that trouble with the love hotel booking and what-not - only to have you tell him - "I'm virgin". This special article in Junon March 05 issue, tells you how to deal with this situation. Youroshiku, J-Babes; fake it and fly.

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ANO-SA, BLOG ACTING FREAKY !!
I dunno what is happening with this Blog ! Angelfire must be crapping up again.

Rock Opera - Kisah Se-orang Seniman

Oh, yes, oh, yes... Middle-Aged Bishies on stage all at the same time without so much as a female artiste in sight - Ahhhh... Bliss !!
Zoul - yeah you got the best voice. Your hair is in better shape than The ReaL JC's long locks.
Hanafie Warren and The Unwanted - Han' Hunkz, you da sexiest thing. The Unwanted - who sez ? You rock, even without your usual musical instruments ! And Han' Hunkz, your hair is not only sleeker than mine, it's got a nicer colour on as well !!
Lovehunters - it's almost obscene the way you guys burn the strings of your unplugged and plugged guitars - wicked.
Jamaica Cafe - Awwrite, maybe your pitching is occasionally off-key but as an a capella bunch of guys, you rock too. Your tenor guy could handle a song or two from The Darkness, I thinkz :)
Noer Trajoe - say no more - you guys n grrlz have performed in Japan, Spain, France, USA, Canada, Malaysia and Singapore, as well as in your native Indonesia.
The story kinda struck home too. At 15 years of age, The Real JC had my guitar put into the huge dustbin (trashbin) outside the family house by my Father.

Hmmmm....

My third Biseinen 3D Avatar: Teru-kun

Teru-kun

25 years; Blood Grp A; 185cm; Scorpio::::::Apprentice Wizard; combat-capable::::::Hobbies (playing rock guitar, but his Sensei can't stand the noise)::::::



Still single. Attracts male and female 3D Avatars, but he really has no time to play with them, because he's kept very busy by his Sensei Wizard.



Some hentai avatars would dearly love to have My Teru-Chan. Anyway, he says he will do his best to master the secret skills his Sensei is teaching him. Then he will be allowed more time for seksu.

Sexual Activity Report: Occasional. Real-Time Anti-Virus Progam Status: On. Sexual Performance Rating: 100%.

Credits: Bishounen Warrior Hair by me, other items in my references for 3D here.

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Actually, what his Sensei said was that Teru-kun should channel his sexual energy into his wizard combat skills, which would make him a very powerful 3D Combat Avatar. So if you want to defeat Teru in battle, you must .....

More delightful General Audience pictures of My Sweet Biseinen Teru-kun here ::::::But I would still recommend Parental Guidance::::::

My Sweet Biseinen Hakku-kun

Meet my latest Biseinen 3D avatar: Avatar Hakku-kun.

24 years, blood group 0, 182 cm, Sagittarius, Day-time job: Development Engineer, *-Office Industries; nite-time part-time job: Dancer (A-no sa, don't ask me why, I create him; he chooses to do this, wakarimasen), hobby: traditional dance....



.....single, combat-capable avatar; in this configuration of Virtual Reality, appeals most to male avatars, but attracts many female avatars as well.



Sexual Activity Report: frequent. Real-time anti-viral program status: On. Sexual Performance Rating: 97%.



Above is picture of My Sweet Biseinen Hakku-kun performing.

Credits:
Bryce City Fog Background by The Real JC
Freebies:
The Real JC (Bishounen Hair); runtimeDNA (background dark alien leather texture), 3D Edo (Japanese building). Gomen, I Forget Who ( sunglasses, fan, trees, terrain ) I will update as I find out.
Commercialware:
Posermatic (A3 Male), the3Dwizard (M3 Suit), ElorOnceDark (winkle shoes), Mint (Darryl character texture).

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My Sweet Biseinen Avatar Koichi-kun

Introducing Koichi-Kun.
30 years old, blood group B, 180 cm, Virgo, Day-time job: Vice-President, Investor Relations, *-Office Corp; nite-time part-time job: host club star; hobbies: origami ....



.... single; non-combat 3D avatar; much sought-after by both male and female avatars in Virtual Reality.

Sexual Activity report: regular. Real-time anti-viral program status: On. Sexual Performance Rating: 100%.

Credits:
Bryce backgrounds by The Real JC
Freebies:
3DTrue (specs), UweG (G-Necklace), Unknown - Please Identify Yourself (M3 Earring), The Real JC (Bishounen Hair), Zippo (sofa and cushion), Joe Kurtz (background), Ghastley (facial hair), 3D Edo (Onizura).
Commercialware: Posermatic (A3 Male), the3Dwizard (M3 suit), TSK & Sukips (Harpback sofa poses), MutedBanshee (Llew character textures).

BISEINEN BISEINEN and older sexy daddies and grandpas
Mood: happy
While waiting for my very long hair (yes, you've seen it in my website pictures) to dry - because hairdryers do major damage to my hair - I am going to make this comment:

I have BISEINEN as well as BISHOUNEN. My Ultra-Bishies are all BISEINEN.

But my 3D-JC is hermaphrodite, so I don't know what to call him.

(3D-JC:"Just call me your greatest work, My Human, that'll do - hah hah hah hah !!")

Shaddup, Avatar Mine. And let me state for a fact: Very, very few 3D modellers have done clothes for cross-dressing 3D males.

(3D-JC:"That's all right, TR-. I wear a black fantasy skirt. I know you got it from ISOP, and that it's actually a wedding gown type of thingie. My mate-lover Konzen will be quite surprised to know that !")

My Dear Avatar, you look cute in the attire I pulled together for you. Ah, where was I , I lose track... Oh yes, "Bi Sei Nen" - Hai. But I have more ! THE REAL JC WILL BE INTRODUCING SEXY AVATAR GRANDPAS AND MATURE AVATAR DADS.

You don't think a balding grey-haired paunchy guy is sexy ? Alright, let's see what my mature male avatars look like.

(Grandma of Avatar Slade:"Oh, TR, I can't wait to see those men you plan on introducing to our configuration of Virtual Reality !!"

My Ultra-Bishie Slade:"Nanna !")

Well, just wait and find out for yourselves.

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(*-Office Recreational Complex, a chill-out groove lounge somewhere in up-town zone)

My Ultra-Bishie Sha Gojyo:"I am so NOT an Oji-san ! Oji-san janai ! O-Nii-san wa, desu ga !"

My Ultra-Bishie Son Goku (pulls one lower eyelid down with index finger, sticks tongue out):"Ha! I shall always be the youngest among us all ! Nyah !"

(MUb S Gojyo whacks MUb Goku on side of head. They start struggling with each other like little boys).

MUb Genjyo S:"Stoppit you two! Stupid Cockroach hair horny water-demon pervert ! Empty-headed stomach-monster monkey !" (Hits both of them with his disciplining fan in closed position) "The way you behave, you deserve to retain the label of 'Bi-Shou-Nen' !" (more cursing under his breathe)

MUb Cho Hakkai:"Ne, Sanzou, you too have been trying to pass yourself off as younger than you are. You got TR-JC to put down your age as 23 years, when it's 24."

(black smoke emanates from MUb GS' head)

MUb GS:"Well, what-evah ! We're no longer Bishounen, but Biseinen..." (exhales a puff of cigarette smoke, eyes hidden by long fringe.)

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THE DISCUSSION WHICH FOLLOWS INVOLVES ADULT XXX HENTAI RATED SUBJECT MATTER, AND YOU MUST NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU ARE BELOW THE AGE OF ADULTHOOD, AND/OR IF YOUR COMMUNITY FORBIDS YOU DOING SO.





Now that we are quite satisfied all my Ultra-Bishie 3D male and hermaphrodite warrior avatars are BiSeiNen, I shall mention that in the classic genre of Yaoi Doujinshi and related graphic novels, My Ultra-Bishies engage in intimate or*l and an*l activies with each other. Really this is none of your business, and I only make it my interest because I created them.

To maintain public law and order as a citizen of this condemned planet, I abstain from creating 3D sexual scenarios involving minors and/or animals. I've have come across manga of this ilk, and however charmingly cute the depictions are, I decline to follow suit, and refuse to exercise artistic license.

Back to my Biseinen and their Yaoi adventures. WHY do you think I am introducing older male avatars ?

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Trans-sexual 3D Avatar
Mood: amorous
Art and concept by JC, 2005::::::V3 Young Male by Daz::::::Zeborah texture by Chris Schantz::::::Harness by Ghastley::::::FoxTail ERC by Shogakusha::::::Bishounen Hair by JC::::::Bryce background by JC - - includes 3D objects from Edo 3D::::::

This beautiful fantasy Bishounen is truly trans-sexual. His body mesh is actually that of a female morphed into a male. Same as for 3D-JC.

(*-Office VR Studios, a subsidiary of *-Office Corp. Huge celeb party happening.)

TR-JC:"Uh, 3D-... I am nervous with all these stunning sexy female 3D avatars around me... help..."

3D-JC:"My Dear Human, this is their launch party. You're the Chairman of *-Office Corp. Relax and enjoy."

TR-JC:"*gulp*... uh, well, I never expected my 3D females to be, uh, so well-endowed at chest level..."

3D-JC:"Bah. I am going to go do the kissy thingie with the press over there. Byez, My Human." (turns to go)

TR-JC:"No, 3D-, don't go.... ah, f*ck..."

Hale (TR-JC's rock-star hybrid-demon lover):"Man, you look sick, TR-. I'll get you a glass of water. Hang in there."

Freakie D (TR-JC's personal bodyguard avatar):"Sir, would you like me to alert your personal physician ?"

TR-JC:"No, I... I'll be fine. It's all these over-sized female apparatus that's so distracting."

Hale:"Most of them are single-paired, unlike hybrid demonesses - now, those have theirs in two or three pairs, Dude. Like, leaves you totally short-handed."

TR-JC:"Cut out the lame jokes. And I thought I programmed you to ignore female avatars - ?"

Chairman of XXX Corp:"TR-, you sly one, you. This is one big breast feast !" (blows cigar smoke into ambient 3D space)

TR-JC:"Marianne, how nice to see you again. You'll love what you can do with these new creatures."

Chairman Marianne:"I know, TR-. I can't wait to see what my team do when they start assigning work to the avatars we leased from you. It's going to make us a few bucks each - hah hah hah !" (swaggers off with corporate retinue in tow)

TR-JC:"Oh, there's Field Marshal Xie. Must go greet him. One of our biggest non-civilian customers." (navigates glitterati crowd to get to FM Xie) "Thank you for coming along for the launch, Field Marshal."

FM Xie:"Evening TR-. This is one eye-popping party for me, I can tell you that ! Hah hah - most pleasurable cocktail I have attended this century, hah hah hah !"

TR-JC:"Glad you feel that way. I hope this means you will consider adding a few more contracts to our plate ? As you know, these females are indistinguishable from humans, and they can morph into males. Excellent for the type of projects your organisation undertakes in VR."

FM Xie:"No need to hard-sell, TR-. We take a very serious view of the potential of these new creatures. I don't think it's a question of whether we will sign up, but just how much for."

TR-JC:"Pay peanuts and you get monkeys, My Dear Sir."

FM Xie:"Your contracts are the budget of a small third world country, I'll remind you, TR-."

TR-JC:"There are off-balance sheet considerations, Field Marshal, that you and I know well. Here, a toast - to your victory." (they toast, each glass of champagne costing *-Office's PR budget 800 pound sterling)

Aunt of Konzen (Hermaphrodite Senior Entity of VR Heaven):"Oh, it's my favourite little geek human, TR-JC !" (floats over to TR-JC with her entourage)

TR-JC (bowing):"Ma'am, delighted to have you as our guest."

AoK:"TR-, I am very pleased with our latest goddesses. I think they do extremely well in battlefield and bedroom. You are such a sly little mad scientist. How do you keep coming up with these things ? Oh, there's my sexy darling human lover-boy across the room....." (floats away to her object of affection and frequent lust, My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou avatar)

TR-JC (under his breath, to himself):".... hentai no oba-san, na-a... "

Hale:"Sssh ! She might read your mind !"

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Sightings, An Occasional Item
Mood: cheeky
Spotted in Men's Nonno January 2005 issue.

TR-JC is reviewing his 3D empire of 3D Avatars. Now that the population explosion has happened, social structures begin to form. He notes that the offspring avatars of 1st Generation creatures are classified according to their parents' avatar type.

Offspring of god-type avatars, whether full-godlings or hybrid-godlings, tend to have higher status in avatar society. Demon-hybrid avatars are next. The bottom of the barrel are the human-type avatars. This socialisation outcome is derived purely from the interactions among avatars in this configuration of VR. No prior direct inputs had been added to the system, and there certainly had not been any intervention from Human Reality.

Because of the prolific nature of each male avatar's breeding activity during the population expansion program, father avatars have between several hundred to several thousand offspring. This has led to the situation of core children and non-core children. In other words, there are offspring which are closer to their fathers, and those which are not even thought of (a situation which is mutual between father and child avatar).

Because second and subsequent matings between non-god type avatars produce identical offspring, further matings between any one avatar couple are redundant for purposes of avatar diversity. Complexity and variation appears only to come from god-type avatars, who can produce their desired offspring according to will.

One should note that TR-JC programmed his 1st Generation avatars to have no preference for companion avatars of any gender type, male, female or hermaphrodite. There are no social taboos against mated relationships among any or all three genders, among the 3D avatar population in this configuration of VR. In fact, each avatar freely associates with several companion-mates. But as in all social relationships, there are moments of jealousy and broken-heartedness, as well as passion and deep love.

TR-JC has a quirk. He doesn't care very much for female avatars, which has led to the competition creating the more popular 3D female avatars. His *-Office Industries seem better placed to produce male-type avatars for lease to corporate clients. The company also has its formidable versions of females, but by comparision to their male counterparts, these are less glamorous. The company is well-established and much admired, because its non-civilian contract with VR Heaven (for the war against rebel demons) has made *-Office one of the largest and most profitable in the world.


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(Exit Human Reality. Returning To Normal Virtual Reality. Our genious-grade Baby Avatars of *-Office Industries are having a genious-baby discussion.)

Baby Avatar 1:"I am so happy to be back here !"

Baby Avatar 2:"Where did you go to, for such a long while ? Did you go back to VR Heaven to visit your Grand-Aunt ?"

BA1:"Yeah, sort of. Actually, our Daddies arranged for me to go. And Daddy Konzen has a new private army !"

BA2:"Cool ! What weapons do they use ?"

BA1:"All sorts. Each warrior avatar can do well in both group formation combat and one-on-one. You'll love the stuff they use, and the way they train."

BA2:"Awww, I wanna go to VR Heaven and see that ! No fair ! How come Daddy Genjyo lets you go, but doesn't let me ?!"

BA1:"I dunno..... Maybe because human-type avatars are not allowed in VR Heaven.... Sorry..."

BA2:"Huh ! Daddy Konzen is also my Daddy, sort of... I should be allowed to go. No fair."

BA1:"That's a good point; but you will be treated like that hybrid god-human who was assigned to be a fighter god. The chief gods in VR Heaven will either imprison you, or send you to be consumed by the enemy."

BA2:"But I am indirectly related to your Grand-Aunt, aren't I ? In fact, she's MY Grand-Aunt through our Daddy Konzen, right ?!"

BA1:"Another good point. However..."

BA2:"However WHAT ?"

BA1:"Your Primary Avatar Father is our Daddy Genjyo, so you're more human than I am. My Primary Avatar Father is a god avatar (that's our Daddy Konzen). I am more of a god avatar than you. Grand-Aunt accepts me as having a god avatar spirit. You probably don't have that. You can't even fly; you can only float."

BA2:"I hate my life ! I am only male, not hermaphrodite like you. I am not even a hybrid god-human avatar like you; I'm mostly human-type. Why did Mummy and Daddy make me !? I don't want my Mummy and Daddy ! I want to have YOUR Mommy and Daddy - waaaa-aaaah" (bawls his heart out)

(BA1 sends a remote help call to his hermaphrodite mother avatar 3D-JC, who promptly locates BA1's coordinates in Normal VR and hyper-jumps over to the little avatars.)

3D-JC:"What is it, My Son ? Oh, BA2 is crying. Did you fall and hurt yourself, BA2 ?" (picks up BA2 and consoles him)

BA2:"I want you and Daddy Konzen to be my primary Mummy and Daddy !!"

3D-JC:"Huh ?"

BA1:"BA2 doesn't want to be a human-type avatar. It's kind of unfair to him, Mommy. Daddy Konzen IS his secondary avatar father after all. And BA2 can float around a bit, and maybe have a little bit of god-avatar powers... not that he's shown much of that yet."


3D-JC:"Maybe we all should get together and talk about this."

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(Following that episode, the six avatars - My Ultra-Bishies Konzen-sama and Genjyo S, 3D-JC and GSF1, BA1 and BA2 - meet at 3D-JC's luxury penthouse apartment for tea. The father avatars appear more concerned than the mothers. The genious-grade baby avatars BA1 and BA2 present their arguments to their parents.)

BA1:"In conclusion, my Baby Brother BA2 is technically partly god-avatar too, and should be given some form of access rights to VR Heaven."

MUb Konzen:"Well, yes...hmmmm.... I have never rejected BA2 as my son. But perhaps I have not done enough to treat him like a son of mine."

MUb Genjyo S:"I never intended to have - " (His concubine avatar GSF1, BA2's mother, kicks him under the table)"Ouch. A'hem cough, I mean, BA2 was an unexpected but delightful development in my life. Konzen-sama was there with me when he was conceived, but I admit, BA2 exists because my program code set interacted with my concubine avatar's. So, he is more of a human-type avatar."

MUb Konzen (correcting him):" 'OUR concubine avatar's' - although I've never enforced my right to her, because I was already with 3D- over here." (at which 3D-JC raises an eyebrow at Konzen)

BA2:"You're both my Daddies, right ?" (looks at My Ultra-Bishies Kozen D and Genjyo S in turn) "I could sense Daddy Konzen whenever Daddy Genjyo was inside Mummy. You all know I was conscious before I was separated from Mummy."

GSF1 (blushing terribly):"Darling Son, they are both your Daddies, yes."

3D-JC:"... sigh... Konzen.... everytime your human-form does it, you are there for the ride as well. I wish it weren't so, but.... it can't be helped, the way you both have been designed by *-Office RnD Labs."(Turns to Konzen and refers to some private issue, which shall soon be revealed)"And I can't travel with you to VR Heaven, because I'm not allowed in, because I'm a human-type avatar."

MUb Genjyo S:"Everytime you both do it," (referring to MUb Konzen and 3D-JC) "I am there too, you know. Konzen-sama and I are really bi-morphic states of the same avatar individual."

BA1:"What is this 'it' that you are doing ?"

BA2:"I think they mean when our Daddies get inside our Mommies."

BA1:"How ?! I was never conscious before I separated from my Mommy. Tell me what this 'it' thing is all about, BA2. "

3D-JC:"PLEASE, could we return to our main topic. So Konzen, can you arrange for your son BA2 to be admitted to VR Heaven ?"

GSF1:"Son, why do you want to go to VR Heaven so badly ?"

BA2:"I want to see Daddy Konzen's new army ! BA1 told me all about them !"

MUb Konzen:"Oh, did he ? Did BA1 mention to you they are all FEMALE warrior god-avatars ? You don't like to play with girls right, BA2 ?"

3D-JC (muttering to self):"Stupid female warrior slut avatars, you mean."

MUb Konzen:"What ?"

3D-JC (standing up suddenly):"You slee-.... You do it with them ! I know you do !"


(The four adult avatars start talking all at the same time, the father avatars defending each other and backing each other up, while 3D-JC sobs away, and GSF1 is at a loss as to what to do about the situation.)

BA1 (to BA2):"Tsk, you better tell me what this 'it' is. Our parents get very worked up whenever someone refers to this 'it' thing."

BA2:"Our Daddies get inside our Mummies."

BA1:"You mean they somehow crawl inside our mothers? How do they do it ? Through the ears ?"

BA2:"I dunno exactly. There was this place where I was inside Mummy. Some part of Daddy would get pretty close to where I was, and then Mummy and Daddy bump around a lot and that always gave me a bad headache. That's why I initiated separation from Mummy by myself, and came out without her program codes confirming my action sequence. Couldn't stand it any more."

BA1:"So it's this bumping around together which is the 'it' activity our parents are so touchy about."

BA2:"Yeah, I think so. I don't know why, though. Can you figure it out ?"

BA1:"Nope, but my Mommy is really mad at our Daddy Konzen over that now. Didn't my Mommy say something about our Daddy Konzen doing 'it' with the warrior goddesses in his palace in VR Heaven ?"

BA2:"Hey, back up. Did Daddy Konzen say they are FEMALES ? "

BA1:"Yes."

BA2:"Yuck ! Girl soldiers ?! Phooey ! Why didn't you SAY so before ?!"

BA1:"What's the difference, girls or guys ?"

BA2:"I don't play with GIRLs !!" (he sounds exactly like his primary avatar father when he says that)"Hey, I don't want to go to VR Heaven anymore. HELLO EXCUSE ME EVERYONE, DID YOU HEAR ME ??!! I SAID, FORGET IT, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO VR HEAVEN ANYMORE !!!!"




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(Much later, bedtime for Baby Avatar 1 in Normal Virtual Reality. In BA1's bedroom.)

3D-JC:"Son, I'm sorry if I made you upset in any way because of my argument with your father earlier today."

BA1:"Is Daddy making more baby avatars with those warrior goddesses in VR Heaven ? Am I going to get more baby brothers and sisters ?"

3D-JC (eyes turn teary again):"Ummm, well... Uncle TR-JC has made sure that warrior goddess avatars won't be making any baby avatars. He has programmed them this way."

BA1 (speaking gently to mother avatar):"Mommy, you're sad that Daddy is spending so much time in VR Heaven."

3D-JC:"Your Daddy and I have talked about it already. One, he is a god-form avatar, very senior in VR Heaven, and one of their most beautifully-design and specially-programmed entities. Two, I can't be in VR Heaven to keep your Daddy company, because I am a human-type avatar. Therefore, I feel I can't stop him from doing what he wants or needs to in VR Heaven.... *sob*" (3D-JC holds BA1 so close that BA1 can barely breathe.)

BA1:"Mom, I can't breathe."

3D-JC:"Sorry, My Little One."(releases son) "Let me tell you something about Mommy. I almost got myself de-activated permanently after I re-programmed myself to be able to make a baby avatar with your Daddy - that baby is you. I loved your Daddy that much then, and still do now. I was crazy to re-program myself, but I don't regret it. TR-JC was so angry with me for changing myself from sterile to conceive-capable."

BA1 (hugging mother avatar):"Mommy....."

3D-JC:"Sigh... Your Daddy has two sets of special *-Office Industries program codes called Sentient Technology implants. Those make him a very powerful warrior god, but they also cause him to really need to do 'it' with his warrior goddesses. I can't stop him from doing what he needs to in VR Heaven. Sigh."

BA1:"You mean Sentient Technology is a special version of that boy's part, which only boys and hermaphrodite avatars have ? Like this one here ?" (points to own nether regions)

3D-JC:"Yup, that's correct, and your Daddy has two sets of Sentient Tech - very powerful stuff......"

(Silent pause, with neither parent nor child avatar saying anything. 3D-JC smoothes BA1's baby fringe and arranges it neatly on either side of his baby face. BA1's hair is just like his father's - sunshine gold and dazzlingly beautiful.)

3D-JC:"I'll try to live with this situation, because I still love your Daddy very much, and I know he loves me very much too. It's just the way things are in Normal VR and VR Heaven, that makes us have this type of situation. I hope you understand, My Son."

BA1:"Can't Daddy spend all his time over here in Normal VR ?"

3D-JC:"It's really complicated to explain, Son. Your Daddy has many important duties in VR Heaven. And... and, your Grand-Aunt needs him there from time-to-time, too."

BA1:"Mom, are mine Sentient Technology parts, too ?"

3D-JC (smiling):"No. Neither are mine. It's far better this way for our type of avatar form, you know."

BA1 (hugging mother avatar again):"Mommy is hermaphrodite like me."

3D-JC (kissing son):"Yes, My Darling Son...... Are you disappointed with Mommy and Daddy for giving you such a weird family life ? I mean, you also have your half-sister Hellene from Mommy and Uncle Hale - but that was under official instructions from Uncle TR-JC. And, TR- is your other official Mommy; I am his 3D avatar in Virtual Reality."

BA1:"No, I'm not disappointed. I like Hellene very much, and I know that Uncle TR- is also sort of my Mommy, because you're his 3D Avatar."

