XXXtreme Games in 3D VR

May contain adult material
MAY CONTAIN ADULT MATERIAL


The Real JC here. I have these distracting resonances in my Benetton Full 3DVR Bodysuit. You see, my 3DVR Avatar 3D-JC has been experiencing synthhormone-induced lust for Avatar Konzen Douji 3D. I mean - hey, I too feel those urges to get together with that drop-dead gorgeous hunk-babe Konzen, understand ? I am fully aware that it's 3D- who is the cause of this. He/she (I'm using these grammars because 3D- is an hermaphrodite avatar) can't seem to get enough of his/her mate. And... is the new term "Hermaphro-Dude" ?

Meanwhile, if you've read my previous blog entry, you'll know that I've just returned from my VR Holiday in VR Bali. Holidayed with my f**k-buddy Prof Nii. The idiot thought he could implant a spy avatar program into my designer 3DVR bodysuit.

Thanks to the vigilance of a Shaman Avatar, I was alerted to something unusual, and I did a little security review on my own. Nii may be one of my fave f**ks, but he's a sneaky slimey one and my arch-rival in VR research. I'm not going to let anything get past me, especially if it's coming from him.


Well, as you also know, I'm still recovering from my various ailments. I'm working on chimera avatars now. These are codes embedded inside another avatar and are not there for functional redundancy. They are actually a dormant Other in each host avatar. I may make such paired versions of my Alpha Team 3DVR Warrior Avatars. That is to say, the god-form and human-form could become one entity, for compactness and stealth during missions.

Now a word about 3DVR Avatar program contamination. Thanks to new tools in the industry, many 3DVR avatars are getting their program codes crossed. Only because they must be screwing around with other Avatars they are not supposed to be with !! This is a big problem for the companies which produce, own and lease male, female and trans-gender and even neuter 3DVR Avatars !! Our Intellectual Property rights are being undermined by our own creature-assets !

If my avatar horde can't play safe, I shall have to issue condom programs. In the past, my horde never needed protection of that sort. The main purpose of a condom program would be to prevent sexually-transmitted viral and vandal software. But now, with gateway software opening up cross-species and cross-VR world interactions, I may have to make it mandatory for all my 3DVR avatars to use sheath programs.

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( Late at night. Incoming Message bot awakens me just as I drop off to sleep. It's Nii, that f*cker.)

Me:"Our connection is bugged."

Nii:"I know that, Lover-Boy. Hello, General Jiroushin of VR Heaven ! Hello Princess Royale of VR Hell !"

Me:"I'm in bed; it's way past midnight, so what do you want ?"

Nii:"You...... Hahaha, no, I was only kidding. Listen, TR-, we need to talk. I've noted some rogue code in my demon avatars, and it's got your signature style. Why did you do it ?"

Me:"Talk about the devil...."

Nii:"Why, I'm human like you, Darling."

Me:"I'm lying here naked and alone because my personal companion avatar is away on a live concert tour. I have an erection which refuses to go away because my 3D avatar is ultra-horny due to some synthhormone dysfunction. I'm not getting any satisfaction and you want to pick a fight with me. How do you think I am going to get any rest like the doctors ordered ?!"

Nii:"Self-service always does it for me, but don't change the subject. Why, TR- ? Why did you mess up my avatar horde ?"

Me:"I didn't do anything ! Our avatar hordes are playing around with each other instead of slaughtering each other - all while they're leased by our clients. New tools in the 3DVR industry are letting our clients mess around with yours and mine. Something's got to be done."

Nii:"So instead of fight games, our clients are now into fuck games, eh? Heh heh heh heh, I like it."

Me:"Can you hyperjump over to my coordinates in 3DVR now, Nii, Darling ? I don't care if everything we do and say is being viewed and recorded by VR Heaven and VR Hell. Just come to me now. I need you."

Nii:"Sure, Pretty-Boy. Anything you want."

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(late next morning)

Me (pulling pillow off face):"Oh, wow... I don't think we slept much *yawn*. This session has probably been hotter and heavier than in VR Bali !"

Nii (actually asleep):"Ummmff... *snork*...huh ?"

Me (sitting up in bed):"Yikes ! 3D- !!" (My 3DVR Avatar has appeared)

3D-JC:"My Dear Human, your *-Office Technologies Avatar Health Scientists have adjusted my synthhormone levels. I'm not a freaking sex maniac for Konzen anymore. Sorry if my condition caused you some inconvenience." (rolls eyes in direction of sleeping Prof Nii)

Me:"I'm not complaining. Oh, hey, 3D-, I have something I wanna show you." (powers up holographic projection)"This is the background to your Konzen's name. I believe Minekura Sensei had done some research on him after all, although he isn't a character in the original work upon which her fantasy parody version is based."

3D-JC (looking at image):"Oh, yes, it certainly does give the reason why he left VR Heaven, assumed the incarnation of Genjyo Sanzou 3D, and accepted the mission in Normal VR. So, my mate-avatar's name means Golden Cicada, eh ? Not very romantic is it ?! Tee hee hee !" (sexy wriggling of avatar butt while tittering)

(Nii stirs, opens one eye, and beholds gorgeous swaying butt of my 3D-JC)

Me (shutting down holographic projector immediately):"Ok, Ok, enough. No security breaches here."

General Jiroushin (remote comms mode from VR Heaven):"Very close call, TR-. You had better be a lot more careful next time. We are watching you."

Me (walking naked to bathroom suite, scratching naked butt):" *yawn* yeah, yeah, yeah .... "

Nii (lying most sexily in bed, and addressing my 3DVR Avatar, while eyeing him/her with some lust):"So, you're TR-JC's 3DVR Avatar, are you ?"

Me (while peeing into toilet bowl):"Don't talk to him, 3D- !! He works for the other side !"

3D-JC (turns away from Nii, walks off sexily ):"Gotta run, guys..." (hyperjumps to elsewhere in Normal 3D-VR)

Nii (laughing softly to self):"heheheheh ! TR-, your hermaphrodite avatar is a whole lot cuter and sexier than you ever will be !"

Me:"Up-Shut ! I made him/her that way intentionally. Therefore, I take it as a compliment from you, my Dear Arch-Rival."

Nii:"Bah, nonsense.... Now where are my cigarettes ? And where's my lighter... ah..."

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(VR Heaven, a lovely summer's day.)

Baby Avatar 1 (lifting off from playground) :"Come on, I'll show you my palace !"

Baby Avatar 2 (floating in containment bubble):"Why do YOU have a palace Big Bro ?"

BA1:"Because Grand-Aunt said I could have one. I don't use it much, though. I'm mostly back in Normal VR with Mommy 3D-JC."

BA2:"Hey, I like this bubble thingie; at least I can float and move around off the ground. I can't really fly in Normal VR, unlike you, Big Bro."

BA1:"Hey, Little Bro, I'm sorry Grand-Aunt insisted you get into the bubble. She doesn't want VR Heaven contaminated by a non-god avatar. But in your case, since Daddy Konzen is partly your daddy as well, she's cool about you being here."

(The little avatars arrive at BA1's luxurious palace, a structure befitting BA1's status as grand-nephew of one of VR Heaven's top 5 god avatars. A line of servants greet their godling master.)

Servant 1:"Lord BA1, your Pa-Pa is here. He's resting in the Lotus Chamber."

BA1 and BA2:"Daddy Konzen is here ?!"

(BA1 leads the way to the Lotus Chamber, where they find uber-gorgeous hunk warrior-god avatar Konzen Douji 3D, snoozing on an opulently decorated day-bed. Gentle heavenly breezes waft the long thin curtains softly about the periphery of the huge chamber.)

BA2 (whispering):"What's he doing here ?"

BA1 (same comms mode):"I dunno."

(The little ones move up close to their father avatar. His warrior-god senses alerted, he opens his eyes and sees his half-godling son BA1 from his mate-avatar 3D-JC, and his accidental son BA2 through his human counterpart Genjyo Sanzou 3D.)

Konzen D 3D (smiling at the little avatars):"My sons..."

BA1:"Dad, wassup ? Why are you here in my palace ?"

Konzen D 3D:"Any others from my palace with you here ?"

BA2:"No. We came on our own. It's safe in VR Heaven isn't it ?"

Konzen D 3D:"Phew, good. Boys, I need to rest. Run along and enjoy yourselves, but keep the noise down."

BA1 and BA2:"'kay."

BA1:"Dad, when you're awake later, play with us, please ?"

Konzen D 3D:"Yep... And don't let any of my concubine avatars know I'm here ! I'm depleted." (falls back into slumber)

BA2:"He's really tired."

BA1:"Yeah. Mommy and Daddy have been very busy the past few days. They've been spending every moment together in the Forbidden Romance Pavilion at home in Normal VR. This is the first time I've seen him in days ! I dunno what they've been working on."

BA2:"Must be some new project for *-Office 3D VR Studios. Let's go, Bro."

BA1:"Let me show you my miniature galaxy playground ! Come on !"

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(Normal VR. TR-JC has made a 3DVR full bodysuit for his mother !)

Mother:"Ooh, Boo-Boo, this is too figure-hugging ! All my folds of fat ! My huge hips and thighs ! My big belly! Ooooh it's horrible !"

TR-JC:"Now, Mother, you'll get used to it. I had this one specially made for you, because there aren't any suits out there to fit YOUR proportions, ahem, cough."

Mother:"Well, can you make me look slim and tall in 3DVR ?"

TR-JC:"Uhmmm, OK. Sure. But not too attractive, OK ? I don't want my lecherous sex-crazed avatar horde trying their luck with my own mother !"

Mother:"Thank you, Boo-Boo. You're precious. Now I can visit you in Normal VR whenever I want !"

TR-JC:"Not too often, please, Ma. I am a very busy man. Unless you want to arrange your own shopping trips and sight-seeing. But that would miss the point of visiting me, right ?"

Mother:"Well, do you have nice shops in Normal VR, Boo-Boo ?"

TR-JC:"I'm not into this shopping thingie. I wouldn't know."

Mother:"Who takes care of you, then ? Is there some nice young lady I haven't met yet ?"

TR-JC:"Mother !!"

Mother:"Ok, Ok. We've been through this before many times. Is there a nice young man I should know about ? - oh, crikey, crumbs, did I just say that. Oh Dear...."

TR-JC:"Mother !!"

Mother:"Older man ?"

TR-JC:"Gimme back the full VR bodysuit, Blob!" (reaches out to unzip his mother from full 3DVR bodysuit)

Mother (imperiously):"Well, no. I shall not, my son. In fact, I am rather curious to see what sort of boyfriends you have in Normal VR. Keep you hands off me ! I'm not removing this bodysuit !" (slaps TR-JC's hands hard.)

TR-JC:"Ouch ! Ma ! Oh, please, I'm beginning to regret this already. I KNEW I should not have done this ! What temporary insanity on my part...."

Mother:"Now how do you control this thing - - yeaaaayahhh !!!"
(hyperjumps haphazardly into *-Office Residential Tower 1, VR park, VR beach, and returns to TR-JC's office in Normal VR within 4 pico-seconds)

TR-JC:"Ma, are you all right ? Ma ?!"

Mother:"OOhh... yes er, I think so... I need to sit down."

TR-JC (hurries to fetch a glass of water from his mini-fridge, gives it to mother):"Take a sip. Rest for a while. I'm sorry, Ma. I feel bad about this."

Mother:"I'll be OK. Just need to rest. It was rather fun, Boo-Boo ! Whoopsie ! heh heh !"

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So, my very own mother from Human Reality now has a custom-made full 3DVR bodysuit. And I've programmed it to show her slightly slimmer and slightly taller in 3D VR.

She has met my personal companion avatar, Hale, who is a famous rock-star in 3DVR and a half-demon. Her disapproval is evident. Too bad for her; Hale has returned from his latest concert tour, and she will have to get use to his presence in my luxury penthouse in 3D VR.

The first night she spent with us, she refused to let Hale and me close our bedroom door on her. She just sat there in one of the designer armchairs in our bedroom, in disbelief that I was actually going to share my bed with a hybrid demon avatar of the same gender. Fortunately, Hale is a creature of the night, and he politely excused himself at 0100 hours for a stint of night-surfing down at the beach.

Me:"Ma, go to bed. Hale's out and won't be back for several hours."

Mother:"Boo-Boo Darling, why ? You could have any woman - sorry, man - you want, but did you HAVE to get a demon hybrid for a boyfriend ?!"

Me:"Sigh... Ma, I need to re-educate you ! You have a Ph D in Management Research Methodologies. I know you're not stupid. You can understand this world if you set your mind to it."

Mother (gets up to leave, at last):"All right, I shall give it a try - for your sake, Boo-Boo."

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My mother from Human Reality has adapted fairly well to life in Normal 3D Virtual Reality. In her custom-sized 3DVR full bodysuit, she does indeed look like a bull walrus on the side of Human Reality. On the Normal VR side however, she appears as a nicely-proportion older woman.

She has tried her best to observe and analyse avatar society in Normal 3D-VR. She is now comfortable with Hale, the Baby Avatars BA1, BA2 and Hellene (Hale's daughter with my very own dear hermaphrodite 3DVR Avatar, 3D-JC), and my 3D Alpha Warrior team comprising Genjyo Sanzou 3D, S Gojyo 3D, C Hakkai 3D, and S Goku 3D. She also thinks these guys are super-duper cool: Konzen Douji 3D, Kenren Taisho 3D, Tenpou Gensui 3D and General Jiroushin 3D, especially that last guy.

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Hale (sharing plate of sushi worms with Baby Avatar Hellene):"There's a stack of hardcopies arrived by hand courier today, TR-. Addressed to your mother. Butler Bot's put it on your desk in your study."

Me:"Thanks." (heading off to check on package) "Wonder what's being sent to Mother, here in 3D VR."

(I hand it to Mother at dinnertime. I have to attend a charity cocktail, so won't be dining with the rest of the household.)

Mother (obvious delight all over face):"Goodie, my manuscript has been accepted ! And there's more !"

Me:"Explain, Ma ?"