3D-JC:"Oh, we have given you such a complex little life, BA1 ! But then, that is what makes you such a special little Baby Avatar."

BA1 (yawning and rubbing eyes):"I'm happy, Mommy. Don't worry. I'm happ.... " (His little voice trails off and he is already fast asleep)

(3D-JC lays BA1 gently back against his little pillow in his cot, and covers him with his baby blanket.)

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(On balcony, later that same evening. MUb Konzen D and 3D-JC are enjoying the moonlight, the gentle breeze and the good weather.)

MUb Konzen:"Dearest, I'm sorry that you have had to live with all this complexity."

3D-JC (small laugh):"Hah, that's almost the same thing I said to our son just a while ago."

MUb Konzen:"When you first helped TR-JC create my human-form, you were so much in love with him, weren't you ? My human-form, I mean..."

3D-JC:"I get this loving thing from my human TR-JC - I am more human than any other human-type avatar in this configuration of Normal Virtual Reality. Anyway, yes, I won't deny I had a big crush on Avatar Genjyo S, even while he was only at 'Ultimate' proto-typing stage, not even 'Ultra-Bishie' stage."

MUb Konzen:"I knew everything that you did for him then. You applied digital paint to his entire body, you helped sculpt his features on his basic 3D mesh. You created his composite 3D hairstyle from several basic meshes. And you did it all with such care and loving tenderness. I felt it instantaneously as my human-form counterpart experienced it. It's just the way he and I are designed, programmed and constructed."

3D-JC (smiles):"I remember doing all that for your human-form. It seems so long ago. I even struggled with checking his 3D penis for performance ! Hey, it was not easy setting its pose in each stage of action !"

(Both avatars laugh. MUb Konzen puts an arm around 3D-'s waist.)

MUb Konzen:"3D-, we live very differently from real humans. Let's not get hung-up on their conventions from their version of Reality. Let's just live in this moment in this configuration of Virtual Reality, for each other, and for our baby, OK ?"

3D-JC:"OK." (leans head against MUb Konzen's shoulder)

MUb Konzen:"Happy together again ?"

3D-JC (nodding):"Yes. Very happy. Very together."

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(Next Day. *-Office Corp Chairman's Executive Office.)

BA2:"Sell these shares for me when the price hits USD60. And as for these other ones, don't do a thing. I may need to make a general offer."

Finance Vice-President:"Yes sir, BA2."

PDA Synch Bot:"BA2, sir, BA1 to see you."

BA2:"Big Bro !!"

(BA1 flies into room, swoops up to BA2's monstrous transparent desk - transparent, so that people can SEE him below desktop level when he's sitting in chair)

BA1:"I KNOW how baby avatars are made ! I figured it out !"

BA2:"Hey, I have got a conference call in 5 minutes. You came all the way here to tell me this in person ? Why didn't you open a remote comms link with me ?"

BA1:"I was in the building visiting my Mom, and I thought I'd see you in person. If you're busy..."

BA2:"Stay, Big Bro of mine. I am going to make 10 million pounds sterling today - watch me."

BA1:"Not interested. I am a god-form hybrid avatar, with no interest in the secular world."

BA2:"What about making baby avatars then ?"

BA1:"I figured it all out already. Ready to receive encrypted secure comms data ?"

BA2:"Enabled and awaiting your transfer."

(The two avatars open the secure remote comms channel between them)

BA2:"Yes, that is pretty much consistent with my personal experience in vivo. I think that must be how baby avatars are made. Must be."

BA1:"Hahahaha !!! You need to get a girl avatar if you want to make your own baby avatars when you grow up !"

BA2:"Oi ! I don't play with girls - yuck !"

BA1:"I'll leave you to your conference call. Where's Uncle TR-JC ?"

TR-JC (Voice coming from designer sofa across room):"I've been here forever. You two are rascals ! BA2 - get back to corporate training; BA1 - you go back to your tutors from VR Heaven ! Little scamps !"

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Today's business lunch was very nice, seeing former colleagues again.

The chunky business meeting was the one after that. It is a 360millionRMB project which, if we take to list on the stock exchange, can be a 2.88 billionRMB company. You think it's easy ? And that's not the only thing we do.

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remote blogging
yes, i m really moblogging this frm a remote location, not a computer. lah lah lah....

Today, at my newest company, we looked at a property development deal in Western Australia, and discussed investing in a joint venture in Thailand. We also mooted the idea of listing a company in Malaysia, but the other party is not ready.

For our lunch meeting tomorrow, I hope I'll actually be useful at the meeting, because I know the boss of the other company we are "catching up with".

My partners for my older London company want to meet tomorrow,since our China head is in town.

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I have to attend a financing workshop for film production. And I have a shareholders' meeting after that. But you know what suckz ?! I have a gum-ache !!! I flossed too hard and this is the result ! It's so painful, and I am such a beast when it comes to suffering.... *TR-JC is NOT happy*

I am still coughing because of that darn flu bug from 2 weeks ago... now this pain ! Avatar !!!! Where are you ?! Hold me in your arms like you do your Baby Avatar 1. I need to be comforted by a Mommy-figure, and you do it so well.

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Dear Readers, this is 3D-JC blogging now. My Human TR-JC is a complete tofu-body. He can't stand pain. Which is why I like to spank him ! heh heh heh !!

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Update:

Attended the workshop which was project-financing oriented, one-off basement-level stuff, conducted by world's leading lecturer on the topic, from Hollywood. But I think the corporate finance and venture capital industry has to get savvy as well, not just the film-makers, so hmmmm... TR-JC has to do something about that ! And darn ! This gum-ache sure is distracting !

The shareholder's meeting has turned into a merger discussion with another firm. Let's see how that goes...

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JC gives away freebies for 3D Artists
Well, every 3D artist gets around to creating some sooner or later. The Real JC has created a set of 10 Manga-style Warrior Bishounen hairstyles in 3DS format, available free. Here is the link to the download page: http://www.genjyosanzo.net/freebies/index.html

23 January 2005 update: new hairstyles added and now in Poser-ready parented prop format.

Yesterday, I thought I had recovered enough to return to my office and check out a few things with my business partners. But half-way driving into town, I felt so dizzy, I abandoned the idea and headed home. In the afternoon, I actually fell asleep out of tiredness and post-flu weakness.

I'm also cancelling a dinner meeting because I don't feel strong enough for that.

Animax Channel 2005: Saiyuki Reload and Gunlock
Yep. Going to be available on Animax Channel (Ch 84). Heh.

I feel a little bit better today. Still dizzy and tired, but at least now I can eat something. I've actually grown thinner over the last 6 days since I got sick. I tried reading a couple of issues of New Scientist today, but couldn't concentrate much and got dizzy.

But, I'm definitely better than yesterday even. Except for this cough. Yesterday, I tried reading about covered warrants, but couldn't make any sense of the article half-way through, gave up, and fell asleep.

I think I slept for 4 hours straight at a time yesterday and the day before. I was just so tired out by the fever, I guess.

I was drugged out last night. I must not take anymore anti-histamines, stuffy nose or no.

yuckkkk
I am still sick.

groannnnn
The Real JC is very sick. I have had a high temperature for 3 days and my body aches all over. I think my sperm are all de-activated....
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Guess who's who in this story....
Somewhere in Normal Virtual Reality. Two *-Office avatars are under the blankets. Heavy breathing and panting, groans and moans, a lot of activity under the bedclothes. Afterwards, the sound of two voices post-heat.

Avatar 1:"Yeah, I think that's still working fine. Why did you worry about it ?"

Avatar 2:"Dunno. Thought I'd find out before checking in to *-Office Labs for unscheduled maintenance."

A1:"Nah. I think we just proved there's nothing wrong with it."

A2:"Me. Nothing wrong with me. Not 'it'. F**K."

A1 (reaching for cigarettes and lighter):"You want one? You don't have to worry anymore."

A2:"It's kind of.. sad looking now... Was I as big and long as before ? You should know. You helped me get it working after the upgraded version was implanted."

A1 (dragging on cigarette):"Uh, I can't really tell. Doesn't bother me anyway. But hey, you FELT good. Don't worry so much."

A2 (pausing while lighting up):"You SURE I still have it ?"

A1 (giving Avatar 2 a deep kiss):"Mmmmmmmm, yeah, you still got it all, Babe."

A2 (sucking on cigarette and exhaling):"It's smaller than my weapon now. Sh*t."

A1:"Hey, if I went around comparing MY weapon and MY Sentient Technology implant, I'd never get any satisfaction, Dude."

A2:"I need to know that I'm still attractive to all the guys out there. Girls - them, I don't care so much about, but if they are keen, it's a bonus."

A1 (stroking Avatar 2's Sentient Technology set):"You're such an ass-h*le sometimes, you know ? There's n-o-t-h-i-n-g wrong with you. Discussion closed. I got a card game invite, gotta get up and go."

A2:"I thought you've given up gambling, except with our own team members ?"

A1:"Ye-ah, My Darling Uke-Chan... this is a game with our very own demon who can't get drunk. You coming or not ? He's waiting in lounge."

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Much later. Avatar 1 has made a lot of money from Avatar 3 (the guy who was waiting in the lounge earlier in our story). He decides to buy Avatars 2 and 3 dinner and drinks.

The three of them wander into town and settle on a cosy, noisy, small and inexpensive place. The three are attractive Ultra-Bishie Class Avatars, and they draw admiring glances from the other patrons in the restaurant.

After food and several round of drinks, Avatars 1 and 2 are getting intoxicated. Avatar 3, true to form, is quite unaffected by the alcohol.

A1 and A2 start embracing and laugh furtively at jokes they share between themselves. Avatar 3 ignores them, and listens to the light music played by the live band. Avatar 1's lips start to search for Avatar 2's mouth, but A2 pushes A1's face away with his hand, spewing expletives softly at the same time.

A1 turns to A3 and puts an arm around A3's shoulders. A1 then kisses A3's neck and tells A3 he's the cutest thing in Normal VR. A3 replies that A1 is drunk and it's time to leave.

The three of them, sexy, beautiful and deadly, stagger home after settling the bill. They somehow find their way back to A2's luxury apartment, and tumble into the living room. A1 and A2 fall onto the thick carpet and roll about drunkenly, chortling at some private joke which only those who are drunk find funny. A3 is much more sober by comparison, and he makes himself comfortable on the sofa. A3 watches in amusement as A1 tries to kiss and caress A2, who has already fallen into a half-slumber.

"Give it up, man," A3 says to A1.

"Oh, you're here as well.... " A1 realises. "Come to me, my pretty boy." He stretches an arm out towards A3, but collapses and passes out.

"Tsk tsk tsk. Oh well, since it's a bit cold tonight, I should snuggle in between the two of you."

All three Ultra-bishie Warrior Class Avatars cuddle close together that cool night, on the carpet in the living room. Loud snores emanate from the trio and awaken the two female concubine avatars of A2's household. The females creep from behind half-opened bedroom doors to behold their Lord and Master fast asleep on the carpet in the lounge with two of his colleagues keeping him company. The concubine avatars cover their Lord and his guests with blankets, and join them under the cloth.

Later on in the darkness that night, there is a lot of groping and fondling and curious noises expressing surprise, delight and pleasure. The five avatars end up somewhat entangled with each other and their blankets, and not knowing who is having whom - but they have a good time anyway. The concubine avatars, although strictly speaking, being programmed to serve and please their Lord and Master A2, pretend that they cannot tell the difference in the dark, and please A1 and A3 as well.

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More on New Avatars (see yesterday's post)
My 3D self is in a bad mood. He has just discovered that his avatar-mate, god-form avatar Konzen Douji-Sama, has been given a horde of almost-naked Super-Bishoujo Warrior Goddess Avatars for his private army. These lovelies were assigned by his Aunt-Lover, that senior hermaphrodite god-goddess in VR Heaven.

My Avatar blames me, The Real JC, for creating and commissioning such a distracting class of Warrior Avatars in this configuration of Virtual Reality.

Well, the way I see it, I would have had to include these awesome females sooner or later. They are so realistic, it is hard to distinguish them from real humans. They are excellent for holographic world battles and covert operations. And they make love and bear offspring like real humans do. Plus, they can morph into males ! Dangerous, aren't they ? Hahahah !

But... back to my forlorn 3D-JC. He's an hermaphrodite avatar. I upgraded him recently, so he's rather more bishie as well. Externally, he's all male, but he's also capable of getting pregnant and indeed, he has had two baby avatars already.

Now he is moping in my executive office, and telling me that he's lost Konzen to those gorgeous goddess avatars who guard and entertainment him day and night in VR Heaven.

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My Ultra-Bishie Tenpou Gensui, that gorgeous sexy god-form avatar, is somewhat dismayed as well. His on-again off-again love affair with My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho is now off again. Thanks to my Super Bishoujo goddesses flitting about Kenren-Sama in VR Heaven. As if Kenren minds at all...

The natural flow of events is predictable. My Avatar and Tenpou-Sama get together to console each other and keep each other company.

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Baby Avatar 1:"Uncle TR-, have my Mommy and Daddy argued again ? They're not together anymore. That's why I'm staying here with you now, right ?"

Me:"Poor thing, BA1. That's not quite correct. Your Daddy is adjusting to life with his new private army in VR Heaven. And, and... erm... er.. your Mommy is... ah, ahem.. your Mommy is helping Uncle Tenpou to feel better. A'hem."

BA1:"Can I have ice cream at tea-time, Uncle TR- ? My Grand-Aunt never lets me have any fun food in VR Heaven. It's un-godly, she says."

Me:"Yes, yes, of course. What flavour ?"

BA1:"Maccha ! and... Vanilla ! and..."

Me:"Just one scoop is enough. You are a little baby god avatar, and I don't want your Grand-Aunt finding out if you get sick."

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That poor little fellow has been experiencing a less-than-heavenly godling-hood. His young avatar parents have split up and reconciled so many times, it's already something he's got used to. Yet he remains dignifed and noble in spirit and deed, a true god-class warrior avatar, like his father. I am very proud of him.

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MUb Konzen (remote secure comms mode):"Oi, I haven't connected much with you these past few days. Have you been spending time in Human Reality where I can't read your thoughts ?"

MUb Genjyo S (same comms mode):"Yeah. I couldn't stand your perpetual irritation with your new horde of battle females. And it annoys me that you have so much sex with them all the time. It's distracting, to say the least, having to share all the experience through our common 3D mesh and textures."

MUb Konzen:"You think I enjoy that lifestyle ?! Anyway, surely it's been good for you too ?"

MUb Genjyo S:"Huh. Glad they're not MY Sentient Technology genitals which are being worn down."

MUb Konzen:"Hey, do me a favour."

MUb Genjyo S:"What?"

MUB Konzen:"Help me sneak away from VR Heaven without my females following me around. I know they're supposed to be my palace guards and such, but it's like being a prisoner in my own palace, you know ?!"

MUb Genjyo S:"I'm a human type avatar. I can't take your place in VR Heaven. Try another plan."

MUb Konzen:"Bring my son Baby Avatar 1 to VR Heaven. I'll assign my army to protect him instead of me."

MUb Genjyo S:"OK. Unless you have any better ideas."

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MUb Genjyo S takes Baby Avatar 1 to the grand temple at Virtual Chang-An. Invoking the interface between VR Heaven and Normal VR, he passes BA1 to Konzen across the interface.

Konzen presents BA1 to his private army, and commands them to protect and take care of his baby son.

The warrior goddesses are charmed by the cute and adorable genious-class baby god avatar, and more than divert their attention from his father to him. Because BA1 is hermaphrodite like his Grand-Aunt and Mommy, the warrior goddesses dress him up in both male and female baby clothes, changing his fashion styling at least 6 times each day. The baby's father is relieved that attention is now focused on his son.

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New Avatars
The Real JC:"Heh heh heh, Avatar, after my lunch meeting today, I walked past the Hugo Boss shop and got myself something at the sale."

3D JC:"Oooh, treating yourself ?"

TR-JC:"I have new avatars rolling off the production line at *-Office Industries (arrogant sniff)"

3D-JC (not impressed):"I know. I did most of the groundwork for you..."

TR-JC:"Let's see... I have Avatar Slade's new girlfriend, and her brother. Then there's this guy Avatar H10I00M11, which we are testing as a new third-party mesh. And finally, ah, last but not least, the most incredibly de-stabilising avatars to arrive at *-Office - our new female Super-Bishoujo series. Not that I particularly like females, but this series is guaranteed to pass off as human if the need arises."

3D-JC:"Wow ! You never mentioned that last lot to me before ! Oh dear... will my Konzen be distracted ?"

TR-JC:"I don't have any idea. These Super-Bishoujos can morph into males. The only item they do not possess is the genitalia. But I can add that on for them, if necessary. Hah !"

3D-JC:"Sob, TR- !! Please upgrade me into a Super-Hermaphrodite Avatar ! "

TR-JC:"Tosh, 3D-. My Super-Bishoujos are Warrior Bishoujo Class Avatars. You're not ever going to be a combat avatar. I keep you close to me to work with me." (grabs his 3D avatar and cuddles him)

3D-JC:"Yuck, TR-, you're weird when you express emotion !"

TR-JC (kissing his 3D avatar):"I am such a genious !"
(rolls with his 3D avatar onto the sofa and proceeds to caress him) "I am in a happy mood !"

3D-JC:"TR- !! You are absolutely deviant !"

TR-JC:"Yesss, so I am, My Avatar ! nyahahah !"

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Now let me see... these new Bishoujo Warrior Avatars have a lot more things (women always have a million pairs of combat boots, and wardrobesful of Nothing To Wear, not to mention the make-up and hairstyles and accessories, bah !)

If my Warrior Bishounen already need so much storage, imagine what these silly females will need !

Therefore, TR-JC now establishes a Corporate Policy on Warrior Bishoujo Avatars:

THERE SHALL BE ONLY BODYSUITS AND MINIMAL ACCESSORIES, OR NOTHING AT ALL, AS FAR AS MY SUPER-BISHOUJO WARRIOR AVATARS ARE CONCERNED.

Avatar 3D-JC will follow-through on this implementation company-wide.

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(*-Office VR Studio, Lounge 111)

My Ultra-Bishie Sha Gojyo:"Ah ha... naked women running all around *-Office Complex, is that it ? Hmmmm, I like this already...."

3D-JC:"Yeah, right. They are all combat warrior avatars as well, Dearie. Better be careful how you handle them."

My Ultra-Bishie Cho Hakkai:"Tsk, Gojyo will need someone to follow him around to make sure he's not beaten up too badly, eh, Go-jyo ?"

MUb S Gojyo (ambiguously):"Don't worry, Hakkai. What you and I have is not so easily damaged, eh."

MUb S Goku:"I recall having to fight with a whole lot of female combat avatars during that avatar mating programme at *-Office. heh heh heh... erm, er... yeah.. those who beat me had the privilege of mating with me. Something like that..."

MUb S Gojyo (slapping Goku on side of head):"Ba-ka Gak-ki ! hahaha !" (peering closely at his colleague) "Mating season is over, too bad for you ! hahahaha !"

MUb Genjyo S:"Whatever. Women are always trouble."

3D-JC:"Yeah. I'm a bit nervous about these Super-Bishoujo Class females... TR-JC just upgraded me, but now I feel threatened and vulnerable again. I hope Konzen won't be too attracted to any particular Bishoujo Avatar."

TR-JC (appearing at doorway):"Hello, my Precious Avatars. What's this meeting about ?"

3D-JC:"Your new Super-Bishoujos. Goku is wondering if they will challenge him to sparring battles, like during the last Avatar Mating Season at *-Office."

TR-JC:"Forget it. There's no need for that. By default, their contraceptive programs are switched on. See me if you ever want to impregnate them. Otherwise, I don't want to know what you guys do with them in private arrangement."

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(Virtual Reality Heaven)

My Ultra-Bishie Tenpou Gensui:"There are several almost naked goddess avatars flying around. The place will need a flight control tower soon."

MUb Kenren Taisho (watching almost-naked flying goddesses):"Oh yeah.... heh heh... oh, yeah..."

MUb Tenpou G (not amused):"Hmph !"

MUb Konzen (joining them on upper palace balcony):"The skies seem busier. Someone's going to fly into someone else sometime..."


(Two young Super-Bishoujo Goddess Avatars do indeed fly into each other and fall out of the sky. MUb Kenren T jumps across Balcony rail and floats towards them, catching one in each arm.)

MUb Kenren T:"Just avoiding any damage to your precious new meshes, that's all."

MUb Goddess Avatar 110 (giggling):"Thank you, Sir. But... your flesh causes mine to tingle somewhat, I'm sorry !" (continues girlish behaviour)

MUb Goddess Avatar 10111 (to other female):"You really need to watch where you're flying."

MUb Kenren T:"Now , now, ladies. You're safe and sound, thanks to Kenren here. There's no need to argue about right of way." (floats above ground with both lovelies in his arms)

MUb GA 10111:"Thank you for helping us, Lord Kenren Taisho. It's really embarassing to end up like this, and in the presence of VR Heaven's greatest general as well." (blushes)

MUb Kenren Taisho:"A little show of appreciation won't hurt, Private 110 and Private 10111."

(The two junior-ranking females look at each other, then both kiss the General-rank god-form avatar on the cheek. He of course is very pleased.)

MUb Tenpou G (still watching from upper balcony of palace):"Disgusting." (smokes silently)

MUb Konzen:"My friend, at least you know he's not feeling unwell."

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(VR Heaven, Konzen's palace, water garden. Konzen is strolling and listening to his heavenly orchestra play. A troupe of young Super-Bishoujo warrior goddesses have come to pay their respects to Konzen-Sama. And they have also come to admire him, for he is an Ultra-Bishie Class god-form avatar, very sexy and all that.)

MUb Goddess 111100111 (bowing at Konzen's feet):"Lord Konzen, Most Beautiful In Heaven, The Golden -"

MUb Konzen (surprised):"What is this ?"

MUb Goddess 111100111: "Your Lordship, we have come to present ourselves in service to you. We are your private army, as directed by your Aunt (titles, honorifics, long-winded praises)."

Mub Konzen:"Oh. I see. She failed to mentioned that to me the last time we - " (stops and avoids revealing his other relationship with her as her lover - by default, since she chose his human-form as her lover.) "Well, yes. Please carry on.... Ladies, if you don't mind, I was strolling along this garden path, and you're obstructing the way...."

(The bevy of luscious young almost-naked warrior goddesses snap out of their admiring trance and make way for their gorgeous Lord Konzen to saunter pass).

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Later that evening, Konzen and his bevy of almost-naked warrior goddesses are watching the fireworks in VR Heaven. It is a high feast day, and they are seated on the grass in his summery palace garden. Konzen feels awkward with the large number of lovely females surrounding him.

Because his human-type avatar mate 3D-JC is not welcomed in VR Heaven, our hero lives alone in his heavenly palace, attended to by servants he has known since he was a little boy godling (alone, except for that pest of a Goku which his Aunt assigned to him to look after). Konzen tries to ignore his new private army - for what purpose did his Aunt-Lover assign them to him ? As if he were in any imminent danger, or about to set off on a conquering spree. She is too concerned about his well-being.

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MUb Konzen (to one of his servants):"Get Son Goku to see me now."

Servant:"Yes, My Lord."

(Goku bounces into Konzen's presence, high-spirited as ever)

MUb Goku:"Hello, Konzen ! Did you call me to join you in a special picnic to celebrate the holiday ?"

MUb Konzen:"You're almost drooling, you little beast. Now come here, and sit beside me."

(Goku does so, to the irritation of some of the lovely ladies surrounding god Konzen on the palace lawn.)

MUb Konzen (addressing his goddesses):"This is my command to you: keep an eye on this young blighter for me, and don't let him get into any trouble. Oh, and by the way, he's always hungry. Make sure he's well-fed, or you shall be in big trouble. I'm tired, and I'm going to bed." (makes a quick exit from the evening's picnic party on his palace lawn)

(Konzen's females are annoyed at having to follow such a directive from their Lord, but there really is not much of a choice.)

MUb Goddess 11011:"My Lord, some of us will have to guard you in your bed-chamber. That is your aunt's higher command."

MUb Konzen:"*&%%$##!! That interfering woman! As if I need protection when I am asleep in my own palace - huh ! Or... is she concerned I might not be sleeping alone..? I don't care ! This is loss of privacy !"

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MUb Konzen has retired to bed. His female warrior goddesses are stationed around his very large bed chamber. He feels ill-at-ease; this is intrusion into his personal space ! He studies each young warrioress from where he lies under the bedcovers.

That one has curvey hips, and green nipples. That one has a sexy pout, and slender waist. That other one is oh wow ahem buxom all right. Wonder if they get in the way of her battle stances... That other one sure has got the longest legs of the lot - smooth and long and sh*t. Our hero god-form avatar realises a part of his 3D mesh is poking the bedcovers up. He turns over and pretends to be resting, annoyed at himself. But rest he can't.

MUb Konzen sits up in bed suddenly. "Get out ! Just get out of my bedroom this instance !" he yells to his Super-Bishoujo avatar guards. "I can't sleep with all of you in here ! Out !"

A shimmering glow (alpha setting 50%) appears in 3D space. His Aunt-Lover's face appears within the glow-ball.

"Dearest, perhaps they need to help you rest better," she says silkily. She snaps her fingers at the warrior-goddesses, and they already know what they have to do for their Lord Konzen. The females approach his bed simultaneously, and his initial protests become less noisy within minutes.

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Next morning, Goku comes bouncing into his Master Konzen's bedroom, hoping to wake him up for a hearty breakfast meal together. He is surprised to see the young Golden One sprawled in bed fast sleep, with his four Bishoujo goddesses in bed with him.

MUb Goku, rubbing his chin in thought:"Hmmmm... he needs a bigger bed now."

Goku stretches over one goddess avatar and places his hand on god Konzen Douji's head, shakes it gently to wake him, but to no avail. MUb Goku leaps onto the bed and awakens everyone.

MUb Konzen:"What is it... Yikes !" (he notices his bed is filled with persons and sits up in bed)"Oh no...." (he groans, realising the night before and the morning after.)"This can't go on...." (he holds his head in one hand, his eyes shut again, his beautiful features knotted in a frown. Two of his goddesses stretch lazily; one wraps her arms around his right thigh, the other places her leg across his hips. All the females are awake, but they prefer to lie in bed and pin their Lord down with parts of their anatomy.)

MUb Goku:"Hey, Konzen. Do we have to share our breakfast with all these others ? There won't be enough for me, if that's the case."

MUb Konzen:"Everybody Out Of My Bed ! What do you think this place is, communal property ? Get off !"

All save Konzen scramble off his bed. Our hero god-form avatar slowly moves to one edge of his stately bed and scowls at each non-Konzen in his bed chamber. He utters a few un-godly oaths, heads for his luxurious bathroom suite and slams the door behind him.

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PLEASE SUPPORT TSUNAMI VICTIMS
TR-JC donated again today. PLEASE, IF YOU ARE READING THIS BLOG, SUPPORT THE TSUNAMI VICTIMS IN CASH, AND IN YOUR HEARTS AND MINDS.

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The disaster has really put a damper on all my thoughts and daily activities at the office. It is a sombre mood which prevails, I can tell you. Of course, it is business as usual. We are the guys who make the wheels of economies turn smoothly.

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Saiyuki Gunlock TV Sound Collection
Now Playing: Sanzou's Theme
This CDA I bought in HMV at Shinjuku in Tokyo.

I LOVE Sanzou's Theme !!! It is SO him ! I think I am screaming my head off in delight.

HAPPY 2005 !

TR-JC WILL TRY VERY HARD TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, GET BACK MY HEALTH, AND ... AND... GENERALLY DO BETTER THAN I DID LAST YEAR.

PLEASE CONSIDER HELPING TSUNAMI VICTIMS
Now deciding which charity to pass my humble donation to, in aid of Tsunami victims in South and South-East Asia.

PLEASE CONSIDER HELPING OUT TOO, IF YOU HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE SPARED SUCH A CALAMITY, AND/OR ARE NOT IN ANY DIRE CIRCUMSTANCE YOURSELF.

TR-JC

TR-JC upgrades himself - the vain toad
My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho:"Now just WHO was that in TR-JC's office ?"

3D-JC:"There wasn't anyone in there except TR- himself."

MUb KT:"Nah, I'm sure I saw someone else. Some gorgeous creature."

3D-JC:"You mean his PDA Synch Bot ?"

MUb KT:"No, it was a male avatar. Long white-streaked hair, goth make-up, pretty face - tell me, who is that guy ?"

3D-JC:"Hahah !! That's TR-JC made-over. He's decided he doesn't want to look so un-cool anymore, so he went for a complete re-engineering of his virtual transformation middleware. All his designer VR suits now fit his new form. You like the way he looks ?"

MUb KT:"Well, let's see how cool he BEHAVES. Looks aren't everything. He's always been such a grandmother type, you know. And he can't bear much pain, which means when it comes to giving him a pain in the ass, it's a lot of fun for the giver. If you know what I mean..."

3D-JC:"Oh, get lost, you horny deviant pervert. I'll be upgraded too, TR- says. Maybe you'll have to fight Konzen for a piece of me after that ! hahaha !!"

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We're watching on the news continuous updates about the tsunami which took many lives in Asia.

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(In 3D Virtual Studio)

TR-JC:"Avatar Mine, your hair is not cooperating with me ! I have upgraded your entire body, but your hair...."

3D-JC:"Why are you grumbling now, My Creator? I have never kept my pubic hair in its natural form. You've always insisted I shave it all off."

TR-:"I mean the hair on your head, Dumbo ! I like the way you look otherwise. How about trying to live with it like this for a few days and seeing how things work out ?"

3D-:"OK... I guess it can't mean any real harm."

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(Later that evening, At 3D-JC's luxury apartment, *-Office Residential)

My Ultra-Bishie Konzen (seated at work console, going through some paperwork for VR Heaven):"Hello. Oh, 3D- didn't say he was expecting visitors..."

3D-JC:"It's me, Konzen. How do you like my new look ?"

MUb K:"What ?!" (jumps up from chair, glides over to 3D-JC to inspect him closely)

3D-JC:"Well ?" (turns around to show off new 3D mesh and textures of self to lover-mate.)

MUb K:"You bought new shoes ?"

3D-JC (grabbing cushion and hitting Konzen on side of head with it):"No ! Look harder ! "

(Konzen is typical male god avatar partner in this relationship; doesn't figure out what is really different, gives up, returns to paperwork)

MUb K (looking at virtual paper and reading digital files):"Anyway, 3D-, you look nice. You were at the hair salon, right ?"

3D-JC:"Aaaargh !!"

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(*-Office Executive Suite)

TR-JC:"What do you mean No Access, you @#@!!*** Main Grid Computer !! F**K !! It's ME, TR-JC !!"

Main Grid Computer:"Invalid Iris Scan. Access Denied."

TR-JC:"Oh Sh*t !! I forget to use my old Virtual Iris ! Got to fix this for myself and my avatar 3D-"

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(2300hrs, 3D-JC and MUb Konzen's luxury apartment, our dear couple are in bed.)

MUb K:"Darling, I swear TR-JC's given you a warrior bishounen body. You also look meaner and tougher. I'm not sure I like the new you... why wasn't I consulted ?"

3D-JC:"You don't like me this way ? I thought I look more Bishie, and more Kakkoi..."

MUb K:"No, no... don't worry. You're very nice -looking and ... maybe a little too sexy. I don't mind - I think..."

3D-JC (rolling over to lie on top of his darling Konzen):"Under it all, my psych programs are still the same, I have the same personality and emotional defects.... oh, Konzen, you don't like me anymore... sob sob sniffle waaaah !!!" (cries into lover's chest)

MUb K:"Tsk, 3D-. Stop it. You really are the same old You under this new mesh and these different textures. Ever so emotional, My 3D-" (lovingly kisses his avatar-mate to comfort him).

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(2330 hrs, TR-JC's private luxury penthouse, TR-JC's bathroom)

My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho (materialising into Normal VR and whistling):"well, well, well... Ho ho ho. Sexy Butt, TR-. Your upgrade make-over has been quite successful."

TR-JC (toothbrush in mouth):"Ack ! mmmbbb ugh ddduugh ddad ?!@"

MUb KT:"Oh, yeah, this is the second time I've done this to you in this place, eh ?" (winks, moves closer to TR-JC, runs finger down TR-JC's arm.)"Nice... great piece of work, TR-"

TR-JC (spitting toothpaste out of mouth into sink):"Ptooi! Phhhfffp ! You f**khead ! I'll get a heart-attack by you, if you keep appearing suddenly like that ! And don't touch me like that ! Makes my hair stand."

MUb KT:"I've got something else that stands now, TR-"

TR-JC (gargles and rinses mouth, wipes face with towel):"Hey, you really like the New Me, don't you ?"

MUb KT:"Yep. Very sweet upgrade. Nice." ( draws TR-JC closer to him with both arms)

TR-JC:"Hale is ... "

MUb KT:"I won't mind if he doesn't... We can both have you at the same time, TR-"

Hale (had been listening to everything from doorway):"I don't mind, TR-"

TR-JC (in small squeaky voice):"I'm usually horny like a unicorn, but why do I feel outnumbered suddenly..."

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(Next Morning)

Baby Avatar 1:"You're not my Mommy !! My Mommy doesn't look like that !"

MUb Konzen:"Son, that IS your Mommy. Mommy's had a make-over. Engage your God-Senses and you can tell he's still Mommy under all the new textures and inside that new mesh."

BA1 (doing as father says):"Mmmmm... OK. It is Mommy after all."

3D-JC (picking up infant son and hugging him):"Oh, I'm so glad you know it's me ! I love you, My Son !"

BA1:"Mom, Mom, stop kissing me ! Yuck ! Bleah!" (wipes smooches away from cheek with forearm)

3D-JC:"Hahaha ! You sound like BA2 just now."

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(The Morning After The Night Before)

TR-JC (lying in gigantic party-bed):"Ooooooh... my ass is really really worn out - No thanks to you two Hentai Idiots !"

Hale:"Hah ! Admit it, you had a great time. *yawn*"

MUb KT:"... where are my cigs ?"

TR-JC:"aaaaah, over here .... but you guys are the best ! *sigh*"

MUb KT:"Your new c*ck is pretty cool too. Is it Sentient Technology as well ?"

TR-JC:"Self-restraint on my part - I didn't use Sentient Tech on my privates. Didn't want to get distracted in the middle of a business deal negotiation."

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Uh... ok... it's late in the morning--- EEEK !!! I shall miss the christmas present exchange at my parents' place ! Gotta rush ! I'll shave and shower at their place (hey, I don't go for that gay beard look), and borrow some fresh clothes from them. Hope they don't mind my out-of-bed hairstyle.

Butler Bot, my car keys - the estate wagon one - load up all the presents in the back ! Freakie Darling, you drive. Hale ? Hale ! wake up ! No on second thought, I'll leave you to sleep. Who wants a hybrid demon visiting them on Christmas Day ?! I'll leave Hellene's presents under the Yule tree; she can open then with her Daddy Hale later.

(invoking remote comms)
3D- ! Avatar !! Oi !! Heck, still making love to his Konzen....

BA2 - hey, little kid - if you can just stop playing with your new toys and listen to Uncle TR-JC now: take care of my VR World until I return, got that ?

I'll leave this configuration of Virtual Reality on my own.

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Greetz
Merry Christmas !
Happy Yule !!
Blessed Winter Solstice !!!

I'm drunk and don't know which holiday I'm celebrating anymore..... Where's Hale ? Take me home...

itai ! TR-JC slams shoulder into sharp edge
Now Playing: Malice Mizer
AAaaaaaaaa !! The pain !!! TR-JC has a gash across his right shoulder, WTF !! Aaaaa !! Sob ! And a bandage across the gash, plus an ugly bruise !

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TR-JC (pouting):"Avatar !!!"

3D-JC:"You yelled, Your Tofu Shoulder-ness ?"

TR-JC:"Sob ! Pity me ! I merely wanted to plug in the synthesizer, and the damn music stand got entangled with the drum cymbal stand, and then I fell backwards.... "

3D-JC:"As ever the clumsy fool of a human. Too bad I have no choice but to be your 3D Avatar. You're a disgrace to me, TR-."

TR-JC:"Pah ! Please complete the set starring My Ultra-Bishies Hakkai and Gojyo. I want them sticking their tongues out. Aaaaa, the pain !"

3D-JC:"Oh, for goodness' sake, TR-, it's just a scratch and a bruise ! I'm off to the VR Studio. Don't yell if you need me."

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MUb Gojyo:"What's this new make-up and wardrobe about, 3D-JC ?"

MUb Hakkai:"Are we cosplaying again ?"

3D-JC:"TR- wants you guys to stick tongues out. That was the only specific request he made."

Mub Gojyo :"Shall I also stick my **** out as well ? Like this.." (thrusts pelvis forwards and laughs)

3D-JC:"Yeah, very funny, Gojyo. I dunno actually, let's work it out as we go along."

MUb Hakkai:"Hmmmm, this tatto on the front of me is quite cool, ne."

3D-JC:"See me after work, Hakkai." (blows kiss to MUb Hakkai)

MUb Gojyo:"Hey, what about me ?! Why does he get special attention ?"

3D-JC:"I set an objective, and I meet it. I planned to get together with Hakkai for some time. You'll have to wait your turn."

MUb Gojyo:"... not fair..." (mumbles)

3D-JC:"All right, OK, people, let's get started !"

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(Over at nextdoor soundstage, 3D VR Studios)

MUb Genjyo S:"This costume has no bottom ! I mean, my butt and my **** are exposed ! You better have insurance for my exposed parts."

Producer:"Relax, Darling, it's for your fans who can't get enough of your sexy body."

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(*-Office VR Studios)

My Ultra-Bishie Gothic Gojyo:"TR-! F*ck you ! You scr*wed up my shirt in the last art collection, you *ssh*le !"

TR-JC:"F*ck you, too, I was rushing to meet some people flying in from America, you c*nt-obsessed sh*th*le f*cker !!"

(TR-JC and his Ultra-Bishie Gothic Gojyo Avatar attack each other - and you know who will get beaten up badly......)

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(*-Office Medical Centre)

3D-JC:"You should know better than to fight with a warrior avatar of your own creation !"

TR-JC (heavily bandaged, in bed):"sob... he started it..."

3D-JC:"Humph ! I don't know why I feel sorry for you, My Human. Gojyo is one of the best warrior bishounen avatars in this configuration of Virtual Reality. He felt it was beneath his dignity to lay a hand on you, but you made him take you out in 1 strike. Fool."

TR-JC:"Punish Gojyo for me, My Avatar ...." (degenerates into blubbering baby-type noises, in attempt at soliciting sympathy from his Avatar)

3D-JC:"Oh, please..."

TR-JC:"How can the avatar strike its own creator ?! Punish Gojyo for me !"

3D-JC:"Don't get all worked up, TR-. You need to rest, you stupid silly Human."

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TR-JC returns from RnR / Shinjuku Ghost
Mood: celebratory
Now Playing: KORN - Word Up
The Real JC is BACK !

Nyah-hah-hah ! Didja miss me ? ! I guess NOT ! whoo-hooo-hoo !!

Yeah, I was roaming in Tokyo and Yokohama. I miss my 3D photoreal avatars so much, my Babies !!! I am so happy to be back with you all !

But first, let me tell you about my GHOST STORY ! My Shinjuku luxury hotel room was haunted, maybe... I was asleep and it was probably 2 or 3 am. I woke up when I felt I was being shaken in bed. I thought there was an earthquake happening, and I was being shaken from head of the bed to foot of the bed. The only thing that kept me from sliding out at the foot of the bed was the sheets tucked in under the mattress. Hey, much later, I checked the earthquake reports around the world - there was NO earthquake in Tokyo that day and time, people - yipes !!

Now Playing: The Darkness
TR-JC notes to self:

Here I am listening to Love On the Rocks by The Darkness, and feeling somewhat incensed that Minekura's lovely lines and vibrant story-telling have gone to pot under the creative control of her editors, publishers and tv studio masters. Pah !

Where's that sensuous art, that wicked off-the-wall humour, that edgey racy feel to the characters ? Gargh !

Anyway, I'm taking off for a week to meet friends flying in from USA. We'll be doing the Tokyo / Yokohama fun circuit, babes.

Meanwhile, my 3D avatar remains totally in love with god-avatar Konzen, sigh ! He's babelicious. But Konzen is getting a little jealous because 3D-JC has started starring in another production with the 3D avatar of a very famous pop idol in real life. He shouldn't worry; his 3D-'s heart belongs to him.

I experimented with Avatar Aiko3, but she's too darn short for My Ultra-Bishie Gothik Gojyo avatar. She's half his height - nope, they're not going to get together. Don't worry, my boy, I have a few demonesses to play with you. Promise you a good
time, sweetie.

Now, that pretty boy Kami-Sama avatar.... he's the one I'm going to take on next ! Heh heh heh. I shall invite him for dinner on the VR side of my penthouse. It'll have to be one of those times when Hale (my personal sex companion avatar) is away on a live gig circuit with his rock band. I shall send Hale2, his copy which keeps me company while he's away, on some ridiculous quest. Hah hah ! Kami-Sama, you're mine !!!

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3D-JC notes to self:

I am so busy with the new production, I'm hardly at home these days. Konzen whinges about it no end. But truth is, I'm just working with this other avatar star, so Konzen needn't worry so much. He should worry about My Ultra-Bishie Tenpou Gensui avatar. Hah Hah hah !! Tenpou is such a gorgeous darling of a god-form avatar, and I'm going to do him, when my Human does Kami-Sama. Muah-hahahaha ! Shhh, don't tell my Human TR-JC, our avatar master.

Oh sh*t, why is Justin Hawkins calling some bitch a mother-f**ker, and telling her to get her hands off his woman, what the .... Well, the Darkness Rock, so...

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Genjyo Sanzou notes to self:

Someone has left me a toy bubble gun as a back-up weapon. I wonder who it could be...

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Hakkai notes to self:

Hahhaha !! I have got myself fitted with contact lenses with the craziest designs ! Now I don't have to remove my demon-form control earrings to have demon eyes ! Cool ...

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Gojyo notes to self:

My female concubine avatars have returned to normal service. That's a relief. But I'm once again a proud papa avatar ! Thank goodness my number 10110001111111th son does not have red hair like mine - it's such a curse of the hybrid human-demon avatar.


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Goku:

I have been invited to be a judge at a cooking contest ! WHOO !!

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Baby Avatars
Baby Avatar 2:"Mummy, how come Uncle TR-JC and Uncle 3D-JC are BOTH Mummies of my Big Brother BA1 ? Why is it I have only YOU as my Mummy ? Why do I have only ONE Mummy ?"

GSF1:"It's really hard to explain to you, my son."

BA2:"Mummy, I am a genious-class baby avatar. If you can't tell me, I will find out for myself. Then I will tell you."

GSF1:"Oh, no, that won't be necessary! It's ... it's like this: TR- and 3D- are human and avatar respectively. 3D- is hermaphrodite, that means he's both male and female; Uncle TR- made him that way. 3D- re-programmed himself to be able to make babies with Konzen (your other daddy avatar). But Mummy doesn't have a human. I am just an avatar, and I was created specially for your Daddy Genjyo - by the way, your Daddy was called Kouryo before he received his title of 31st Custodian."

BA2:"Oh. .... Will I be 32nd Custodian ?"

GSF1:"No, my child. You will inherit TR-JC's mega-million-dollar business empire. VR Heaven will appoint the 32nd Custodian. You have to grow up in a temple and study the Sanzou Esoteric Arts, if you want to even try to qualify for the appointment."

BA2:"I don't like temples and I don't like priests - except for my Daddy. He's so bad and so cool ! "

GSF1:"Well... hmmm... your Daddy isn't exactly a typical priest. He's , uh... different. Very different."

BA2:"Mummy, do you love Daddy ?"

GSF1:"I ... I'm sorry, my son, but I don't. Is that OK with you ? I serve your Daddy carefully,and I make sure he's always comfortable and that everything he needs and wants is there for him."

BA2:"Is this because you are a concubine-class avatar, Mummy ? Am I concubine class or warrior class like Dad ?"

GSF1:"Yes, I am concubine class. And as for you, Baby, I really have no idea. Why don't we ask uncle TR next time we see him ? All I know is, you have no human counter-part. You're free from all that type of link-up, as I am."

BA2:'That's a good thing, right, Mum ?"

GSF1:"I don't know. Freedom imposes it's own rules. Human-less avatars have to be very disciplined in their lives. My Son, if I ever fall into enemy hands, I will... I will... "

BA2:"Self-destruct, Mummy ?"

GSF1:"Yes. I am programmed to do that, to save your Daddy and you."

BA2:"Does Daddy love you ? Will he be sad when you self-destruct ?"

GSF1:"No, Dearest, Daddy does not love me. He will not be held to ransom if I am ever snatched away."

BA2:"Mummy, even if you and Daddy don't love each other, I want you and Daddy to be happy together. Like BA1's Mum and Dad."

GSF1:"Why, sure Daddy and I are happy together. We never quarrel, and he sees whomever he pleases, I don't stop him. He takes good care of us, too."

BA2:"Oh,... OK. Daddy will miss you when you are gone. I know that. He likes you."

GSF1:"If he really does miss me after I'm gone, he can always order up another me from *-Office archives."

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BA2 (making sure his mother is not around):"Dad, do you love Mummy ?"

MUb Genjyo S (reading sacred text):"Hmmm ? uh, what's that, my boy ?"

BA2 (climbing up into his father's lap, and repeating the question very slowly, as if his father has a mental deficiency):"Do - you - love - Mum - my ?"

MUb GS (not looking up from book):"Nope. Why ?"

BA2 (whips out toy water pistol and points it at his father's ear):"You will love Mummy. Or I shoot you."

MUb GS (finally gives attention to baby son):"What is this all about, Son ?"

BA2:"Mummy will DIE for you, and you don't even love her ?!"

(MUb GS pauses for a while to ponder the words his son has spewed)

MUb GS:"I DO care a lot about her AND you. I didn't actually plan on making a baby.. no that's not right, I didn't know you were going to be made, Son. I don't mind being a daddy. I love you very much, my son. I was an orphan, and parents are very precious to their children, I know that."

BA2:"You will love my Mummy, or I shall shoot you."

MUb GS:"....."

BA2:"Love her !" (finger on trigger, ready to squeeze trigger of toy water pistol, and fire into father's ear)

MUb GS (closes eyes):"Son. Love cannot be forced upon an individual. Your Mother doesn't love me. She's told you this herself !"

BA2:"But she will de-activate herself to save us, if the enemy get her !" (starts to cry)

MUb GS (opens eyes, very touched, hugs baby son):"All right, My Son. Let Daddy try to love Mummy a bit, OK ? Actually, maybe I do... maybe I do love her a lot...."

(MUb GS consoles his baby son, and then notices that his number one female concubine has been quietly listening from his study doorway, with tears falling from her own eyes.)

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(Annual Review Meeting between TR-JC and his avatar 3D-JC)

TR-JC:"I started out as a confused bi-sexual, and now, I am comfortable gay. You started out as a sterile hermaphrodite, and now you are a mother hermaphrodite twice over. "

3D-JC:"I guess in avatar clock-speed time, we've gone through a lot. Our avatar empire has grown exponentially, and we have a second generation in place."

TR-JC:"I've even allowed my avatars to star in outright sex productions, when originally, I was very cautious about exhibiting them in any such manner."

3D-JC:"It hasn't lowered the tone of their standing in the 3D community, surely. There's never anything absolutely pornographic in the worst sense, about those productions."

TR-JC:"It's always restricted to adult viewership in any case, and even then, only adults who are certain they aren't breaking the law by doing so... (pause while in silent contemplation ) Avatar, you seem to be the only crazy avatar with extreme human emotions - enough to fall in love with another avatar in such a big way."

3D-JC:"That must have been my human side, from you. But other avatar couples exist in our configuration of Virtual Reality, for example, our Kenren and his number 1 female concubine. Are you in love with anyone, TR- ?"

TR-JC:"Too lazy to do anything about that, unfortunately, my dear avatar. I've got Hale and Nii as companions, which is about as much commitment as I'm willing to get in for right now."

3D-JC:"There are other humans you know..."

TR-JC:"Yeah, right. So how do I know if they want me for my bank accounts or myself ?! On my death-bed, they'll be crying fake tears, and wishing me into the coffin in their hearts ! Bah!"

3D-JC:"I'll take care of you, My Human."

TR-JC:"Nah... you have your own VR life to lead."

3D-JC (embraces his human):"Silly, you're very important to me."

TR-JC:"Thank you, Dear Avatar Mine. Now stop being your usual soppy self and smarten up. (sniff) I want a status report on those odd babies which have appeared unexpectedly."

3D-JC:"What an unfeeling description ! You are of course referring to... ??"