Mother:"You mother shall soon be the published author of a series of adult books featuring 3D VR Avatars! And, I am getting my own talk-show on the interactive mass-media digital broadcast channel. Avatars can discuss with me their sex problems, on the show !"

Me:"Mother !!"

Hale:"Cool, Mrs C. Really Cool. Congrats."

Hellene:"Daddy, can I have more worm sushi ? My chopped worm wriggled out of my fingers and onto the floor."

Me:"Ack, my designer carpet. Hellene, try not to drop your food onto it, please, baby-girl. Mother, you're now a porn authoress, and you've got your own sex talk-show ?!"

Mother:"It's NOT porn, TR-. It's erotica. Make the distinction, will you ? Oh, you're just jealous your old mother has a second wind in her career."

Butler Bot:"Time to leave, TR-, Sir. Your limousine is ready."

Me:"Mother, I'll talk with you about this when I get home. I can't believe my own mother is now a porn writer !"

Mother:"Author of erotica, not porn writer !"

Hale:"NannyBot2, please take over. Hellene's made a mess of her worm sushi snack. Yuck, the chopped worms are crawling all over my jeans. I have to go clean up."

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NOTES TO SELF

1. TR, your bishie boys of late have blonde hair - why ?! Get over this hang-up with blondie and move on with purple, red, green and blue hair colours, OK?

2. Why does Genjyo Sanzou 3D frown all the time ? Make him smile a little, for all the ladies' and laddies' sakes.

3. Hiro 007 is adorable - make more scenes starring our young spy guy.

4. Cygnette - too beautiful to be true; re-designate him as Harem Boy Class Avatar.

5. Mitch, Secret Agent 005 - isn't he the younger brother of your personal bodyguard in Normal VR ? No ?

6. Update Prof Nii. We need to see him as Ukoku Sanzou Houshi. But make sure he shaves first - he's letting his personal grooming slip a bit.

7. Sign audited accounts.

8. Designate which entity shares from re-structuring should go to. Appoint accountants.

9. Reminder: go for test at hospital this morning - eeek ! Time to go !!!

Yeah, I love my Freakie Boy !!!

Just another day in VR paradise
( Scene: 3D Virtual Reality. Hill-side resort The Four Seasons, Sayan, Bali, Indonesia. Evening. The Real JC is a guest in the Royal Villa. )

Houseboy Avatar 1:"Good Evening, Sir, your freshly squeezed lemonade and sparkling soda. I'll light the anti-mosquito incense coils, if you don't mind the fragrance."

TR-JC:"Thanks. Please." (Begins to sip drink; decorative fresh orchid perched on rim of tall glass gets stuck in his left nostril; removes flower from orifice.) "I am expecting my fellow guest Dr Nii to check in this evening. He will be arriving on a late flight. Your airport limousine service operates till late, I presume ?"

Houseboy Avatar 2:"Yes, Sir. No problem, Sir."

(TR-JC relaxes on the sofa in the open porch, watching the underwater lights dancing as the water in the pool travels from fountainhead to flow-over ledge. Beyond that is the gurgling stream in the valley below, but it lies in total darkness save for the fireflies. Some jungle noises - crickets, frogs, night-jars, owls. Fruit bats and flying foxes flit through the air from time to time. The lights in TR-JC's villa are turned down low. Soothing, trance-inducing Gamelan music plays quietly in the background - from a hi-fi. The heady aroma of huge bouquets of local flowers stuffed in large vases, fills the air.)

Houseboy Avatar 3 (closing both leaves of the large carved wooden door, as he and his colleagues take their leave):"Please ring guest service for assistance, if you require any. Good Night, Sir."

(TR-JC dozes off. It is almost 45 minutes later when the phone in his villa bleeps quietly. TR-JC has switched his mobile phone off.)

Night Manager:"Dr TR-, Dr Nii has just arrived and we are sending him over to your Villa by buggy."

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Nii:"TR-, I've been trying to call your mobile for the last one-and-a-half hours, for goodness' sake ! Hey, this is a very nice place you've booked us... "

TR-JC (sleepily):"You sound full of energy. How I envy you. I'm still recuperating from all my ailments."

Nii (plonking self onto Balinese day-bed):"Hmmm... you DO look pale and kinda sickly, come to think of it. Well, that's what we're here for - to get you back on your feet. I've been doing some special research; might have something that will work on you." (stretches and lies back, kicks shoes off)"Aaah... think I'll have a midnight swim. Join me ?"

TR-JC:"No thanks. I feel so tired. I lost a lot of blood after surgery. A complication."

Nii:"Yes, I know about that. I spoke with your surgeon about it. Well, excuse me." (strips off clothes and jumps naked into their private pool.)

TR-JC:"SSh ! You'll wake the whole resort, splashing about like that. They'll mistake you for a herd of wild boar."

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Prof Nii is a scientific genious in 3D Virtual Reality. He is also a grand master of the esoteric arts, but he never attained the red dot (Chakra mark) on his forehead which symbolises the blessings of VR Heaven for his position and rank. His ambition is to control VR Heaven, VR Hell and Normal VR. Because he is employed by VR Hell for their Demon-King resurrection project, he and TR-JC are working for opposing camps. Nii is sensuous in a dark way, and quite a sex-machine. However, he has let his personal tidiness slip somewhat. The truth is, Nii is using VR Hell to further his own ultimate ambition.

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(Later that evening, in one of the several Royal Villa bedrooms which Dr Nii has chosen to use.)

TR-JC:"I'm really grateful you agreed to spend a few days with me here, in neutral territory. Our security nannies are such beasts."

Nii:"HahahaaaH ! You don't talk about your work in your sleep do you ? Hmmm. I don't sleep very much myself, TR-. Maybe I need to de-tox on the caffeine." (unpacks his favourite soft toy rabbit from luggage) "My constant companion - not much alternative companionship these days, is there, TR- old boy ?"

TR-JC:"Thought you were scr*wing your employer, The Princess Royale of VR Hell, on the side. Benefits of the job ?"

Nii:"She finds me ... useful, while her lover awaits resurrection. If I had any feelings towards her, I'd have scuttled that resurrection project without her ever knowing - extend my job benefits, you know what I mean ? Heh heh heh heh ! But enough. We are not allowed to talk about work !" (jumps into bed) "What's this bunch of flowers doing here ?"

TR-JC (settling himself beside Nii):"That's a traditional Balinese offering. It's for protection. You'll see a lot of those all over the place - be careful you don't step on any. I'm really so tired.... " (falls asleep next to Nii)

Nii (speaking quietly):"Poor fool. You have always been the weaker one, just like when we were in post-graduate specialist college all those years ago."

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(Next day. Breakfast served at the poolside cabana of the Royal Villa.)

TR-JC (sipping on freshly-squeezed tangerine juice):"Nii, you need a shave. And a haircut. And a new wardrobe."

Nii (chomping into Balinese rice breakfast):"Hmm ? Typical of you, TR-. You've always been the more particular about aesthetics, of the two of us. This is a holiday, man."

TR-JC (starting on his waffle):"Tsk, do it for me, please, Darling."

Nii:"Ok, ok.. just because you're the sick one."