TR-JC:"Kenren and Gojyo's three new arrivals. What is happening, please ?"

3D-JC:"It appears Gojyo and his number 2 female have made an exact copy of their first one. This confirms our hypothesis that the same avatar parents will always reproduce the same offspring, and makes further matings redundant for purposes of avatar diversity."

TR-JC:"Ah, but it also means we can have a ready supply of the same avatars for replacement, if there are losses in battle. So we need to keep the parent avatars safe as a source of supply."

3D-JC:"Ugh, commoditizing avatar reproduction - really, TR-JC, you are inhuman ! Bleack !"

TR-JC:"Hush, My Avatar. Now about Kenren's twins ? I did not expect him to be able to do that."

3D-JC:"Now THAT is the oddity. He's fathered one avatar child with that concubine, but his second mating with her produces this result - unpredictable !"

TR-JC:"I seem to recall Konzen wanted to give you a baby girl hybrid. Can you remember what he said to you ?"

3D-JC:"Yes, he said he could do something like that because... because he is a god-form avatar."

TR-JC:"Ah ! ... perhaps god-form avatars can chose what type of offspring they wish to have."

3D-JC:"Seems like it. Although I don't particularly want to be a mother avatar 3rd time round."

TR-JC:"Even if I switched on your reproduction copy version just for the pregnancy ?"

3D-JC:"No, it's the raising of the children that's a BIG effort and responsibility, TR-. They may be genious-grade babies, but they need absolute guidance in their social, emotional and ethical development. Look at Avatar KamiSama, Nii's prodigy. He's totally devoid of such grooming, and he's turned out to be such a deviant !"

TR-JC:"Excellent observation and conclusion, Dear Avatar Mine."

3D-JC:"May I point out another item ? Genjyo S' number one has checked whether they can start a second."

TR-JC:"What ?! .... hmmm... why would he... she ... they are in love !! I knew it ! They denied it to each other for such a long time ! Hahahahaha !!! I made a female which Kenren Taisho fell in love with - and he's such a playboy ! Now this ! Woooh ! I am good !! I'm so Bad ! Who's a bad boy, huh ! TR- !!"

3D-JC:"TR- ! Get a hold of yourself !"

TR-JC (grabbing crotch):"This enough of a hold, My Avatar ?! Hahaha !! Woo-hoo ! I made a perfect concubine for that fussy, unsociable, bad-tempered disgrace of a warrior priest ! I am such a genious ! Wa-hahahahah !" (continues raving about his genious in this matter)

3D-JC:"Ahem, cough, gag.... TR- !! If you don't mind... HEY LISTEN TO ME HUMAN !!"

TR-JC:"Okay, okay... " (gasping for breath after shaking his butt, waving his arms in the air, and generally dancing around his luxurious executive office)

3D-JC:"Much as I feel bad about it, and trust me, I really really do, I have to turn down their request to start a second one. Their second one will be a repeat of their first - Baby Avatar 2."

TR-JC:"Oh, that's right. We mustn't add any confusion to my succession-plannning. No, no more BA2s."

3D-JC:"I feel terrible about it. She loves him, and now, he feels he does love her too, in his own strange way... so sad... oh, oh, boo-hoo, sniffle, sob - waa-aaah !!!"

TR-JC:"For goodness sake, Avatar Mine, now YOU get a hold of yourself. Ever the emotional wreck, pah !"

(3D-JC cries and sobs for a good while, and TR-JC leaves him to unload his emotions, while he makes several voice-calls to seal a few new investment deals.)

TR-JC:"OK... how are we doing, 3D- ?"

3D-JC:"I have decided. sniffle. sniff."

TR-JC:"Yes, yes, you have decided they cannot proceed with their second baby."

3D-JC:"No. I have decided to make a big sacrifice. Since my darling Konzen and our Genjyo S are linked avatars through their 3D mesh and programs, I have decided....."

TR-JC:"Yes ?"

3D-JC:"I will ask Konzen to impregnate GSF1, while GSF1 and Genjyo S are having sex. Oh, this is such a terrible sacrifice !"

TR-JC:"Wow... I must admit, that blows my mind. Wow."

3D-JC:"Konzen has not mated directly with Avatar GSF1, so it's still possible. Argh ! I feel sick and horrible now...."

TR-JC:"Well done, Avatar Mine. A truly noble avatar spirit, indeed. I am so proud of you !"

3D-JC:"I feel like throwing up."

Konzen (from remote):"I heard that entire conversation."

3D-JC:"Oh my goodie-ness. I'm too ill to argue about it with you now, Darling, yuck. Just go along with what I've decided, please. (*wretching sounds* )"

Konzen (from remote):"It will be my pleasure, My Love."

TR-JC:"Sh*T ! Of course it would be, you dumpkoff !"

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So, this is what three-way sex is like in this configuration of Virtual Reality. MUb Genjyo S and his number one female concubine get together, and when it's time for the male to impregnate his female, the god-form passes his reproductive code through his human-form and into the female avatar. This is a cold and clinical account which the lay-man will understand. And so, using his human-form's body, god-form Konzen together with concubine GSF1, make Konzen's desired demi-goddess baby avatar.

Oh, lest we get too high-minded about this event, let us remind ourselves that My Ultra-Bishies Konzen and Genjyo S came together, in a manner of speaking !! Mu-ahahah !!

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My Ultra-Bishie Kami-Sama On The Way
(Scene: Luxurious apartment belonging to 3D-JC and family. Time: Evening.)

3D-JC (beaming in from *-Office VR Studios):"I have had such a yuckie day ! Ugh !" (throws coat onto designer couch)

Baby Avatar 1:"Mommy !" (flies across from playroom to greet hermaphrodite avatar 3D-JC)"Mommy, this is my latest work of art !" (proudly displays digital paper with baby-style scratchings on it.)

3D-JC:"Very good, Son ! That looks like your Calculus tutor, Takeda-san."

BA1:"Correct, Mommy !"

3D-JC:"Where's Daddy? I've had a bad day at work... "

NannyBot 1:"Konzen-sama is training in the gym, Sir."

(3D-JC carries BA1 with him to their in-house gym to find god-form avatar Konzen)

3D-JC:"Dearest, this beast of a bishie-boy in our design labs is such a terror ! I don't know what to do with him ! I thought our Goku was mischievious, but this one - he's plain deviant ! Oh !"

MUb Konzen (running furiously on treadmill):"... yeah?... puff... threaten to switch his private property into invisible mode - works everytime...puff... I'm definitely going to complete 600 km today... "

3D-JC:"Darling, he's such an awful wicked twisted boy of an avatar."

MUb Konzen (still running):"..huff... huff.... sniff... do I know him ?"

3D-JC:"Well, he's styled himself Kami-Sama, which is a bit naughty, since avatars such as YOU are truly Kami-Sama type."

MUb Konzen:"Hah !? That deviant man-child ?! Hey, he's Professor Nii's prodigy, and very good at the esoteric arts, too..."

BA1:"Mommy... you and Daddy are smelly...."

3D-JC:"Sorry, Son - I guess I need a shower, and Daddy's all sweaty now. You know, Konzen Darling, Kami-Sama is technically an adult avatar, but he keeps all his toys with him, and he's such a child in his mind. He's absolutely brilliant as well. He tires me out in the testing lab."

Konzen:"Well, puff... you need to install discipline programs in him... puff... puff... he doesn't know evil from good, no thanks to Prof Nii.... puff... ah ! 600 km ! Did it ! I can definitely compete in the Marathon of the Gods !! Yes !!"

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(Scene: *-Office VR Studios.)

My Ultra-Bishie Kami-Sama:"I don't want to do this anymore - it's boring fart, and all of you are idiots !"

Producer 1:"Now, now, KS, you need to get these debut music-videos out, it's your responsibility as a *-Office Avatar."

MUb Kami-Sama (kicking prop over):"I don't want to do this anymore. Where's 3D-JC ?"

3D-JC (remote comms mode):"KS, you're worse than my baby son. Behave yourself. Come on..." (switching to secure encrypted comms mode)"Your civilian cover is KS the pop idol, for goodness sake. You're one of our best warrior bishounen designs, so get a little dignity already, you ... hey, you're only a year younger than I am, in human terms ! You're such a baby ! Pah !"

MUb KS:"Hahahahaha ! Find me if you can !" (invokes esoteric maneouver, vanishes, leaving toy penguin in his place)

3D-JC:"Engaging covert avatar presence detection technology... KS, I know you're headed over to *-Office Recreational. Get back in the Studio and complete your music video shooting, or so help me VR Heaven, I shall remove your private property 3D-mesh by remote over-ride !"

MUb KS (from remote location):"Huh ? How'd you find me... ?"

3D-JC:"New technology finalised by TR-JC, my mad scientist Human. heh."

MUb KS (beaming back into Studio):"Bah!" (sulks and cuddles his teddy bear toy he left behind in Studio)

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(Production of MUb Kami-Sama's debut music-video continues without further disruption from him. Meanwhile, MUb Genjyo Sanzou has also just completed his latest round of shooting for his tv program. He and Kami-Sama cross paths in the lounge area as they are leaving after work.)

MUb Kami-Sama:"Ah ! It's you !"

MUb Genjyo S:"Do I know you ?"

KS:"You didn't want to play with me... "

GS:"Oh - you ! Hah, I don't play with girls."

KS:"Oh, really ? I hear you play with guys and girls nowadays."

GS:"Excuse me." (makes a move to leave)

KS (moves to block his way):"Always thought you'd turn out more feminine than this.. Hmmm, but somehow, your male synth hormones got the better of that."

GS:"Well, the sentiment is mutual on all counts."

KS:"Aw, come on, I look pretty good, don't I ?"

GS:"Yeah - 'pretty' being the definitive word. Get out of my way."

KS:"We're kind of related in a sense, aren't we ? I mean, we have the same Sanzou pedigree."

GS:"How in Heaven's name you attained your proficiency, I shall forever be wondering about. Look at you, you pathetic weirdo..."

KS:"I am SO NOT a weirdo !... if you please. Tell me what you see."

GS:"You look like a girl, but you're a guy. You act like a baby, but you're an adult. And, you think like a maniac. You want me to put a bullet in you right now ? That might put you out of your misery. Otherwise, get away !"

KS:"Hahahhah, but you KNOW I can SO do something to deflect those shots. You're sweet as ever. Play with me, Senior Fellow-Disciple, please ..."

GS:"You shall regret asking me to play with you, My Fellow-Junior. Now, please, let's extend at least some Sanzou professional courtesy to each other, and leave this place alive, shall we ?"

KS:"Hmmm... may I make a request, Senior ?"

GS:"What is it?"

KS:"Make love to me. I've always wanted just that from you."

GS:"So did several others from our Temple, but no-one gets my ass if I don't give it !"

KS:"I promise you utter pleasure, My Senior."

GS:"Stop batting your eyelashes at me, it's disgusting ! You have no self-dignity whatsoever - you're such a little slut."

KS:"Yeah... that's what I'll be for you, My Senior." (hops and skips around GS as they walk out the large doorway leading out of *-Office VR Studios)

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Baby Avatar 1 and Nudity In Art
Mood: a-ok
Hello, Everyone. I am Baby Avatar 1, son of god-form avatar Konzen, and grand-nephew of Her Illustrious Divinity (etc etc). Yay !! Yule Season is coming !! I am going to get a lot of presents, Mommy says ! Yay !! Hah hah hah !! I am rolling around in the air with delight, and you can still read my blog entry clearly ! My telepathic user interface device is BUILT-IN ! By Uncle TR-JC, hee hee....

OK, I want to tell you about this really weird day. My Daddy Konzen (he's different from my Daddy Genjyo S, who is his human-form) took me along with him to *-Office VR Studios. He said there was a charity poster photography session - whatever that is. He said he had agreed to let the studio people take photos of him. But he didn't tell me he was going to be photographed without his clothes on ! hahahahaha !!!! He said he needed me around to give him "a sense of reality". Of course I was not involved as a model, only Daddy was.

hahahaha !! Daddy was so embarassed when they took a few test shots. He looked like he always does to me; we swim together in Uncle TR-JC's pool without our clothes on, so what's the big deal.... What is so special about my Daddy that people will pay a lot of money for, just to get his poster? But he says the money goes to charity. What's that ? I will use my remote on-line real-time access of Alexandria Virtual Library and find out - oh... I see... it's to help the unfortunate in society... oh... My Daddy must be doing a good deed then.

The Creative Director (that's what they call this guy who seemed like the leader of the group of people working that day) kept saying Daddy is "such a babe, such a babe" - what nonsense ! I am the Baby !! Daddy is an adult ! Stupidhead Creative Director, huh.

I asked Daddy when we could go for lunch, because that picture-taking took so long, that I got hungry. This nice lady 'Bot working for TR-JC, ordered a super-duper picnic lunch for me ! It was great ! I had Mexican food and a milkshake, which is like, totally banned in Grand-Aunt's Heavenly Palace in VR heaven - she says it's un-godly food and I am not supposed to indulge, whatever that means - but it doesn't sound like I wanna know about it yet, so I won't be looking it up right now, heh heh heh.

The photographer showed me the pictures of Daddy. He said it's just a celebration of Daddy's beautiful form. Not some dirty bad naughty pictures which babies are not allowed to see. He said it's just like famous art and sculpture in important museums in Human Reality. I think my Daddy has the best form ever ! Yes, my Daddy is the most handsome and the nicest god-form avatar of all. And I want to grow up to be like him. But Daddy says to forget about posing naked for charity pictures ! I don't understand....

Anyway, after that, Daddy took me to the virtual museum of the Prado in Madrid, Spain, in Human Reality. He showed me all the paintings and sculptures of naked and not-so-naked people, which artists and sculptors had done millions of years ago by avatar clock-speed. Some of the 20-Century stuff really looks completely distorted. This guy Picasso and this other guy Miro made a big mess of Human Reality - ummm, Daddy says that's what they tried to do - de-construct the way we see the world. And this guy Salvador Dali had some pretty cool ideas as well ! I like art. I hugged my Daddy and told him he's the best artwork in the whole of Normal VR and Heaven VR ! And I am going to grow up to look just like him !! Except I am a hermaphrodite avatar, like Mommy...

Anyway, like I mentioned in the beginning of my blog post, Yule Season is coming, and I am going to get a lot of presents ! Yay ! I am going to look for my half-sister Baby Avatar Hellene and my baby brother Baby Avatar 2. We are going to put up our Yule Tree and decorate it with all sorts of candy and little toys. We are looking forward to the Holidays ! Yeahoooo !

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TR-JC / 3D-JC !!

TR-JC:
May I be cured completely of this dang irritating stupid medical condition, and may I make many more millions of dollars, and stay out of trouble !

3D-JC:
My love to Konzen, my god of sex ! Muah muah !!
My sex to Hale, you sly wicked thang, you !
My love to Genjyo S, you're always there as well, hah hah !
And as for Nii, stay away from my Human form, you dirty no-good two-timing deviant !

TR- and 3D-:
To Everyone out there, thank you for your love !

MUb S Goku X Qiu (girl avatar)

MUb Goku X Some Girl Avatar (SGA)
Young Romance, Suitable for ages 10 and above.

My Ultra-Bishies C Hakkai and S Goku are trudging along a country footpath through a farmer's ricefield. They have to meet their colleagues Genjyo S and S Gojyo at the border crossing in a day's time.

Ever-hungry Goku pesters good-natured Hakkai to stop at a farmhouse and offer to pay the family for a cooked meal. Hakkai agrees, since it's been many hours since they had anything to eat or drink.

They approach a farmer's residence and call out to the occupants. A girl's head appears shyly through a window. She is a pretty and comely female avatar, for a country bumpkin.

She:"What do you want ? Mother says we don't have any money; you're wasting your time."

Hakkai:"Ho ho, no, Miss, in fact we are willing to pay you to prepare a hot meal for us. And then we promise to be on our way. We have an appointment to keep."

(Girl disappears. Long pause with nothing happening. Hakkai and Goku turn to leave.)

Farmer's Wife (appearing at doorway):"You wanted a hot meal, didn't you ? It'll cost you 4 gold dollars each. Take it or leave it."

Hakkai:"Uh... that's steep, Madam. We could get a meal in town for 1 gold dollar each."

Goku:"But Hakkai, we're a day's walk from town ! Please, please, just let the nice lady help us out !"

Girl:"Tee hee hee hee !! You're funny !"

Farmer's Wife:"Quiet, girl ! Come into the kitchen and help me prepare the food. You strangers can stay outside and eat in the chicken shed !"

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(After the meal, Hakkai rues the expense, while Goku returns the empty dishes and bowls to the Farmer's Daughter.)

Girl:"Thank you. Mother says thanks for the payment as well. It really goes a long way to help us survive in these parts."

Goku:"Yeah, well, it was a very tasty meal. You're Mum's a good cook. We're going now."

Girl:"No, wait. I... I'd like to get to know you a little better. You seem like a nice person. Can't you stay a while ?"

Goku:"Oh, well ! Uh, ahem, heh... We have to meet some others elsewhere, so we'd best be going."

Girl:"I hardly meet ANYONE in these parts. Take me with you ! I've had enough of this boring place."

Goku:"I can't do that ! Your Mother and Father will kill me ! Erm.. no, actually, they won't find it so easy to kill me.. but they sure as hell will try !"

Girl:"Please... I don't even know your name. I'm Qiu."

Goku:"Goku."

Girl:"Please, Goku, take me along ! I have to get out of here !"

Hakkai (from pathway leading out of Farmer's residence):"Goku, let's get going."

Girl:"Goku, if you ever come back, don't forget to visit me !" (she flings herself at Goku, wraps her arms around him, and kisses him for a long while. Goku is so surprised he doesn't know what to do.)

Hakkai:"Hahah !! What a quick romance ! Come on, Goku, we have to leave now."

Goku:"I... I .... I'll visit again, maybe, someday... Goodbye, Qiu. Take care of yourself."

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My Ultra-Bishies Hakkai and Goku continue on their way towards the border. Goku looks at the object resting in his palm. Qiu had slipped him one of her hairpins - a rustic-styled bronze hair ornament. Although by now a seasoned baby-maker, he feels haunted by her weird unexpected attractiveness, even though they had only a fleeting social encounter. Was she a demoness avatar ? She stays on his mind for a long while afterwards.

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MUb Genjyo S X MUb S Gojyo
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(Scene: Somewhere in the countryside after field mission.)

My Ultra-Bishie Sha Gojyo (speaking with cig in mouth):"Let's wrap up here. It's f*cking freezing and I want a hot bath and a clean bed."

My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou (removes cig from own lips before talking):"There's a temple around here. Small one, but they should take us in for the night. If not, I pull rank on them."

MUb S Gojyo:"Hakkai and Goku will meet us at the border crossing day after, zat right ?"

MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah. Let's move."

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(Our heroes manage to get the temple to give them a place to rest for the night. They have to share a small but clean and spartan room.)

MUb Genjyo S (tucking gun into holster, speaking with cig between lips):"I'm going to join the priests here for evening prayers. Back in an hour or so. You collect your own dinner from the temple kitchen. I get served because I am a top-ranking Sanzou Houshi and titled as well. Jya.." (turns and leaves room)

MUb S Gojyo:"What the F*ck ! Aren't I a guest here too, dammit !" (pouts and slumps against wall, looks out at autumn sky - it is already dark. At least it's warmer inside than out.) "Where's a concubine avatar when you need one. Sh*t, my number one has become pregnant with Kenren's godlings, and my number two with mine. That's our two best females unavailable for a few weeks ! Argh !" (Forces himself up to go search for the temple kitchen and his dinner.)

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(Later. Genjyo S returns to their room after prayers, dinner, and tolerating the social courtesies of his hosts.)

MUb Genjyo S (stripping off clothes, and calling to his colleague in their en-suite bathroom):"Oi, is there any hot water in that tub ?"

MUb S Gojyo (happily splashing water on himself):"Yes there is, but there's no space in it for the likes of you, sorry ! hahahahaha ! Aaaahhh, this hot bath is really good....."

MUb Genjyo S (walking into bathroom with gun and pointing it at Gojyo):"Get out of there. You've had enough of time to soak, what are you - a sissy woman ? Out !" (waves gun in direction of bathroom door).

MUb Gojyo (scratches back of neck, is completely unfazed - used to his partner's behaviour):"Oi, oi, oi... I'm generous because my good friend down here (points to own erect Sentient Technology penis) is getting fidgety and doesn't mind some company right now. Stop behaving like as if you were my wife, and get in. Hopefully, the tub won't break with two of us in it."

MUb Genjyo S (squats next to tub and puts lips close to Gojyo's face, whispers harshly):"You will SO pay for extending the invitation...." (gets into tub and sits across his colleague)"... and for not letting me use this tub alone !"

(The two naked Ultra-Bishie Warrior Class Avatars appear to start a wrestling match in the very confined space of the traditional-style bath-tub. Water splashes all over the place. Expletives fly. After a while, they start laughing and begin playing like little boys - hitting each other, splashing water at each other, and making a lot of noise. A young temple novice pokes his head through their room doorway, calls out to them asking if they are all right, then gathers courage to approach their bathroom.)

Novice:"Uh... excuse me, Sirs, we hear a lot of shouting. Do you need our assistance ?"

(The two Ultra-Bishies look at each other, pause, think about the appropriate response, then laugh out loud without ever saying it.)

Novice (puzzled):"You appear happy, and uh... rather needful of washing yourselves. I.. I guess that means there is no trouble here. Uh... but Master Abbot requests you try to keep the noise down a bit, if you could, please ?"

MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah, yeah. We're done with our bath, anyway. Go, go..."

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(Even Later. Both Ultra-Bishies lie on futon beddings in the darkness. They can see the sky through the window; the sky is clear and starry, and it is cold outside. Both are lost in their own thoughts. They smoke a stick each in the silence. After a while, MUb S Gojyo turns to look at MUb Genjyo S. The starlight and temple garden lantern-light provide just enough illumination for MUb Gojyo to make out his colleague's exquisitely beautiful facial features.)

MUb S Gojyo:"Bet you looked like a little girl when you were young."

MUb Genjyo S:"Shaddup ! F*ck, I got mistaken for one all the time."

MUb S Gojyo (moving closer to his colleague):"Look at your long eyelashes, look at your pretty lips ... You're a girl ! heh heh heh !"

MUb Genjyo S (turning away):"Stop breathing all over me !"

MUb S Gojyo (leaning over his colleague and brushing his cheek with his lips):"Bet you gave all your fellow-disciples blue b*lls... Admit it, they lusted for you ba-ad." (sticks his tongue into MUb Genjyo S' ear and licks it.)

(S Gojyo places one leg over Genjyo S' hips, turns his colleague to face him. His mouth finds his, and he gives him a long deep kiss. Genjyo S begins to caress S Gojyo's sex-machine body. Eventually, the two re-arrange themselves, and they take their pleasure from each other, with moans loud enough to shock the Head Abbot awake, and keep him awake for a long time.)

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(After they have made certain their Sentient Technology implants are completely satisfied, the two Warrior Class Avatars lie back and get ready to slip into much-needed sleep mode.)

MUb Genjyo S:"Hah, I admit I did flirt with some of them."

MUb S Gojyo:"Hmmm ? Oh, you mean the other novices and disciples at your temple ?"

MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah... when I was a teenager. I didn't know better. I didn't do it intentionally. It just seemed natural."

MUb S Gojyo:" *yawn* you're the best girl I've ever scr*wed, heh heh heh heh - don't bother responding. Goodnight."

(But MUb Genjyo S is already fast aleep.)

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Complaint
Now Playing: KJAZ live stream from San Francisco


INTERNAL MEMO

TO: The Real -JC
CC: 3D-JC, Konzen-Sama
FROM: Genjyo S, H.
SUBJECT: Complaint

TR,

You have repeatedly allowed material to be published which erroneously mentioned my number one female concubine avatar and therefore incorrectly identified her as Kenren Taisho-sama's and S Gojyo's concubine.

While I accept that these inexcusable typographical errors have been corrected, I insist you make known to the public that my GSF1 is different from Kenren and Gojyo's SGF1.

My GSF1 is a dutiful and responsible Concubine Avatar, who has never failed in serving and pleasing me, as she has been programmed to. In addition, while we did not intend to conceive our BA2, she is nevertheless an excellent mother to my first-born baby avatar son. Our dear infant son, being highly intelligent for his age, and rather mischievious as well, is quite a handful. But GSF1 deals with him untiringly, and I am pleased with her performance in her unexpected role as a mother avatar.

Therefore, I feel it is my duty as GSF1's Lord and Master, to make every effort to have you clear the air about her identity, vis-a-vis that of SGF1.

(digital secure signature)
Genjyo S, H

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INTERNAL MEMO

TO: MUb Genjyo S
CC: Konzen-sama, 3D-JC
FROM: TR-JC
SUBJECT: Re: Complaint

GS,

I apologise for the sloppy proof-reading, but as you have conceded, the errors have since been amended.

Meanwhile, I have arranged for a special production featuring yourself, GSF1 and BA2, so that the public may see for themselves the difference between your GSF1 and Kenren and Gojyo's SGF1.

I note how impressed you are with the Concubine Avatar we have supplied you. She is indeed also a credit to *-Office Industries, as she is to you. Please continue to take good care of her. I should add that there are no restrictions from our side, if you should decide to enter into a romantic relationship with your Concubine Avatar.

(digital secure signature)
TR-JC

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INTERNAL MEMO

TO: TR-JC
CC: Genjyo S, H / 3D-JC
FROM: Konzen
SUBJECT: Re: Complaint


TR,

Although I consider myself the Significant Other of Avatar 3D-JC, I wish to remind all of us that I do have priority rights to GSF1, over my human-form Genjyo S.

Just because I forego these rights does not mean they cease to exist. I shall from time to time summon GSF1 to serve me as she has been assigned.

(digital secure signature)
Konzen

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INTERNAL MEMO

TO: Konzen
CC: TR-JC, Genjyo S
FROM: 3D-JC
SUBJECT: Re: Complaint

Konzen,

You sleep on the couch tonight.

(digital secure signature)
3D-JC

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MUB Kenren T X Avatar Alden
Too bad, we can't get away from that love-triangle story in our configuration of VR.

My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho god-form avatar insists on his honour being satisfied, and he challenges human-form avatar Alden to a duel. TR-JC, their Avatar Master, rules that the battle must take place in Human Reality, where both opponents are evenly matched in terms of functions and powers.

Alden, a die-hard romantic, famous rock musician and warrior class bishounen avatar, had fallen in love with the number one female concubine avatar of god-form avatar MUb Kenren Taisho. She is one of the most desirable female avatars in Normal VR. Alden courted her secretly until her Lord's return from the battlefront where he is General of the Western Regions of VR Heaven. Using god-form powers, MUb KT discovered that his concubine SGF1 was thinking only about Alden. In a fit of jealousy, MUb KT exerted his rights over his female concubine by making her pregnant with non-identical twin godlings, even though she had promised before he did so, to get herself re-programmed to ignore Alden.

There is great excitement in VR Heaven, Normal VR and Human Reality as the appointed day of the battle draws close, and there are bets being made on who will win or lose. God-form avatars are forbidden from participating in any speculative behaviour, of course. Advance sales of beer allowance DTs (digital tickets) have hit an all-time high. The battle arena of *-Office Industries Non-Civilian Technologies Subsidiary, the company which creates and leases out warrior avatars, has been prepared specially for the event. *-Office Corporation's Guest Relations Department manages the event, which is beginning to look like a carnival of sorts.

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MUb Genjyo S:"Goku, the battle hasn't even started, and you've already eaten 4 hotdogs, 3 ice creams and 6 packets of crispy snacks. Tsk."

Goku (between mouthfuls):"The excitement gives me an appetite !"

MUb S Gojyo (smoking non-stop):"Uh.. I feel weird. Like as if I'm going into battle myself - that IS my god-form down there you know..."

MUb C Hakkai (swigging from beer bottle):"Hahaha ! TR-JC will never let any of his precious expensive money-making avatars get seriously damaged, don't worry. haha !"

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SGF1 (MUb KT's concubine, and the reason for this battle):"I am so nervous. I don't want either of them to get damaged. I think I am going to throw up."

GSF1 (MUb Genjyo S' no.1 female concubine):"You feel like that because you're expecting twin baby-gods. Don't worry, dearie, TR-JC won't let them destroy each other. Your Lord Kenren merely needs to have his honour redeemed, after the insult Alden dished out to him by daring to court you."

CHF1 (MUb C Hakkai's no 1 female):"Here, let me hold your hand, SGF1. Now, don't start to cry. Both your males will have a good duel and then it will be all settled."

(But SGF1 refuses to hold anyone's hand, and sobs away into the shawl on her lap. Hidden by the shawl is a small but unusual shape, covered in a digital cloaking wrapper)

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Kenren:"Get ready to be de-activated permanently, you pr*ckhead !"

Alden:"Your own head is over-sized, in case you haven't noticed."

Kenren:"The first move is mine !" (slices the air with one hand)

Alden (avoiding strike):"You smoke and drink too much. Need more accuracy, Granny."

Kenren (jumping up into air at Alden):"Yeaaarrrgh !!" (several quick moves to confuse Alden)

Alden (avoiding all attacks neatly):"Come on, boy, come and get me !"

(The two warrior class avatars don't disappoint the crowd. Kenren demonstrates he can still handle one-on-one combat with reduced functionality in Human Reality. Alden is in top form, and he relishes the idea of defeating a god-form avatar. The battle lasts for a very short time in Human time-scale, but at avatar clock-speed, it's a long affair. Completely exhausted and powered down after the gruelling battle, both opponents end up on their knees facing each other, on the ground of the battle arena. It's a draw. The crowd is almost in chaos, demanding that the fighters get up and finish the battle with a more definite winner.)

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SGF1:"TR-JC, Sir, I wish to make a public announcement to the crowd, please."

TR-JC:"Why, certainly, SGF1. 3D-, please hook her into the virtual public network for all avatars here."

(3D-JC does so)

SGF1 (clearing throat):"Attention, attention, please, Everyone." (After a few moments, she gets the entire arena's attention via Avatar Virtual Public Network. Silence falls.) "For those of you who don't recognise me, I am Lord Kenren Taisho's Number 1 Female Concubine. I wish to say how sorry I am that this battle had to take place at all. I wish the father of the two little babies in my body to be spared any further damage, for the babies' sake. I wish his opponent to know how very flattered I am, for all that he has done for me. I wish everyone peace and no further quarrel. Or I shall de-activate myself and take my two godlings with me !!"

(SGF1 pulls out a portable plasma de-stabilisation unit which she had swiped from her Lord's weapons strongroom while she had distracted him the night before)

TR-JC:"SGF1 !!"

3D-JC:"No ! Please, your creator implores you, don't do this !"

MUb S Gojyo:"You're my concubine too, SGF1 ! Don't leave me !"

(The arena crowd goes into turmoil. *-Office Security and Scientists commence emergency manoeuver 101101.)

Alden: (very dazed from the battle fatigue, weakly):"No... my love.... don't....do... this...stop, please..."

Kenren (barely conscious):"Concubine, behave yourself. How... dare... you.... threaten... to .... take our... babies... wicked... I love you....don't"

(The entire arena crowd is in shock at hearing these words from the god-form avatar)

MUb Konzen:"Hah, the fool finally owns up - idiot."

MUb Tenpou G:"Hope she heard to him...."

(MUb Genjyo S sneaks up on SGF1 while all the drama is going on, and knocks the portable unit out of her hands in one quick blow. There is some confusion while MUb S Gojyo jumps up to hold the concubine he shares with his god-form, and MUb Genjyo S retrieves the dangerous device and hands it over to Security. Once the arena crowd realises what has happened, they cheer wildly for MUb Genjyo S. SGF1 faints in her Lord Gojyo's arms and is taken to the Avatar Health Centre for care and rest.)

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TR-JC:"Bloody dramatic, eh, Avatar ? Should have had our *-Office VR Studios Producers do a reality show today ! Heck !"

3D-JC:"Bloodless, you mean. Those two hardly scratched each other. Damn ! They're good !!"

TR-JC:"Well, that's the idea. They shouldn't get damaged too much. Or we have not been doing our job."

3D-JC:"Wow... wonder if my Konzen will battle over me, heh heh heh "

TR-JC:"Please... anyway, no-one else will court you, so Konzen won't have to go through any trouble ! Hah hah hah !!"

(3D-JC hits his Human on the head)

TR-JC:"Oww !! That hurt !! Whassa matter with you, huh, My Avatar?!"

(3D-JC storms off)

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Part 3 Kenren / Gojyo n their Avatar Concubines (Final)
(Scene: *-Office Non-Civilian Training Arena Observation Lounge)

TR-JC:"3D-, we are watching an expectant father-god in action, at what he does best - battle."

3D-JC:"Huh ?"

TR-JC:"Our Main Grid Computer reports two tiny godling foetuses in Concubine Avatar SGF1."

3D-JC:"Isn't our avatar reproduction campaign now over. What happened ?"

TR-JC:"I'm not sure. I think there are socio-psychological reasons behind this development."

3D-JC:"I feel like Goku being given a theology exposition by Sanzou Houshi. Uh..."

TR-JC:"Look, there is now no reason for our avatars to reproduce. All the permutations and combinations have been attempted, as far as is physically possible between pairs. Does Kenren WANT to be a family god ? I don't know, but I would guess not."

3D-JC:"So... you're saying that maybe he made his Concubine pregnant for other reasons ? Such as ... ?"

TR-JC:"It puzzles me. I shall have to ask him after his training session ends."


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(Scene: *-Office Executive Lounge 110)

MUb Kenren Taisho:"Ah, I definitely need this large glass of fruit juice." (Gulps it down noisily)

TR-JC (raises his glass of soda water):"Cheers, and congratulations on the two impending arrivals."

MUb KT:"Hmm ? What do you mean ?" (lights up and drags on cig, puts feet up on expensive designer table)

TR-JC:"Your little god-baby avatars. Our System has picked up the information."

MUb KT:"Oh. I see. Yeah. They're non-identical twins."

TR-JC:"You're not exactly overjoyed to be a father-god all over again, are you ? Our avatar population expansion campaign completed its course some time ago. What's the real reason for these little ones ?"


MUb KT:"She is mine and they are mine. That's all."

TR-JC:"Ah, I get it. Possession. Exerting your rights over your assigned concubine avatar. Establishing your role. For some other party to take note of. Another avatar was after your SGF1, isn't that it ?"

MUb KT:"One Pr*ckhead to be precise ! The f**ker was in her mind all the time !! She is MY concubine, and I will not tolerate her being distracted and taken away by an inferior human-type Beta Team Warrior !!" (slams fist onto expensive designer tabletop)

TR-JC:"I see...."

MUb KT:"I'll de-activate him permanently !! I know who he is and I'll tell you now - it's that f**king sh*thead Alden." Throws his emptied glass at the expensive designer wallpaper, but uses his god-form powers to halt it in mid-flight, just at moment of impact.

TR-JC:"So.... My scientists at Avatar Health Centre report that your SGF1 requested re-programming to ignore Alden. Is that working ?"

MUb KT:"I don't know. SGF1 seems more like her old self now. So, that's fine enough for me."


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Hale:"Hey, Alden, these are the best lyrics you've come up with since we formed the band."

Slade:"Yeah, gnarly, dude. Oh, hey, the flower shop says you need to settle their bill - what you doing, giving business to a flower shop ? It's a girrrrl, is that it ? Hahahahaha !!"

Alden:"Shaddup, you little boy. Go play with your kindergarten friends."

Rylan:"Don't make me look bad, my demi-goddess mate will be asking for flowers, too, if she knew."

Zane:"Tell us, Allie-Boy, is she hybrid demon, demi-goddess or plain human type ?"

Alden:"Sigh... she is a human form avatar, but she's as lovely as a goddess. She is the most beautiful female in our configuration of VR. And she's unattainable. Perfect scenario for all my songs !!"


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MUb Sha Gojyo:"Here we go again. He makes her pregnant, and I have to be secondary avatar father to the babies. You know what? I should just go ahead and get our Concubine SGF2 in the same way. That should even up the odds a bit."

SGM1 (Number one male concubine avatar):"My Lords have already several thousand offspring. Another three or four more can't make any difference."

MUb SG:"Good point. SGF2 !! Come to me now !"

SGF2:"Yes, My Lord."

MUb SG:"Take off all your clothes. Switch off your contraceptive program."

SGF1:"Yes, My Lord."

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TR-JC:"What the .. ?! 3D- check these reports again, please. This can't be right."

3D-JC:"Let me plug directly into Main Grid. Checking now. Data accuracy confirmed. Yes indeed-y, our Sha Gojyo has made SGF2 pregnant with one avatar foetus."

TR-JC:"I tell you, it's socio-psychological factors at work again !! "

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Avatar Kenren's Concubine Avatar (Part 2 of Gojyo's Concubine etc etc)
Today, it is rainy... rainy and gloomy, just like my mood .... I'm Concubine Avatar SGF1 blogging by remote telepathic user interface, because I can't tell anyone about these feelings and thoughts going through me. I dare not even confide in my fellow female concubine, SGF2. My Lord Kenren Taisho has summoned me to serve him as his number one female concubine, so I have taken formal leave of My Lord Gojyo. Kenren-Sama is the god-form counterpart of Lord Gojyo.

Ever since that fateful day when Avatar Alden started to court me, I've been completely in a daze. He sends me secret messages on old-fashion notecards, and flowers, and candy, and even tiny little fluffy toys ! He is ultra-romantic ! I have to be so careful not to let My Lord Gojyo know about this. He will de-activate Alden permanently, if he ever finds out.

My Lord Kenren has returned from the battlefront. His and Lord Gojyo's luxury apartments are adjoining, so I just have to walk across the patio with the swimming pool, and I'm at My Lord Kenren's side. Yuck, I didn't bother to carry an umbrella. I am wet.

My Lord Kenren is lounging in bed, smoking, and wearing only his houserobe and nothing else. His hair is short and jet-black, unlike that of his hybrid human-form counterpart Lord Gojyo. His eyes are the deepest darkest black, and they are mischievious. Like My Lord Gojyo, My Lord Kenren is absolutely the most gorgeous hunk in our configuration of Virtual Reality. I'm not doing too badly, am I ? I am number one female concubine to these two ! Hah hah ! *-Office Industries made me for them. Thank you TR-JC.

My Lord Kenren wants me to take off my wet clothes and get into bed beside him. So I do that. I ask him where SGM1 is (that's my colleague the number one male concubine avatar), and My Lord tells me that he wants only me today. We usually do it as a threesome, but I'm fine serving Kenren-Sama on my own. I snuggle up close to him, but he's still flipping through a girlie magazine and surfing the holographic entertainment channels. I stroke his thighs while taking his almost finished cigarette away from him. One day, we shall have a small fire in bed.... which might be a lot of fun....

My Lord Kenren suddenly turns to look at me. He looks deep into my eyes and holds my face in his hands. He places his forehead against mine. Oh, help ! He is reading my thoughts with his god-form powers !! Oh, no... no.... He knows about Alden ! I can't keep it from My Lord Kenren. His mood changes from surprise, to amusement, then to annoyance.

"Who is he, Concubine ?" My Lord asks me.
"He is.... is... he is..." I falter.
"You seem to think he is an interesting pr*ck," My Lord comments. "Why ?"
"His name is Alden, and he's with that rock band Scourge Of The Tormented," I blurt out.
"That is his civilian cover. I know he is one of the Beta Team Warrior Avatars," My Lord says. "Why are you thinking of him ?"

How can I reply when I don't even know the answer to that question myself ?! I say so to My Lord Kenren, but he has no sympathy. He grabs me by the shoulders and kisses me. I think the best word to describe the way he is kissing me, is "violently". Ouch, ouch, My Lord is biting my neck, my breasts, my ears, ouch. And he begins to need me very much, so he takes me.

"Why is this f**king Alden sh*t so important to you, Concubine ?" My Lord Kenren asks me while inside of me."Tell me, or I shall over-ride your contraceptive program, and you know what will happen to you after that. Then we'll see if he still wants you." My Lord is a god-form warrior avatar, and he has functions which can really mess with my programming. I am ashamed to cause him such unhappiness, for that goes against my programming objectives.

"I need help to get him out of my mind, My Lord, please be patient with me. I promise to visit Avatar Health Centre to get my head sorted out. I won't ever think about anyone else except My Lords Kenren and Gojyo after this. Please be patient," I plead. But Kenren-Sama is already well on his way in this love-making.

"Oh ! Ah !" That is Kenren-Sama arriving at his moment of ecstacy, and I am so worried that he would do exactly as he has threatened. He just goes on like that for a long time, because god-form avatars have got so much to unload, thanks to their twin sets of Sentient Technology implants.

"Whoops ! I think I have just given you several little godlings, my dear concubine SGF1, " My Lord Kenren's face breaks into that sexy mischievious grin of his. He rolls over and reaches for a cigarette. I am dismayed. I resolve to submit a leave form to *-Office Industries and take several days off from my official duty as Concubine Avatar.

"You can only do that after I return to active duty as General of the Western Regions of VR Heaven," Kenren-Sama tells me between puffs. He can read my thoughts, because he is a god-form avatar. I am stunned by how out of control my life has suddenly become. I don't move and don't say anything for such a long time, that I don't even realise My Lord Kenren has dozed off. I pull the covers over his naked sexy body. I must be crazy to want Alden. Alden, romantic, handsome, sensuous Alden.

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Well, I did make a trip down to Avatar Health Centre sooner than expected, while my colleague concubine avatars were entertaining Lord Kenren. I told the scientists there that I needed psychological re-adjustment and a pregnancy test. I have strange news to report. The scientists have programmed me to ignore Alden. And .... I am pregnant with My Lord Kenren's babies - non-identical godlings, a girl and a boy. I am not sure how I feel about this. If it is pleasing to my Lord that I should be expecting our godlings, then I shall be fulfilling my objectives as concubine avatar. I am glad I have no choice but to ignore Alden after this. I am sure he will see that he has lost me, and he will find someone else. It is that romantic Lost Love notion which will see him through, I'm sure.

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To be continued ?????

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Avatar Gojyo's Female Concubine Avatar
(Scene: *-Office Complex Leisure Zone)

Sha Gojyo's number one female concubine avatar greets you, Dear Readers. I got 3D-JC to give me a telepathic user interface sensor for remote blogging. Today, my Lord and Master has asked me on a lunch date ! This is like totally not believable ! Since when does he take us concubine avatars out, hello ?! All he does is come home, snap his fingers at us, and we have to fall over ourselves to please him. Usually, I get to do it with his god-form counterpart, Avatar Kenren Taisho, since Kenren-Sama has priority and I am the most senior female. I'm cool with all that, they both like the same thing anyway.

I spend all morning just making myself irresistable to my Gojyo-sama. I went for my regular gym workout, then had my hair done, plus manicure and pedicure. Oh, I love that pair of boots.

I must go into this shop and check them out... I'm sure I'll make it in time for our lunch appointment.

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Help ! I'm late ! I tried on at least 10 pairs of shoes and boots, and I bought 3 on Gojyo-sama's credit card - a bit expensive, but I'm sure he won't mind. I have to hurry !

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Oh NO ! Gojyo-sama is already in the restaurant sitting at our reserved table. Ack, help.... He isn't smiling.... I am shown to our table which is close to the river. My Lord has already finished two cigarettes and a beer from the house microbrewery. I put all my shopping under our table, and I bend over to kiss his lips. He doesn't greet me, and he doesn't smile. In fact, he doesn't say a word. He is really mad at me ! Uh....

He's noticed the shopping bags under the table. He looks at me as if asking for an explanation. I tell him why I'm late and the connection to the shopping, and I must be going my usual 600 words per minute, because he starts to snigger at me. I hate it when he does that ! He always says I'm so cute and dumb when I'm trying to be logical in my thinking. Now he's caressing my butt, and he wants me to sit down and order lunch. My Dear Lord Gojyo never gets angry at me for long.

We are having lobster salad for starters. My Darling Lord Gojyo is so cool and cute, he always attracts the attention of other people wherever we are. Even when he's tearing into that lobster shell and extracting the meat, he's adorable ! He's so-oo sexy.... I forget to eat my own food because I'm just admiring my own Lord and Master, and I am so proud to be his number one female concubine. I wrap my legs around his under the table. He looks up at me and smiles. Sigh ! He's totally gorgeous !!! The Best !

He has ordered a light and fruity wine. He raises his glass to me with that sexy demon smile on his face. I am about to blow him a kiss when our waiter brings a note for me. What is this ?

Oh, there is someone sitting at another table who wants me to give him my remote public comms channel number ? Who is he ? I turn to look. It's ... it's one of the guys from Scourge of the Tormented, that ultra-romantic, Avatar Alden, their keyboard player and vocalist. Now my Lord Gojyo wants to know what's in the note, and he suspects it's something to do with Avatar Alden sitting at the other table. Gojyo-Sama snatches the note from my hand, reads it and looks at Alden with murder in his red hybrid-demon eyes. I hold my Lord's wrist as if to say he should not cause a scene here. I wrap my legs around his a little tighter, to prevent him from standing up. My Lord mutters something about taking him out later, and that *-Office Insurance will have to pay out a huge some of money for Avatar Alden.

Our lunch is almost ruined. Gojyo-Sama eats like he's slaying a demon beast. I try to stop him behaving that way, by feeding him the occasional mouthful, and by trying my best to ignore Alden completely. My Lord Gojyo gives me a very long passionate kiss over our dessert - he's trying to tell Alden something by that, but it sure is nice for me ! Gojyo-sama slips the decorations from our after-meal chocolates into my bosom - yeah, like I'm wearing this dress with a really low neckline to show off my cleavage. He just wants Alden to know I'm his, I guess.

Gojyo-Sama is having a cigarette now, and I want to peek at Alden, but I dare not. My Lord Gojyo is holding on to my hand on the table. He's making it very obvious I am his property. Well yes, actually I am officially assigned to My Lord Gojyo by *-Office Industries. I am his property.

My Lord leans over to kiss my neck. He says my hair looks divine today; wow, sure it does, I spent 3 hours at the hair salon this morning - all for his sake. Do I love my Gojyo-Sama ? Sorry, I don't know what love is. I do not have that programming in me. My programming objective is to carry out the duties of Concubine Avatar of Bishounen Warrior Class Avatar Sha Gojyo.

Alden is not only a rock star, he is also a Bishounen Warrior Class Avatar. He is very romantic and very popular, of course. And he is still single ! It's nice to have a celeb admirer like him ! I 'm kinda curious about what he's like... I'd like to get to know him. I wonder .... Oh, my Lord Gojyo has been trying to get my attention for the last few seconds. Uh-Oh. He wants to take a walk along the river promenade. But I have so much shopping ! He says he will ask the restaurant cloakroom service to hold that for me until we return. My Gojyo-Sama just wants to make sure that everyone can see I belong to him, especially Alden.

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(Much later that evening, in MUb S Gojyo's apartment)

Readers ! I have had an argument with my Lord Gojyo !! He says I spent too much money on my hair and my shoes this morning ! sob sob ! I am in tears ! But female concubine avatars have to keep themselves attractive for their Lords and Masters ! My Lord gets an allowance from *-Office Industries specially for this ! He's just taking it out on me because Alden's interested in me ! Sob sob !! Sniffle !!

Gojyo-Sama can't stand to see women cry.... He's holding me close. I am still sobbing... Being scolded by your Lord and Master is a terrible thing for a concubine avatar, you know.... I feel awful....

My Lord Gojyo gives me a mug of warm tea, and talks to me tenderly now. He kisses my face and tells me he's sorry for yelling at me. I sip my tea which my Lord has brought me, and he smokes quietly while I recover. Then he asks me to shower with him, which I usually do, before we turn in for the night.

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I cannot fall asleep, but my Lord is already fast asleep next to me, after making love to me several times. I keep thinking about Alden. I serve My Lord well, but perhaps... perhaps I need to be liked and loved for myself as an avatar female, instead of being someone else's concubine avatar. My already very fuzzy logic is getting more fuzzy, and I am becoming confused. I look at My Lord's face in the dimness of our bedroom - the digital clock display glows just enough for me to see his features. Sigh... how can I ever want any other Avatar ? My Lord Gojyo is certainly one of the most prized partners any avatar could wish for in our configuration of Virtual Reality. Look at him... He is such a babelicious hunk ! He is half-demon and all sexy ! His long red hair, his long eyelashes, his gorgeous sex-machine body.... but I can't get Alden out of my mind.

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To Be Continued................

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Technical Notes:

Avatar Alden / Scourge Of The Tormented
keyboards, vocals
equivalent human age: 22 years
non-civilian specialisation: inter-dimensional weapons expert
sports: jetboarding
VR food / drink: Moroccan cuisine
literature: Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker
sucker for: romantic avatars
pursued by: romantic avatars
favourite artistes: Jean-Micheal Jarre, Purcell
you can get him to do anything if you: brush his hair for him

TR-JC
Now Playing: Guilty Gear XX Reload XBox

Life is full of twists and turns. The Real JC and his two very successful business partners entertain their select group of business friends over cheese and wine and strange dark blue potatoe crisps. TR- hooks up with the owner of a pay-tv company, who agrees do some background research on TR-'s young cousin's proposal, before taking it further, if at all.