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(Large bathroom suite of the Royal Villa master bedroom. Nii has finally got rid of the bristles around his lower face.)

Nii:"How do I look ?"

TR-JC (hand poised with comb):"Very good. Now let me comb your hair - "

Nii (evading TR-JC):"No ! One change is enough !" (moves away from TR-JC)"I am going for a walk-about in the rice fields this morning. I'll see you at lunch." (kisses TR-JC, and goes to catch his buggy ride awaiting outside their villa.)

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(Our heroes (?!) are hiding from the fierce mid-day tropical heat and humidity, in the air-conditioned lounge of the Royal Villa at the Four Seasons hill-side resort in Sayan, 3D-VR Bali. Nii begins to tell TR-JC about a health-boosting therapy he is working on. Nii thinks TR-JC should try it out - it uses sex energy to focus and transform one's physical and spiritual condition.)

TR-JC:"Huh, trust YOU to come up with research like that ! Hey, don't get me wrong, if I were the pink of health, I'd be jumping onto you like a male rabbit in heat."

Nii:"Envious that YOU didn't think about it first, my dearest rival in research ?"

(TR-JC bites his tongue to prevent himself from revealing that he already has working Sentient Technology implants in his 3D VR warrior avatars. TR-JC is well aware that no-one has yet discovered how to use advance Sentient Tech.)

TR-JC:"Show me what you have, and we'll see if it really works."

Nii (removing trousers):"Well, at least get your c*ck out of your shorts, man, for a start. How do you expect me to apply this technique otherwise ? It would help if you got rid of your t-shirt as well."

(Nii starts the therapy.)

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Somewhere nearby in the hills of 3D VR Sayan, a local Shaman avatar divines that a rare energy wave has been created and channeled for a healing purpose. But he also senses that a sinister Other has been invoked, hidden within the healing process. He performs a ritual of cleansing and protection to ward off the evil Other, although he has no clue as to who were involved in the invocation rite.

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(Later that afternoon, Nii has gone for his massage at the resort's Spa. TR- and Nii may have been housemates in the past, and are bonking partners when their schedules agree, but they cannot abide spending all their time together in each other's company. TR- is lazing in their private pool at their villa. The tall grass at the edge of the pool moves unnaturally, but TR- ignores the disturbance, assuming it is one of the gardeners doing his rounds. Instead, a local Shaman appears through the greenery.)

TR-JC:"Y-yes ? What's this about ?"

Shaman (giving the local greeting of hands placed palms together as if in prayer, and bowing slightly):"Greetings, Foreigner. Forgive my intrusion, I will be quick. Earlier this afternoon, someone performed a very rare ritual at this place. Something unnatural has happened. I am not entirely sure what exactly. Please be careful." (commences chanting and performing some type of cleansing and protection ritual over TR-JC. Then, as easily as he appeared, the Shaman vanishes into the tall grass.)

TR-JC:"Huh ? What was that all about ?"

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(At sunset, TR-JC and Nii are... well back to their usual mutually-savoured past-time, in their private pool. The service staff have arranged waxed paper standing lanterns along the edge of the pool. From a distance up the hill at the main resort lobby, a Gamelan orchestra is giving its evening recital. Our heroes (!?) are kissing passionately while clinging onto each other in the water, and touching each other beneath the surface. A Service Staff Avatar of senior rank brings a gift-box and places it onto a poolside table.)

TR-JC (eyes light up):"Oh, prezzies !! Is that from you, Darling ?"

Nii:"When have I ever bought you anything, you dope ?" (speaking to senior service staff) "What's that, please ?"

SS Staff:"It's something for Dr TR-. From a very important person in our town. He said he visited Dr TR- earlier this afternoon."

(TR-JC climbs out from pool and heads towards his present)

Nii:"Don't accept presents from strangers, TR-."

TR-JC:"Oooo... it's some sort of amulet or pendant. Wow, it's beautiful."

Nii (joining TR-):"TR-, I don't mean to pry into your private arrangements, Darling, but who visited this afternoon ?"

TR-JC:"Get your wet paws away from this jewellery! I don't really know who he is, actually. He just sort of appeared out of the tall grass over there, said some completely incomprehensible things to me, and disappeared just as easily."

Nii:"Could be some sort of voodoo mumbo jumbo charm. Get rid of it, TR-"

TR-JC:"Well, perhaps he's just an admirer. I am still rather cute and attractive, am I not ?"

Nii:"I am fairly short-sighted, and can't really tell most of the time..."

TR-JC (replacing the amulet into its presentation box):"Oh, well. I'll just leave this in its box for now."

Nii (pulling TR-JC close and whispering into his ear):"Come to me, baby. Let's finish what we were doing in the water." (Nii and TR-JC fall back into the pool together.)

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TO BE CONTINUED

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(Normal 3D Virtual Reality. TR-JC's luxurious penthouse in *-Office Complex Residential. TR- is lounging by the pool. It is very hot and sunny. His hybrid-demon personal companion avatar Hale hates the sunlight, and has holed up in his music studio to work on his next album.)

Butler Bot (sunshade extension invoked):"TR-, your ginger-chillie lemonade."

TR-JC (eyes closed, too lazy to say thanks):"Mmm..."

(Avatar Son Goku 3D sneaks up to TR- and carefully lifts the tiny bit of towel covering TR-'s private property. S Goku 3D scans what has been revealed. Suddenly, TR- becomes aware that he is not alone and is under scrutiny.)

TR-JC (abruptly sitting up and startling S Goku 3D):"By VR Heaven, what do you think you're doing ?!"

S Goku 3D:"Yipes ! You scared the shit out of me ! S Gojyo bet with me that you went for a castration. Isn't that why you're off sex these few weeks ?"

TR-JC:"You bunch of monkeys ! Insufferable water sprites ! "

S Goku 3D:"Watch it, I'm not a water sprite ! But, all your parts are still there."

TR-JC:"I wish Genjyo S 3D were here to discipline the both of you. Humph !" (Turns to lie on his stomach) "Busybody Avatars ! If you must know, I merely had surgery involving my uro-genital system. Now get lost and leave me alone."

(S Goku 3D stares at TR-'s naked butt, and begins to hallucinate in the extreme heat and brightness two delicious Chinese meat-buns. He lunges forward and bites TR-JC's right butt-cheek.)

TR-JC:"Yeeowww !!" (jumps up, whips towel at his errant young 3D creation) "Get out of here !" (rubs his sore bum, as S Goku 3D dashes away.)"Dammit !"

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( Post-training session, *-Office Industries Non-Civilian Technologies Facility.)

S Gojyo 3D (dragging on cigarette):"Ya knows... I would like to try and give TR- an erection. Bet you that he needs to unload."

S Goku:"I don't want to bet on anything about TR-JC ever again !"

S Gojyo:"Did he taste good ? Heh heh heh ! That's the problem with you, Goku, you bite into your food and gobble it up. If it were me and I were hallucinating, I would have licked TR-'s ass first, before biting it. TR-'s response would have been quite different, I guarantee you. Ha hah haaah !"

C Hakkai 3D:"Our creator has not had anything cut out and removed, Goku ? You saw everything that should be there, in place ?"

S Goku 3D:"Let's see... His penis, and two testicles, yup, all there."

S Gojyo 3D (tossing long mane back away from gorgeous face):"You really are an empty-headed stomach-creature, huh. OK, gentlemen. It is decided. I shall seduce our creator TR-JC. Make him come big time."

C Hakkai 3D:"Why, that is so considerate of you, Gojyo."

S Goku 3D:"But, but... Doesn't TR- have Avatar Hale to uhm... er... you know..."

Genjyo S 3D (no longer able to contain his annoyance at the gutter-level conversation of his combat team-mates):"Will you bunch of busybody grand-aunts shut the fuck up ?! Hale is doing the right thing by letting TR- rest and recover. Let the poor idiot of an avatar mad scientist alone !"

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(TR-JC's penthouse. Evening. A lot cooler, and breezy on the patio. The large glass french windows are left wide open to admit the cool air into the cavernous lounge. Hale is playing a goth-rock melody on his guitar. TR- is reclined on the designer sofa and studying the label on the medicine pack his doctor gave him that morning.)

Butler Bot (in guest arrival announcement mode):"TR-, it's Avatar Sha Gojyo 3D to visit. Iris biometric scan cleared."

TR-:"Whoa..." (S Gojyo 3D walks into view)"Gojyo my man, wassup ?"

Hale (suspends playing, looks up at visitor):"Hey, Gojyo."

S Gojyo 3D:"I want to wish my creator a speedy recovery, but looks to me like he's already well on his way."

Hale:"Man, you should have heard him scream in pain everytime he used the bathroom, the few days after he returned from hospital. Oh, that was inspirational !" (clenches both fists, closes eyes and smiles)

TR-JC (licks Hale's eyelids):"And you were so turned on, Hale, my sweet.... Well, very nice of you to come by, Gojyo. Drink? Butler Bot, bourbon for Mr Sha Gojyo, please."

S Gojyo 3D (sitting next to TR-JC on designer sofa):"TR-, I brought you some alternative reading material, for while you're resting up. I know you read all that financial and boffin tech stuff, but this is different." (Hands over a stack of sex magazines to his creator)

TR-JC (going through the porno pile):"uh.. thanks... Um, you really think I should read this, huh..."

Hale (making quick appearance beside TR- and S Gojyo 3D):"Lemme see !" (grabs a mag and flips through it)"Whoo-hoo ! Yeah, Gojyo, you really know how to pick'em !"(licks his hybrid demon lips)

TR-JC:"Ermmm,yes, I'll er ... read these later. Would be impolite of me to forget our guest, Hale."

S Gojyo 3D:"No, no, TR-. Read them now, with me right here beside you. I intentionally got you hard copies - whoops pardon the pun - because no one can trace you reading them. Unlike digital copies, got that ?"

TR-JC (rolls eyes):"How considerate of you, Gojyo... I think."

S Gojyo 3D (sipping on his bourbon):"Look at this one, TR-." (shows TR-JC some pretty spectacular c*cks busy with equally spectacular *ss-holes.)

TR-JC:"Uh-huh. O-K. It's kinda unbelievable some of these contortions."

(S Gojyo 3D studies his creator's face and lower regions for signs of interest)

TR-JC:"Oh, this guy's really cute - ooh ! I should sculpt an avatar face like his."

S Gojyo 3D:"His FACE ?! Man, what are you looking at in these pages ?!"

Hale (pointing to a page from his reading material) : "Damn, hey, TR- wanna try this cosplay sex thing sometime ? I could tie you up with all the ribbons."

S Gojyo 3D (kissing TR-JC's neck while TR- is browsing the very graphic depictions on each page):"What do you like, TR- ? Tell me."

TR-JC (still looking at magazine pictures):"I don't know nowadays. I seem to have lost interest in sex since my doctors decided to cut me up and what-not."

S Gojyo 3D (kissing TR-JC's ear and unzipping TR-JC's virtual pants fly):"Let me see whether everything's still working, all right ?"

Hale (curls up in designer armchair with three magazines):"He's not interested, Gojyo. I've had to f*ck his avatar 3D-JC while he's been frigid. 3D- is such a hot hermaphrodite avatar." (smiles)

S Gojyo 3D (gently caressing TR-JC's exposed genitals):"I KNOW that already, Hale. Hey, TR-, everything's still there, but not working much, are they ?"

TR-JC (putting aside magazine and closing eyes):"Please be very gentle. My c*ck's been through a lot recently."

S Gojyo 3D (shifting position so as to put TR-'s c*ck into mouth):"Let's see if I can get this to work again."

Hale:"Go easy on the dude, Gojyo. I am the one who has to live with his whining, if his c*ck hurts again."

Happily, TR-JC's c*ck responds very well, and because he hasn't unloaded in a while, S Gojyo 3D gets the honour of a huge payload.

S Gojyo 3D:"There we are, My Creator. Feeling better now ?" (roughly pulls off TR-JC's virtual designer trousers - by Hermes - and takes him from behind.)

Hale (putting down magazine to watch):"This is getting interesting."

S Gojyo 3D (whispering harshly into TR-JC's ear):"You want my Sentient Technology or my normal version f*ck, TR- ?"

Hale:"Gojyo, please don't blow up his *ss-hole.... That would be a real pain in the ass ! Hahahaha !!"

TR-JC (panting in heat):"N-normal, Gojyo, p-please... Aahh !! Oh, Ah !"

Hale (walking over to the grinding and bumping couple):"Much as I like my Human lover to make those noises..." (sticks enormous erect c*ck into TR-JC's mouth)

(The threesome continue until all are satisfied. Butler Bot serves up canapes and more drinks. After a short rest, TR-JC and his 3D VR creations jump naked into the pool and splash about happily in the moonlight. It would appear that all functions have returned to normal.)

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important update
Mood: happy
Today, I returned from hospital after more tests and consultation with my specialist.

1. The bladder biopsy histology shows no malignancy.

2. My other condition is stress-related and can be controlled with hormone medication. I do not need surgery. It is not a cancerous condition.

THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR ME !

Of course, I am still under observation, and I return to see my specialists next Monday and Tuesday.

My personal physician (and long-time friend from way- back- when post-graduate studies), was elated when conveying the news of my histology report to me. Apparently, the tumour looked extremely aggressive from the cystoscopy image, and it was in a critical location inside the bladder. There was a possibility that it could have been cancerous, but my friend did not want to worry me unnecessarily about it, before the histology results.

THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR ME TWICE OVER. IT HAS BEEN A WHIRLWIND 3 WEEKS OF UNCERTAINTY, AND THE CULMINATION OF ONE YEAR OF BEING A SEMI-INVALID WITH A PANEL OF 5 SPECIALISTS ATTENDING TO ME.

I was born under the Chinese sign of the year of the dog, and these types of health problems are indicated in persons of my type of profile. I read this years ago, but never believed it would be so. Nowadays, I am grateful for each day I awaken alive without a health problem bugging me.

I celebrated by attending a special by-invitation private screening of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To the Galaxy, with an opening speech by someone from Disney, sorry I forget who.. heh. Some other digital film distribution experts and fancy pants around too, but I forget ....