But TR- doesn't want to delve on this item any further for the weekend. TR- has a senior relative's birthday dinner party to attend this evening, so he leaves his VR empire behind and takes as his dinner date, his boyfriend and arch-rival in research, Dr Nii.

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TR-JC arrives at his human relatives' house - very modest structure compared to TR-JC's own empire at *-Office Complex Residential. It's the usual Re-union For Birthday event, with all the characters one finds in family dramas. TR-'s family is very conservative and his relatives don't know how to treat TR-'s boyfriend Nii - the gay couple are an oddity for the rest of the party attendees.

Aunt 1:"Ah, TR-, so when are you going to bring home the future Mrs TR- for us all to meet ?"

Uncle 1:"Woman, our young man here already has a partner, this other fellow here - 'Nii', is it ?"

Aunt 2:"How can that be ?!"

Grandparent 1:"Tsk, where are your manners, girl ?! TR-, come over here, let me meet your nice young friend."

TR-JC:"Uh, umm, we're not THAT young anymore... This is Nii, my room-mate from University - you remember I used to e-mail about him."

Nii:"Very nice to meet you, and Happy Birthday."

Grandparent 2:"E-mail ? We never quite knew how to use our computer in those days. We certainly never read any such mail from you, Dear."

TR-JC:"Oh, for goodness' sake. I need a drink. Uncle, I've brought a crate of red wine. Shall we ?"

Uncle 1:"Yes, yes, let's do that."

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(Later, in the very small front yard of TR-JC's relatives' house)

Nii:"More visitors arriving for the party. Shall we leave to make room ? I'd like to check out that new wine bar on the hill - Harpsichord On The Hill."

TR-JC:"Hah hah ! I own it with some others ! Let's go."


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(Yet Later, at Harpsichord On The Hill)

TR-JC:"Phew, that was some outing we had earlier. Thanks for coming along. I've just got to get them all used to the idea that we are a gay couple, and that it doesn't make us less than family."

Nii:"Yeah... it's awkward for them. If they'd just relax a little and find out a bit about me as a person, they'd see how you and I get along."

TR-JC:"I'm sorry if it was rough for you - was it ?"

Nii:"Nah. Don't worry about it. Thank goodness it's different in Normal VR; no-one cares which gender pairs off with which, and there are several different genders over there as well !"

TR-JC:"You're coming back with me tonight, aren't you ?"

Nii:"Sorry, can't stay for another day. Gotta get back to my lab. Whoops, we'd better not say anything anymore about work."

TR-JC:"I know... but can't you leave tomorrow instead ?"

Nii:"Then it'll have to be early."

TR (leaning forwards to embrace his lover-rival):"Thanks."

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(Next day, at *-Office Complex Indoor Park. 3D-JC has asked to meet TR-JC.)

3D-JC:"My Human..." (kisses his Human)

TR-JC:"Why so affectionate, My Avatar ?"

3D-JC:"Thanks for coming to meet me here on a weekend."

TR-JC:"I might not have, if Nii had not rushed back to his lab so soon."

3D-JC:"That's what I wanted to speak with you about. Nii's seeing a whole lot of other people, and they're all women."

TR-JC:"... And what is this information leading to ?"

3D-JC:"He's multi-timing you, My Dear Human."

TR-JC:"I know he's a philanderer bisexual. He just plays with them; he'll never settle into a permanent relationship with any one woman."

3D-JC:"But why must you keep seeing him ? He's not serious about your relationship either."

TR-JC:"But, he's someone whom I've lived with for years, and known for years, and ..."

3D-JC:"You're just too lazy to look for a better relationship, My Human !! Put in more effort !"

TR-JC:"I feel so comfortable with Nii, why should I ?"

3D-JC:"Even if he has sex with all those other playmates of his ? He's dastardly and not good enough for you, My Human !"

TR-JC:"Dear Avatar, thank you for your concern. You're almost like a mother to me, sometimes. But I don't think it's that easy to find another Real Human to be a life partner."

3D-JC:"Then I shall find one for you, TR- !"

TR-JC:"No ! Please, thank you, 3D-, that's quite enough. I have to get back to my Guilty Gear XX Re-load XBox internet challenge - there are some Real Human players out there who want to take me down. "

3D-JC:"You're a lame techie nerd all right. Is that what you do on a weekend when you're not having sex with your philanderer bisexual lover ? Sigh. Report by 3D-JC: My Human Self will likely remain single for the rest of his life."

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PLEASE CONSIDER HELPING TSUNAMI VICTIMS
Now deciding which charity to pass my humble donation to, in aid of Tsunami victims in South and South-East Asia.

PLEASE CONSIDER HELPING OUT TOO, IF YOU HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE SPARED SUCH A CALAMITY, AND/OR ARE NOT IN ANY DIRE CIRCUMSTANCE YOURSELF.

TR-JC

TR-JC upgrades himself - the vain toad
My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho:"Now just WHO was that in TR-JC's office ?"

3D-JC:"There wasn't anyone in there except TR- himself."

MUb KT:"Nah, I'm sure I saw someone else. Some gorgeous creature."

3D-JC:"You mean his PDA Synch Bot ?"

MUb KT:"No, it was a male avatar. Long white-streaked hair, goth make-up, pretty face - tell me, who is that guy ?"

3D-JC:"Hahah !! That's TR-JC made-over. He's decided he doesn't want to look so un-cool anymore, so he went for a complete re-engineering of his virtual transformation middleware. All his designer VR suits now fit his new form. You like the way he looks ?"

MUb KT:"Well, let's see how cool he BEHAVES. Looks aren't everything. He's always been such a grandmother type, you know. And he can't bear much pain, which means when it comes to giving him a pain in the ass, it's a lot of fun for the giver. If you know what I mean..."

3D-JC:"Oh, get lost, you horny deviant pervert. I'll be upgraded too, TR- says. Maybe you'll have to fight Konzen for a piece of me after that ! hahaha !!"

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We're watching on the news continuous updates about the tsunami which took many lives in Asia.

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(In 3D Virtual Studio)

TR-JC:"Avatar Mine, your hair is not cooperating with me ! I have upgraded your entire body, but your hair...."

3D-JC:"Why are you grumbling now, My Creator? I have never kept my pubic hair in its natural form. You've always insisted I shave it all off."

TR-:"I mean the hair on your head, Dumbo ! I like the way you look otherwise. How about trying to live with it like this for a few days and seeing how things work out ?"

3D-:"OK... I guess it can't mean any real harm."

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(Later that evening, At 3D-JC's luxury apartment, *-Office Residential)

My Ultra-Bishie Konzen (seated at work console, going through some paperwork for VR Heaven):"Hello. Oh, 3D- didn't say he was expecting visitors..."

3D-JC:"It's me, Konzen. How do you like my new look ?"

MUb K:"What ?!" (jumps up from chair, glides over to 3D-JC to inspect him closely)

3D-JC:"Well ?" (turns around to show off new 3D mesh and textures of self to lover-mate.)

MUb K:"You bought new shoes ?"

3D-JC (grabbing cushion and hitting Konzen on side of head with it):"No ! Look harder ! "

(Konzen is typical male god avatar partner in this relationship; doesn't figure out what is really different, gives up, returns to paperwork)

MUb K (looking at virtual paper and reading digital files):"Anyway, 3D-, you look nice. You were at the hair salon, right ?"

3D-JC:"Aaaargh !!"

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(*-Office Executive Suite)

TR-JC:"What do you mean No Access, you @#@!!*** Main Grid Computer !! F**K !! It's ME, TR-JC !!"

Main Grid Computer:"Invalid Iris Scan. Access Denied."

TR-JC:"Oh Sh*t !! I forget to use my old Virtual Iris ! Got to fix this for myself and my avatar 3D-"

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(2300hrs, 3D-JC and MUb Konzen's luxury apartment, our dear couple are in bed.)

MUb K:"Darling, I swear TR-JC's given you a warrior bishounen body. You also look meaner and tougher. I'm not sure I like the new you... why wasn't I consulted ?"

3D-JC:"You don't like me this way ? I thought I look more Bishie, and more Kakkoi..."

MUb K:"No, no... don't worry. You're very nice -looking and ... maybe a little too sexy. I don't mind - I think..."

3D-JC (rolling over to lie on top of his darling Konzen):"Under it all, my psych programs are still the same, I have the same personality and emotional defects.... oh, Konzen, you don't like me anymore... sob sob sniffle waaaah !!!" (cries into lover's chest)

MUb K:"Tsk, 3D-. Stop it. You really are the same old You under this new mesh and these different textures. Ever so emotional, My 3D-" (lovingly kisses his avatar-mate to comfort him).

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(2330 hrs, TR-JC's private luxury penthouse, TR-JC's bathroom)

My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho (materialising into Normal VR and whistling):"well, well, well... Ho ho ho. Sexy Butt, TR-. Your upgrade make-over has been quite successful."

TR-JC (toothbrush in mouth):"Ack ! mmmbbb ugh ddduugh ddad ?!@"

MUb KT:"Oh, yeah, this is the second time I've done this to you in this place, eh ?" (winks, moves closer to TR-JC, runs finger down TR-JC's arm.)"Nice... great piece of work, TR-"

TR-JC (spitting toothpaste out of mouth into sink):"Ptooi! Phhhfffp ! You f**khead ! I'll get a heart-attack by you, if you keep appearing suddenly like that ! And don't touch me like that ! Makes my hair stand."

MUb KT:"I've got something else that stands now, TR-"

TR-JC (gargles and rinses mouth, wipes face with towel):"Hey, you really like the New Me, don't you ?"

MUb KT:"Yep. Very sweet upgrade. Nice." ( draws TR-JC closer to him with both arms)

TR-JC:"Hale is ... "

MUb KT:"I won't mind if he doesn't... We can both have you at the same time, TR-"

Hale (had been listening to everything from doorway):"I don't mind, TR-"

TR-JC (in small squeaky voice):"I'm usually horny like a unicorn, but why do I feel outnumbered suddenly..."

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(Next Morning)

Baby Avatar 1:"You're not my Mommy !! My Mommy doesn't look like that !"

MUb Konzen:"Son, that IS your Mommy. Mommy's had a make-over. Engage your God-Senses and you can tell he's still Mommy under all the new textures and inside that new mesh."

BA1 (doing as father says):"Mmmmm... OK. It is Mommy after all."

3D-JC (picking up infant son and hugging him):"Oh, I'm so glad you know it's me ! I love you, My Son !"

BA1:"Mom, Mom, stop kissing me ! Yuck ! Bleah!" (wipes smooches away from cheek with forearm)

3D-JC:"Hahaha ! You sound like BA2 just now."

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(The Morning After The Night Before)

TR-JC (lying in gigantic party-bed):"Ooooooh... my ass is really really worn out - No thanks to you two Hentai Idiots !"

Hale:"Hah ! Admit it, you had a great time. *yawn*"

MUb KT:"... where are my cigs ?"

TR-JC:"aaaaah, over here .... but you guys are the best ! *sigh*"

MUb KT:"Your new c*ck is pretty cool too. Is it Sentient Technology as well ?"

TR-JC:"Self-restraint on my part - I didn't use Sentient Tech on my privates. Didn't want to get distracted in the middle of a business deal negotiation."

Uh... ok... it's late in the morning--- EEEK !!! I shall miss the christmas present exchange at my parents' place ! Gotta rush ! I'll shave and shower at their place (hey, I don't go for that gay beard look), and borrow some fresh clothes from them. Hope they don't mind my out-of-bed hairstyle.

Butler Bot, my car keys - the estate wagon one - load up all the presents in the back ! Freakie Darling, you drive. Hale ? Hale ! wake up ! No on second thought, I'll leave you to sleep. Who wants a hybrid demon visiting them on Christmas Day ?! I'll leave Hellene's presents under the Yule tree; she can open then with her Daddy Hale later.

(invoking remote comms)
3D- ! Avatar !! Oi !! Heck, still making love to his Konzen....

BA2 - hey, little kid - if you can just stop playing with your new toys and listen to Uncle TR-JC now: take care of my VR World until I return, got that ?

I'll leave this configuration of Virtual Reality on my own.

Greetz
Merry Christmas !
Happy Yule !!
Blessed Winter Solstice !!!

I'm drunk and don't know which holiday I'm celebrating anymore..... Where's Hale ? Take me home...

itai ! TR-JC slams shoulder into sharp edge
Now Playing: Malice Mizer
AAaaaaaaaa !! The pain !!! TR-JC has a gash across his right shoulder, WTF !! Aaaaa !! Sob ! And a bandage across the gash, plus an ugly bruise !

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TR-JC (pouting):"Avatar !!!"

3D-JC:"You yelled, Your Tofu Shoulder-ness ?"

TR-JC:"Sob ! Pity me ! I merely wanted to plug in the synthesizer, and the damn music stand got entangled with the drum cymbal stand, and then I fell backwards.... "

3D-JC:"As ever the clumsy fool of a human. Too bad I have no choice but to be your 3D Avatar. You're a disgrace to me, TR-."

TR-JC:"Pah ! Please complete the set starring My Ultra-Bishies Hakkai and Gojyo. I want them sticking their tongues out. Aaaaa, the pain !"

3D-JC:"Oh, for goodness' sake, TR-, it's just a scratch and a bruise ! I'm off to the VR Studio. Don't yell if you need me."

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MUb Gojyo:"What's this new make-up and wardrobe about, 3D-JC ?"

MUb Hakkai:"Are we cosplaying again ?"

3D-JC:"TR- wants you guys to stick tongues out. That was the only specific request he made."

Mub Gojyo :"Shall I also stick my **** out as well ? Like this.." (thrusts pelvis forwards and laughs)

3D-JC:"Yeah, very funny, Gojyo. I dunno actually, let's work it out as we go along."

MUb Hakkai:"Hmmmm, this tatto on the front of me is quite cool, ne."

3D-JC:"See me after work, Hakkai." (blows kiss to MUb Hakkai)

MUb Gojyo:"Hey, what about me ?! Why does he get special attention ?"

3D-JC:"I set an objective, and I meet it. I planned to get together with Hakkai for some time. You'll have to wait your turn."

MUb Gojyo:"... not fair..." (mumbles)

3D-JC:"All right, OK, people, let's get started !"

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(Over at nextdoor soundstage, 3D VR Studios)

MUb Genjyo S:"This costume has no bottom ! I mean, my butt and my **** are exposed ! You better have insurance for my exposed parts."

Producer:"Relax, Darling, it's for your fans who can't get enough of your sexy body."

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(*-Office VR Studios)

My Ultra-Bishie Gothic Gojyo:"TR-! F*ck you ! You scr*wed up my shirt in the last art collection, you *ssh*le !"

TR-JC:"F*ck you, too, I was rushing to meet some people flying in from America, you c*nt-obsessed sh*th*le f*cker !!"

(TR-JC and his Ultra-Bishie Gothic Gojyo Avatar attack each other - and you know who will get beaten up badly......)

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(*-Office Medical Centre)

3D-JC:"You should know better than to fight with a warrior avatar of your own creation !"

TR-JC (heavily bandaged, in bed):"sob... he started it..."

3D-JC:"Humph ! I don't know why I feel sorry for you, My Human. Gojyo is one of the best warrior bishounen avatars in this configuration of Virtual Reality. He felt it was beneath his dignity to lay a hand on you, but you made him take you out in 1 strike. Fool."

TR-JC:"Punish Gojyo for me, My Avatar ...." (degenerates into blubbering baby-type noises, in attempt at soliciting sympathy from his Avatar)

3D-JC:"Oh, please..."

TR-JC:"How can the avatar strike its own creator ?! Punish Gojyo for me !"

3D-JC:"Don't get all worked up, TR-. You need to rest, you stupid silly Human."

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TR-JC returns from RnR / Shinjuku Ghost
Mood: celebratory
Now Playing: KORN - Word Up
The Real JC is BACK !

Nyah-hah-hah ! Didja miss me ? ! I guess NOT ! whoo-hooo-hoo !!

Yeah, I was roaming in Tokyo and Yokohama. I miss my 3D photoreal avatars so much, my Babies !!! I am so happy to be back with you all !

But first, let me tell you about my GHOST STORY ! My Shinjuku luxury hotel room was haunted, maybe... I was asleep and it was probably 2 or 3 am. I woke up when I felt I was being shaken in bed. I thought there was an earthquake happening, and I was being shaken from head of the bed to foot of the bed. The only thing that kept me from sliding out at the foot of the bed was the sheets tucked in under the mattress. Hey, much later, I checked the earthquake reports around the world - there was NO earthquake in Tokyo that day and time, people - yipes !!

Now Playing: The Darkness
TR-JC notes to self:

Here I am listening to Love On the Rocks by The Darkness, and feeling somewhat incensed that Minekura's lovely lines and vibrant story-telling have gone to pot under the creative control of her editors, publishers and tv studio masters. Pah !

Where's that sensuous art, that wicked off-the-wall humour, that edgey racy feel to the characters ? Gargh !

Anyway, I'm taking off for a week to meet friends flying in from USA. We'll be doing the Tokyo / Yokohama fun circuit, babes.

Meanwhile, my 3D avatar remains totally in love with god-avatar Konzen, sigh ! He's babelicious. But Konzen is getting a little jealous because 3D-JC has started starring in another production with the 3D avatar of a very famous pop idol in real life. He shouldn't worry; his 3D-'s heart belongs to him.

I experimented with Avatar Aiko3, but she's too darn short for My Ultra-Bishie Gothik Gojyo avatar. She's half his height - nope, they're not going to get together. Don't worry, my boy, I have a few demonesses to play with you. Promise you a good
time, sweetie.

Now, that pretty boy Kami-Sama avatar.... he's the one I'm going to take on next ! Heh heh heh. I shall invite him for dinner on the VR side of my penthouse. It'll have to be one of those times when Hale (my personal sex companion avatar) is away on a live gig circuit with his rock band. I shall send Hale2, his copy which keeps me company while he's away, on some ridiculous quest. Hah hah ! Kami-Sama, you're mine !!!

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3D-JC notes to self:

I am so busy with the new production, I'm hardly at home these days. Konzen whinges about it no end. But truth is, I'm just working with this other avatar star, so Konzen needn't worry so much. He should worry about My Ultra-Bishie Tenpou Gensui avatar. Hah Hah hah !! Tenpou is such a gorgeous darling of a god-form avatar, and I'm going to do him, when my Human does Kami-Sama. Muah-hahahaha ! Shhh, don't tell my Human TR-JC, our avatar master.

Oh sh*t, why is Justin Hawkins calling some bitch a mother-f**ker, and telling her to get her hands off his woman, what the .... Well, the Darkness Rock, so...

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Genjyo Sanzou notes to self:

Someone has left me a toy bubble gun as a back-up weapon. I wonder who it could be...

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Hakkai notes to self:

Hahhaha !! I have got myself fitted with contact lenses with the craziest designs ! Now I don't have to remove my demon-form control earrings to have demon eyes ! Cool ...

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Gojyo notes to self:

My female concubine avatars have returned to normal service. That's a relief. But I'm once again a proud papa avatar ! Thank goodness my number 10110001111111th son does not have red hair like mine - it's such a curse of the hybrid human-demon avatar.


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Goku:

I have been invited to be a judge at a cooking contest ! WHOO !!

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Baby Avatars
Baby Avatar 2:"Mummy, how come Uncle TR-JC and Uncle 3D-JC are BOTH Mummies of my Big Brother BA1 ? Why is it I have only YOU as my Mummy ? Why do I have only ONE Mummy ?"

GSF1:"It's really hard to explain to you, my son."

BA2:"Mummy, I am a genious-class baby avatar. If you can't tell me, I will find out for myself. Then I will tell you."

GSF1:"Oh, no, that won't be necessary! It's ... it's like this: TR- and 3D- are human and avatar respectively. 3D- is hermaphrodite, that means he's both male and female; Uncle TR- made him that way. 3D- re-programmed himself to be able to make babies with Konzen (your other daddy avatar). But Mummy doesn't have a human. I am just an avatar, and I was created specially for your Daddy Genjyo - by the way, your Daddy was called Kouryo before he received his title of 31st Custodian."

BA2:"Oh. .... Will I be 32nd Custodian ?"

GSF1:"No, my child. You will inherit TR-JC's mega-million-dollar business empire. VR Heaven will appoint the 32nd Custodian. You have to grow up in a temple and study the Sanzou Esoteric Arts, if you want to even try to qualify for the appointment."

BA2:"I don't like temples and I don't like priests - except for my Daddy. He's so bad and so cool ! "

GSF1:"Well... hmmm... your Daddy isn't exactly a typical priest. He's , uh... different. Very different."

BA2:"Mummy, do you love Daddy ?"

GSF1:"I ... I'm sorry, my son, but I don't. Is that OK with you ? I serve your Daddy carefully,and I make sure he's always comfortable and that everything he needs and wants is there for him."

BA2:"Is this because you are a concubine-class avatar, Mummy ? Am I concubine class or warrior class like Dad ?"

GSF1:"Yes, I am concubine class. And as for you, Baby, I really have no idea. Why don't we ask uncle TR next time we see him ? All I know is, you have no human counter-part. You're free from all that type of link-up, as I am."

BA2:'That's a good thing, right, Mum ?"

GSF1:"I don't know. Freedom imposes it's own rules. Human-less avatars have to be very disciplined in their lives. My Son, if I ever fall into enemy hands, I will... I will... "

BA2:"Self-destruct, Mummy ?"

GSF1:"Yes. I am programmed to do that, to save your Daddy and you."

BA2:"Does Daddy love you ? Will he be sad when you self-destruct ?"

GSF1:"No, Dearest, Daddy does not love me. He will not be held to ransom if I am ever snatched away."

BA2:"Mummy, even if you and Daddy don't love each other, I want you and Daddy to be happy together. Like BA1's Mum and Dad."

GSF1:"Why, sure Daddy and I are happy together. We never quarrel, and he sees whomever he pleases, I don't stop him. He takes good care of us, too."

BA2:"Oh,... OK. Daddy will miss you when you are gone. I know that. He likes you."

GSF1:"If he really does miss me after I'm gone, he can always order up another me from *-Office archives."

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BA2 (making sure his mother is not around):"Dad, do you love Mummy ?"

MUb Genjyo S (reading sacred text):"Hmmm ? uh, what's that, my boy ?"

BA2 (climbing up into his father's lap, and repeating the question very slowly, as if his father has a mental deficiency):"Do - you - love - Mum - my ?"

MUb GS (not looking up from book):"Nope. Why ?"

BA2 (whips out toy water pistol and points it at his father's ear):"You will love Mummy. Or I shoot you."

MUb GS (finally gives attention to baby son):"What is this all about, Son ?"

BA2:"Mummy will DIE for you, and you don't even love her ?!"

(MUb GS pauses for a while to ponder the words his son has spewed)

MUb GS:"I DO care a lot about her AND you. I didn't actually plan on making a baby.. no that's not right, I didn't know you were going to be made, Son. I don't mind being a daddy. I love you very much, my son. I was an orphan, and parents are very precious to their children, I know that."

BA2:"You will love my Mummy, or I shall shoot you."

MUb GS:"....."

BA2:"Love her !" (finger on trigger, ready to squeeze trigger of toy water pistol, and fire into father's ear)

MUb GS (closes eyes):"Son. Love cannot be forced upon an individual. Your Mother doesn't love me. She's told you this herself !"

BA2:"But she will de-activate herself to save us, if the enemy get her !" (starts to cry)

MUb GS (opens eyes, very touched, hugs baby son):"All right, My Son. Let Daddy try to love Mummy a bit, OK ? Actually, maybe I do... maybe I do love her a lot...."

(MUb GS consoles his baby son, and then notices that his number one female concubine has been quietly listening from his study doorway, with tears falling from her own eyes.)

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(Annual Review Meeting between TR-JC and his avatar 3D-JC)

TR-JC:"I started out as a confused bi-sexual, and now, I am comfortable gay. You started out as a sterile hermaphrodite, and now you are a mother hermaphrodite twice over. "

3D-JC:"I guess in avatar clock-speed time, we've gone through a lot. Our avatar empire has grown exponentially, and we have a second generation in place."

TR-JC:"I've even allowed my avatars to star in outright sex productions, when originally, I was very cautious about exhibiting them in any such manner."