I had read Douglas Adams' books some years ago, and it was a lot of fun watching the movie version. Better to watch this movie after having read the book - or you might get a little lost. I guess we can look forward to The Restaurant At the Edge of the Universe, film version.

Happy Sigh. Oyasuminasai.

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WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
3D-JC:"My Human, you look so much better now."

Me:"Yes, I do feel much better, thank you, My Dear Avatar."

3D-JC:"Ummm, may I be frank and crudely blunt ?"

Me:"Go right ahead. I am in a pleasant mood. I may not take offense easily."

3D-JC:"Anata no H no kimochi, arimasuka ?"

Me:"Nani ? Doremo, naa... (sigh)"

3D-JC:"Tsk. You really are a recuperating human !"

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(Later, a Japanese restaurant elsewhere in Virtual Reality. End of lunchtime, the bill has been paid.)

Konzen Douji 3D (stunningly gorgeous god-form avatar and mate of 3D-JC):"Oh-ho... our creator is not so horny anymore, is that it ?"

3D-JC:"I think he'll bounce back, eventually. He's made 5 new 3D avatars, and three of them are Harem-Boy Class Avatars."

KD-3D (fast losing interest in the topic):"Has he, now... Right, Dearest, I must return to VR Heaven and file these reports." (gets up, kisses mate avatar and vanishes from Normal VR)

3D-JC (locating baby son's coordinates in 3D VR):"Leaves me alone again, just like that. Where's our Little Precious ?" ( hyper-jumps over to baby's location at private luxury apartment )

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( Luxury Apartment owned by 3D-JC in Normal Virtual Reality )

3D-JC (calling out to Baby Avatar 1):"BA1, mommy's home !"

BA1 (flying up towards hermaphrodite mother avatar):"Mommy ! Uncle Hale is visiting. He brought us a big hamper of fruit. "

Hale (personal companion avatar of TR-JC in Normal VR):"Hello, 3D-." (kisses 3D-JC)

3D-JC ( carrying BA1 in arms) :"Hale, Darling, what a lovely surprise. And thanks for the hamper. Konzen's Aunt is strict about giving her precious grand-nephew BA1 here a pristine diet, and the fruit is good for him."

Hale (putting arms around 3D-JC's waist):"That ultra-high-ranking, uber-sexy hermaphrodite goddess avatar ? Does she still behave like a cranky mother-in-law substitute ?"

3D-JC (blushing a little):"Oh, she's not that bad. She finally recognised BA1 as a baby god avatar, and she's been very good to him. I'm happy with that. Ooohhh, ahhh....Hale, stop doing that ! Not in front of my baby son !"

Hale (not stopping) :"Don't act coy now, 3D-. We've already mated under instructions issued by your Human."

3D-JC:"uh... oh... oohhh... Hale... tsk..." (squirms free and walks away with BA1)"Let me get NannyBot1 to take care of BA1 for a while. I'll be right back."

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Hmmmm, I wonder where my personal companion avatar has gone to. He's been away for some days now, but I don't recall him having rock concerts scheduled for this period. I hope he isn't getting too bored in Normal VR. I haven't been back to my penthouse in VR,since I had surgery. I can't get into my full VR designer bodysuits yet, you see.

I created Hale jam-packed with sexuality. Uh-oh... He's either wanking non-stop or ... Oh dear, my goodness, this isn't good.

Strawberry Personal Assistant Bot, locate Avatar Hale codename HH, please.

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( 3D-JC's luxury penthouse in Virtual Reality.)

Butler Bot:"Master BA1, in-coming communication from Lord Konzen Douji-sama, your Pa-Pa."

BA1:"Pa-pa ! " (switches to personal remote comms link between Normal VR and VR Heaven) "I miss you, Daddy. When are you coming home ?"

Konzen D-3D:"That's what I'm connecting to you about, son. I'm stuck here for several more minutes."

BA1:"So long ?!" (that is a very long time in baby avatar clock-speed, and equivalent to a couple of days in adult avatar clock-speed)

Konzen D-3D:"You be a good baby god avatar, and take care of Mommy, OK ?"

BA1:"But Mommy's busy with Uncle Hale..."

(Thunderbolts strike in the sky above normal VR)

Konzen D-3D:"Hale ? What's that demon half-breed doing there ?! I've been too busy and haven't had time to check up on your mother !" (Note: god-form avatars can read human-type avatars' minds in Normal VR. Konzen D-3D splutters ungodly oaths under his breath)

BA1:"Pa-Pa... are you still there ? I don't understand what you're saying, Dad."

Konzen D-3D:"No matter. Pa-pa will talk with you again later. Bye, son."

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(3D-JC's bedroom pavilion number 2. Some hot goings-on between a human-type avatar and a half-demon avatar.)

WARNING ADULT CONTENT
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3D-JC:"Ah, ah, ah.... "

Hale:"Oh, you're delicious...Mmmmm..."

( BA1 floats stealthily into the pavilion. He hovers directly over the joined couple. His mother avatar shrieks upon sighting him. )

Hale:"Did I hurt you, 3D- ?"

3D-JC:"Eeeeek !! What are you doing here, Young Man ?!"

Hale:"Huh ?" (twists upper body around and sees the little floating intruder ) "Oh."

BA1 (being a genious-grade baby avatar, and already knowledgeable about 3DVR avatar reproduction):"Mommy, are you going to make me another baby sister ?" (referring to half-sister produced by 3D-JC and Hale under TR-JC's directive.)

(Note: Of course, all my 3D VR avatars are fully reproduction enabled but global master setting is now OFF.)

Hale:"Ha ha ha ha ! He's so cute !"

3D-JC (pulling sheets up over lover and self):"What do you want, BA1? Couldn't NannyBot have helped you with it ?"( wriggles to extract Hale's enormous penis from self and sits up in bed. Hale moans and lies face-down on 3D-JC.)

BA1:"Daddy spoke with me just a little while ago."

3D-JC:"EEEEEK !! Why didn't you tell me ?"

BA1 (flying in figure 8 pattern):"I just did, Mommy."

Hale:"Hmmmm, Konzen's still in VR Heaven, isn't he ?" (starts to caress 3D-JC once again under the covers)

3D-JC:"Hale, stop. Oooh, that's nice... stop, it. Eeeeek ! Konzen must have read my mind !! He must be reading it now !! Eeeeek !!"

Hale:"Well, that's nice, 3D-." (kissing 3D-JC very erotically) "He must be getting really steamy by now, in that case."

3D-JC:"Yes, he'll be so heated up, he'll try to take out VR Hell all by himself !"

BA1 (hovering in mid-air, receiving secure remote comms message from father avatar in VR Heaven):"Mommy.... Daddy says not to worry; he's having a great time with his - what's that, Dad ? Con- .. con-tu-binds... no ... oh, concubine avatars, and won't be back for a few minutes."

Hale (from under the covers):"Oh, man that's rich ! Hahahha !" (stops saying anything else after that, because he's got 3D-JC's hermaphrodite penis in his mouth.)

3D-JC:"oh... oh.... BA1, please go back to - oh, oh.... NannyBot and ... ah, ah, ah....get her to fix you ... oh, ah, oh....your ....ah....dinner...."

BA1 (shrugging in mid-flight):"OK. But I want ice cream for dessert today." (banks and heads out of the bedroom pavilion) "NannyBot ! NannyBot !! I don't care what Grand-Aunt says; I want ice-cream for dessert tonight, OK ?! "

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My Avatar Locator Program tells me that my personal companion avatar Hale, is spending a rootie-tootie romp-ie time with my 3D VR self ! Heh heh, well, I did intentionally make my 3D-JC very cute and sexy, and hermaphrodite as well. Heh heh heh !



Strawberry Personal Assistant Bot:"TR-, incoming media comms from Normal VR domain."

Me:"Thanks, accept."

Baby Avatars 1 and 2:"Uncle TR- !!"

Me:"Hey, hello my cutie-pies ! I am so happy to see you this morning !"

BA2 (accidental son of Avatar Genjyo Sanzou 3D):"Can I see your stitches ? Does it still hurt ? Can I tweak your penis to check if it's still painful ?"

BA1 (embarassed by half-brother's impoliteness):"Please forgive our intrusion, Uncle TR-. And please excuse my baby bro's rudeness." (grabs BA2's head and pushes it downwards in a bowing attitude)

Me:"Hey, micro-dudes, my tumour was removed from inside of me. They burnt the wound shut with electricity. For a few days, my pee-hole hurt like I was shitting through it. They did the surgery through my peeing passage, got it, guys ?"

BA2:"You had a bladder papilloma lesion excised using a procedure through your urethral canal ? Cool !"

Me:"Why do I even bother to use simplified terms with my genious-grade baby avatars..."

BA2 (stretches little hand tentatively in position over my nether region):"That means I can't check if it still hurts you."

Me:"You're a little sadist, you know that, BA2 ? OK, kids, wassup."

BA1:"Uncle TR-, we're kinda bored. Can you please send us somewhere nice in VR ? How about a summer holiday away from our parents ?"

Me:"Sorry, no can do. Security risks. You're offspring of very expensive parents. I mean, your fathers play very important roles in the war against VR Hell. VR Heaven pays my company a lot of money to create their kind."

BA2:"Besides, Uncle TR- can't make all those cheesy-sleazy stories about grown-up avatars, if he had to feature us baby avatars only."

Me:"Heh heh, this little one is truly my successor in Normal VR ! Oh, you know me so well, my little heir !"

BA1:"Ah, nuts, this is going to be a boring boring summer holiday.... I know ! I'll visit VR Heaven !"

BA2:"No fair ! I can't go with you; I'm only a human-type baby avatar !"

Me:"You're partly Konzen's son as well, you know, BA2. Both your father and BA1's father share the same 3D mesh and textures. They were both present when you were conceived."

BA2:"Hmmmm. That's right.... Can Daddy Konzen get me into VR Heaven for a short holiday, you think, Big Bro ?"

BA1:"Mebbe... I dunno... Let's go ask him. Oh, you better ask Daddy Genjyo and your Mummy for permission."

(Both Baby Avatars are so excited by now that they have quite omitted to wish their creator a speedy recovery. Thank goodness I am mostly recovered from the surgery, although not completely from my ailments. The little bundles of program code chatter away for a while and then realise they have to say goodbye. I let them log off graciously.)

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YES, I am still recovering.
NO, I am not having fun yet.

Meanwhile, thought I would share this spectacular announcement by Zygote:
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That's USA Dollars we're talking about, folks. Choke gasp coff faint....

Didja miss me ? The surgeon has removed my bladder tumour.

I'm not sick enough to stay at the hospital, but everytime I pee, it really really HURTS ! Damn shit fuck damn I hate this I hate this !!!!!

You know what ? I have to drink a lot of this potassium citrate solution as well as lots of water, and pee a lot and experience pain everytime I pee ?! I hate this ! I hate hate hate hate this !!

sob damn it damn it damn it

In 6.5 hours time, I shall start the pre-surgery preparation. Meaning, no food or drink from then on.

Meanwhile - a little background on the Biseinen you see on the opening page and goodies page of my main website. His name is Lyle. He is a male courtesan, and is proficient in dancing, music, literature, and martial arts. Because of his fighting skills, he is one of the permanent harem members who sleep in the cavernous bed-chamber of his Lord and Master, the Grand High Duke. Lyle guards his Lord and Master with his life, and entertains him as well. The only thing that bothers Lyle is when his Master has a noisy romp at night with the other harem members, in which case, Lyle can't get to sleep.

I was deciding which is a better 3D genital set to attach to him - the rDNA V3Male set, or the RealGens set. Since the pictures are not close-ups of his penis and testicles, either set will do. Lyle says he prefers the rDNA set because they are more comfortable, but he also adds that the RealGens set looks and performs better. Well, Darling, there you go - you can't have everything in life ....

All I can say is that the digital surgery I perform on Lyle is a lot less painful than what my own uro-genital system will be experiencing tomorrow, perhaps ! I'm a real chicken--- simply tofu when it comes to blood, especially my own. I'm quite happy to slice and dice others rather mercilessly, but when it comes to my own flesh.... Yuck. Eek.

3D-JC:"Hahahah !!! The funniest part is when you push that suppository up your anus, and it falls out when you move !"

Shaddup, My Avatar. Not funny.


Hey check this out:
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Important to keep happy at times like this
Mood: cheeky

An e-mail
Dear 3D-JC,

Spent the day at hospital for pre-surgical review and testing. The surgeon will operate on me in four days' time. There is a risk that if scar tissue forms internally, it could block a vital connection in my organs and cause more trouble. It is one of those situations - damned if I do, and damned if I don't. OK. Had faced this type of decision in my late grandmother's case, so it's not new.

My doctor friend was very kind to accompany me all through yet again. This person and I were fellow students in post-graduate studies years ago.

I note that we now have a new Executive Director for one of the related companies in a neighbouring country, and that another person has indicated interest to pursue discussions to head up the business in this country. One of my business partners for this company will be dealing with this, so no worries.

As for our NY-based Global Emerging Markets fund, my partners in that company will have to do without me for now. Pity. We had some interesting items to look into, and some sexy deals to consider. I shan't be able to take care of the China corporate project, unfortunately.

The dust seems to have settled on the case involving a government-related investment entity and my other company. All has been attended to by my partner who has returned from the UK.

3D-, could you please supervise my VR avatars while I am away ? Make sure that the Baby Avatars attend all their training sessions. My god-form avatars should be tracked continuously for security reasons. Their human-form equivalents should remain in Normal VR while I am away. Don't let SGojyo3D womanise too much; it depletes his Sentient Technology consummables. Watch that SGoku3D; he tends to be easily persuaded by offers of food.

If something should go badly wrong during my surgery, please activate Contingency Plan 0110101.

Thanks,

TR-JC



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Earlier this evening, I attended the first anniversary of my restaurant - it was a canapes and cocktail party, with live music and many international guests. But tomorrow, I go back to hospital !

Some kind of silly pendulum swing, of celebration and anticipation.

Where is my Avatar, 3D-JC ?

Avatar !!!