3D-JC:"It hasn't lowered the tone of their standing in the 3D community, surely. There's never anything absolutely pornographic in the worst sense, about those productions."

TR-JC:"It's always restricted to adult viewership in any case, and even then, only adults who are certain they aren't breaking the law by doing so... (pause while in silent contemplation ) Avatar, you seem to be the only crazy avatar with extreme human emotions - enough to fall in love with another avatar in such a big way."

3D-JC:"That must have been my human side, from you. But other avatar couples exist in our configuration of Virtual Reality, for example, our Kenren and his number 1 female concubine. Are you in love with anyone, TR- ?"

TR-JC:"Too lazy to do anything about that, unfortunately, my dear avatar. I've got Hale and Nii as companions, which is about as much commitment as I'm willing to get in for right now."

3D-JC:"There are other humans you know..."

TR-JC:"Yeah, right. So how do I know if they want me for my bank accounts or myself ?! On my death-bed, they'll be crying fake tears, and wishing me into the coffin in their hearts ! Bah!"

3D-JC:"I'll take care of you, My Human."

TR-JC:"Nah... you have your own VR life to lead."

3D-JC (embraces his human):"Silly, you're very important to me."

TR-JC:"Thank you, Dear Avatar Mine. Now stop being your usual soppy self and smarten up. (sniff) I want a status report on those odd babies which have appeared unexpectedly."

3D-JC:"What an unfeeling description ! You are of course referring to... ??"

TR-JC:"Kenren and Gojyo's three new arrivals. What is happening, please ?"

3D-JC:"It appears Gojyo and his number 2 female have made an exact copy of their first one. This confirms our hypothesis that the same avatar parents will always reproduce the same offspring, and makes further matings redundant for purposes of avatar diversity."

TR-JC:"Ah, but it also means we can have a ready supply of the same avatars for replacement, if there are losses in battle. So we need to keep the parent avatars safe as a source of supply."

3D-JC:"Ugh, commoditizing avatar reproduction - really, TR-JC, you are inhuman ! Bleack !"

TR-JC:"Hush, My Avatar. Now about Kenren's twins ? I did not expect him to be able to do that."

3D-JC:"Now THAT is the oddity. He's fathered one avatar child with that concubine, but his second mating with her produces this result - unpredictable !"

TR-JC:"I seem to recall Konzen wanted to give you a baby girl hybrid. Can you remember what he said to you ?"

3D-JC:"Yes, he said he could do something like that because... because he is a god-form avatar."

TR-JC:"Ah ! ... perhaps god-form avatars can chose what type of offspring they wish to have."

3D-JC:"Seems like it. Although I don't particularly want to be a mother avatar 3rd time round."

TR-JC:"Even if I switched on your reproduction copy version just for the pregnancy ?"

3D-JC:"No, it's the raising of the children that's a BIG effort and responsibility, TR-. They may be genious-grade babies, but they need absolute guidance in their social, emotional and ethical development. Look at Avatar KamiSama, Nii's prodigy. He's totally devoid of such grooming, and he's turned out to be such a deviant !"

TR-JC:"Excellent observation and conclusion, Dear Avatar Mine."

3D-JC:"May I point out another item ? Genjyo S' number one has checked whether they can start a second."

TR-JC:"What ?! .... hmmm... why would he... she ... they are in love !! I knew it ! They denied it to each other for such a long time ! Hahahahaha !!! I made a female which Kenren Taisho fell in love with - and he's such a playboy ! Now this ! Woooh ! I am good !! I'm so Bad ! Who's a bad boy, huh ! TR- !!"

3D-JC:"TR- ! Get a hold of yourself !"

TR-JC (grabbing crotch):"This enough of a hold, My Avatar ?! Hahaha !! Woo-hoo ! I made a perfect concubine for that fussy, unsociable, bad-tempered disgrace of a warrior priest ! I am such a genious ! Wa-hahahahah !" (continues raving about his genious in this matter)

3D-JC:"Ahem, cough, gag.... TR- !! If you don't mind... HEY LISTEN TO ME HUMAN !!"

TR-JC:"Okay, okay... " (gasping for breath after shaking his butt, waving his arms in the air, and generally dancing around his luxurious executive office)

3D-JC:"Much as I feel bad about it, and trust me, I really really do, I have to turn down their request to start a second one. Their second one will be a repeat of their first - Baby Avatar 2."

TR-JC:"Oh, that's right. We mustn't add any confusion to my succession-plannning. No, no more BA2s."

3D-JC:"I feel terrible about it. She loves him, and now, he feels he does love her too, in his own strange way... so sad... oh, oh, boo-hoo, sniffle, sob - waa-aaah !!!"

TR-JC:"For goodness sake, Avatar Mine, now YOU get a hold of yourself. Ever the emotional wreck, pah !"

(3D-JC cries and sobs for a good while, and TR-JC leaves him to unload his emotions, while he makes several voice-calls to seal a few new investment deals.)

TR-JC:"OK... how are we doing, 3D- ?"

3D-JC:"I have decided. sniffle. sniff."

TR-JC:"Yes, yes, you have decided they cannot proceed with their second baby."

3D-JC:"No. I have decided to make a big sacrifice. Since my darling Konzen and our Genjyo S are linked avatars through their 3D mesh and programs, I have decided....."

TR-JC:"Yes ?"

3D-JC:"I will ask Konzen to impregnate GSF1, while GSF1 and Genjyo S are having sex. Oh, this is such a terrible sacrifice !"

TR-JC:"Wow... I must admit, that blows my mind. Wow."

3D-JC:"Konzen has not mated directly with Avatar GSF1, so it's still possible. Argh ! I feel sick and horrible now...."

TR-JC:"Well done, Avatar Mine. A truly noble avatar spirit, indeed. I am so proud of you !"

3D-JC:"I feel like throwing up."

Konzen (from remote):"I heard that entire conversation."

3D-JC:"Oh my goodie-ness. I'm too ill to argue about it with you now, Darling, yuck. Just go along with what I've decided, please. (*wretching sounds* )"

Konzen (from remote):"It will be my pleasure, My Love."

TR-JC:"Sh*T ! Of course it would be, you dumpkoff !"

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So, this is what three-way sex is like in this configuration of Virtual Reality. MUb Genjyo S and his number one female concubine get together, and when it's time for the male to impregnate his female, the god-form passes his reproductive code through his human-form and into the female avatar. This is a cold and clinical account which the lay-man will understand. And so, using his human-form's body, god-form Konzen together with concubine GSF1, make Konzen's desired demi-goddess baby avatar.

Oh, lest we get too high-minded about this event, let us remind ourselves that My Ultra-Bishies Konzen and Genjyo S came together, in a manner of speaking !! Mu-ahahah !!

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My Ultra-Bishie Kami-Sama On The Way
(Scene: Luxurious apartment belonging to 3D-JC and family. Time: Evening.)

3D-JC (beaming in from *-Office VR Studios):"I have had such a yuckie day ! Ugh !" (throws coat onto designer couch)

Baby Avatar 1:"Mommy !" (flies across from playroom to greet hermaphrodite avatar 3D-JC)"Mommy, this is my latest work of art !" (proudly displays digital paper with baby-style scratchings on it.)

3D-JC:"Very good, Son ! That looks like your Calculus tutor, Takeda-san."

BA1:"Correct, Mommy !"

3D-JC:"Where's Daddy? I've had a bad day at work... "

NannyBot 1:"Konzen-sama is training in the gym, Sir."

(3D-JC carries BA1 with him to their in-house gym to find god-form avatar Konzen)

3D-JC:"Dearest, this beast of a bishie-boy in our design labs is such a terror ! I don't know what to do with him ! I thought our Goku was mischievious, but this one - he's plain deviant ! Oh !"

MUb Konzen (running furiously on treadmill):"... yeah?... puff... threaten to switch his private property into invisible mode - works everytime...puff... I'm definitely going to complete 600 km today... "

3D-JC:"Darling, he's such an awful wicked twisted boy of an avatar."

MUb Konzen (still running):"..huff... huff.... sniff... do I know him ?"

3D-JC:"Well, he's styled himself Kami-Sama, which is a bit naughty, since avatars such as YOU are truly Kami-Sama type."

MUb Konzen:"Hah !? That deviant man-child ?! Hey, he's Professor Nii's prodigy, and very good at the esoteric arts, too..."

BA1:"Mommy... you and Daddy are smelly...."

3D-JC:"Sorry, Son - I guess I need a shower, and Daddy's all sweaty now. You know, Konzen Darling, Kami-Sama is technically an adult avatar, but he keeps all his toys with him, and he's such a child in his mind. He's absolutely brilliant as well. He tires me out in the testing lab."

Konzen:"Well, puff... you need to install discipline programs in him... puff... puff... he doesn't know evil from good, no thanks to Prof Nii.... puff... ah ! 600 km ! Did it ! I can definitely compete in the Marathon of the Gods !! Yes !!"

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(Scene: *-Office VR Studios.)

My Ultra-Bishie Kami-Sama:"I don't want to do this anymore - it's boring fart, and all of you are idiots !"

Producer 1:"Now, now, KS, you need to get these debut music-videos out, it's your responsibility as a *-Office Avatar."

MUb Kami-Sama (kicking prop over):"I don't want to do this anymore. Where's 3D-JC ?"

3D-JC (remote comms mode):"KS, you're worse than my baby son. Behave yourself. Come on..." (switching to secure encrypted comms mode)"Your civilian cover is KS the pop idol, for goodness sake. You're one of our best warrior bishounen designs, so get a little dignity already, you ... hey, you're only a year younger than I am, in human terms ! You're such a baby ! Pah !"

MUb KS:"Hahahahaha ! Find me if you can !" (invokes esoteric maneouver, vanishes, leaving toy penguin in his place)

3D-JC:"Engaging covert avatar presence detection technology... KS, I know you're headed over to *-Office Recreational. Get back in the Studio and complete your music video shooting, or so help me VR Heaven, I shall remove your private property 3D-mesh by remote over-ride !"

MUb KS (from remote location):"Huh ? How'd you find me... ?"

3D-JC:"New technology finalised by TR-JC, my mad scientist Human. heh."

MUb KS (beaming back into Studio):"Bah!" (sulks and cuddles his teddy bear toy he left behind in Studio)

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(Production of MUb Kami-Sama's debut music-video continues without further disruption from him. Meanwhile, MUb Genjyo Sanzou has also just completed his latest round of shooting for his tv program. He and Kami-Sama cross paths in the lounge area as they are leaving after work.)

MUb Kami-Sama:"Ah ! It's you !"

MUb Genjyo S:"Do I know you ?"

KS:"You didn't want to play with me... "

GS:"Oh - you ! Hah, I don't play with girls."

KS:"Oh, really ? I hear you play with guys and girls nowadays."

GS:"Excuse me." (makes a move to leave)

KS (moves to block his way):"Always thought you'd turn out more feminine than this.. Hmmm, but somehow, your male synth hormones got the better of that."

GS:"Well, the sentiment is mutual on all counts."

KS:"Aw, come on, I look pretty good, don't I ?"

GS:"Yeah - 'pretty' being the definitive word. Get out of my way."

KS:"We're kind of related in a sense, aren't we ? I mean, we have the same Sanzou pedigree."

GS:"How in Heaven's name you attained your proficiency, I shall forever be wondering about. Look at you, you pathetic weirdo..."

KS:"I am SO NOT a weirdo !... if you please. Tell me what you see."

GS:"You look like a girl, but you're a guy. You act like a baby, but you're an adult. And, you think like a maniac. You want me to put a bullet in you right now ? That might put you out of your misery. Otherwise, get away !"

KS:"Hahahhah, but you KNOW I can SO do something to deflect those shots. You're sweet as ever. Play with me, Senior Fellow-Disciple, please ..."

GS:"You shall regret asking me to play with you, My Fellow-Junior. Now, please, let's extend at least some Sanzou professional courtesy to each other, and leave this place alive, shall we ?"

KS:"Hmmm... may I make a request, Senior ?"

GS:"What is it?"

KS:"Make love to me. I've always wanted just that from you."

GS:"So did several others from our Temple, but no-one gets my ass if I don't give it !"

KS:"I promise you utter pleasure, My Senior."

GS:"Stop batting your eyelashes at me, it's disgusting ! You have no self-dignity whatsoever - you're such a little slut."

KS:"Yeah... that's what I'll be for you, My Senior." (hops and skips around GS as they walk out the large doorway leading out of *-Office VR Studios)

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Baby Avatar 1 and Nudity In Art
Mood: a-ok
Hello, Everyone. I am Baby Avatar 1, son of god-form avatar Konzen, and grand-nephew of Her Illustrious Divinity (etc etc). Yay !! Yule Season is coming !! I am going to get a lot of presents, Mommy says ! Yay !! Hah hah hah !! I am rolling around in the air with delight, and you can still read my blog entry clearly ! My telepathic user interface device is BUILT-IN ! By Uncle TR-JC, hee hee....

OK, I want to tell you about this really weird day. My Daddy Konzen (he's different from my Daddy Genjyo S, who is his human-form) took me along with him to *-Office VR Studios. He said there was a charity poster photography session - whatever that is. He said he had agreed to let the studio people take photos of him. But he didn't tell me he was going to be photographed without his clothes on ! hahahahaha !!!! He said he needed me around to give him "a sense of reality". Of course I was not involved as a model, only Daddy was.

hahahaha !! Daddy was so embarassed when they took a few test shots. He looked like he always does to me; we swim together in Uncle TR-JC's pool without our clothes on, so what's the big deal.... What is so special about my Daddy that people will pay a lot of money for, just to get his poster? But he says the money goes to charity. What's that ? I will use my remote on-line real-time access of Alexandria Virtual Library and find out - oh... I see... it's to help the unfortunate in society... oh... My Daddy must be doing a good deed then.

The Creative Director (that's what they call this guy who seemed like the leader of the group of people working that day) kept saying Daddy is "such a babe, such a babe" - what nonsense ! I am the Baby !! Daddy is an adult ! Stupidhead Creative Director, huh.

I asked Daddy when we could go for lunch, because that picture-taking took so long, that I got hungry. This nice lady 'Bot working for TR-JC, ordered a super-duper picnic lunch for me ! It was great ! I had Mexican food and a milkshake, which is like, totally banned in Grand-Aunt's Heavenly Palace in VR heaven - she says it's un-godly food and I am not supposed to indulge, whatever that means - but it doesn't sound like I wanna know about it yet, so I won't be looking it up right now, heh heh heh.

The photographer showed me the pictures of Daddy. He said it's just a celebration of Daddy's beautiful form. Not some dirty bad naughty pictures which babies are not allowed to see. He said it's just like famous art and sculpture in important museums in Human Reality. I think my Daddy has the best form ever ! Yes, my Daddy is the most handsome and the nicest god-form avatar of all. And I want to grow up to be like him. But Daddy says to forget about posing naked for charity pictures ! I don't understand....

Anyway, after that, Daddy took me to the virtual museum of the Prado in Madrid, Spain, in Human Reality. He showed me all the paintings and sculptures of naked and not-so-naked people, which artists and sculptors had done millions of years ago by avatar clock-speed. Some of the 20-Century stuff really looks completely distorted. This guy Picasso and this other guy Miro made a big mess of Human Reality - ummm, Daddy says that's what they tried to do - de-construct the way we see the world. And this guy Salvador Dali had some pretty cool ideas as well ! I like art. I hugged my Daddy and told him he's the best artwork in the whole of Normal VR and Heaven VR ! And I am going to grow up to look just like him !! Except I am a hermaphrodite avatar, like Mommy...

Anyway, like I mentioned in the beginning of my blog post, Yule Season is coming, and I am going to get a lot of presents ! Yay ! I am going to look for my half-sister Baby Avatar Hellene and my baby brother Baby Avatar 2. We are going to put up our Yule Tree and decorate it with all sorts of candy and little toys. We are looking forward to the Holidays ! Yeahoooo !

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TR-JC / 3D-JC !!

TR-JC:
May I be cured completely of this dang irritating stupid medical condition, and may I make many more millions of dollars, and stay out of trouble !

3D-JC:
My love to Konzen, my god of sex ! Muah muah !!
My sex to Hale, you sly wicked thang, you !
My love to Genjyo S, you're always there as well, hah hah !
And as for Nii, stay away from my Human form, you dirty no-good two-timing deviant !

TR- and 3D-:
To Everyone out there, thank you for your love !

MUb S Goku X Qiu (girl avatar)

MUb Goku X Some Girl Avatar (SGA)
Young Romance, Suitable for ages 10 and above.

My Ultra-Bishies C Hakkai and S Goku are trudging along a country footpath through a farmer's ricefield. They have to meet their colleagues Genjyo S and S Gojyo at the border crossing in a day's time.

Ever-hungry Goku pesters good-natured Hakkai to stop at a farmhouse and offer to pay the family for a cooked meal. Hakkai agrees, since it's been many hours since they had anything to eat or drink.

They approach a farmer's residence and call out to the occupants. A girl's head appears shyly through a window. She is a pretty and comely female avatar, for a country bumpkin.

She:"What do you want ? Mother says we don't have any money; you're wasting your time."

Hakkai:"Ho ho, no, Miss, in fact we are willing to pay you to prepare a hot meal for us. And then we promise to be on our way. We have an appointment to keep."

(Girl disappears. Long pause with nothing happening. Hakkai and Goku turn to leave.)

Farmer's Wife (appearing at doorway):"You wanted a hot meal, didn't you ? It'll cost you 4 gold dollars each. Take it or leave it."

Hakkai:"Uh... that's steep, Madam. We could get a meal in town for 1 gold dollar each."

Goku:"But Hakkai, we're a day's walk from town ! Please, please, just let the nice lady help us out !"

Girl:"Tee hee hee hee !! You're funny !"

Farmer's Wife:"Quiet, girl ! Come into the kitchen and help me prepare the food. You strangers can stay outside and eat in the chicken shed !"

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(After the meal, Hakkai rues the expense, while Goku returns the empty dishes and bowls to the Farmer's Daughter.)

Girl:"Thank you. Mother says thanks for the payment as well. It really goes a long way to help us survive in these parts."

Goku:"Yeah, well, it was a very tasty meal. You're Mum's a good cook. We're going now."

Girl:"No, wait. I... I'd like to get to know you a little better. You seem like a nice person. Can't you stay a while ?"

Goku:"Oh, well ! Uh, ahem, heh... We have to meet some others elsewhere, so we'd best be going."

Girl:"I hardly meet ANYONE in these parts. Take me with you ! I've had enough of this boring place."

Goku:"I can't do that ! Your Mother and Father will kill me ! Erm.. no, actually, they won't find it so easy to kill me.. but they sure as hell will try !"

Girl:"Please... I don't even know your name. I'm Qiu."

Goku:"Goku."

Girl:"Please, Goku, take me along ! I have to get out of here !"

Hakkai (from pathway leading out of Farmer's residence):"Goku, let's get going."

Girl:"Goku, if you ever come back, don't forget to visit me !" (she flings herself at Goku, wraps her arms around him, and kisses him for a long while. Goku is so surprised he doesn't know what to do.)

Hakkai:"Hahah !! What a quick romance ! Come on, Goku, we have to leave now."

Goku:"I... I .... I'll visit again, maybe, someday... Goodbye, Qiu. Take care of yourself."

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My Ultra-Bishies Hakkai and Goku continue on their way towards the border. Goku looks at the object resting in his palm. Qiu had slipped him one of her hairpins - a rustic-styled bronze hair ornament. Although by now a seasoned baby-maker, he feels haunted by her weird unexpected attractiveness, even though they had only a fleeting social encounter. Was she a demoness avatar ? She stays on his mind for a long while afterwards.

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MUb Genjyo S X MUb S Gojyo
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(Scene: Somewhere in the countryside after field mission.)

My Ultra-Bishie Sha Gojyo (speaking with cig in mouth):"Let's wrap up here. It's f*cking freezing and I want a hot bath and a clean bed."

My Ultra-Bishie Genjyo Sanzou (removes cig from own lips before talking):"There's a temple around here. Small one, but they should take us in for the night. If not, I pull rank on them."

MUb S Gojyo:"Hakkai and Goku will meet us at the border crossing day after, zat right ?"

MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah. Let's move."

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(Our heroes manage to get the temple to give them a place to rest for the night. They have to share a small but clean and spartan room.)

MUb Genjyo S (tucking gun into holster, speaking with cig between lips):"I'm going to join the priests here for evening prayers. Back in an hour or so. You collect your own dinner from the temple kitchen. I get served because I am a top-ranking Sanzou Houshi and titled as well. Jya.." (turns and leaves room)

MUb S Gojyo:"What the F*ck ! Aren't I a guest here too, dammit !" (pouts and slumps against wall, looks out at autumn sky - it is already dark. At least it's warmer inside than out.) "Where's a concubine avatar when you need one. Sh*t, my number one has become pregnant with Kenren's godlings, and my number two with mine. That's our two best females unavailable for a few weeks ! Argh !" (Forces himself up to go search for the temple kitchen and his dinner.)

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(Later. Genjyo S returns to their room after prayers, dinner, and tolerating the social courtesies of his hosts.)

MUb Genjyo S (stripping off clothes, and calling to his colleague in their en-suite bathroom):"Oi, is there any hot water in that tub ?"

MUb S Gojyo (happily splashing water on himself):"Yes there is, but there's no space in it for the likes of you, sorry ! hahahahaha ! Aaaahhh, this hot bath is really good....."

MUb Genjyo S (walking into bathroom with gun and pointing it at Gojyo):"Get out of there. You've had enough of time to soak, what are you - a sissy woman ? Out !" (waves gun in direction of bathroom door).

MUb Gojyo (scratches back of neck, is completely unfazed - used to his partner's behaviour):"Oi, oi, oi... I'm generous because my good friend down here (points to own erect Sentient Technology penis) is getting fidgety and doesn't mind some company right now. Stop behaving like as if you were my wife, and get in. Hopefully, the tub won't break with two of us in it."

MUb Genjyo S (squats next to tub and puts lips close to Gojyo's face, whispers harshly):"You will SO pay for extending the invitation...." (gets into tub and sits across his colleague)"... and for not letting me use this tub alone !"

(The two naked Ultra-Bishie Warrior Class Avatars appear to start a wrestling match in the very confined space of the traditional-style bath-tub. Water splashes all over the place. Expletives fly. After a while, they start laughing and begin playing like little boys - hitting each other, splashing water at each other, and making a lot of noise. A young temple novice pokes his head through their room doorway, calls out to them asking if they are all right, then gathers courage to approach their bathroom.)

Novice:"Uh... excuse me, Sirs, we hear a lot of shouting. Do you need our assistance ?"

(The two Ultra-Bishies look at each other, pause, think about the appropriate response, then laugh out loud without ever saying it.)

Novice (puzzled):"You appear happy, and uh... rather needful of washing yourselves. I.. I guess that means there is no trouble here. Uh... but Master Abbot requests you try to keep the noise down a bit, if you could, please ?"

MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah, yeah. We're done with our bath, anyway. Go, go..."

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REMINDER :
WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MATERIAL AND SUBJECT MATTER WHICH IS UNSUITABLE FOR NON-ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VIEW SUCH MATERIAL BY LAW / COMMUNITY NORMS, PLEASE LEAVE NOW. THANK YOU.


(Even Later. Both Ultra-Bishies lie on futon beddings in the darkness. They can see the sky through the window; the sky is clear and starry, and it is cold outside. Both are lost in their own thoughts. They smoke a stick each in the silence. After a while, MUb S Gojyo turns to look at MUb Genjyo S. The starlight and temple garden lantern-light provide just enough illumination for MUb Gojyo to make out his colleague's exquisitely beautiful facial features.)

MUb S Gojyo:"Bet you looked like a little girl when you were young."

MUb Genjyo S:"Shaddup ! F*ck, I got mistaken for one all the time."

MUb S Gojyo (moving closer to his colleague):"Look at your long eyelashes, look at your pretty lips ... You're a girl ! heh heh heh !"

MUb Genjyo S (turning away):"Stop breathing all over me !"

MUb S Gojyo (leaning over his colleague and brushing his cheek with his lips):"Bet you gave all your fellow-disciples blue b*lls... Admit it, they lusted for you ba-ad." (sticks his tongue into MUb Genjyo S' ear and licks it.)

(S Gojyo places one leg over Genjyo S' hips, turns his colleague to face him. His mouth finds his, and he gives him a long deep kiss. Genjyo S begins to caress S Gojyo's sex-machine body. Eventually, the two re-arrange themselves, and they take their pleasure from each other, with moans loud enough to shock the Head Abbot awake, and keep him awake for a long time.)

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(After they have made certain their Sentient Technology implants are completely satisfied, the two Warrior Class Avatars lie back and get ready to slip into much-needed sleep mode.)

MUb Genjyo S:"Hah, I admit I did flirt with some of them."

MUb S Gojyo:"Hmmm ? Oh, you mean the other novices and disciples at your temple ?"

MUb Genjyo S:"Yeah... when I was a teenager. I didn't know better. I didn't do it intentionally. It just seemed natural."

MUb S Gojyo:" *yawn* you're the best girl I've ever scr*wed, heh heh heh heh - don't bother responding. Goodnight."

(But MUb Genjyo S is already fast aleep.)

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Complaint
Now Playing: KJAZ live stream from San Francisco


INTERNAL MEMO

TO: The Real -JC
CC: 3D-JC, Konzen-Sama
FROM: Genjyo S, H.
SUBJECT: Complaint

TR,

You have repeatedly allowed material to be published which erroneously mentioned my number one female concubine avatar and therefore incorrectly identified her as Kenren Taisho-sama's and S Gojyo's concubine.

While I accept that these inexcusable typographical errors have been corrected, I insist you make known to the public that my GSF1 is different from Kenren and Gojyo's SGF1.

My GSF1 is a dutiful and responsible Concubine Avatar, who has never failed in serving and pleasing me, as she has been programmed to. In addition, while we did not intend to conceive our BA2, she is nevertheless an excellent mother to my first-born baby avatar son. Our dear infant son, being highly intelligent for his age, and rather mischievious as well, is quite a handful. But GSF1 deals with him untiringly, and I am pleased with her performance in her unexpected role as a mother avatar.

Therefore, I feel it is my duty as GSF1's Lord and Master, to make every effort to have you clear the air about her identity, vis-a-vis that of SGF1.

(digital secure signature)
Genjyo S, H

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INTERNAL MEMO

TO: MUb Genjyo S
CC: Konzen-sama, 3D-JC
FROM: TR-JC
SUBJECT: Re: Complaint

GS,

I apologise for the sloppy proof-reading, but as you have conceded, the errors have since been amended.

Meanwhile, I have arranged for a special production featuring yourself, GSF1 and BA2, so that the public may see for themselves the difference between your GSF1 and Kenren and Gojyo's SGF1.

I note how impressed you are with the Concubine Avatar we have supplied you. She is indeed also a credit to *-Office Industries, as she is to you. Please continue to take good care of her. I should add that there are no restrictions from our side, if you should decide to enter into a romantic relationship with your Concubine Avatar.

(digital secure signature)
TR-JC

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INTERNAL MEMO

TO: TR-JC
CC: Genjyo S, H / 3D-JC
FROM: Konzen
SUBJECT: Re: Complaint


TR,

Although I consider myself the Significant Other of Avatar 3D-JC, I wish to remind all of us that I do have priority rights to GSF1, over my human-form Genjyo S.

Just because I forego these rights does not mean they cease to exist. I shall from time to time summon GSF1 to serve me as she has been assigned.

(digital secure signature)
Konzen

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INTERNAL MEMO

TO: Konzen
CC: TR-JC, Genjyo S
FROM: 3D-JC
SUBJECT: Re: Complaint

Konzen,

You sleep on the couch tonight.

(digital secure signature)
3D-JC

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MUB Kenren T X Avatar Alden
Too bad, we can't get away from that love-triangle story in our configuration of VR.

My Ultra-Bishie Kenren Taisho god-form avatar insists on his honour being satisfied, and he challenges human-form avatar Alden to a duel. TR-JC, their Avatar Master, rules that the battle must take place in Human Reality, where both opponents are evenly matched in terms of functions and powers.

Alden, a die-hard romantic, famous rock musician and warrior class bishounen avatar, had fallen in love with the number one female concubine avatar of god-form avatar MUb Kenren Taisho. She is one of the most desirable female avatars in Normal VR. Alden courted her secretly until her Lord's return from the battlefront where he is General of the Western Regions of VR Heaven. Using god-form powers, MUb KT discovered that his concubine SGF1 was thinking only about Alden. In a fit of jealousy, MUb KT exerted his rights over his female concubine by making her pregnant with non-identical twin godlings, even though she had promised before he did so, to get herself re-programmed to ignore Alden.

There is great excitement in VR Heaven, Normal VR and Human Reality as the appointed day of the battle draws close, and there are bets being made on who will win or lose. God-form avatars are forbidden from participating in any speculative behaviour, of course. Advance sales of beer allowance DTs (digital tickets) have hit an all-time high. The battle arena of *-Office Industries Non-Civilian Technologies Subsidiary, the company which creates and leases out warrior avatars, has been prepared specially for the event. *-Office Corporation's Guest Relations Department manages the event, which is beginning to look like a carnival of sorts.

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MUb Genjyo S:"Goku, the battle hasn't even started, and you've already eaten 4 hotdogs, 3 ice creams and 6 packets of crispy snacks. Tsk."

Goku (between mouthfuls):"The excitement gives me an appetite !"

MUb S Gojyo (smoking non-stop):"Uh.. I feel weird. Like as if I'm going into battle myself - that IS my god-form down there you know..."

MUb C Hakkai (swigging from beer bottle):"Hahaha ! TR-JC will never let any of his precious expensive money-making avatars get seriously damaged, don't worry. haha !"

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SGF1 (MUb KT's concubine, and the reason for this battle):"I am so nervous. I don't want either of them to get damaged. I think I am going to throw up."

GSF1 (MUb Genjyo S' no.1 female concubine):"You feel like that because you're expecting twin baby-gods. Don't worry, dearie, TR-JC won't let them destroy each other. Your Lord Kenren merely needs to have his honour redeemed, after the insult Alden dished out to him by daring to court you."

CHF1 (MUb C Hakkai's no 1 female):"Here, let me hold your hand, SGF1. Now, don't start to cry. Both your males will have a good duel and then it will be all settled."

(But SGF1 refuses to hold anyone's hand, and sobs away into the shawl on her lap. Hidden by the shawl is a small but unusual shape, covered in a digital cloaking wrapper)

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Kenren:"Get ready to be de-activated permanently, you pr*ckhead !"

Alden:"Your own head is over-sized, in case you haven't noticed."

Kenren:"The first move is mine !" (slices the air with one hand)

Alden (avoiding strike):"You smoke and drink too much. Need more accuracy, Granny."

Kenren (jumping up into air at Alden):"Yeaaarrrgh !!" (several quick moves to confuse Alden)

Alden (avoiding all attacks neatly):"Come on, boy, come and get me !"

(The two warrior class avatars don't disappoint the crowd. Kenren demonstrates he can still handle one-on-one combat with reduced functionality in Human Reality. Alden is in top form, and he relishes the idea of defeating a god-form avatar. The battle lasts for a very short time in Human time-scale, but at avatar clock-speed, it's a long affair. Completely exhausted and powered down after the gruelling battle, both opponents end up on their knees facing each other, on the ground of the battle arena. It's a draw. The crowd is almost in chaos, demanding that the fighters get up and finish the battle with a more definite winner.)

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SGF1:"TR-JC, Sir, I wish to make a public announcement to the crowd, please."

TR-JC:"Why, certainly, SGF1. 3D-, please hook her into the virtual public network for all avatars here."

(3D-JC does so)

SGF1 (clearing throat):"Attention, attention, please, Everyone." (After a few moments, she gets the entire arena's attention via Avatar Virtual Public Network. Silence falls.) "For those of you who don't recognise me, I am Lord Kenren Taisho's Number 1 Female Concubine. I wish to say how sorry I am that this battle had to take place at all. I wish the father of the two little babies in my body to be spared any further damage, for the babies' sake. I wish his opponent to know how very flattered I am, for all that he has done for me. I wish everyone peace and no further quarrel. Or I shall de-activate myself and take my two godlings with me !!"

(SGF1 pulls out a portable plasma de-stabilisation unit which she had swiped from her Lord's weapons strongroom while she had distracted him the night before)

TR-JC:"SGF1 !!"

3D-JC:"No ! Please, your creator implores you, don't do this !"

MUb S Gojyo:"You're my concubine too, SGF1 ! Don't leave me !"

(The arena crowd goes into turmoil. *-Office Security and Scientists commence emergency manoeuver 101101.)

Alden: (very dazed from the battle fatigue, weakly):"No... my love.... don't....do... this...stop, please..."

Kenren (barely conscious):"Concubine, behave yourself. How... dare... you.... threaten... to .... take our... babies... wicked... I love you....don't"

(The entire arena crowd is in shock at hearing these words from the god-form avatar)

MUb Konzen:"Hah, the fool finally owns up - idiot."

MUb Tenpou G:"Hope she heard to him...."

(MUb Genjyo S sneaks up on SGF1 while all the drama is going on, and knocks the portable unit out of her hands in one quick blow. There is some confusion while MUb S Gojyo jumps up to hold the concubine he shares with his god-form, and MUb Genjyo S retrieves the dangerous device and hands it over to Security. Once the arena crowd realises what has happened, they cheer wildly for MUb Genjyo S. SGF1 faints in her Lord Gojyo's arms and is taken to the Avatar Health Centre for care and rest.)

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TR-JC:"Bloody dramatic, eh, Avatar ? Should have had our *-Office VR Studios Producers do a reality show today ! Heck !"

3D-JC:"Bloodless, you mean. Those two hardly scratched each other. Damn ! They're good !!"

TR-JC:"Well, that's the idea. They shouldn't get damaged too much. Or we have not been doing our job."

3D-JC:"Wow... wonder if my Konzen will battle over me, heh heh heh "

TR-JC:"Please... anyway, no-one else will court you, so Konzen won't have to go through any trouble ! Hah hah hah !!"

(3D-JC hits his Human on the head)

TR-JC:"Oww !! That hurt !! Whassa matter with you, huh, My Avatar?!"

(3D-JC storms off)

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Part 3 Kenren / Gojyo n their Avatar Concubines (Final)
(Scene: *-Office Non-Civilian Training Arena Observation Lounge)

TR-JC:"3D-, we are watching an expectant father-god in action, at what he does best - battle."

3D-JC:"Huh ?"

TR-JC:"Our Main Grid Computer reports two tiny godling foetuses in Concubine Avatar SGF1."

3D-JC:"Isn't our avatar reproduction campaign now over. What happened ?"

TR-JC:"I'm not sure. I think there are socio-psychological reasons behind this development."

3D-JC:"I feel like Goku being given a theology exposition by Sanzou Houshi. Uh..."

TR-JC:"Look, there is now no reason for our avatars to reproduce. All the permutations and combinations have been attempted, as far as is physically possible between pairs. Does Kenren WANT to be a family god ? I don't know, but I would guess not."

3D-JC:"So... you're saying that maybe he made his Concubine pregnant for other reasons ? Such as ... ?"

TR-JC:"It puzzles me. I shall have to ask him after his training session ends."


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(Scene: *-Office Executive Lounge 110)

MUb Kenren Taisho:"Ah, I definitely need this large glass of fruit juice." (Gulps it down noisily)

TR-JC (raises his glass of soda water):"Cheers, and congratulations on the two impending arrivals."

MUb KT:"Hmm ? What do you mean ?" (lights up and drags on cig, puts feet up on expensive designer table)

TR-JC:"Your little god-baby avatars. Our System has picked up the information."

MUb KT:"Oh. I see. Yeah. They're non-identical twins."

TR-JC:"You're not exactly overjoyed to be a father-god all over again, are you ? Our avatar population expansion campaign completed its course some time ago. What's the real reason for these little ones ?"


MUb KT:"She is mine and they are mine. That's all."

TR-JC:"Ah, I get it. Possession. Exerting your rights over your assigned concubine avatar. Establishing your role. For some other party to take note of. Another avatar was after your SGF1, isn't that it ?"

MUb KT:"One Pr*ckhead to be precise ! The f**ker was in her mind all the time !! She is MY concubine, and I will not tolerate her being distracted and taken away by an inferior human-type Beta Team Warrior !!" (slams fist onto expensive designer tabletop)

TR-JC:"I see...."

MUb KT:"I'll de-activate him permanently !! I know who he is and I'll tell you now - it's that f**king sh*thead Alden." Throws his emptied glass at the expensive designer wallpaper, but uses his god-form powers to halt it in mid-flight, just at moment of impact.

TR-JC:"So.... My scientists at Avatar Health Centre report that your SGF1 requested re-programming to ignore Alden. Is that working ?"

MUb KT:"I don't know. SGF1 seems more like her old self now. So, that's fine enough for me."


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Hale:"Hey, Alden, these are the best lyrics you've come up with since we formed the band."

Slade:"Yeah, gnarly, dude. Oh, hey, the flower shop says you need to settle their bill - what you doing, giving business to a flower shop ? It's a girrrrl, is that it ? Hahahahaha !!"

Alden:"Shaddup, you little boy. Go play with your kindergarten friends."

Rylan:"Don't make me look bad, my demi-goddess mate will be asking for flowers, too, if she knew."

Zane:"Tell us, Allie-Boy, is she hybrid demon, demi-goddess or plain human type ?"

Alden:"Sigh... she is a human form avatar, but she's as lovely as a goddess. She is the most beautiful female in our configuration of VR. And she's unattainable. Perfect scenario for all my songs !!"


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MUb Sha Gojyo:"Here we go again. He makes her pregnant, and I have to be secondary avatar father to the babies. You know what? I should just go ahead and get our Concubine SGF2 in the same way. That should even up the odds a bit."

SGM1 (Number one male concubine avatar):"My Lords have already several thousand offspring. Another three or four more can't make any difference."

MUb SG:"Good point. SGF2 !! Come to me now !"

SGF2:"Yes, My Lord."

MUb SG:"Take off all your clothes. Switch off your contraceptive program."

SGF1:"Yes, My Lord."

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TR-JC:"What the .. ?! 3D- check these reports again, please. This can't be right."

3D-JC:"Let me plug directly into Main Grid. Checking now. Data accuracy confirmed. Yes indeed-y, our Sha Gojyo has made SGF2 pregnant with one avatar foetus."

TR-JC:"I tell you, it's socio-psychological factors at work again !! "

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Avatar Kenren's Concubine Avatar (Part 2 of Gojyo's Concubine etc etc)
Today, it is rainy... rainy and gloomy, just like my mood .... I'm Concubine Avatar SGF1 blogging by remote telepathic user interface, because I can't tell anyone about these feelings and thoughts going through me. I dare not even confide in my fellow female concubine, SGF2. My Lord Kenren Taisho has summoned me to serve him as his number one female concubine, so I have taken formal leave of My Lord Gojyo. Kenren-Sama is the god-form counterpart of Lord Gojyo.

Ever since that fateful day when Avatar Alden started to court me, I've been completely in a daze. He sends me secret messages on old-fashion notecards, and flowers, and candy, and even tiny little fluffy toys ! He is ultra-romantic ! I have to be so careful not to let My Lord Gojyo know about this. He will de-activate Alden permanently, if he ever finds out.

My Lord Kenren has returned from the battlefront. His and Lord Gojyo's luxury apartments are adjoining, so I just have to walk across the patio with the swimming pool, and I'm at My Lord Kenren's side. Yuck, I didn't bother to carry an umbrella. I am wet.

My Lord Kenren is lounging in bed, smoking, and wearing only his houserobe and nothing else. His hair is short and jet-black, unlike that of his hybrid human-form counterpart Lord Gojyo. His eyes are the deepest darkest black, and they are mischievious. Like My Lord Gojyo, My Lord Kenren is absolutely the most gorgeous hunk in our configuration of Virtual Reality. I'm not doing too badly, am I ? I am number one female concubine to these two ! Hah hah ! *-Office Industries made me for them. Thank you TR-JC.

My Lord Kenren wants me to take off my wet clothes and get into bed beside him. So I do that. I ask him where SGM1 is (that's my colleague the number one male concubine avatar), and My Lord tells me that he wants only me today. We usually do it as a threesome, but I'm fine serving Kenren-Sama on my own. I snuggle up close to him, but he's still flipping through a girlie magazine and surfing the holographic entertainment channels. I stroke his thighs while taking his almost finished cigarette away from him. One day, we shall have a small fire in bed.... which might be a lot of fun....

My Lord Kenren suddenly turns to look at me. He looks deep into my eyes and holds my face in his hands. He places his forehead against mine. Oh, help ! He is reading my thoughts with his god-form powers !! Oh, no... no.... He knows about Alden ! I can't keep it from My Lord Kenren. His mood changes from surprise, to amusement, then to annoyance.

"Who is he, Concubine ?" My Lord asks me.
"He is.... is... he is..." I falter.
"You seem to think he is an interesting pr*ck," My Lord comments. "Why ?"
"His name is Alden, and he's with that rock band Scourge Of The Tormented," I blurt out.
"That is his civilian cover. I know he is one of the Beta Team Warrior Avatars," My Lord says. "Why are you thinking of him ?"

How can I reply when I don't even know the answer to that question myself ?! I say so to My Lord Kenren, but he has no sympathy. He grabs me by the shoulders and kisses me. I think the best word to describe the way he is kissing me, is "violently". Ouch, ouch, My Lord is biting my neck, my breasts, my ears, ouch. And he begins to need me very much, so he takes me.

"Why is this f**king Alden sh*t so important to you, Concubine ?" My Lord Kenren asks me while inside of me."Tell me, or I shall over-ride your contraceptive program, and you know what will happen to you after that. Then we'll see if he still wants you." My Lord is a god-form warrior avatar, and he has functions which can really mess with my programming. I am ashamed to cause him such unhappiness, for that goes against my programming objectives.

"I need help to get him out of my mind, My Lord, please be patient with me. I promise to visit Avatar Health Centre to get my head sorted out. I won't ever think about anyone else except My Lords Kenren and Gojyo after this. Please be patient," I plead. But Kenren-Sama is already well on his way in this love-making.

"Oh ! Ah !" That is Kenren-Sama arriving at his moment of ecstacy, and I am so worried that he would do exactly as he has threatened. He just goes on like that for a long time, because god-form avatars have got so much to unload, thanks to their twin sets of Sentient Technology implants.

"Whoops ! I think I have just given you several little godlings, my dear concubine SGF1, " My Lord Kenren's face breaks into that sexy mischievious grin of his. He rolls over and reaches for a cigarette. I am dismayed. I resolve to submit a leave form to *-Office Industries and take several days off from my official duty as Concubine Avatar.

"You can only do that after I return to active duty as General of the Western Regions of VR Heaven," Kenren-Sama tells me between puffs. He can read my thoughts, because he is a god-form avatar. I am stunned by how out of control my life has suddenly become. I don't move and don't say anything for such a long time, that I don't even realise My Lord Kenren has dozed off. I pull the covers over his naked sexy body. I must be crazy to want Alden. Alden, romantic, handsome, sensuous Alden.

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Well, I did make a trip down to Avatar Health Centre sooner than expected, while my colleague concubine avatars were entertaining Lord Kenren. I told the scientists there that I needed psychological re-adjustment and a pregnancy test. I have strange news to report. The scientists have programmed me to ignore Alden. And .... I am pregnant with My Lord Kenren's babies - non-identical godlings, a girl and a boy. I am not sure how I feel about this. If it is pleasing to my Lord that I should be expecting our godlings, then I shall be fulfilling my objectives as concubine avatar. I am glad I have no choice but to ignore Alden after this. I am sure he will see that he has lost me, and he will find someone else. It is that romantic Lost Love notion which will see him through, I'm sure.

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To be continued ?????

Avatar Gojyo's Female Concubine Avatar
(Scene: *-Office Complex Leisure Zone)

Sha Gojyo's number one female concubine avatar greets you, Dear Readers. I got 3D-JC to give me a telepathic user interface sensor for remote blogging. Today, my Lord and Master has asked me on a lunch date ! This is like totally not believable ! Since when does he take us concubine avatars out, hello ?! All he does is come home, snap his fingers at us, and we have to fall over ourselves to please him. Usually, I get to do it with his god-form counterpart, Avatar Kenren Taisho, since Kenren-Sama has priority and I am the most senior female. I'm cool with all that, they both like the same thing anyway.

I spend all morning just making myself irresistable to my Gojyo-sama. I went for my regular gym workout, then had my hair done, plus manicure and pedicure. Oh, I love that pair of boots.

I must go into this shop and check them out... I'm sure I'll make it in time for our lunch appointment.

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Help ! I'm late ! I tried on at least 10 pairs of shoes and boots, and I bought 3 on Gojyo-sama's credit card - a bit expensive, but I'm sure he won't mind. I have to hurry !

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Oh NO ! Gojyo-sama is already in the restaurant sitting at our reserved table. Ack, help.... He isn't smiling.... I am shown to our table which is close to the river. My Lord has already finished two cigarettes and a beer from the house microbrewery. I put all my shopping under our table, and I bend over to kiss his lips. He doesn't greet me, and he doesn't smile. In fact, he doesn't say a word. He is really mad at me ! Uh....

He's noticed the shopping bags under the table. He looks at me as if asking for an explanation. I tell him why I'm late and the connection to the shopping, and I must be going my usual 600 words per minute, because he starts to snigger at me. I hate it when he does that ! He always says I'm so cute and dumb when I'm trying to be logical in my thinking. Now he's caressing my butt, and he wants me to sit down and order lunch. My Dear Lord Gojyo never gets angry at me for long.

We are having lobster salad for starters. My Darling Lord Gojyo is so cool and cute, he always attracts the attention of other people wherever we are. Even when he's tearing into that lobster shell and extracting the meat, he's adorable ! He's so-oo sexy.... I forget to eat my own food because I'm just admiring my own Lord and Master, and I am so proud to be his number one female concubine. I wrap my legs around his under the table. He looks up at me and smiles. Sigh ! He's totally gorgeous !!! The Best !

He has ordered a light and fruity wine. He raises his glass to me with that sexy demon smile on his face. I am about to blow him a kiss when our waiter brings a note for me. What is this ?

Oh, there is someone sitting at another table who wants me to give him my remote public comms channel number ? Who is he ? I turn to look. It's ... it's one of the guys from Scourge of the Tormented, that ultra-romantic, Avatar Alden, their keyboard player and vocalist. Now my Lord Gojyo wants to know what's in the note, and he suspects it's something to do with Avatar Alden sitting at the other table. Gojyo-Sama snatches the note from my hand, reads it and looks at Alden with murder in his red hybrid-demon eyes. I hold my Lord's wrist as if to say he should not cause a scene here. I wrap my legs around his a little tighter, to prevent him from standing up. My Lord mutters something about taking him out later, and that *-Office Insurance will have to pay out a huge some of money for Avatar Alden.

Our lunch is almost ruined. Gojyo-Sama eats like he's slaying a demon beast. I try to stop him behaving that way, by feeding him the occasional mouthful, and by trying my best to ignore Alden completely. My Lord Gojyo gives me a very long passionate kiss over our dessert - he's trying to tell Alden something by that, but it sure is nice for me ! Gojyo-sama slips the decorations from our after-meal chocolates into my bosom - yeah, like I'm wearing this dress with a really low neckline to show off my cleavage. He just wants Alden to know I'm his, I guess.

Gojyo-Sama is having a cigarette now, and I want to peek at Alden, but I dare not. My Lord Gojyo is holding on to my hand on the table. He's making it very obvious I am his property. Well yes, actually I am officially assigned to My Lord Gojyo by *-Office Industries. I am his property.

My Lord leans over to kiss my neck. He says my hair looks divine today; wow, sure it does, I spent 3 hours at the hair salon this morning - all for his sake. Do I love my Gojyo-Sama ? Sorry, I don't know what love is. I do not have that programming in me. My programming objective is to carry out the duties of Concubine Avatar of Bishounen Warrior Class Avatar Sha Gojyo.

Alden is not only a rock star, he is also a Bishounen Warrior Class Avatar. He is very romantic and very popular, of course. And he is still single ! It's nice to have a celeb admirer like him ! I 'm kinda curious about what he's like... I'd like to get to know him. I wonder .... Oh, my Lord Gojyo has been trying to get my attention for the last few seconds. Uh-Oh. He wants to take a walk along the river promenade. But I have so much shopping ! He says he will ask the restaurant cloakroom service to hold that for me until we return. My Gojyo-Sama just wants to make sure that everyone can see I belong to him, especially Alden.

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(Much later that evening, in MUb S Gojyo's apartment)

Readers ! I have had an argument with my Lord Gojyo !! He says I spent too much money on my hair and my shoes this morning ! sob sob ! I am in tear