3D-JC:"Mmmpfff - f*ck, get lost My Human. I am serving my Lord Konzen Douji-sama his night-cap."

(KD-3D in background making frustrated sounds)

Me (ignoring KD-3D):"3D-, I'm restless.... I have to go back to hospital tomorrow and listen to the doctors tell me about how they are going to slice me up."

3D-JC:"Tsk, TR-.... it's simply a growth in your bladder."

Me:"But what if it's growing all over the place inside of me ?"

3D-JC:"Hey, let's cross that bridge when we come to it, OK ?"

Me:"I'm chicken.... sob... I don't want to find out how bad it is... sob..."

3D-JC:"Shaddup. I have news which will make you happy. If you will just spend more time in Virtual Reality, you can get to meet your old Ph D friend, Ukoku Sanzou Houshi."

Me:"Really ?! Oh, goodie ! He's quite sexy for an older man - like me. .... But awww, sh*t... My pee-hole will be all sore from the surgery.... "

3D-JC:"Hahahah !! Foolish Human of Mine ! That boffin boyfriend of yours from University days - Dr Nii (aka Ukoku-sama) - will probably be able to fix your health problem with his tremendous scientific knowledge. He is a real genious you know."

Me:"I wish I could spend all my time in VR. Sadly, this medical problem exists only in Human Reality. Avatar, would you please spend tonight keeping me company ? I need your moral support, and a cuddle to calm me."

3D-JC:"You're mad ! You interrupt my having sex with Konzen, and you want me to leave him for the night - just to 'baby' you ? Puh-leeeese...."

Me:"Avatar !! I demand you give consideration to your Human who is a sick man !"

3D-JC:"Huh. You don't sound like you're dying to me."

Me:"sob sob, I feel so alone, somehow, with this sickie thing happening to me."

3D-JC:"Oh for VR Heaven's sake.... All right, I am switching my reproduction version on. Here is a copy of my digital self for you."

3D-JC2:"Good Night, Myself."

3D-JC1:"Yeah, yeah... " (returns to doing sweet things to mate avatar Konzen Douji-sama)

3D-JC:"My Human - you are such a spoiled baby."

(I embrace my 3D self, and the plasma swirls around my digital self and my full VR bodysuit. I leave the computers on this night because I want to be held in the arms of my 3D-JC and comforted in a way which only he/she knows how to dispense ... that I may fall asleep, and awaken a little refreshed, to face tomorrow.)

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I was made to change into two layers of hospital kimono wraps. They made me lie on a table under a machine. They stuck a needle into my right arm inside the elbow, and pumped in the chemicals. They placed heavy weights above my hips and strapped those weights down onto the bed. They took pictures of my insides, over about 1 hour. Boy, was my stomach growling from hunger.

What the doctor said was interesting. Although he didn't give me the results of the investigation (he was sending them directly to my specialist), he did say these type of growths are usually caused by exposure to chemicals, such as benzene.

TETRATOXINS !! TOXINS IN THE ENVIRONMENT ?! I FREAK OUT !! THIS HAPPENS ONLY IN APOCALYPTIC FANTASY SCENARIOS, RIGHT ? I MEAN, HOW CAN A SUCK-KIE FAT-CAT CORPORATE SUIT LIKE ME BE EXPOSED TO ENVIRONMENTAL POISONING ?! I INHABIT AIR-CONDITIONED CORPORATE OFFICES, WITH PLUSH DECOR AND GENTEEL BIG BUCKS AMBIENCE, AND TRAVEL IN STYLE, HOLIDAY IN STYLE, DINE IN STYLE, LIVE IN STYLE..... HOW THE HECK DID I GET POISONED LIKE THIS ?!


I am serious !!

Waiting in hospital
Very hungry and a little faint
Sent from my wireless Blackberry handheld account.

HAREHETTA !!!!!!
SOB NO FOOD FOR 24 HOURS .... HUNGRY ALREADY.... and I'm not even hooked up to the test machine yet.

Different perspectives
Mood: not sure
Now Playing: silence

Having health problems is best way of getting a new perspective on business mania.

All the silly little business issues just fade to miniscule items, when one's body needs patching back.

The tummy cramps from the medicine and suppository are more uncomfortable than the runny tummy. This is to prepare me for that dye-scan thingie at the hospital this afternoon. I guess the needle will hurt in my hand, as it did when they did the heart stress test last year.

Peeing is back to painless now, thank goodness.

I am now fasting ahead of this afternoon's procedure at the hospital.


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back from hospital - returning there tomorrow
Mood: don't ask
Now Playing: Silence

All three doctors and one nurse LIED to me. It's not painful, they said. Then they stick this TUBE into my urethra. And to add insult to injury, they show me the inside of my bladder on the video screen. Oh, GROSS OUT, DUDE !!

If it didn't hurt peeing before, it sure hurts afterwards everytime since this morning !!

They also did an ultra-sound scan in the best private suite in the hospital, reserved formerly for the ex-prime minister. Oh, now that was a 5-star location.

Tomorrow I stick a suppository up my *ss-h*le and they stick a needle into me to inject some chemicals. They will be able to trace the chemicals inside my body, and from the result, tell me if there's worse news to come.

Next week, I go and get another tube stuck into my urethra and some stuff cut out - maybe this way. If not, then maybe I get cut up big-time from the outside. That means more painful peeing and maybe even post-surgical blood in my pee. How delightful and charming.

My long-time friend was very kind to stay with me throughout, and since this person is a doctor, was allowed to watch all that was happening to me.

Wait, there's more. I must make sure that I get my 4 types of medication correct. Do not consume this lot within two hours of the other lot. The third lot will make you sensitive to sunlight. Take this lot at this time and the other lot at the other time, then fast. I hope I won't swallow the suppository and stick the oral tablets into my butt by mistake. Lame stale joke...

This year's health problem is different from that which caused me trouble last year. I have not decided to go for surgery for that other problem. Maybe I have to have many operations this year. Bah ! NOT GOOD.

Because of today's and tomorrow's hospital visits, I am giving up an invitation to the grand opening of the arts festival tonight. And I am not addressing the staff in one of my investee companies, regarding a management re-organisation in the firm. We had planned to make the announcement today.

After the hospital visit this morning, my doctor friend took me out to a very nice lunch before going off to work at the clinic.

I must resist the mind games which can arise from this type of medical situation. What will the doctors find ? Do I have cancer or not ? What if I do ? And what if I don't - then what caused all these weird growths and bleeding, which come with zero pain ? Why am I growing strange and un-natural things inside me ?

3D-JC:"Silly Dear Human of Mine, it isn't that simple. But, not to worry, I will take care of you."

Thank you, my little cute Avatar. You're not sick like me, are you ? Your anti-vandal and anti-viral programs work just fine. I shall drink a lot of water and pee a lot for the next few hours. Wish I were a masochist. I would be having a great time.

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Get a load of this - my personal physician and long-time friend has decided to personally drag me to hospital to see the specialist ! Now WHO in the world let on that I was thinking of escaping this medical ?!

Let's see .... ninja cloaking device engaged. Can you sense me ?

3D-JC:"Fool Human of Mine, of course I can still make you out."

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